Heroes & Villians Mafia XXII Game Thread: Day 3

[[M] Mom – Host]

Insignificant morals welcome to my game!

Heroes & Villians from the Marvel & DC universes, you have been transported to this city on a planet far from Earth to play a game. Amongst you there is a group that have banded together & they are hell bent on destroying you all for my amusements. Not long after you got here poor old Commissioner Gordon was murdered in cold blood & now you must try to ascertain who amongst you is responsibile.Commissioner Gordon was a Flavour victim played by Shattered Dreamer.

The following Heroes & Villians are in play:

[M] Superman
[M] Batman - Sparklefairy played by Psychotic
[M] Spiderman - Bulletproof Townie played by ????? & madonna
[M] Captain America
[M] Wolverine
[M] Hulk- Preist played by madonna
[M] Wonder Woman - The Ripper played by Agent Proto
[M] Iron Man
[M] Thor- Cop played by Melissuar -
[M] The Flash
[M] Joker
[M] Lex Luthor- Mafia Roleblocker played by Jentleness
[M] Ra's al Ghul
[M] Loki
[M] Bane
[M] Venom
[M] Doctor Doom - Vanilla Townie played by Caboose

Today is Day 0 & it will last 24 hours. There will be no lynch but today's vote will have consequences I will disclose later. There will be no Night 0.

[[M] Colette]

If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

[[M] Anise]

Well duh, there's no lynching involved today, but we do still need to vote on someone for that big surprise. I wonder what it could be. :bigsmile:

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

With great power, comes great responsibility. XD

[Shattered Dreamer]

Spiderman;3096399']
Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

With great power, comes great responsibility. XD

Is it wrong that I want to declare Spiderman the winner right now :lol:

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

Spiderman;3096399']
Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

With great power, comes great responsibility. XD

Is it wrong that I want to declare Spiderman the winner right now :lol:

OHHH YEAAA!!! I WIN!!!

[[M] Colette]

Spiderman;3096399']
Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

With great power, comes great responsibility. XD
That's a cute little bon mot. Where'd you hear it?

[Hollycat]

Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

Can I maybe get an autograph? and an iron man suit?

[Hollycat]

Spiderman;3096401']

Spiderman;3096399']
Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

With great power, comes great responsibility. XD

Is it wrong that I want to declare Spiderman the winner right now :lol:

OHHH YEAAA!!! I WIN!!!

Calm down, you aint no deadpool.

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

Iron Man;3096402']
Spiderman;3096399']
Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

With great power, comes great responsibility. XD
That's a cute little bon mot. Where'd you hear it?

Peter Parker's Uncle :D

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

Spiderman;3096401']

Spiderman;3096399']
Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

With great power, comes great responsibility. XD

Is it wrong that I want to declare Spiderman the winner right now :lol:

OHHH YEAAA!!! I WIN!!!

Calm down, you aint no deadpool.

Well thats obvious: I have a mouth and can use it :D

[[M] Anise]

Spiderman;3096401']

Spiderman;3096399']
Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

With great power, comes great responsibility. XD

Is it wrong that I want to declare Spiderman the winner right now :lol:

OHHH YEAAA!!! I WIN!!!

Don't be silly Spidey. The game just barely started.

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

Spiderman;3096401']

Spiderman;3096399']
Iron Man;3096397']If we lynch Wolverine, he won't die.

With great power, comes great responsibility. XD

Is it wrong that I want to declare Spiderman the winner right now :lol:

OHHH YEAAA!!! I WIN!!!

Calm down, you aint no deadpool.

Opps, I mistook Deadpool for someone else >.<

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

I think I win by default cause I make out with Kirsten Dunst :D

[[M] Helo]

Hey, Wonder Woman. Can I see your tits?

[[M] Anise]

Only if you can find my Invisible Plane /smug

[Hollycat]

Wonder Woman;3096414']Only if you can find my Invisible Plane /smug

It's over there -->

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Hey Batman!

Sorry in advance for that one time when I broke your back. We cool?

Love,

THE BIGGEST BADEST MOFO and sweetest BANE

[[M] Dee]

I'm sexy and I know it. *swings hair*

[[M] Gaius]

Hey. They call me The Flash 'cause I'm fast.

..except for the ladies. ;)

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Thor;3096425']I'm sexy and I know it. *swings hair*

I'm pretty sexy myself. *rubs head*

[[M] Dee]

So which one of you mortals is scum? >:{ By the GODS I will punish all who are evil.

[[M] Gaius]

I think you, Thor, are scum. Anyone related to Loki must be!

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

http://static.tumblr.com/ufrqra9/Zl4m42a04/hes_adopted.jpg

[[M] Gaius]

Way to throw your bro under the bus, Jerk.

[[M] Jeff - Single Dad]

Even if I get lynched my followers will put me back in the Lazarus Pit and I'll live on anyway. You're all bitches.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Tally ho chaps. Let's have fun and try to win! I've got my keen ears to the ground and eyes on Wonder Woman's lovely figure.

##Vote: [M] Iron Man

Seeing as Day 0 votes won't result in a lynch, I think now is a perfect opportunity to vote for Iron Man. I just love the way he is portrayed by Robert Downey Jr.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Also, I declare that we should have a spandex contest. Who has the most rocking bod?

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Hi hi!

Who wants to be my Robin? I SHALL RUB YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY BAT-THIGHS! MAKE IT STICK MAKE IT STICK!

Question: Who is horny? I am Batman! I am horny! I want to make you love me! Do you love me?

We must play some mafia! If we work together we can kill the mafia and you can be horny with me we will make it together! Squeeze my muscled apendage! There's an app for that.

[[M] Anise]

Venom;3096520']Tally ho chaps. Let's have fun and try to win! I've got my keen ears to the ground and eyes on Wonder Woman's lovely figure.

Why thank you, Venom dear. :<3:

[Shattered Dreamer]

11 hours & 8 mins until the end of Day 0

[[M] Colette]

##Vote: Superman

Because he hasn't posted yet.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

So Batman is obviously far too prepubescent to be of any real assistance. Alternatively, though, his apparent vigor may allow him to gain information others aren't aware of. Similar to whores in Assassin's Creed, if you follow.

[[M] Dee]

The Flash;3096468']I think you, Thor, are scum. Anyone related to Loki must be!

Woo! Let us get more baseless accusations! I just LOVE the first couple days of Mafia..... Oh yeah, and by love I mean hate.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

We must enjoy every moment we spend together, friends! Who knows what may befall us tomorrow.

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

This is merely a formality; I have already won this contest. You are all incompetent imbeciles. Bow to my power.

#Vote: Venom

Your pleasantries fall on deaf ears. Begone, now, before I put you down.

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

MY FACE HAS BEEN MUTILATED! HOW DARE YOU MERE MORTALS DO THIS TO ME! I WILL RECTIFY THIS ISSUE AT ONCE, YOU WILL REGRET EVER CROSSING THE GREAT LOKI.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Loki old chap, you look like an American President! Surely that's an improvement on your current standing as failed evil ice man?

[Shattered Dreamer]

lol looks like I may have forgotten to change somebodies avatar :lol:

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Venom;3096589']So Batman is obviously far too prepubescent to be of any real assistance. Alternatively, though, his apparent vigor may allow him to gain information others aren't aware of. Similar to whores in Assassin's Creed, if you follow.No, I'm just roleplaying. This is what Batman does. I was at my Uncle John's house when I was a kid, and me and my cousin, Mike, found this video of Batman giving a very curved Catwoman what for on the back seat of the batmobile. Then Robin joined in and things got a little awkward until the Riddler showed up. And Batman was screaming "I AM HORNY DO YOU LOVE ME?" and it was the best thing I had ever seen.

I think you should learn to be happier, Venom. You should smile and sparkle. You're a little grumpy.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Smiling is a difficult task what with these big chompers of mine. All the better to bite off your scummy face though, old chap! :tiphat:

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Oh heavens, I seem to have forgotten that smiley! :hattip:

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I'm glad it's only my face that's scummy. Can you imagine the shame of having scummy hair too? In 2012? NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAAAAAAAAN!

##vote: The Hulk

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

The mortal known as Batman has impressed me with his wit and humor. Join me, and together we might rule the universe!

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

I have to admit, jolly well played old bean. Stupendous turn around on that one.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Loki;3096655']The mortal known as Batman has impressed me with his wit and humor. Join me, and together we might rule the universe!Let's get this out of the way with now:

Who is going to be big spoon and who is going to be little spoon?

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

I have always wanted strong, firm arms to hold me tight at night.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

There is something oddly fitting about using Fluffy Puff as my forum skin. Do you fine gentlemen feel it too? Ah, the sweet, joyful sound of pink on pink.

[[M] Anise]

That sounds really dirty coming from you, Venom. Maybe we should have a pink version of you? You know, pink is the new black. ;)

[[M] Helo]

Once you go black, you don't go back.

[[M] Dee]

So anything of use happening? It doesn't look like it.... mortals *sigh*

[[M] Anise]

Nope. Just the usual Day 0 kind of activity. I do think we still need to vote though despite there being no lynch today.

Speaking of votes, I haven't voted yet.

##Vote: Thor

There, that should do it.

[[M] Dee]

Looks like some is jealous because I am prettier than them. Not saying any names *cough* Wonder Woman *cough* I'm not scum so I don't think you want to be doing that xD But it'll be your head if I go ^__^ good luck, ma dear.

##Vote: Joker
Inactive and if he's lynched it makes no difference.

[[M] Gaius]

No Doctor Doom?

##Vote: Doctor Doom

Come out and play doctor with us!

[Hollycat]

Thor;3096749']Looks like some is jealous because I am prettier than them. Not saying any names *cough* Wonder Woman *cough* I'm not scum so I don't think you want to be doing that xD But it'll be your head if I go ^__^ good luck, ma dear.

##Vote: Joker
Inactive and if he's lynched it makes no difference.

no lynching today.
little less than 4 hours remaining.

[[M] Colette]

So I guess we're assuming that whatever happens to the person with the most votes will be a bad thing, right? I know it's not a lynch, but I guess it's something negative.
Wolverine;3096735']Once you go black, you don't go back.
Just ask Nick Fury.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Iron Man;3096771']So I guess we're assuming that whatever happens to the person with the most votes will be a bad thing, right? I know it's not a lynch, but I guess it's something negative.
Wolverine;3096735']Once you go black, you don't go back.
Just ask Nick Fury.

Not necessarily, one game I played the player with the most votes got two votes on Day 1. That's not to say that's what will happen in this game though.

##Vote: Thor

Because I'm jealous of your hair

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

Damn... so many people today needed saving I had hardly any time to post in here bleh:

##Vote: Captain America!

Also, I liek turtles!

Gi_CAeOllfI

[[M] Dee]

If there is no lynch then voting is pointless... and this "day" is pointless as well.

##Unvote: Joker

[[M] Dee]

Lex Luthor;3096776']
Iron Man;3096771']So I guess we're assuming that whatever happens to the person with the most votes will be a bad thing, right? I know it's not a lynch, but I guess it's something negative.
Wolverine;3096735']Once you go black, you don't go back.
Just ask Nick Fury.


Not necessarily, one game I played the player with the most votes got two votes on Day 1. That's not to say that's what will happen in this game though.

##Vote: Thor

Because I'm jealous of your hair

I do have glorious hair don't I? *swishes Hair*

[[M] Anise]

Where's the fun in that Thor? Afraid of us voting for you even though it won't cost us a lynch? We don't know what Galactus have in store for us, so today isn't all that pointless as you claim.

[Hollycat]

On day 0 we encourage you to talk and to come up with conspiracy theories.

Past day 0 lynching results (that I know of):
player got an extra vote
player became immortal for a day
player had an extra role added (turned out to be suicide bomber)
players role was confirmed, given immortality for one day

[[M] Anise]

Ok. If Thor wins the vote, then I bet he's going to lose all that *glorious* hair of his. :bigsmile:

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

The loser has to wear no shoes for a week.

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

Wonder Woman;3096786']Ok. If Thor wins the vote, then I bet he's going to lose all that *glorious* hair of his. :bigsmile:

Bald Thor? this I would like to see lol.

[Hollycat]

Losers name gets changed to Aerith's Crabs for a month.

Not really.
Be back in a little while guys, don't get too crazy while I'm gone.

[[M] Colette]

Thor;3096779']If there is no lynch then voting is pointless... and this "day" is pointless as well.

##Unvote: Joker
First day is basically spam day, because without knowing who voted for who and who turned up as what when they died, we really have nothing to go on when voting.

Traditionally, there'd be a lynch on Day 1 and then Day 2 would go from there, but this way we get some voting out of the way without anyone being pointlessly slaughtered based on nothing.

I was lynched day 1 in a Mafia game once. It sucked. :P I didn't get to play at all.

[[M] Dee]

Wonder Woman;3096781']Where's the fun in that Thor? Afraid of us voting for you even though it won't cost us a lynch? We don't know what Galactus have in store for us, so today isn't all that pointless as you claim.

Afraid of what? Go ahead and vote for me I'm not getting lynched so why would I be afraid? Do you even know what you are saying? That entire sentence makes no sense. xD

[[M] Dee]

Wonder Woman;3096786']Ok. If Thor wins the vote, then I bet he's going to lose all that *glorious* hair of his. :bigsmile:

I would still be 10 times sexier than you, my dear :p

[[M] Dee]

Also I would like to add that I'm loving all the attention! Right where I belong~ The center of everyone's universe <3

[[M] Mom – Host]

Galactus doesn't like Thor's tone. Would Thor rather the hangman rope?

[[M] Dee]

Did I say that? Nope, I just checked. I'm just stating the FACT that if one is not getting lynched for having the most votes then why would one be afraid?

Side Note: If you don't like my "tone" then stop imagining I'm using a tone? :p

[[M] Mom – Host]

Tone is implied in your words puny mort..........I could still eat you!

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Wolverine;3096735']Once you go black, you don't go back.
Don't you mean "Once you go black, you're in a wheelchair for life?"

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Who's ready for my thermometer of pain followed by my stethoscope of mild discomfort? :P

[[M] Dee]

Galactus;3096828']Tone is implied in your words puny mort..........I could still eat you!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My good man! you can't eat me xD Have some spirits! *hands tall glass*


Doctor Doom;3096829']
Wolverine;3096735']Once you go black, you don't go back.
Don't you mean "Once you go black, you're in a wheelchair for life?"

I love that movie....
<.<
>.>

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Even Galactus fails at drinking alcohol. His puke is just a bit more substantial. Like an entire civilization. Imagine the beer shit the next day from him!!!!

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Doctor Doom;3096833']Who's ready for my thermometer of pain followed by my stethoscope of mild discomfort? :PI'm a little teapot short and stout!

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Batman;3096839']
Doctor Doom;3096833']Who's ready for my thermometer of pain followed by my stethoscope of mild discomfort? :PI'm a little teapot short and stout!
Rub some herpes cream on that and the spout like swelling will eventually go down.

[[M] Helo]

##vote: Thor

Because he keeps calling me a mortal, but I'm fucking Wolverine.

[[M] Dee]

Doesn't make you less mortal....

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Wolverine;3096845']##vote: Thor

Because he keeps calling me a mortal, but I'm smurfing Wolverine.
You may be Wolverine but I have magnets and I've given one to everyone. Now who's the tough guy?

[[M] Dee]

Whoooooooot Whoooot! All aboard the Thor Bandwagon! I guess if I was going to be a follower I would also follow Wonder Woman, she's got some bangin' curves :D

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Thor;3096849']Whoooooooot Whoooot! All aboard the Thor Bandwagon! I guess if I was going to be a follower I would also follow Wonder Woman, she's got some bangin' curves :D
Aren't you like 1000 years old? Somebody get him his weekly pension and then put him down!

[[M] Anise]

His face is much prettier than whatever is hiding behind that mask of yours, Doomie.

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Wonder Woman;3096852']His face is much prettier than whatever is hiding behind that mask of yours, Doomie.
I admit the face beneath my mask is horrific. I hide it so as to protect the world from the abomination beneath it. For I am............Justin Bieber!

[[M] Dee]

Doctor Doom;3096850']
Thor;3096849']Whoooooooot Whoooot! All aboard the Thor Bandwagon! I guess if I was going to be a follower I would also follow Wonder Woman, she's got some bangin' curves :D
Aren't you like 1000 years old? Somebody get him his weekly pension and then put him down!

1000 years old and I'm still a sexy beast~ I'm like a fine wine. I only get better with age. /smug

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Thor;3096855']
Doctor Doom;3096850']
Thor;3096849']Whoooooooot Whoooot! All aboard the Thor Bandwagon! I guess if I was going to be a follower I would also follow Wonder Woman, she's got some bangin' curves :D
Aren't you like 1000 years old? Somebody get him his weekly pension and then put him down!

1000 years old and I'm still a sexy beast~ I'm like a fine wine. I only get better with age. /smug
I think you are more like cheese. Not everyone likes you when you are fresh. And as you get mouldy and begin to smell, people throw you away or just give you to people they hate. But indeed, you are like tesco cheap wine. You give hangovers and make me blind.

[[M] Colette]

##Unvote: Superman

I don't think he's coming. :(

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Iron Man;3096863']##Unvote: Superman

I don't think he's coming. :(
Or he is, just in his hand?

[Hollycat]

Doctor Doom;3096865']
Iron Man;3096863']##Unvote: Superman

I don't think he's coming. :(
Or he is, just in his hand?

Eww.

[[M] Mom – Host]

With 57mins remaining in Day 0 Galactus has vote count for you all!

(3) Thor - Wonder Woman, Lex Luthor, Wolverine
(1) Iron Man - Venom
(1) Venom - Loki
(1) Hulk - Batman
(1) Doctor Doom - The Flash
(1) Captain America - Spiderman

[[M] Mom – Host]

Galactus;3096868']With 57mins remaining in Day 0 Galactus has vote count for you all!

(3) Thor - Wonder Woman, Lex Luthor, Wolverine
(1) Iron Man - Venom
(1) Venom - Loki
(1) Hulk - Batman
(1) Doctor Doom - The Flash
(1) Captain America - Spiderman


Good going me, I forgot to keep count.

[[M] Dee]

Doctor Doom;3096858']
Thor;3096855']
Doctor Doom;3096850']
Thor;3096849']Whoooooooot Whoooot! All aboard the Thor Bandwagon! I guess if I was going to be a follower I would also follow Wonder Woman, she's got some bangin' curves :D
Aren't you like 1000 years old? Somebody get him his weekly pension and then put him down!

1000 years old and I'm still a sexy beast~ I'm like a fine wine. I only get better with age. /smug
I think you are more like cheese. Not everyone likes you when you are fresh. And as you get mouldy and begin to smell, people throw you away or just give you to people they hate. But indeed, you are like tesco cheap wine. You give hangovers and make me blind.

I think you need to read closer. I said fine wine not cheep wine. Saying "but indeed" means you are agreeing. You can't agree with what I said but change the description to something else. xD Sorry to disappoint.

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

I'm gonna say:
##Vote: Spiderman

Just because, I learned today that a spiderman is to flick ones own semen at someone from a distance so I can no longer take him seriously! :D

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Thor;3096874']
Doctor Doom;3096858']
Thor;3096855']
Doctor Doom;3096850']
Thor;3096849']Whoooooooot Whoooot! All aboard the Thor Bandwagon! I guess if I was going to be a follower I would also follow Wonder Woman, she's got some bangin' curves :D
Aren't you like 1000 years old? Somebody get him his weekly pension and then put him down!

1000 years old and I'm still a sexy beast~ I'm like a fine wine. I only get better with age. /smug
I think you are more like cheese. Not everyone likes you when you are fresh. And as you get mouldy and begin to smell, people throw you away or just give you to people they hate. But indeed, you are like tesco cheap wine. You give hangovers and make me blind.

I think you need to read closer. I said fine wine not cheep wine. Saying "but indeed" means you are agreeing. You can't agree with what I said but change the description to something else. xD Sorry to disappoint.
A hobo may think cheap wine is fine wine. Is it not a matter of perspective?

[Shattered Dreamer]

Doctor Doom;3096875']I'm gonna say:
##Vote: Spiderman

Just because, I learned today that a spiderman is to flick ones own semen at someone from a distance so I can no longer take him seriously! :D

I can't believe you're only learning that today :lol:

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Doctor Doom;3096875']I'm gonna say:
##Vote: Spiderman

Just because, I learned today that a spiderman is to flick ones own semen at someone from a distance so I can no longer take him seriously! :D

I can't believe you're only learning that today :lol:

Last weeks lesson was the "Seagull".

[Shattered Dreamer]

The conversation in this game thread has become very low brow very quickly......I'm so proud of you all :lol:

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

We love you to Mateen!

[[M] Dee]

A hobo? I didn't realize one was playing in this game. And if you were referring to me then I suggest you get your fact straight, puny human. For I am a great and powerful god, decorated in gold~

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Thor;3096889']A hobo? I didn't realize one was playing in this game. And if you were referring to me then I suggest you get your fact straight, puny human. For I am a great and powerful god, decorated in gold~
Bring it on. I'm not called DOOM for fun!

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I just want you to be happy, Thor. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I hate that they've voted for you.

[[M] Dee]

Bring what on? I'm not going to waste my time and power on you? I'm just saying, you need straighter facts.

[[M] Dee]

Batman;3096891']I just want you to be happy, Thor. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I hate that they've voted for you.

I'm not Bruce, you sexy man. I'm the center of attention, which is what I deserve :D!

[[M] Anise]

We should all be happy that we're about to find out what Thor won for winning the vote on Day 0.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Why do we have to vote for anyone?

I think we should just stop this game right now and call it a tie. Why does anyone have to lose? One by one we all get rejected by our peers in one form or another, either voted off or killed. It's not at all nice.

I'm sorry for this rant but it's just made me really angry all of a sudden. This game is actually very cruel.

I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY

JUST PLEASE BE HAPPY

FUCKING HELL

[[M] Anise]

Imagine if he won the keys to the Batmobile. How would that make you feel, Batsies?

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

*Fingers crossed*
Perhaps a colonoscopy from me?

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Wonder Woman;3096897']Imagine if he won the keys to the Batmobile. How would that make you feel, Batsies?I JUST WANT TO FUCK HIM LIKE A DONKEY

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Does that mean Mjolnir is a mere sex toy these days? Does it vibrate?

[[M] D'Anna]

Hello chaps, it's your old pal Captain America. You can call me Handy. I promise that while I am around I will do my best to push you up against cage walls and give you long, warm embraces while rubbing my forehead all over your shoulders and occasionally give you a little lovetap right on the face. What greater gift could a 48 year old man give to you? I am so generous. :kiss:

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Captain America;3096902']Hello chaps, it's your old pal Captain America. You can call me Handy. I promise that while I am around I will do my best to push you up against cage walls and give you long, warm embraces while rubbing my forehead all over your shoulders and occasionally give you a little lovetap right on the face. What greater gift could a 48 year old man give to you? I am so generous. :kiss:
Mid-life crisis man has arrived!

[Shattered Dreamer]

Captain America;3096902']Hello chaps, it's your old pal Captain America. You can call me Handy. I promise that while I am around I will do my best to push you up against cage walls and give you long, warm embraces while rubbing my forehead all over your shoulders and occasionally give you a little lovetap right on the face. What greater gift could a 48 year old man give to you? I am so generous. :kiss:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Captain America;3096902']Hello chaps, it's your old pal Captain America. You can call me Handy. I promise that while I am around I will do my best to push you up against cage walls and give you long, warm embraces while rubbing my forehead all over your shoulders and occasionally give you a little lovetap right on the face. What greater gift could a 48 year old man give to you? I am so generous. :kiss:your gaping rectum and a shovel full of bacon grease you fucking fireman

[[M] D'Anna]

Mid-life crisis man? I'm not the guy who got a Harley and set my face on fire to feel young and hip and cool again like old Ghost Rider or whatever he calls himself these days. I used to know him as Ian. I have embraced my wrinkles and low hanging scrotum quite happily I'll have you know. I like tending to my bonsai trees and walking my dog, Andre. And cage hugs. Can't forget the cage hugs. Do you want one, Doomy? I'll make it extra sweaty for you. :heart:

[[M] Mom – Host]

20 mins puny lifeforms

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

quick show of hands:

vivi22 is an awful member of EoFF who should be banned. who agrees?

[[M] Dee]

Can we just get on with it?

[[M] Mom – Host]

3 mins ;)

[Hollycat]

1 minute

[[M] D'Anna]

Wait, you want me to show myself for me to agree with this? I'm not sure i'm comfortable enough around you all to do that yet. Can we at least hit the mats and then I can do it in the showers afterwards? It's less akward than just pulling my spandex down and whipping myself out right here. Be reasonable, Brucie. Genetically different, baby, yeah?

[[M] Mom – Host]

It is time puny mortals! Thor's fate? NOTHING :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: The vote with the secret outcome was just to make you all talk!

Day 1 starts immediately & today somebody will DIE!?!?!

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

No sorry Thor does not get to dodge this.

##daykill: Thor

[[M] Dee]

YOU ARE KILLING ME! What fate lies before me!?

[[M] Dee]

Really? You don't want to kill me... I promise this

[[M] Mom – Host]

Thor;3096927']YOU ARE KILLING ME! What fate lies before me!?

You are not dead :lol:

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I just wanted the attention.

##vote: batman

Vote for me! Vote Batman for president!

[[M] Anise]

Seriously Batsies? Do you want to get rid of Thor that badly?

[[M] D'Anna]

Oh my god, Thor. :( Please give us enough time so that I can thoroughly rub my armpits all over his sweet flowing locks before he goes. I want to bond with him before he goes. COME TO MY EMBRACE THOR! FEEL THE PASSION OF THE HANDY!

[[M] Dee]

I meant like the anticipation.... I was writing that before the other posts were made so I didn't know what happened until I already posted it and I can't delete posts...

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Thor;3096928']Really? You don't want to kill me... I promise this
HEY

HEY MAFIA

TOWN POWER ROLE UP IN HERE

KILL THOR

[[M] Dee]

Batman;3096930']I just wanted the attention.

##vote: batman

Vote for me! Vote Batman for president!

He's a crazy. Look a this posts. It's part of his role. I bet if he dies he takes a townie with him, or something like that. That's why he's being so suspicious like this.

[[M] Dee]

Batman;3096934']
Thor;3096928']Really? You don't want to kill me... I promise this
HEY

HEY MAFIA

TOWN POWER ROLE UP IN HERE

KILL THOR

You say this like you KNOW something we townies don't... I was talking because I'm a freaking god xD

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I'm not suspicious, you're the one announcing to the mafia that you're a power role you fruit.

[[M] Dee]

Like I said now I'm not... It's part of my character being a god, you nimwit xD

[[M] D'Anna]

He's not suspicious, Thor. He's Brucie. His family was killed right before his eyes, everything was stolen from him and so he became a MAN WHO HATES THE WORLD. You can't read too much into his thought process, it's clouded by his hatred and sore back. Let's hug it out guys. Come on. Slide into my greco-roman grip and uncle Handy will make you all feel better.

[[M] Dee]

Oh wait.... He might be one of those roles that wins if they get lynched. I'm pretty sure he's just playing us. Can;t fool the almighty Thor!

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Thor;3096939']Like I said now I'm not... It's part of my character being a god, you nimwit xDOh okay sorry I'll make a new announcement

HEY MAFIA THIS PERSON IS NOT A POWER ROLE

CALL OFF THE DEATH SQUAD

THEY WERE JUST ROLEPLAYING ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

DON'T KILL THEM!

What a silly mistake for me to make, Offi- I mean generic townie Thor. Good job I dug us out of that particular pitfall! Go town!

[[M] D'Anna]

Can;t fool the almighty Thor!

To be fair, the almighty Thor is doing a pretty good job of that all on his own.

Hey anyone wanna hear a joke? it goes like this:

One day, Thor accidentally sat on Mjolnir. Unfortunately for him, his hammer managed to go up his bum. It took him hours to get it out. Later on, Loki asked him how he was feeling. He said, "I'm Mighty Thor."

I'm here until I get lynched folks.

[[M] Anise]

I think Thor still deserves a prize for winning the vote on Day 0. I think I have just the right one for him.

Prepare yourself! :love:

http://i49.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/akz8y1.jpg

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Captain America;3096948']
Can;t fool the almighty Thor!

To be fair, the almighty Thor is doing a pretty good job of that all on his own.

Hey anyone wanna hear a joke? it goes like this:

One day, Thor accidentally sat on Mjolnir. Unfortunately for him, his hammer managed to go up his bum. It took him hours to get it out. Later on, Loki asked him how he was feeling. He said, "I'm Mighty Thor."

I'm here until I get lynched folks.
When this game is over, make a post in the general discussion thread and I will rep you. I bow to your majesty.

[[M] Dee]

Wow, really? Since the beginning I have been roleplaying up my God state xD You are dumb and blind if you can't see that. You are the one flagging my role around, like it exists to make people think you are not scum. I never once made ANY role claim in this game xD You did, you imbecile xD Also if you didn't know in the comic world Thor is a god, and in Norse mythology, oh and I believe there was a movie about me, ya know, being a god. And usually gods can't be killed. So of course, me being a GOD, would threaten someone trying to kill me? I can dumb this down more for you, if you like? Or do you understand?

[[M] Mom – Host]

Captain America;3096948']
Can;t fool the almighty Thor!

To be fair, the almighty Thor is doing a pretty good job of that all on his own.

Hey anyone wanna hear a joke? it goes like this:

One day, Thor accidentally sat on Mjolnir. Unfortunately for him, his hammer managed to go up his bum. It took him hours to get it out. Later on, Loki asked him how he was feeling. He said, "I'm Mighty Thor."

I'm here until I get lynched folks.

Cap you provide Galactus with hours of entertainment :lol:

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Thor;3096953']Wow, really? Since the beginning I have been roleplaying up my God state xD You are dumb and blind if you can't see that. You are the one flagging my role around, like it exists to make people think you are not scum. I never once made ANY role claim in this game xD You did, you imbecile xD Also if you didn't know in the comic world Thor is a god, and in Norse mythology, oh and I believe there was a movie about me, ya know, being a god. And usually gods can't be killed. So of course, me being a GOD, would threaten someone trying to kill me? I can dumb this down more for you, if you like? Or do you understand?yes I get it you're a fucking cop, shut up already jesus.

[[M] Dee]

xD again roleclaiming for someone else

[[M] Colette]

Doctor Doom;3096875']I'm gonna say:
##Vote: Spiderman

Just because, I learned today that a spiderman is to flick ones own semen at someone from a distance so I can no longer take him seriously! :D
You are so completely unlike Doctor Doom it's kind of impressive.

[[M] Dee]

Tony, you are Mafia Overlord

[[M] Dee]

TONY! How dare you role claim Mafia Overlord!?

[[M] D'Anna]

Well I just want to say Thor I have been a longtime supporter of the men and women who live to serve and protect so I would like to speak for everyone and say thank you for doing such a great job in such a difficult job! I know people like The Man and Raistlin only exist to trash talk the boys and gals in blue, but I'm a guy in a red white AND blue wrestling singlet so I guarantee you I won't let them throw slander at you. BY THE POWER OF MY SLIGHTLY SAGGING MANBOOBS, I SWEAR IT.

p.s do you have a spare pair of handcuffs I think Galactus is trying to hit on me and I want to leave a good impression when I finally get him to my lair. :shobon:

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Thor;3096960']xD again roleclaiming for someone elseLook, toots, you know what I just did? I just fucking saved your newbie ass is what I did. I took a pretty big hit for you because the lazy players are going to be up in my grill for it, without even knowing what it is I actually did. You clearly don't have a clue either but trust me, I just bought your ass some time. You show some gratitude and know when to stay quiet. You are making this worse with every post you make.

[[M] D'Anna]

Brucie is speaking Gospel, Thor, he did just buy you some time. Speaking of time, I have a very important question to put to you thor: When are you going to enter into your battle to the death with MC Hammer for use of the phrase STOP! HAMMER TIME! Seriously, that would be so much better suited to you for when you smack someone in the head with your hammer and stuff. Why stop there, even, I think you would look a treat in those baggy gold pants he wears. You can't really consider yourself a god without some sparkly gold light, after all.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I don't see why either of them has to die, Cap. Can't they just have an egg and spoon race to decide ownership instead?

[[M] Dee]

I'm getting stupider reading your posts xD Newbie, right.... You role cliamed for me them accused me of role claiming. I never ONCE said I was a cop. I was role playing mt character as a god, and never if I was trying to make a underhand role claim, you assuming I'ma cop is stupid. You were the one that pointed that out to whatever Mafia is around and reading, not me. IF I was role claiming I could have been saying I was a doctor, or Governor, or any other useful role in this game. You didn't save my ass from anything, no lynch day remember, you moron. You called attention to a possible good role for a night kill. Good going, scumbag *minus 10 points*

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Thor;3096973']I'm getting stupideryou don't really need the rest of those words.

[[M] D'Anna]

Dear Thor,


Easy Troller
He'll get a hold on you believe it
Like no other
Before you know it you'll be on your knees
He's an easy Troller
He'll claim your role but you won't feel it
He's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see

He's the kind of guy you dream of
Dream of getting the best of
You'd better forget it
You'll never get it
He will play around and leave you
Leave you and deceive you
Better forget it
Oh you'll regret it

No you'll never change him, so leave it, leave it
Get out quick 'cause seeing is believing
It's the only way
You'll ever knowwwwwwww

[[M] Dee]

xD You are a joke. Let's all make up facts to support our failure~ Good luck town. you have a huge problem with one of your people xD

[[M] Dee]

CA I have no idea what you mean. I got trolled? Trolls are smart not whatever he is xD

[[M] D'Anna]

I beg to differ, old bean.


Good luck town. you have a huge problem with one of your people xD

http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2009/02/finishhim.jpg

[[M] Anise]

You're giving him more credit than he deserves.

[Psychotic]

I don't know why on earth anybody thinks it's acceptable to call someone else a moron or an imbecile, but it's not. Even in a mafia thread.

You can cut that shit out, or game or no game, I am going to find out your real account and I am going to ban you. No ifs, no buts, no warnings. I don't care who you are, you do not say that kind of crap. Ever.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Guys, guys, guys, there is a lot of heat, a lot of angry words, and a lot of aggression in here. We gotta tone that down. We'll fix this. We'll fix the town. We'll catch the mafia. We can do this. But, and I ask this as a small favor, we gotta be calm and cool. We got to do this without the semen-flicking, the hammers up bums, and the antagonism.

[[M] Anise]

tit just got real if Psychotic has to intervene. Nice going everybody! :mad2:

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Thanks, Psychotic, I think we needed someone to say some stern words here, and that will do a lot to stem a person with bad feelings from retching that all up and spreading vileness around to others. We're all beautiful trees here, we have to flourish, and ain't no bad-mouthing gonna make anything better, not even if you think it does. We respect each other.

[[M] Colette]

Thor needs to chill the fuck out. It's a game. Nobody thinks you're an actual criminal or whatever.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

That said, Batman is a big piece of doody, and he should not vote for me. I don't know his motivation, he doesn't know mine, and it is very, very unfair of him to sign the ballot with my name on it. I apologize for calling you a doody, Batman, but you did something that made you think you were. I hope we can get along.

[[M] D'Anna]

Psychotic's just jealous because Thor is a manlier and sexier mafia player than he ever was. He delightfully claimed cop, and then also presented the idea that he might be a mafia as well. Psychotic has never had the cojones to pull of that kind of daring super play! He never could appreciate cage hugging. Heathen.

Also let's not say things we don't mean now, Hulk my boy. There's nothing wrong with a spot of hammer in the bum every now and then.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Oh lawlsy, *made me think you were. You don't have to think you were doody because we're past that. I make typing errors when I'm not my composed and calm self. Isn't that embarrassing?

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Good, good, I am glad to see that everyone recognizes how hurtful, damaging, and unbecoming this little tussle has been. Now, and this is another small favor I'm asking, can we get along? A big barrier we might have to hulk smash through is the idea that we need to belittle Thor while trying to find our good graces. Picking on Thor for being a naughty mouth tussler is not going to help him find a happy place, and it ain't gonna make him feel welcome back into town. Can we all let it go?

[[M] Gaius]

lol wut? And wasn't the day supposed to end?

[[M] Anise]

You're unusually slow there, Flash. Day 1 has just started.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Hulk;3096986']That said, Batman is a big piece of doody, and he should not vote for me. I don't know his motivation, he doesn't know mine, and it is very, very unfair of him to sign the ballot with my name on it. I apologize for calling you a doody, Batman, but you did something that made you think you were. I hope we can get along.I'm sorry for voting for you. I was just having a bad day. Let's be happy. :)

[[M] Colette]

The Flash;3096990']lol wut? And wasn't the day supposed to end?
Pro tip: You're gonna want to read every post.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

The Flash;3096990']lol wut? And wasn't the day supposed to end?
HEY MAFIA

THIS GUY WANTED THE DAY TO END... BUT WHY...? OH GOD NIGHT ACTION? I THINK SO! GO KILL 'EM!

UNLESS HE'S ONE OF YOU WHO REALLY WANTS TO KILL SOMEONE I GUESS

THAT MAKES THIS MESSAGE AWKWARD HA HA HA!

[[M] Colette]

If I have nobody in mind to vote for closer to the end of the day, I'm going to vote for the spazziest player.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Who is the spazziest player right now?

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Time to start putting arguments on the table and discussing them. Emphasis, guys, is the discussing part, so don't bring your gun, just your opinions.

My first piece is going to be entitled Thor and Batman: Numero Uno Suspectos. These two guys are dishing it to each other pretty feisty already, but we are barely into Day 1. Why all the anger, guys? There are more creative uses for anger than virtual punches. You could, for example, write a strongly-worded essay to the other person and make them understand your feelings. While you are writing those essays, we can also discuss how much of a silly-billy Thor must accidentally out himself to Batman or how much of a bad boy Batman must be to lather Thor up all red and splotchy.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Hulk;3097000']how much of a bad boy Batman must be to lather Thor up all red and splotchy.Yeah I wanna talk about this! :bigsmile:

[[M] Colette]

Batman;3096997']Who is the spazziest player right now?
Thor, followed by you.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Iron Man;3097002']
Batman;3096997']Who is the spazziest player right now?
Thor, followed by you.How can I kick Thor off the top spot? Have you got any pointers or anything about how I could be more of a spazz? Thanks in advance.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Batman, I don't want to upset you, but I have to ask if you're going to be the sharp, needling, and interrogative type of person? I think I saw you doing your thing in full glory yesterday, and we like everybody to be their best, but what has it gained us recently? You might think Thor is your enemy, but now you made him look like a friendly power role, and there's good and bad with that. Good, because he looks good, but bad because he might die and bad because you look like a mafia scum I once knew, let's call her Cranky Cathy. Cranky Cathy was good at her job, mind you, but she was good at being mafia. What I'm trying to say is that maybe being Cranky Cathy isn't your scene, you know? You're hurting you, you're hurting Thor, and you're hurting us, the town.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Thor, I don't know what role you're rolling, but until you're on the chopping block, maybe you should hush up about it. No sense bringing it up if it doesn't have to be. Maybe other people will want to know more, and I personally would like to know too, but you should save the specifics for when it's needed. Sure, it might exonerate you if we all believe you to be the Cop/Doctor/Guitar Hero, but then the mafia knows exactly which role you are and that helps them. Heck, this all might be a lark and you're as vanilla as ice cream, but I don't want to know that either. The only thing you can use to help your case is what we're all using right now: your noggin. You give some insights and help the talk along, and we'll get a lot more use out of a possible power role than a lynch.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Oh I don't think Thor is my enemy. I had to save Thor's life, Hulk. Can you see how I did that? I hope you can. I can't talk about how until after the game or else it won't work. The mafia won't target Thor now :)

You might note I have made a helpful distraction for the mafia while saving Thor's life, for neither Thor nor I are mafia and so it will help them to focus on the incident as long as possible. Who has been taking advantage of my helpful distraction? That's the tree you need to shake, so to speak.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Iron Man, I want to hear more out of you than vague threats. Threats are no way to treat others, not without good proof, not this early, and actually not never. Saying you think Batman and Thor are spazzes for whom you're looking to vote only tells mafia what angle they need to play. Instead of helping mafia with threatening declaratives, perhaps you might want to share your thoughts on theories already put out or suggest some of your own. Your input so far has been, shall we say, disappointing. We all need to be builders, Iron Man, and I want to see you build a great building of a case instead of running willy nilly with a bulldozer.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Thank you, Batman, that is a beautiful response. I don't think Thor's life saved yet, but I do see your perspective. I agree, Thor has become a little more safe due to the Batman, if he agrees to keep his peace. You keep shaking trees and knocking loose rotten fruit.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Sorry's in advance, I gotta go. Keep up this lively discussion and I will be back as time allows. We have a lot of work ahead of us, and I'm sure we can do it, I believe in all of us, but especially you.

[Hollycat]

Thank you for intervening Psy, I was busy sewing a pillow.

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Batman;3097006']Oh I don't think Thor is my enemy. I had to save Thor's life, Hulk. Can you see how I did that? I hope you can. I can't talk about how until after the game or else it won't work. The mafia won't target Thor now :)

You might note I have made a helpful distraction for the mafia while saving Thor's life, for neither Thor nor I are mafia and so it will help them to focus on the incident as long as possible. Who has been taking advantage of my helpful distraction? That's the tree you need to shake, so to speak.
I just... what? You bold green texted some stuff and that means you saved him? Saying "Hey guys I'm a distraction for the mafia." In public, for all mafia to see doesn't quite make you a distraction.

If you're talking about how you saved his life, how they wont target him... that sounds kind of like a possible role hint-age. Otherwise, besides you running in with capslocked green text, I fail to see how you "saved" him. You roleclaimed all silly-like, doesn't mean he's saved from his claiming, it just means you both role claimed silly-like.

Also, haha you guys got yelled at.

[[M] Colette]

Hulk;3097007']Iron Man, I want to hear more out of you than vague threats. Threats are no way to treat others, not without good proof, not this early, and actually not never. Saying you think Batman and Thor are spazzes for whom you're looking to vote only tells mafia what angle they need to play. Instead of helping mafia with threatening declaratives, perhaps you might want to share your thoughts on theories already put out or suggest some of your own. Your input so far has been, shall we say, disappointing. We all need to be builders, Iron Man, and I want to see you build a great building of a case instead of running willy nilly with a bulldozer.
Nobody has done anything besides spam and roleplay. There's nothing to talk about. Maybe Day 0 isn't such a good thing after all.

Wake me when the game starts.

[[M] Gaius]

Didn't realize there were extra pages. Whoops!

You guys need to chill. I know this is Day 1. However, this is going to be a long game if you guys insist on acting all crazy and stuff; if so, you're not to be trusted. If you can't give input without making yourself as suspicous as possible, you can't be relied on. If you wanna work with the town, be clear, concise and easy to understand. If not, then you can't be of any help to the town. And if you're going to be vitriolic to each other for any reason, then we might as well give up. Oh, and don't roleclaim so quick and needlessly. Real or not, the roleclaimer annihilates credibility, killing earnest roleclaiming the individual later brings up in their defense.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Geez guys, that was some serious crap I just waded through! How are we ever going to figure out who is Mafia if we are too busy pointing out each others poor gaming skills? That's only going to get us all killed. I think it's time we got down to the business of flushing out scum and stop with the finger pointing about role claiming.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Thank you for intervening Psy, I was busy sewing a pillow.
Everyone could take a page from Zach's Crotch and learn to thank people. Thanks for showing courtesy, Zach's Crotch, it's what saves us from being savages and monsters.


Bane;3097014']I just... what? You bold green texted some stuff and that means you saved him? Saying "Hey guys I'm a distraction for the mafia." In public, for all mafia to see doesn't quite make you a distraction.

If you're talking about how you saved his life, how they wont target him... that sounds kind of like a possible role hint-age. Otherwise, besides you running in with capslocked green text, I fail to see how you "saved" him. You roleclaimed all silly-like, doesn't mean he's saved from his claiming, it just means you both role claimed silly-like.

Also, haha you guys got yelled at.
Bane, if Thor is in the limelight like this, the mafia might target him for a night kill but the doctor knows who to target as well. Thor might be a power role so they might really want to get rid of him, so not killing him is a bad idea. Not killing him, though, opens up the possibility that he's mafia for not dying at night, and the town might lynch him on suspicious grounds, doing the mafia's work. So the doctor is going to protect Thor tonight most likely, and it does not matter if the mafia target Thor or not, he's not dying tonight. Tomorrow, though, Thor might be, as they say in uncouth countries, boned.

Bane, quote for me where Batman roleclaimed. I didn't see it, honey, and I apologize for asking. Maybe I misread somewhere?


Iron Man;3097018']Nobody has done anything besides spam and roleplay. There's nothing to talk about. Maybe Day 0 isn't such a good thing after all.

Wake me when the game starts.
Hey, hey, wake up, Iron Man, the game has started. The game plays even if you refuse to see it or refuse to make it worthwhile for the town. You can clam up and claim there's nothing to work at, or you roll up your sleeves and start planting because this garden does not grow on its own. Maybe you are new and do not know the harder everyone plays on Day 1, the easier it is to start sussing out the baddies in later days. Day 0's, mind you, are useless for town because there are no good consequences, but Day 1's are when people start tallying your votes and looking at motivations.


The Flash;3097024']Didn't realize there were extra pages. Whoops!

You guys need to chill. I know this is Day 1. However, this is going to be a long game if you guys insist on acting all crazy and stuff; if so, you're not to be trusted. If you can't give input without making yourself as suspicous as possible, you can't be relied on. If you wanna work with the town, be clear, concise and easy to understand. If not, then you can't be of any help to the town. And if you're going to be vitriolic to each other for any reason, then we might as well give up. Oh, and don't roleclaim so quick and needlessly. Real or not, the roleclaimer annihilates credibility, killing earnest roleclaiming the individual later brings up in their defense.
Flash here is totally right on the dot. Give him a gold star or lightning bolt or something, somebody. I'd hope he'd have more than good manners too, though, so I hope he has something to add to the suspect pool.


Lex Luthor;3097026']Geez guys, that was some serious crap I just waded through! How are we ever going to figure out who is Mafia if we are too busy pointing out each others poor gaming skills? That's only going to get us all killed. I think it's time we got down to the business of flushing out scum and stop with the finger pointing about role claiming.
Oh, Lex, you too are getting hung up on not contributing. You're posting, but not sharing ideas or taking an argument anywhere. Psychotic already settled the hubbub, so why not talk business? I hear that's your specialty.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Our two top contenders for the rope are Thor and Batman. How are we feeling about these fellas, guys? I don't like the binary choice, so how scummy do you think either have been? In my gut, I only get a small scum reading from one. Who're our idlers, because suddenly I want to fish for better suspects.

[[M] Caprica]

Aw man, shucks, I don't think either of them deserve the vote.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

You're right, I didn't contribute anything, because everything narrowed down to Thor and Batman's satirical comments about each other and not much else. However, I am here to discuss it now, so if you want talk it out I'm all ears. I think are big time talkers are Thor (who seems to have left in a huff), Batman (who seems to like to antagonize Thor), Captain America (mostly supporting Batman in antagonizing Thor). Wonder Woman was active at the beginning of the day but she didn't say much of anything. Iron Man and the Flash stopped by to tell everyone to chill. Bane came in and teased the group, I came home and read the thread and was at a loss as to what to say at all and then there are your comments. I can only guess that most everyone else reacted the same way as I did when they read the thread and they are just waiting for a real discussion to begins.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Superman;3097051']Aw man, shucks, I don't think either of them deserve the vote.

Ah, ha the blue boy has arrived! You don't believe that either deserve the vote? Why?

[[M] Gaius]

Thanks for the compliment, Hulk.

No one has done anything suspicious enough to warrant my vote yet, though.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Lex, thanks for your ten cents, because we need everything everybody gots if we're going to raise this town up and wipe it of mafia. Everyone, may Lex serve to be your fabulous example, and know you can do it too.

I'd like to agree about Captain America, who came in to help fan fires, but did not really serve toward the greater good. Wonder Woman leaves much to be desired, sexist innuendo not included, but I can't say she's tried to rock the boat much. Really, I'd better get back to looking at the idling list. Superman, a timely welcome to the fold. Have a brownie, have a seat, and say something.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

A glance tells us we're waiting to hear from:

[M] Spiderman
[M] Wolverine
[M] Joker
[M] Ra's al Ghul
[M] Loki
[M] Venom
[M] Doctor Doom

which is a long list. Since most were active Day 0, I expect we'll see them long before Day 1 is over. Not to be a raincloud, Galactus, but when is Day 1 over? I didn't see a time limit for it.

Two people I don't think we've had the pleasure of meeting and greeting are Joker and Ra's al Ghul. Please do not lay low, if all the other trees grow tall and strong, what sunlight will help you blossom into the wonderful players you are?

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

At work. Talk later. Seagulling after that.

[[M] Anise]

Lex Luthor;3097052']You're right, I didn't contribute anything, because everything narrowed down to Thor and Batman's satirical comments about each other and not much else. However, I am here to discuss it now, so if you want talk it out I'm all ears. I think are big time talkers are Thor (who seems to have left in a huff), Batman (who seems to like to antagonize Thor), Captain America (mostly supporting Batman in antagonizing Thor). Wonder Woman was active at the beginning of the day but she didn't say much of anything. Iron Man and the Flash stopped by to tell everyone to chill. Bane came in and teased the group, I came home and read the thread and was at a loss as to what to say at all and then there are your comments. I can only guess that most everyone else reacted the same way as I did when they read the thread and they are just waiting for a real discussion to begins.

First of all, I want to say that I about completely agree what you had to say. Next, I want to say that I find it amusing that Hulk is the least likeliest of all the superheroes to actually want to start a serious discussion out of all of us. Usually, I would expect him to get easily angry and talk rubbish in all caps while not making one damn sense. To that, I must congratulate the player on playing a smart game.

Now that I have that done, I want to say that I initially wanted to stop this fighting amongst Thor, Captain America, and Batsies before Psychotic had to intervene, but it wouldn't be a great idea to step in and would have given me a bad look had I done so. Not that I could do anything about it, but from my point of observation, it appears that Batsie and Captain America were both trying to get Thor to accidentally reveal his role. Now, I'm not claiming that they are scum, but this seems to be a tactic that is uncommonly used which could aid mafia more than it would the town. But what would I know about that? It's just what I'm getting from it so far.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Gonna sleep, then work, see you guys a long time from now. Play nice.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I go to sleep so I can get up for work & somebody goes & gets themselves a mod warning? Remember people it's just a game so try to have fun without launching personal attacks on each other. And anybody who find themselves losing their sh*t over the comments another player makes about the way you play you should take time to remember you're losing your sh*t over a game.

To answer Hulk's question this day will last 24 hours. Roughly 15 1/2 hours left

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Bane, quote for me where Batman roleclaimed. I didn't see it, honey, and I apologize for asking. Maybe I misread somewhere?




Batman;3096926']No sorry Thor does not get to dodge this.


##daykill: Thor


Not exactly a roleclaim persay but still a "daykill" claim, insinuating that they have a role that kills during the daylight hours. If they were being serious or not doesn't mean it didn't happen. Of course, nothing did happen with that vote.


Hulk;3097036']

Bane, if Thor is in the limelight like this, the mafia might target him for a night kill but the doctor knows who to target as well. Thor might be a power role so they might really want to get rid of him, so not killing him is a bad idea. Not killing him, though, opens up the possibility that he's mafia for not dying at night, and the town might lynch him on suspicious grounds, doing the mafia's work. So the doctor is going to protect Thor tonight most likely, and it does not matter if the mafia target Thor or not, he's not dying tonight. Tomorrow, though, Thor might be, as they say in uncouth countries, boned.

I didn't get the feeling he had a power role as apparently others did. To me it just seemed the player tried to roleplay, horribly failing at that, and Batsie jumped on it. I don't think he's in the limelight at all besides you all saying he's in the limelight. Besides his horrible roleplaying, which many of you have failed at by the way, he hasn't done anything overtly suspicious for me as of yet. People started poking at Thor's roleplaying and he poked back, albeit getting into some name calling about it. Mafia games cause people to have tempers, I know I've had them before with this game. Some just know how to handle it better. Nothing Thor said was a big red flag to me, it was more of a "i'm angry that you're all putting baseless accusations on me" reaction.

Batsie only saved Thor after pushing him in front of the bus to begin with. Ergo, I don't see Batsie as actually saving anyone. Meaning, I don't think this limelight issue is really needed. Why would a doctor need to protect Thor? When if the mafia did kill Thor tonight, everyone pointing the finger would look suspicious, particularly batsie, that maybe is a save from batsie. And if they kill someone else that possibly targeted Thor, then Thor looks suspicious! If they make the batsie move, that is so very obvious of them. Let's think that by 22 games of this, that mafia wont be that obvious. It would be a smart move, but an obvious one for us veterans.

As of right now, I don't think either Thor or Batman are all that suspicious besides talking a lot. I just think they are equally distracting the town.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

What the fuck is a chupacabra anyway?

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Google images says it's this

36268

Are you trying to suggest that Thor is not a God but a Chupacabra? THAT THING?! Wow, so he's not even norse! He's mexican!

[[M] Colette]

Hulk;3097036']
Iron Man;3097018']Nobody has done anything besides spam and roleplay. There's nothing to talk about. Maybe Day 0 isn't such a good thing after all.

Wake me when the game starts.
Hey, hey, wake up, Iron Man, the game has started. The game plays even if you refuse to see it or refuse to make it worthwhile for the town. You can clam up and claim there's nothing to work at, or you roll up your sleeves and start planting because this garden does not grow on its own. Maybe you are new and do not know the harder everyone plays on Day 1, the easier it is to start sussing out the baddies in later days. Day 0's, mind you, are useless for town because there are no good consequences, but Day 1's are when people start tallying your votes and looking at motivations.
Day 2 is when people start looking at votes, because nobody has really voted for anything yet because we didn't know if the vote consequence would be good or bad yesterday. Today is when the votes start to be worth something. When everyone votes today (and they should, even if they aren't sure who is scum, Rock The Vote and all that), we'll have something to go on tomorrow.

Also I said "wake me" semi-literally. I went to bed after that post. :P


Hulk;3097041']Our two top contenders for the rope are Thor and Batman. How are we feeling about these fellas, guys? I don't like the binary choice, so how scummy do you think either have been? In my gut, I only get a small scum reading from one. Who're our idlers, because suddenly I want to fish for better suspects.

It's possible Thor is a Jester, and it's his goal to get lynched. I don't think that's the case for Batman.

Thor and Batman's shenanigans are the only thing I can think of that might even sort of be worth commenting on.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Iron Man;3097136']Thor and Batman's shenanigans are the only thing I can think of that might even sort of be worth commenting on.The Thor-Batman debacle is of no importance by itself; it is in the reactions of others that we must find our evidence.

Now, what is your favorite color? There's a point to this.

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Batman;3097137']
Iron Man;3097136']Thor and Batman's shenanigans are the only thing I can think of that might even sort of be worth commenting on.The Thor-Batman debacle is of no importance by itself; it is in the reactions of others that we must find our evidence.

Now, what is your favorite color? There's a point to this.

I like the colour green as its the colour of joy and mucous!

[[M] Helo]

I agree that Thor was probably just being silly, and it turned badly. I'm less suspicious of Batman than I am Captain America, as I feel like Captain America was antagonizing Thor...but just to the point where people still took more notice of what Batman was saying.

[[M] Helo]

Batman;3097137']
Iron Man;3097136']Thor and Batman's shenanigans are the only thing I can think of that might even sort of be worth commenting on.The Thor-Batman debacle is of no importance by itself; it is in the reactions of others that we must find our evidence.

Now, what is your favorite color? There's a point to this.

It's a little curious Batman is the one saying this.

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Wolverine;3097149']
Batman;3097137']
Iron Man;3097136']Thor and Batman's shenanigans are the only thing I can think of that might even sort of be worth commenting on.The Thor-Batman debacle is of no importance by itself; it is in the reactions of others that we must find our evidence.

Now, what is your favorite color? There's a point to this.

Is it possible we have a cult? And the two have acquitted themselves by arguing and everyone dismissing it as feeble posturing?
It's a little curious Batman is the one saying this.

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Wolverine;3097149']
Batman;3097137']
Iron Man;3097136']Thor and Batman's shenanigans are the only thing I can think of that might even sort of be worth commenting on.The Thor-Batman debacle is of no importance by itself; it is in the reactions of others that we must find our evidence.

Now, what is your favorite color? There's a point to this.

It's a little curious Batman is the one saying this.

My Bad. I'll try that again.
Is it possible we have a cult? And the two have acquitted themselves by arguing and everyone dismissing it as feeble posturing?

[Hollycat]

A little less than 10 hour remaining. Hop to it.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Wolverine;3097149']
Batman;3097137']
Iron Man;3097136']Thor and Batman's shenanigans are the only thing I can think of that might even sort of be worth commenting on.The Thor-Batman debacle is of no importance by itself; it is in the reactions of others that we must find our evidence.

Now, what is your favorite color? There's a point to this.

It's a little curious Batman is the one saying this.
Sprinkle.

##unvote: Batman

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

actually

##vote: Wolverine

[[M] Anise]

Wolverine;3097147']I agree that Thor was probably just being silly, and it turned badly. I'm less suspicious of Batman than I am Captain America, as I feel like Captain America was antagonizing Thor...but just to the point where people still took more notice of what Batman was saying.

I agree that Thor was being silly trying to act like his vain comic self, claiming to be a God and all. That in itself wasn't a role claim, from what I see. No, just Thor being Thor and doing a piss poor job of it, or is it a spot on job?

[[M] Colette]

I think if Thor is anything, he's a Jester, but I don't think he's actually anything at all.

How much time is left?

[Hollycat]

7 hours minus 2 minutes remaining

[[M] Colette]

Well, now nothing's happening.

##Vote: Batman

Just because. I'd rather vote for nobody, but I'm a firm believer that everyone should vote in Mafia.

[[M] Anise]

Of course nothing has happened yet. Most of the players are either too busy at the moment or waiting for something to happen.

##Vote: Iron Man

What are you going to do about that? I'm going to vote for you because you wanted something to happen.

[[M] Helo]

Iron Man;3097218']Well, now nothing's happening.

##Vote: Batman

Just because. I'd rather vote for nobody, but I'm a firm believer that everyone should vote in Mafia.

This.

##vote: Batman

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

##unvote
##vote: Iron Man

Think both Iron Man and Wolverine are both sly snakes who say very little of any meaningful value, saying empty soundbites. Very mafiaesque. Their voting for me with no justification only confirms that. "Oh I'm voting 'cause I have to vote! Let's vote for the same person!" Not a word on how I'm suspicious or whatever. Think Wolverine is more suspicious than Iron Man to be honest with you, that bullshit about it being "curious" that I'm providing good advice (HOW is it curious? WHAT are the implications? That's how you contribute) but given that I'm now in a lovely position with two votes on me, I have to even the scores.

Of course, now I've pointed this out I don't doubt they'll cobble together some excuse about how whatever happened with Thor - or my reasons for doing so - make me suspicious and I look forward to that, because that's only proving my point.

[[M] Colette]

Wonder Woman;3097233']Of course nothing has happened yet. Most of the players are either too busy at the moment or waiting for something to happen.

##Vote: Iron Man

What are you going to do about that? I'm going to vote for you because you wanted something to happen.
Gotta vote for someone, and I guess I'm as suspicious as anyone else.

Voting for someone because they're active and want to get the game going seems like a bad choice, though.
Batman;3097237']##unvote
##vote: Iron Man

Think both Iron Man and Wolverine are both sly snakes who say very little of any meaningful value, saying empty soundbites. Very mafiaesque. Their voting for me with no justification only confirms that. "Oh I'm voting 'cause I have to vote! Let's vote for the same person!" Not a word on how I'm suspicious or whatever. Think Wolverine is more suspicious than Iron Man to be honest with you, that bulltit about it being "curious" that I'm providing good advice (HOW is it curious? WHAT are the implications? That's how you contribute) but given that I'm now in a lovely position with two votes on me, I have to even the scores.

Of course, now I've pointed this out I don't doubt they'll cobble together some excuse about how whatever happened with Thor - or my reasons for doing so - make me suspicious and I look forward to that, because that's only proving my point.
Well you're just voting for me because I voted for you. :P Like I said, I don't actually think you're a Mafia member or anything like that. But hey, you're currently the spazziest player, so it's not like I'm voting without warning.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Oh no actually you know what? I just re-read the thread and fuck Iron Man too.


Iron Man;3096996']If I have nobody in mind to vote for closer to the end of the day, I'm going to vote for the spazziest player.

Iron Man;3097218']Just because. I'd rather vote for nobody, but I'm a firm believer that everyone should vote in Mafia.Look at this tit. Jesus christ. Too afraid to give any kind of actual justification to vote for anyone. Yeah thanks, you think everyone should vote. Why, exactly? You're not giving us any meaningful reason for doing so - don't make some kind of bullshit cobbled together YEAH BUT YOU DID THIS, THIS AND THIS, BATMAN! post trying to cover yourself, ship has already sailed buddy - so what the hell can we get out of this? You're happy to vote off town members and then you can turn around and say "duh, sorry guys, I thought they were spazzy! :shobon:" or "ooops! I had to vote for someone, right?" :shobon:




Batman;3097006']You might note I have made a helpful distraction for the mafia while saving Thor's life, for neither Thor nor I are mafia and so it will help them to focus on the incident as long as possible. Who has been taking advantage of my helpful distraction? That's the tree you need to shake, so to speak.

Iron Man;3097136']Thor and Batman's shenanigans are the only thing I can think of that might even sort of be worth commenting on.:greenie:

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Think I made it pretty clear that

A) I think you and Wolverine say absolutely nothing of any value, and
B) Seeing as how you had 1 vote from others and he had 0, and I have your 2 lame ass votes, I'm going to benefit more, tactically, from choosing you over him.

But nice job twisting my words. I rate it a B.
Voting for someone because they're active and want to get the game going seems like a bad choice, though.DOES IT NOW. :greenie:

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

I agree. It's one thing to be suspicious of someone, it's another to cast a vote on them with no backing for it. Batsie and Thor's little tryst was just that, to me at least. No one has pointed anything out as a fact of WHY those two would earn any suspicion. Just that they do.

So Wolvie comes out of no where and bandwagons with ironman. Iron man at least gave a reason, a fflimsy one, but a reason. Wolvie just yesmaned it.

Because I have to go to work now:

##Vote: Wolverine

[[M] Colette]

What's the matter with you? Why do you freak out and act like someone's actually going to come to your house and choke you to death with a rope? You do realize this is a game, right?
Batman;3097240']Oh no actually you know what? I just re-read the thread and smurf Iron Man too.


Iron Man;3096996']If I have nobody in mind to vote for closer to the end of the day, I'm going to vote for the spazziest player.

Iron Man;3097218']Just because. I'd rather vote for nobody, but I'm a firm believer that everyone should vote in Mafia.Look at this tit. Jesus christ. Too afraid to give any kind of actual justification to vote for anyone. Yeah thanks, you think everyone should vote. Why, exactly? You're not giving us any meaningful reason for doing so - don't make some kind of bulltit cobbled together YEAH BUT YOU DID THIS, THIS AND THIS, BATMAN! post trying to cover yourself, ship has already sailed buddy - so what the hell can we get out of this? You're happy to vote off town members and then you can turn around and say "duh, sorry guys, I thought they were spazzy! :shobon:" or "ooops! I had to vote for someone, right?" :shobon:
I'll tell you exactly why because I guess this is your first Mafia game or something.

Votes are the closest thing we get to solid evidence. Mafia doesn't vote for fellow Mafia (unless they're in rival factions). If a Mafia member is lynched, the people who voted for them are more likely to be pro-town. If a townie is lynched, people who voted for them are more likely to be anti-town.

There are two things that commonly ruin Mafia games. People who don't vote, and people who take things personally.

Next time I run a Mafia game, Day 1's only going to allow one post per player, and it will have to be a vote. There doesn't have to be reasoning behind it, because any reasons given on day 1 are going to be flimsy and stupid anyway. The game doesn't really start until someone's been lynched.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Iron Man;3097245']
I'll tell you exactly why because I guess this is your first Mafia game or something.
Babe, I'm EoFF's Greatest Ever Mafia Player of All Time. :aimkiss:

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Also, mafia do vote for fellow mafia players, and a vote is nothing without context

xD new player. Thanks for that. Still chuckling.

[[M] Anise]

Iron Man;3097239']
Wonder Woman;3097233']Of course nothing has happened yet. Most of the players are either too busy at the moment or waiting for something to happen.

##Vote: Iron Man

What are you going to do about that? I'm going to vote for you because you wanted something to happen.
Gotta vote for someone, and I guess I'm as suspicious as anyone else.

Voting for someone because they're active and want to get the game going seems like a bad choice, though.

Isn't it just as bad as voting for Batman just because? Your logic would just be as bad as mine is then.

[[M] Colette]

PS:
Batman;3097241']
Voting for someone because they're active and want to get the game going seems like a bad choice, though.DOES IT NOW. :greenie:
You're not posting or voting because you want things to happen. You're posting and voting because you're insulting people and generally being a nuisance.

That, you can take personally.

[[M] Colette]

Wonder Woman;3097251']
Iron Man;3097239']
Wonder Woman;3097233']Of course nothing has happened yet. Most of the players are either too busy at the moment or waiting for something to happen.

##Vote: Iron Man

What are you going to do about that? I'm going to vote for you because you wanted something to happen.
Gotta vote for someone, and I guess I'm as suspicious as anyone else.

Voting for someone because they're active and want to get the game going seems like a bad choice, though.

Isn't it just as bad as voting for Batman just because? Your logic would just be as bad as mine is then.
Kind of? This game's going to be really boring if you vote for people because they make things happen.

I voted to get things going. And hey, it worked! You're welcome.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Iron Man;3097245']What's the matter with you? Why do you freak out and act like someone's actually going to come to your house and choke you to death with a rope? You do realize this is a game, right?Also what on earth is this. I point out some suspicious things you did and now I'm FREAKING OUT? Nice attempt at deflection, sunshine. You do realize I am playing the game, right? :p

Also also, sorry for keep calling back to this post, I was too amused and didn't even read it properly. Day 1 is not a worthless day at all if you're going to be a good, productive member of the town. I've seen plenty of good juicy evidence already. Open your eyes. ;)

[Hollycat]

2 hours and 23 minutes remaining.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Iron Man;3097253']PS:
Batman;3097241']
Voting for someone because they're active and want to get the game going seems like a bad choice, though.DOES IT NOW. :greenie:
You're not posting or voting because you want things to happen. You're posting and voting because you're insulting people and generally being a nuisance.

That, you can take personally.Are you sure it's not your​ first game?

[[M] Anise]

Iron Man;3097254']
Wonder Woman;3097251']
Iron Man;3097239']
Wonder Woman;3097233']Of course nothing has happened yet. Most of the players are either too busy at the moment or waiting for something to happen.

##Vote: Iron Man

What are you going to do about that? I'm going to vote for you because you wanted something to happen.
Gotta vote for someone, and I guess I'm as suspicious as anyone else.

Voting for someone because they're active and want to get the game going seems like a bad choice, though.

Isn't it just as bad as voting for Batman just because? Your logic would just be as bad as mine is then.
Kind of? This game's going to be really boring if you vote for people because they make things happen.

I voted to get things going. And hey, it worked! You're welcome.

You call Wolverine agreeing with you getting things going? That's laughable.

[[M] D'Anna]

I don't understand why there is so much prejudice against people who are playing for the first time. It's my first time playing and I am having a grand old time and I think you are all being stinky for moaning about people who are playing for the first time. Even I was scared the first time I stepped into the 8 sided circle. So what if it's Batman's first time playing as well, old Brucie is a smart lad he will pick things up quickly enough. Look how far he's come from the days of PAFF! WHAPP! and so on. I think Iron Man needs to put down the bottle and look at the world from a sober perspective.

[[M] Colette]

Batman;3097256']
Iron Man;3097245']What's the matter with you? Why do you freak out and act like someone's actually going to come to your house and choke you to death with a rope? You do realize this is a game, right?Also what on earth is this. I point out some suspicious things you did and now I'm FREAKING OUT? Nice attempt at deflection, sunshine. You do realize I am playing the game, right? :p

Also also, sorry for keep calling back to this post, I was too amused and didn't even read it properly. Day 1 is not a worthless day at all if you're going to be a good, productive member of the town. I've seen plenty of good juicy evidence already. Open your eyes. ;)
Nobody has done anything suspicious because nobody has done anything that can be proven to be good or bad for the town yet. The things you're pointing out as suspicious? They're not. They're just things that are happening.

God I hate day 1.

[[M] Colette]

Wonder Woman;3097264']
Iron Man;3097254']
Wonder Woman;3097251']
Iron Man;3097239']
Wonder Woman;3097233']Of course nothing has happened yet. Most of the players are either too busy at the moment or waiting for something to happen.

##Vote: Iron Man

What are you going to do about that? I'm going to vote for you because you wanted something to happen.
Gotta vote for someone, and I guess I'm as suspicious as anyone else.

Voting for someone because they're active and want to get the game going seems like a bad choice, though.

Isn't it just as bad as voting for Batman just because? Your logic would just be as bad as mine is then.
Kind of? This game's going to be really boring if you vote for people because they make things happen.

I voted to get things going. And hey, it worked! You're welcome.

You call Wolverine agreeing with you getting things going? That's laughable.
Um, what? Are you just ignoring everything else that has happened since then? Including your own vote?

[[M] Colette]

Captain America;3097267']I don't understand why there is so much prejudice against people who are playing for the first time. It's my first time playing and I am having a grand old time and I think you are all being stinky for moaning about people who are playing for the first time. Even I was scared the first time I stepped into the 8 sided circle. So what if it's Batman's first time playing as well, old Brucie is a smart lad he will pick things up quickly enough. Look how far he's come from the days of PAFF! WHAPP! and so on. I think Iron Man needs to put down the bottle and look at the world from a sober perspective.
Welcome to Mafia. It gets better. I promise.

[[M] Anise]

I dislike this notion of you taking credit for this recent activity in the game, Iron Man. It's only happening now because the players are returning from having a thing called a life. Ever heard of it? I'm sure you have. This is not the result of your voting just because you had to.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Of course people can act suspiciously on Day 1. People get assigned their roles before the game starts, not on Night 1. The mafia tend to be more cautious about accusations, getting attention onto themselves and contributing anything that can be traced back to them. It's basic psychology. We all do it when we're mafia. If you pick up those subtle cues, put a little bit of pressure on someone, you can start to see patterns forming. (Which is what I am doing right now!)

Don't make me do the "Yes but in Mafia 48272, Joe caught a mafia on day 1!" business because so help me god I will. And nobody wants that.

To say nothing on day 1 - a day where you have acted in a suspicious manner - can be held against anyone speaks for itself my friend. :kakapo:

Incidentally, Iron Man, since I voted for you you've:



Accused me of being new
Accused me of freaking out
Accused me of being a nuisance


Given that none of this is remotely true, I would appreciate it if you stopped trying to deflect things, and give up on your ad hominem strategy. :greenie:

Trying to criticise me personally is not going to give you any reward. I've made some good points against you - including this post - and they're not just going to go away.

[[M] Colette]

Wonder Woman;3097271']I dislike this notion of you taking credit for this recent activity in the game, Iron Man. It's only happening now because the players are returning from having a thing called a life. Ever heard of it? I'm sure you have. This is not the result of your voting just because you had to.
Considering hardly anything happened all day, including yesterday evening IRL when this game day started, and almost everything said since my vote spawned either from my vote or discussions that were spawned from my vote, yeah, I feel pretty good about taking credit for getting the ball rolling.

Also, people were posting nonsense right up until this afternoon, so unless everyone's day job is from like 2 to 6 PM, "life" probably didn't have as much to do with the lack of activity after that as you might think.

[[M] Helo]

Time zones, dear Iron Man.

Also, why so serious, Batman?

Listen, you feel I wasn't justified in voting for you? Okay, then. Yesterday you and Captain America were being very antagonistic. And smurf, I dunno, it's Day 1 and we don't have much to go on.

[[M] Anise]

Fine, I will concede to you that your vote sparked sudden discussion, but that's about it.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Wolverine;3097276']Also, why so serious, Batman? YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME! :( :( :( AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

also why does everyone who votes for me say "Oh it's Day 1 and therefore we can't do anything productive as we have not much to go on!!"? I'm giving you plenty to go on. It's the people who aren't you should worry about :p

[[M] Colette]

Wonder Woman;3097277']Fine, I will concede to you that your vote sparked sudden discussion, but that's about it.
Well that's all I was going for. :monster:

[[M] Helo]

Captain America;3097267']I don't understand why there is so much prejudice against people who are playing for the first time. It's my first time playing and I am having a grand old time and I think you are all being stinky for moaning about people who are playing for the first time. Even I was scared the first time I stepped into the 8 sided circle. So what if it's Batman's first time playing as well, old Brucie is a smart lad he will pick things up quickly enough. Look how far he's come from the days of PAFF! WHAPP! and so on. I think Iron Man needs to put down the bottle and look at the world from a sober perspective.

You're admitting to this being your first time? I really don't think so. You assume that saying this isn't your first time won't get you a vote, because everyone will assume you're a townie?

This, and your shenanigans with Batman yesterday...

##unvote
##vote: Captain America

[[M] D'Anna]

Well Brucie if we're supposed to be going after people that aren't giving us much of anything to go on then apart from the people who haven't posted doesn't that make Galactus the biggest suspect? All he has done so far is make a couple of posts hinting that he'd like to get the shield off my arm if you know what I mean. He hasn't really contributed anything noteworthy other than that or made many posts which from what I can gather is the single most important thing in mafia games to proving you are not a mafia. Should I vote for him? I think I will.

##Vote Galactus

Sorry darling, even though I kind of like you too, you're the most dangerous one here by the mafia logic Brucie and Iron Man have shown to me so far. :( Maybe in the next life we can be together i'll never forget you oh my god i can't take it this is so hard