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So I discovered mere minutes ago that my tv remote can control the tv in the lounge room. They're both the same brand and I can sort of just see the lounge room from my bed and so anyway I was turning off my tv just before and nothing happened but THEN I HEARD NOISE FROM OUT THERE AND NEAR SHAT MYSELF BECAUSE I'M HOME ALONE AT THIS POINT. Then I discovered the truth and got super excited because fuck yeah I am a wizard.
how are you a wizard?
Slothy
06-22-2012, 02:35 PM
Does playing with my wand make me a wizard? Because, yeah, that.
I can open beer bottle caps without using a bottle opener or a towel to protect my hands.
I Don't Need A Name
06-22-2012, 02:50 PM
You cannot believe how much this boy got excited by that... simpletons.
dandy da oak
06-22-2012, 02:50 PM
I'm a wizard with the ladies ;)
Sephex
06-22-2012, 02:53 PM
If "Sunglasses At Night" is playing on the radio in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, under no circumstances will I fail the mission.
If "Sunglasses At Night" is playing on the radio in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, under no circumstances will I fail the mission.
Same with me, but "Rains Down in Africa."
Slothy
06-22-2012, 03:28 PM
Being more serious, my toes are long and quite dextrous. I use them regularly for everything from picking things up off of the floor to opening doors when my hands are full. That includes using door knobs, not those sissy handles.
KentaRawr!
06-22-2012, 04:53 PM
I just made a gif transparent
Therefore I am a wizard.
Hollycat
06-22-2012, 05:02 PM
I am a wizard because I went to Hogwarts for seven years and got a degree in wizardology.
Also I can hold mine breath for five minutes
Sephex
06-22-2012, 05:28 PM
I am a wizard because I went to Hogwarts for seven years and got a degree in wizardology.
Also I can hold mine breath for five minutes
Can you do it underwater? It's always harder to hold your breath underwater.
Shorty
06-22-2012, 06:32 PM
I am a wizard at finagling free drinks out of people in social alcoholic situations.
it might also be because of my huge rack but that's not important
Carl the Llama
06-22-2012, 06:41 PM
Apparently I am a wizard at drinking... or at least I was untill I gave up, during my sisters wedding last year I drank copious amounts of White Russians, Ferrari Jacks and several tequila slammers and 5 Jager Bombs and at the end of it I was still completely sober... not even kidding, I honestly think my body cant process alcohol any more.
Also when I used to be able to get drunk I NEVER suffered from a hang over.
Sylvie
06-22-2012, 06:51 PM
I'm a witch doctor. I cure peoples' hiccups, I make other people throw up for no reason by leaving my body and entering theirs.
Hollycat
06-22-2012, 07:31 PM
I am a wizard because I went to Hogwarts for seven years and got a degree in wizardology.
Also I can hold mine breath for five minutes
Can you do it underwater? It's always harder to hold your breath underwater.
Easily
Laddy
06-23-2012, 04:02 AM
I can hold it for like, a minuted forty-five.
I'm a bad wizard. :(
Hollycat
06-23-2012, 04:12 AM
I can hold it for like, a minuted forty-five.
I'm a bad wizard. :(
It's okay, not everyone can be a crossbreed between Zack Fair and Hermione Granger.
it might also be because of my huge rack but that's not important
oh it's important alright :jokey:
Laddy
06-23-2012, 04:18 AM
I can hold it for like, a minuted forty-five.
I'm a bad wizard. :(
It's okay, not everyone can be a crossbreed between Zack Fair and Hermione Granger.
I expect a terrible fan fiction to be written about this. Do it now.
Hollycat
06-23-2012, 04:23 AM
I can hold it for like, a minuted forty-five.
I'm a bad wizard. :(
It's okay, not everyone can be a crossbreed between Zack Fair and Hermione Granger.
I expect a terrible fan fiction to be written about this. Do it now.
If you let me help you at your pony thing, then I shall
Citizen Bleys
06-23-2012, 04:28 AM
I can work Hitler into any conversation.
Hollycat
06-23-2012, 04:33 AM
I can work Hitler into any conversation.
I can work my penis into most vaginas.
Your move.
Raistlin
06-23-2012, 04:36 AM
I can work Hitler into any conversation.
So... you're a poster on the internet.
His was 100%, yours was not, I feel like he wins still
Citizen Bleys
06-23-2012, 04:48 AM
I can work Hitler into any conversation.
So... you're a poster on the internet.
That's what Hitler would say.
I can work Hitler into any conversation.
I can work my penis into most vaginas.
Your move.
That's what Hitler would say.
Sephex
06-23-2012, 04:49 AM
I can work Hitler into any conversation.
So... you're a poster on the internet.
That's what Hitler would say.
My god! You ARE a wizard!
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