View Full Version : Ciddies Speech Thread!

06-16-2012, 08:27 AM
Let's get some speeches done! Claim one! Then send them to me for COLLECTION. You can take more than one if you feel up to it OR 12! As long as we get them done! The color Red will represent that the category is claimed with the name of whomever claimed it. Green Will be completed. Get to claiming and writing! Try to avoid the ones you're in if you can!

1. Best Member Freya
2. Best Male Foa
3. Best Female blackmage_nuke
4. Best Admin Wezlton
5. Best Cid's Knight Proto!
6. Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin Jiro
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff jiro
8. Best Oldbie Foa
9. Best Veteran Shiny
10. Best Newbie Jiro
11. Cutest Male Foa
12. Cutest Female Slyvie
13. Best Custom Rank Jiro
14. Best Avatar Pontus
15. Best Signature Agent Proto
16. Best Artist Proto vs Jiro FIGHT!
17. Best Writer Jiro
18. Best General Forums Poster Wezlton
19. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster Bubbaforever
20. Best #eoff Chatter Jiro
21. Best Blogger
22. Best Newswriter Pike
23. Best Thread Jiro
24. Best Post PROOOOT
25. Nicest Member #eoff crowd
26. Snarkiest Member Jiro
27. Funniest Member Foa
28. Craziest Member bubbaforever
29. Most Intimidating Member Jiro
30. Most Underrated Member Jiro
31. Most Missed Member Wezlton
32. Most Hardcore Gamer Jiro and Sephex
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl Shiny
34. Most Helpful Member Jiro
35. Cutest Couple Jiro

Most Likely To…
36. Become a Cid's Knight Bubbaforever
37. Get permabanned Sylvie
38. Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time Agent proto
39. Win a Ciddie for the Very Last Time Del
40. Be the hero/heroine of the Next Big Final Fantasy Game Jiro
41. Be the beautiful villain of the Next Big Final Fantasy GameJiro
42. Be the sidekick that people either love or hate in the Next Big Final Fantasy GameJiro
43. Pull a Jiro and completely lose it on the forums Jiro and Psychotic
44. Become a Space Miner Bubbaforever
45. Live in a survivalist compound surrounded by guns and tinfoil hats Agent proto
46. Rig the Ciddies Jiro
47. Be a viral marketing bot for Square-Enix Jiro
48. Be GLaDOS Hypo
49. Be Wheatley hypo
50. Get Together Jiro

06-16-2012, 08:33 AM
I'll take 20, 43 and 10 for starters.

06-16-2012, 09:26 AM
Oh look at that Dakoda go :D!

06-16-2012, 01:39 PM
40 through 43 will be finished off tomorrow morning. Leg work has already been done. Please make a note of Psychotic's contribution to the glorious #43 by adding his name, first if necessary.

06-16-2012, 03:06 PM
I'll take 28, 36 and 44 for now

EDIT: And 19.

06-16-2012, 04:12 PM
I am really excited to see your speeches man.

Ace Protorney
06-16-2012, 05:24 PM
15 and 45

06-17-2012, 12:03 AM
I'll start with 2,8,11 and 27.

06-17-2012, 05:12 AM
Updated the list! You cool cats get to work! I'll pick up the left overs which i'm sure there will be a lot so feel free to claim any you want!

06-17-2012, 05:15 AM
I'll take number 6 as well.

06-17-2012, 11:29 AM
32 and 50 please.

06-17-2012, 11:34 AM
Dakoda you just keep doing them all don't you xD

06-17-2012, 11:36 AM
Not true. I tricked Psychotic into writing one for me :)

06-17-2012, 05:06 PM
48 and 49 please

06-17-2012, 07:20 PM
I am really excited to see your speeches man.

Looking forward to yours too! I'm sure they'll be at your usual awesome standard.

06-17-2012, 08:36 PM
**** it. Just have Jiro do the whole damn thing! :)

06-17-2012, 09:04 PM
I'm not sure if I should be trusted to do this.

06-17-2012, 09:18 PM
Fill your boots, Sylvie!

06-17-2012, 09:21 PM
Give me #37.

I'm only wearing one very small boot.

06-17-2012, 09:26 PM
If your speech is vulgar/whatever I do read them before hand so I can refuse xD So don't worry sylvie, if yours is o.O I'll just send it back to be fixed lol

06-17-2012, 09:27 PM
I'm hoping I don't have to write about myself. Not because I dislike writing about myself, but you know, I'd rather have someone write about me.

Ace Protorney
06-17-2012, 09:44 PM
This is why it's suggested that we write speeches for awards that we're not up for. I might write another speech after I'm done with my next one, so put me up for 38 and 39 as possible speeches. Not guaranteed, but I put me up for them. Others can also write them if I don't somehow get to them.

06-17-2012, 09:54 PM
Can someone choose #37 and do it if I end up winning it? Jiro, I know you're a good boy.

Del Murder
06-17-2012, 09:54 PM
Put me down for Win a Ciddie for the Very Last Time.

06-17-2012, 10:00 PM
Yeah, we use to be a bit more fidgety about that but since we have less activity with the ciddies, I just want them done!

Ace Protorney
06-18-2012, 12:08 AM
Yay, my speeches are done! I think I can write some more if needed!

06-18-2012, 12:13 AM
Excuse my transparency here but this is the first time I have participated in such a thing;

How do we complete a speech before we know who even won?

Ace Protorney
06-18-2012, 12:19 AM
Basically, it's just introduction of the Ciddie's nominees, and/or explaining why each nominee deserves to win. Each speech are done differently so you can write your speech however you like.

Here's an example of a speech done by Jiro during last year's End-of-Year Ciddies. (http://home.eyesonff.com/eoff-archived-awards/140095-now-main-course-december-2011-ciddies-revelations-all-done-17.html#post3045708)

06-18-2012, 12:35 AM
Ah, okay. I misunderstood it then. I can do that.

06-18-2012, 03:59 AM
I was actually going to ask you to write some speeches anyway, Sylvie. I'm glad you came to the decision yourself, I'm sure you'll entertain us with a very different approach.

EDIT: Don't forget to green light #40, I sent that in already!

06-18-2012, 04:10 AM
Give me #12.

06-18-2012, 04:50 AM
#35 will be completed post haste.

06-18-2012, 04:55 AM
I'll take Best Admin, Best GF Poster, and Most Missed.

06-18-2012, 05:16 AM
Sure thing Wezlton.

06-18-2012, 12:21 PM
So eleven speeches are in with my Sephex collaboration in the works. I don't recall what the record for most speeches in a Ciddies was, but I believe Tavrobel still holds the record. 17 seems to be a familiar number. I might try and shoot for the top.

06-18-2012, 12:56 PM
I had a hilarious speech planned a month ago and now Im kicking myself for not writing it down

06-18-2012, 01:01 PM
Please, please remember it. Or just write a different one and make it as equally funny. I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS. THIS IS THE REASON YOU ALWAYS WIN MOST UNDERRATED. YOU HAVE UNTAPPED POTENTIAL WAITING TO BE UNLEASHED.

06-18-2012, 01:06 PM
I'll try best female but if anyone in particularl wanted to claim it feel free to take it from me

06-18-2012, 01:09 PM
I believe in you! You can do it!

06-18-2012, 01:13 PM
Believe in me who believes in Freya who believes in you!

06-18-2012, 02:26 PM
You're gonna let blackmage_nuke write the Best Female speech!? Do we even know if he can write? Does anybody even know who that guy is???

Do you think the above is unfair or undeserved? Please vote blackmage_nuke for Most Underrated Member '12!

When are the awards being presented? I may have time to write a last-minute speech or two on Friday/Saturday unless Jiro does them all before me!

06-18-2012, 07:37 PM
Friday is when the Ciddies reveal is supposed to happen!

06-19-2012, 12:42 AM
#9 and #33 plz

06-19-2012, 05:06 AM
So apparently I once wrote 23 speeches. Gotta put it a bit more effort if I wanna do half of it.

06-19-2012, 05:31 AM
#25 is currently being written by #eoff incl. the likes of Bubbaforever, foa, Jiro, Sephex with cameos from Jentleness and Happy Noodle Boy.

Ace Protorney
06-19-2012, 05:39 AM
Put me down for Best Artist as well. I have a speech in the work being made for that.

06-19-2012, 05:41 AM
You'll have to fight dakoda, he wrote one for that and I was just in the process of editing it. HE NEEDS TO CLAIM THINGS BEFORE HE DOES THEM. Since he already has a bajillion I will accept yours over his heh if you send it in.

06-19-2012, 05:59 AM
Actually i'll just use them both but still. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

06-19-2012, 06:07 AM
7 and 17 please.

Del Murder
06-19-2012, 08:56 PM
Do we send completed speeches to Freya or Award Bot?

06-19-2012, 09:56 PM
Either one. You can send them to me and I'll forward them to award bot or you can eliminate the middle man and just send them to award bot. I haven't sent award bot any of them yet cause I was going to send them in bulk heh.

06-20-2012, 03:35 PM
I...I think I'm done. I can't write any more :exdee: I'll finish off Best Writer but I'm all outta steam folks :jiro:

06-20-2012, 03:36 PM
I'll be writing #12 today.

06-20-2012, 05:06 PM
Just in case anyone gets super enthused before Freya updates the OP, I have completed 23 and 26 already. Apologies if you really wanted them. 17 is being worked on, and I will submit 25 once it is finished being compiled.

Del Murder
06-20-2012, 09:43 PM
Speech in.

06-21-2012, 12:28 AM
Three done and one to go!

My and Dak are currently combining for another as well

06-21-2012, 12:31 AM
I should have mine 2 done pretty soon. So far I've written and trashed both of them twice.

06-21-2012, 03:58 AM
If anything is left I'll take them. Just let me know!

06-21-2012, 04:49 AM

06-21-2012, 04:56 AM

On it!

06-21-2012, 06:40 PM
Already sent in Glados, here comes wheatly

06-21-2012, 06:58 PM
I will have sent in MLT to become a Cid's Knight within the next few hours.

06-21-2012, 07:03 PM
Is no one doing best post, best blogger or best avatar?

06-21-2012, 09:29 PM
Best Newswriter speech has been submitted.

06-21-2012, 11:15 PM
36 done! Right, I'm spent... I don't know how Jiro does it.

06-21-2012, 11:16 PM
36 done! Right, I'm spent... I don't know how Jiro does it.


06-21-2012, 11:22 PM
I'll do my speeches tonight. Just wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten.

06-21-2012, 11:25 PM
Good because I was going to mail you a porcupine if you had.

06-21-2012, 11:27 PM
I think the second one I did was good, but I'm still twitchy about the first one

06-21-2012, 11:34 PM
I shall do Best Avatar posthaste.

06-22-2012, 12:13 AM
Sent in Biggiest FF Fangirl. Best Veteran incoming.

06-22-2012, 04:22 AM
I sent in all three of my speeches to Award Bot.

06-22-2012, 04:38 AM
I'm assuming Shiny did as well! I'll mark you guys off then.

06-22-2012, 05:46 AM
Just need best post and best blogger! Otherwise just waiting on people to send them!

Ace Protorney
06-22-2012, 06:09 AM
I've been wanting to write Best Post, but I'm not sure how I want to execute it. I guess since it's still available and no one seems to want it, let me have at it!

06-22-2012, 07:32 AM
If "balloon" were nominated for best blogger I'd write it but :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: that I don't know how to write that shit

Ace Protorney
06-22-2012, 09:28 AM
I'm finished! Finally. I'm spent.

06-22-2012, 02:36 PM
Best Veteran in. Sappiest speech I've written yet. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

06-22-2012, 03:01 PM
Is FoA struggling to get hers in? Have they been covered?

06-22-2012, 03:35 PM
We've got time. Those speeches don't need to be ready until they're being presented, so hold fast and have faith :)

Loony BoB
06-22-2012, 05:39 PM
I have to say I am extremely impressed with how well the speeches are going this time around. Seriously, this kind of stuff makes the Ciddies!

06-22-2012, 05:57 PM
I'm pretty pumped up to see how people react to something I helped Jiro work on for this.

06-22-2012, 06:00 PM
I'm really excited to hear these. We are starting today no?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-22-2012, 06:20 PM
Ciddies start in an hour and a half. Be sure to get any last-minute speeches in by then!

Del Murder
06-22-2012, 06:36 PM
An hour and a half? Whelp, there goes my work day then.

Ace Protorney
06-22-2012, 06:52 PM
This is the most speeches I've done for the Ciddies since we've had a three-headed host!

06-23-2012, 05:18 AM
Wrote or collaborated in exactly 25 speeches, exactly half. I didn't think I would get there, but by golly gosh I did. That's my curtain call then. No more speeches from Jiro!

06-23-2012, 05:45 AM
JIRO you had better be back for some speeches

And the rest of you had better be back for some too

My goal is ten for next time! :bigsmile:

06-23-2012, 06:03 AM
My goal is a maximum of five!

06-23-2012, 08:03 AM
THANKS TO JIRO SOOO MUCH THANKS for getting most of them written. You're amazing dak :kaoclove:

06-23-2012, 11:57 AM
THANKS TO JIRO SOOO MUCH THANKS for getting most of them written. You're amazing dak :kaoclove:

Yes, they were fun reads. Great work again, Jiro!

Loony BoB
06-24-2012, 12:47 AM
Seriously good speeches, everyone. When you consider the spread of quality speeches throghout the entire event, I'd say they added up to the best speech set in Ciddies history. :)