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Scumbag Steve
06-23-2012, 04:28 AM
Yeah welcome to the fucking STEVIES the only real awards on this stupid website you know. I made some awards for you all to be nominating and voting and shit so you can just come right in and make yourself at home specially if yous a fit bird who might want to play around with my junk a little you know what I'm saying anyway this is the place for some real awards here I'll list them out all straight like so you can see whats going on without any of this fancy shit that the stupid robot guy was doing.

yeah here you go some awards for you now:

- The Ya Mum Award for member whose mother Steve would most like to do all night long after he knocks off from work and takes the subway back to his place and gets her number while he's on the subway after work where he worked a long shift and just wants to find a fit bird to have it on with


- The Yeah Yeah Award for member who is most likely to have a winning catchphrase that just pulls all the fit birds that you're likely to meet out on the town after a long day at work and taking the subway home and sticking it to your mum


- The Ya Look Cold Love Yeah Award for member who can fit the most women in his or her coat, jacket or other assorted article of warm clothing


- The Four Horses and a Fifth Wheel Award for member most likely to count themselves as a member of a small group of themed members without actually being a part of them sort of like how there was a fourth musketeer even though everybody knows there's only three musketeers you know


- The Cowboy Boots Award for member who has the most style wearing clothing meant for the opposite gender in a non-cross dressing kind of way which counts Sylvie out of this award but who knows you know yeah yeah


- The Take A Breather Mate Award for member who has the most air related issues or manages to just talk a lot and seemingly use no breaks or pauses or just creates run on sentences that go for so long that even the reader finds themselves light headed and in need of a lie down


- The Raven Riley Award for most bangable bird you've ever met who was so fit that you could probably see her in some kind of porn film or something because she's just that fit that every guy'll wanna poke her even more than ya mum

yeah I got my buddy MILFY to write these ones out for me you know MILF that fella who always has the real fit birds yeah you know they just date him to get to me though yeah that's what I always been telling him but he doesn't listen. so yeah just send me some votes and shit or whatever you know

I Don't Need A Name
06-23-2012, 04:30 AM
C'mon Steve, just go home. You've had too much to drink man..

Madame Adequate
06-23-2012, 04:35 AM
Voted! :jess:

dandy da oak
06-23-2012, 04:35 AM
Steve, I think you've won the 'Take A Breather Mate' award already...where's the punctuation :( I hurts a grammar nazi such as I .

Sephex
06-23-2012, 04:48 AM
I want the Cowboy Boots Award, please.

Freya
06-23-2012, 04:52 AM
Omg :kaoclove:

Jiro
06-23-2012, 05:03 AM
Sent in my votes too.

Scumbag Steve
06-23-2012, 05:26 AM
Should have known it would be my boys MILFY and Jiro the filthy convict that are sending in their votes and that. The rest of you lot are pretty disgraceful, dont make me go and tell Liz about it because shes gonna be pissed at you. Its no loss of mine if you dont vote cause Ill still be sticking it to your mother and quins mother and every mother fucking mother cause thats how I roll. Just know that when my stevies are announced and you dont win its your own fault and none of you are gonna get any praise from me cause your shit and your mother doesnt love you just my cock

krissy
06-23-2012, 05:26 AM
Congratulations to all the winners!

Shiny
06-23-2012, 07:09 AM
I knew Steve would sweep in all of these. :colbert:

Psychotic
06-23-2012, 10:46 AM
He's sick of being the butt piece of your jokes!

dandy da oak
06-23-2012, 12:53 PM
I'm so excited for more awards :D

Sylvie
06-23-2012, 05:54 PM
make me the cowboy boots reward

krissy
06-23-2012, 05:58 PM
Blake Boston AKA Scumbag Steve "Scumbag Steve Overture" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF8cmBV7dRY)

Sephex
06-23-2012, 07:18 PM
make me the cowboy boots reward

Aw hell naw! I called it, bro! I CALLED IT.

Sylvie
06-23-2012, 07:21 PM
We'll have to handle this physically.

EDIT: i'll take the raven riley for 1,000, alex

Madame Adequate
06-23-2012, 08:00 PM
He's sick of being the butt piece of your jokes!

I still love how he always gets you to tell us this!

Jinx
06-23-2012, 08:06 PM
P=S?

Psychotic
06-23-2012, 08:34 PM
He's sick of being the butt piece of your jokes!

I still love how he always gets you to tell us this!Look Huxley, Steve is a delicate human being, okay? I know he doesn't like to show it underneath all his macho bravado, but under the surface is a shy little flower. He's very sensitive and your jokes at his expense often leave him really upset. As soon as I showed him this thread on MSN he went deadly quiet and wouldn't talk to me. I can only assume he's gone off to a corner to cry or something. It just breaks my heart. He's a good lad who means well. I hope you feel very proud of yourself for inflicting torment onto a poor soul like Steve.

Not on mate. Not on at all.

Also I really like the phrase "butt piece".

Freya
06-23-2012, 08:57 PM
Poor steve :(

Steve
06-24-2012, 03:52 AM
I still love how he always gets you to tell us this!

I actually didn't ask Paul to say anything this morning. He said it before even informing me of this threads existence. I am getting rather tired of your particular penchant to make jokes purely on my expense. In fact the last time you did shit I seem to recall coming to you directly and telling you I was tired of this shit... how was that or is that me always getting Paul to come tell you? In response you clearly didn't seem to understand the reasons for why I feel this way, this thread just clearly proves that you genuinely didn't get it. When I asked you to stop with this shit, I didn't just mean then in that one instance I meant generally speaking I've had enough and you either need to find someone else for your material or save it for someone else. I'm not in a place right now where I'm seeing the funny side of things very easily. I'm not saying don't make jokes or tease me some, what I'm asking is that you stop with this sort of bullshit which wrongfully depicts me on such grand scale.


As soon as I showed him this thread on MSN he went deadly quiet and wouldn't talk to me. I can only assume he's gone off to a corner to cry or something.

I actually had enough time to glance at the thread, roll my eyes out of boredom, sigh a little and think "shit he just don't get it" before I had to go work. If I had more time I might have replied.

Shiny
06-24-2012, 04:24 AM
But he wants to get repped and the big man on EoFF. Don't you see Steve? He needs you. You're his muse.

Hux x Steve together 4 eva

Raistlin
06-24-2012, 04:46 AM
Dammit, Hux x Steve love spats are overshadowing the Raist x Shlup feuds.

*calls Shlup's tits saggy*

Madame Adequate
06-24-2012, 07:12 AM
I didn't actually make this thread dude

Psychotic
06-24-2012, 11:32 AM
Cram it Huxley you're nothing but a vile man. How about I make fun of you instead?

Hello, my name is Huxley... more like SUXley because that is what I do! I suck at video games! Blip blop bloop! Oh look at me I studied international relations and politics.... BECAUSE I WAS TOO MUCH OF A SISSY TO STUDY GEOGRAPHY! Da de dee, watch me playing Hearts of Iron.... and by Hearts of Iron I mean FARTS of Iron because I am so lonely I have to hire the local blacksmith to come round my house at night and emit rasping flatulence all over my face!

Not very nice, is it? I hope you've learned a lesson today.

Also don't keep us in suspense, who won the awards?

Old Manus
06-24-2012, 12:46 PM
When banter on a Final Fantasy internet message board gets REAL

Rocket Edge
06-24-2012, 01:14 PM
Great thread, better recognise!

Sephex
06-24-2012, 03:17 PM
Cram it Huxley you're nothing but a vile man. How about I make fun of you instead?

Hello, my name is Huxley... more like SUXley because that is what I do! I suck at video games! Blip blop bloop! Oh look at me I studied international relations and politics.... BECAUSE I WAS TOO MUCH OF A SISSY TO STUDY GEOGRAPHY! Da de dee, watch me playing Hearts of Iron.... and by Hearts of Iron I mean FARTS of Iron because I am so lonely I have to hire the local blacksmith to come round my house at night and emit rasping flatulence all over my face!



Wow! After those words made of with their spirit of pure evisceration, I know NEVER to mess with Psychotic! :(

Pike
06-24-2012, 04:57 PM
and by Hearts of Iron I mean FARTS of Iron

Just say "Hearts of Iron 3," it's a bigger insult.

Madame Adequate
06-24-2012, 06:17 PM
I'm scared of geography because my geography teacher in years 7 through 9 was a very nasty man who shouted at everyone a lot

Paul you have crossed the line I'm going to tell Dan and if he says this is over the line as well then I will tell you that I don't like it one bit and I'm sick of being the butt piece of your jokes!

Jinx
06-24-2012, 08:07 PM
Paul doesn't scare me. He eats poop. Why should a poop eater scare me? He doesn't.

He's just a silly poop eater.

You guys should leave Steve alone anyway, he's easily one of the best looking men on the forum. I'd let him take me from behind and shower me with his love serum let me tell you! Steve, I'm single and hot for you. PM me babe pmsl x

Huckleberry Quin
06-24-2012, 11:25 PM
This is really getting out of hand you three. Stop it or I'm gonna shag all your sisters and mums and then glass you you know I will Paul you know I will. :colbert:

The Man
06-24-2012, 11:37 PM
Man I don't even know what's going on anymore. I just don't.

Madame Adequate
06-25-2012, 12:31 AM
MILF I don't either.

Old Manus
06-25-2012, 12:40 AM
You've been waiting to use that joke for years.

NorthernChaosGod
06-25-2012, 01:52 AM
All of my wat.

Pike
06-25-2012, 07:29 AM
MILF I don't either.

You really deserve to be drunktanked for that.

Jiro
06-25-2012, 08:20 AM
Drunk tanking is too light a sentence imo.

Madame Adequate
06-25-2012, 08:20 AM
Check the rep babe, can't drunk tank a post so beloved!

Sylvie
06-25-2012, 08:22 AM
Agreed. Maybe he should be poisoned to the point of a near-death experience, dropped on the ground, and very carefully have brain trauma induced, and weened slowly back to stability only to be a victim of a "mysterious" car crash right in the middle of his physical therapy while he was trying to properly align his brain and his body movement control

Jiro
06-25-2012, 08:32 AM
That's not true, you can easily be a martyr.

Huckleberry Quin
06-29-2012, 10:37 AM
Still waiting on those results...