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DK
06-16-2012, 03:11 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/10/18/1287391118583/Andy-Carroll--005.jpg

just look at this beautiful man.

Please, by all means, go ahead and try and justify how you think you are better than big Andy. Then be shocked and upset at how wrong you are, failures who are not big Andy. :colbert:

Sephex
06-16-2012, 03:14 AM
Yeah, Edge is pretty good at the ladder, tables, and chair matches.

DK
06-16-2012, 03:15 AM
Edge is dead, man. Why bring up those memories Justin, you awful man. :(

Freya
06-16-2012, 03:32 AM
I have no idea who that man is but he has a derpy face going in that picture.

DK
06-16-2012, 03:33 AM
It's a beautiful face. You will go to sleep tonight and dream about kissing that face and when you wake up in the morning you will feel a crushing sadness that you are no longer kissing that handsome face. :colbert:

fire_of_avalon
06-16-2012, 03:34 AM
Edge lives really close to me. I have seen him downtown.

I don't know who that is in that picture but how big could be possibly be?

Carl the Llama
06-16-2012, 03:59 AM
Edge lives really close to me. I have seen him downtown.

I don't know who that is in that picture but how big could be possibly be?

Think he is 6' 3" (which happens to be an inch shorter then me xD).

krissy
06-16-2012, 04:21 AM
THE FACE OF MODERN FOOTY

THE HEAVEN-SENT BLUEPRINT FOR A TEAM CAPTAIN

THE SAVIOR OF TEAM SPIRIT

Psychotic
06-16-2012, 10:38 AM
I hate this thread because I have to repeatedly pleasure myself without halt. I think I've looped the loop 8 times now. I had to staple my eyes shut and type this with them closed. Please send help, I have chafed away far too much. I think I can see through time and space itself now.

Laddy
06-18-2012, 08:04 AM
That is the face of sex. Sweaty, bathroom stall, half-intoxicated, half-crying, guilt-ridden sex.

Sylvie
06-18-2012, 08:32 AM
I'm much better than him, and you can take me for a spin if you don't believe what's being said.

Loony BoB
06-18-2012, 10:21 AM
Well, let's just say he's better looking than Carlos Tevez and leave it at that.

Iceglow
06-18-2012, 01:01 PM
That is the face of a man literally going "Alreeet pet!"

Jinx
06-18-2012, 02:00 PM
I hate this thread because I have to repeatedly pleasure myself without halt. I think I've looped the loop 8 times now. I had to staple my eyes shut and type this with them closed. Please send help, I have chafed away far too much. I think I can see through time and space itself now.

Might I direct you here: http://home.eyesonff.com/eyes-each-other/142047-compulsive-masturbation.html

Old Manus
06-18-2012, 03:24 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls6vrtnhHC1qafrh6.jpg

Jinx
06-18-2012, 07:48 PM
In regards to the thread, not gonna lie, that dude is hot.

Christmas
06-19-2012, 09:19 AM
NICE ZEBRA SUIT HE IS WEARING!!!

Cuchulainn
06-19-2012, 05:32 PM
Big Lanky Pastie faced geordie adopted rat-eating scouse cum guzzler can go smurf.

Psychotic
06-19-2012, 05:38 PM
That's right Cuchulainn, Andy Carroll is a greater footballer than that sack of crap George Best ever was!

Madame Adequate
06-19-2012, 08:57 PM
George Best is all we have in Norn Iron :(

Big Andy does look like a wonderful chap though :)

Rocket Edge
06-19-2012, 11:00 PM
The second coming of Jesus Christ, the best thing to come out of Newcastle since black pudding.