Magnificent Specimens

[Shorty]

If you can find words to describe these beautiful gentlemen (http://magnificentspecimens.com/), discuss.

What have you seen lately that you would consider a magnificent specimen?

[Rantz]

This. It's called "bootay.jpg".

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Konstantine 7:23-7:27

[Shorty]

oh my GOD

GET THAT OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD

[Jinx]

I looked in the mirror this morning.

[Jiro]

I got a buddy from high school who is like two years younger than me anyway he grows the best goddamn beards in the world. I just want to cut off his face and wear it around for a while to know what it feels like to grow real facial hair.

[Hollycat]

This. It's called "bootay.jpg".

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What time is it?

Duck hunt time.

[Psychotic]

This. It's called "bootay.jpg".

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That bunny on the shelf looks so disappointed in her.

[Shorty]

Hey man. That picture is like eight years old. Clearly I am the OG when it comes to ducks.

[Jiro]

Oh goodness is that you Sarah? :hahaha:

[Shorty]

I intended for this thread to be about beards and boobs and it clearly is going another direction :aimmad:

[Madame Adequate]

I think we can accommodate boobs with some help, Sarah. :jokey:

[Psychotic]

Hey man. That picture is like eight years old. Clearly I am the OG when it comes to ducks.The worst part about it is that I can actually remember when you first posted it. I think I even thought "Damn, that Shorty girl is kind of hot". I was 16 or 17, in my defence.

[Shorty]

You're right. That is the worst part.

[Sephex]

This. It's called "bootay.jpg".

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What time is it?

Duck hunt time.


It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KyKmOptUao8/TmIhicE7qqI/AAAAAAAACCw/-RazmBawazQ/s1600/nes_zapper3.jpg

[Jinx]

Wtf are you wearing, Sarah?

[Shorty]

An outfit that I wouldn't be caught dead wearing in front of my mother at the time. You know. Mormons and midriffs.

WHY IS NO ONE ELSE POSTING MAGNIFICENT SPECIMENS

[Jinx]

We can't take our eyes off of you.


LOL MORMONS

[NorthernChaosGod]

What Sam said.

I think Sarah is the only magnificent specimen we need.

[Shorty]

Apparently >:[

[Jinx]

it's like
it's like
a fuckin' train wreck
or like
pictures of the holocaust
you just can't fucking look away

[Raistlin]

I can't believe it look me this long to think to post this. Here's some magnificent specimens for rent (the face removed for your pleasure; paper bags are available upon request):

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/raist-pimp_1800.png

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

[Jiro]

Beards and boobs, huh? Well I got tits covered.


https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/582263_3276261789138_689045272_n.jpg



https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s720x720/165908_3276260829114_2128149077_n.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

I demand more Sarah boobs.

[chionos]

I burned my beard a few weeks ago and had to shave it. I'm working on it again. I'll post a "magnificent specimen" sometime this winter.

I'm really enjoying the old picture. Dem jeans! /nostalgia

[Shorty]

There will be no more Sarah boobs >:O

[NorthernChaosGod]

There will be no more Sarah boobs >:O

Buzz kill.

[Freya]

Aww and it was just starting to get exciting :(

[Bubba]

This. It's called "bootay.jpg".

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Just thought it had been a while since someone re-posted Sarah's picture...

[Jiro]

Why does it look like you're wearing a wedding ring?

WERE YOU MARRIED SARAH!? IS THAT WHY YOU RAN AWAY FROM MORMONISM!?

[Shiny]

This. It's called "bootay.jpg".

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Everything about that picture screams early to mid 90s. Glorious!

[Rantz]

The funny thing is that it was taken in the mid 00s. :D

[Bunny]

This. It's called "bootay.jpg".

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Everything about that picture screams early to mid 90s. Glorious!

I came to this thread to say this exact thing.

[Bubba]

I'm working on a nice fuzzy beard at the minute. I'll try and remember to post a picture when I get back from work.

My boobs are staying covered up though.

[Carl the Llama]

Boobs and Beards!

http://www.crazypiglet.com/sites/www.crazypiglet.com/files/images/56379449.preview.jpg

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/264/4/c/Epic_Cleavage_by_PiratesLiveinAll.jpg

[Jinx]

Why does it look like you're wearing a wedding ring?

WERE YOU MARRIED SARAH!? IS THAT WHY YOU RAN AWAY FROM MORMONISM!?

I bet you $20 US dollars that's a purity ring.

[Jiro]

I've only got $6 US.

[Jinx]

I'll take that.

[Hollycat]

I'll bet you $100 it isn't a velociraptor

[Tigmafuzz]

I'll bet you $100 it isn't a velociraptor

How would it be a velociraptor? There are no feathers.

[Jinx]

With the face Sarah's making, I wouldn't be surprised if SHE'S a velociraptor.

[Jiro]

TO5wryDdEI0

[Shorty]

It was an "I swear to god I'd better have sex before marriage" ring.