"...I'm in here."

[Jiro]

So what's this guy's deal? He's in there, sure, but why for so damn long? Were we meant to save him some digestive medicine or what?

What does he do for a living? Is he just passing through Rocket Town on his way to the Gold Saucer? Maybe he's on a safari.

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[Rantz]

He's clinically depressed. It's where he goes to get away from the bustling crowds of Rocket Town.

[Gamblet]

I believe that he thinks in there all day. You know, when taking a crap, your mind gets free. Maybe he writes a book.

[Jiro]

What kind of book does he write, do you think? IS IT SCIENCE FICTION? DOES HE HAVE CRUSHED DREAMS OF SPACE ADVENTURE?

[Gamblet]

I believe it could be called "Traveler's Guide For Potty Training"

[Jiro]

always annoyed me that all the bathrooms were being used! what if cloud needed to take a dump? he just had to go in his pants or soemthing. but i know a thing or two about drains ;)

[Sephex]

This is a side character named Bhathe R. Uoom. He was originally going to be the third optional character along with Yuffie and Vincent. There was a dummied out side quest in the bathroom of the Honey Bee Inn where you fight a defective Jenova body part disguised as Sephiroth. Had the developers had more time, you would be required to steal the key item during the fight (the Soapiroth) and give it to Bhathe R. Uoom in order to have the fellow in your party.

[Jiro]

Soapiroth! Sephex, you slay me! STOP IT xD

[Cloudane]

It's probably something to do with Irvine's dirty magazines.

........ wait, wrong game.

[Gamblet]

THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE WATTS FROM FF8!!

[Jiro]

HOLY FUCK HE DOES TOO GAMBLET YOU GENIUS

[Gamblet]

What could this mean!? Is he a time traveler? Or something more!?

[Jiro]

He took a train to nowhere and ended up in Rocket Town?

[Bubba]

Watt a revelation!

[Gamblet]

Sorry guys, but so much information.... I can't take it!