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Shorty
06-25-2012, 07:28 PM
If you can find words to describe these beautiful gentlemen (http://magnificentspecimens.com/), discuss.
What have you seen lately that you would consider a magnificent specimen?
Rantz
06-25-2012, 07:35 PM
This. It's called "bootay.jpg".
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Konstantine 7:23-7:27
Shorty
06-25-2012, 07:35 PM
oh my GOD
GET THAT OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD
I looked in the mirror this morning.
I got a buddy from high school who is like two years younger than me anyway he grows the best goddamn beards in the world. I just want to cut off his face and wear it around for a while to know what it feels like to grow real facial hair.
Hollycat
06-25-2012, 08:17 PM
This. It's called "bootay.jpg".
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What time is it?
Duck hunt time.
Psychotic
06-25-2012, 08:28 PM
This. It's called "bootay.jpg".
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That bunny on the shelf looks so disappointed in her.
Shorty
06-25-2012, 08:29 PM
Hey man. That picture is like eight years old. Clearly I am the OG when it comes to ducks.
Oh goodness is that you Sarah? :hahaha:
Shorty
06-25-2012, 08:39 PM
I intended for this thread to be about beards and boobs and it clearly is going another direction :aimmad:
Madame Adequate
06-25-2012, 08:46 PM
I think we can accommodate boobs with some help, Sarah. :jokey:
Psychotic
06-25-2012, 08:55 PM
Hey man. That picture is like eight years old. Clearly I am the OG when it comes to ducks.The worst part about it is that I can actually remember when you first posted it. I think I even thought "Damn, that Shorty girl is kind of hot". I was 16 or 17, in my defence.
Shorty
06-25-2012, 09:29 PM
You're right. That is the worst part.
Sephex
06-25-2012, 09:34 PM
This. It's called "bootay.jpg".
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What time is it?
Duck hunt time.
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KyKmOptUao8/TmIhicE7qqI/AAAAAAAACCw/-RazmBawazQ/s1600/nes_zapper3.jpg
Wtf are you wearing, Sarah?
Shorty
06-25-2012, 11:43 PM
An outfit that I wouldn't be caught dead wearing in front of my mother at the time. You know. Mormons and midriffs.
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE POSTING MAGNIFICENT SPECIMENS
We can't take our eyes off of you.
LOL MORMONS
NorthernChaosGod
06-26-2012, 12:57 AM
What Sam said.
I think Sarah is the only magnificent specimen we need.
Shorty
06-26-2012, 03:23 AM
Apparently >:[
it's like
it's like
a fuckin' train wreck
or like
pictures of the holocaust
you just can't fucking look away
Raistlin
06-26-2012, 03:46 AM
I can't believe it look me this long to think to post this. Here's some magnificent specimens for rent (the face removed for your pleasure; paper bags are available upon request):
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/raist-pimp_1800.png
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg
Beards and boobs, huh? Well I got tits covered.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/582263_3276261789138_689045272_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s720x720/165908_3276260829114_2128149077_n.jpg
NorthernChaosGod
06-26-2012, 07:03 AM
I demand more Sarah boobs.
chionos
06-26-2012, 08:00 AM
I burned my beard a few weeks ago and had to shave it. I'm working on it again. I'll post a "magnificent specimen" sometime this winter.
I'm really enjoying the old picture. Dem jeans! /nostalgia
Shorty
06-26-2012, 08:16 AM
There will be no more Sarah boobs >:O
NorthernChaosGod
06-26-2012, 08:49 AM
There will be no more Sarah boobs >:O
Buzz kill.
Freya
06-26-2012, 08:56 AM
Aww and it was just starting to get exciting :(
Bubba
06-26-2012, 09:38 AM
This. It's called "bootay.jpg".
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Just thought it had been a while since someone re-posted Sarah's picture...
Why does it look like you're wearing a wedding ring?
WERE YOU MARRIED SARAH!? IS THAT WHY YOU RAN AWAY FROM MORMONISM!?
Shiny
06-26-2012, 10:20 AM
This. It's called "bootay.jpg".
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Everything about that picture screams early to mid 90s. Glorious!
Rantz
06-26-2012, 10:31 AM
The funny thing is that it was taken in the mid 00s. :D
Bunny
06-26-2012, 10:36 AM
This. It's called "bootay.jpg".
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Everything about that picture screams early to mid 90s. Glorious!
I came to this thread to say this exact thing.
Bubba
06-26-2012, 12:01 PM
I'm working on a nice fuzzy beard at the minute. I'll try and remember to post a picture when I get back from work.
My boobs are staying covered up though.
Carl the Llama
06-26-2012, 02:16 PM
Boobs and Beards!
http://www.crazypiglet.com/sites/www.crazypiglet.com/files/images/56379449.preview.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/264/4/c/Epic_Cleavage_by_PiratesLiveinAll.jpg
Why does it look like you're wearing a wedding ring?
WERE YOU MARRIED SARAH!? IS THAT WHY YOU RAN AWAY FROM MORMONISM!?
I bet you $20 US dollars that's a purity ring.
Hollycat
06-26-2012, 03:32 PM
I'll bet you $100 it isn't a velociraptor
Tigmafuzz
06-26-2012, 03:55 PM
I'll bet you $100 it isn't a velociraptor
How would it be a velociraptor? There are no feathers.
With the face Sarah's making, I wouldn't be surprised if SHE'S a velociraptor.
Shorty
06-26-2012, 04:20 PM
It was an "I swear to god I'd better have sex before marriage" ring.
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