On Vincent Valentine

[Jiro]

http://i46.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/dg03lg.png

What the fuck does Vincent do all day? He's been in that coffin for a fucking long time, and I don't think he really leaves all that often. So does he like, eat or drink any more? I know he's been referred to as a vampire before, but he'd have to have some blood or something, right? SO WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE DO? Does he just sit there being all emo and whatnot?

[Tigmafuzz]

He just lies there crying and cutting his wrist whining about Lucretia.
http://i.imgur.com/j7NSB.png

[Gamblet]

I'll give you a hint:
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*fap fap*

[Jinx]

Probably listens to My Chemical Romance, and posts black-and-white bathroom photos with "[!]3" in the title on his Myspace page.</html[/!]</3" in the title on his Myspace page.

[Sephex]

This reminds me of the time on this forum many years ago that there was some debate that got way out of hand. Anyway, the debate ended up getting caught on the topic of what exactly was the materiel Vincent's coffin was made out of.

Ever since then, I laugh my ass off when his coffin opens and closes. This made it awkward for me when my father walked in on me laughing maniacally when I talked to Vincent during one of my FFVII sessions.

Now I just laughed at work, and I can't tell anyone why. Today is a strange day indeed...

[Mercen-X]

Vincent was revived through experimentation. He doesn't need to eat or drink or sleep. He's just a whiner.

[Sylvie]

This reminds me of the time on this forum many years ago that there was some debate that got way out of hand. Anyway, the debate ended up getting caught on the topic of what exactly was the materiel Vincent's coffin was made out of.
That is golden.

[Jiro]

Yeah his coffin is pretty fucking magical.

[Gamblet]

Yeah his coffin is pretty smurfing magical.

You got that right.

[Jiro]

creepy vampire dude in a basement. prolly sparkles too

[Sylvie]

This is before vampires were portrayed as being that sickeningly fruity.

[Jinx]

Yes, but not before they were portrayed as being this fruity:

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z267/HelL-Koga-sama/lestat.jpg

[Sylvie]

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise were fucking sexy in that movie. Fruity isn't the proper word; they were vampiric libertines who made a delicacy out of stalking and consuming the blood of humans. They had homoerotic flare and didn't give a fuck.

[Jiro]

I reckon anyone who sits in that coffin for that long ought to be so pale they're basically translucent :hux:

[Shiny]

Unless that person is Blade...

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/47.jpg

[Sylvie]

worst movie

[Jiro]

now thats my kind of vampire. blade is badass!

[Hollycat]

*COUGH COUGH* Saya from Blood Plus *COUGH COUGH*

[krissy]

hey you guys ever noticed that vincents initials

vv

look like vampire teeth

JUST SAYIN

^vv^

[Sephex]

hey you guys ever noticed that vincents initials

vv

look like vampire teeth

JUST SAYIN

^vv^

http://i.imgur.com/D3lON.gif

[Jiro]

That really just sums up my thoughts exactly.

[Hollycat]

I thought you were going to mention how his initials are from final fantasy 9

[krissy]

I thought you were going to mention how his initials are from final fantasy 9

http://i.imgur.com/D3lON.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/D3lON.gif

[Jinx]

some conspiracy shit goin' on in this thread

[Slothy]

I'll give you a hint:

-snip-

*fap fap*

There are pictures of Tifa's Boobs in the coffin?

[Hollycat]

What if he isn't a vampire, what if he is like a zombie. Or a namekien.
(that means he doesn't have a penis anymore)
He certainly does turn into some kind of zombie.

I bet he has some glow in the dark paint and paints on the lid of his coffin.

[Sephex]

I'll give you a hint:

-snip-

*fap fap*

There are pictures of Tifa's Boobs in the coffin?

Yeah, Vincent took her out of a stake dinner.

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Sorry.