MAN'S Weapon

[Jiro]

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This guy has a lot of guns in his house/shop. He only sells shotguns though. Are shotguns a MAN'S weapon? I'm not so sure. Where did this guy get all this weaponry, anyway? Why hasn't Shinra shut him down for having enough fire power to actually storm Midgar?

Do you reckon he sticks those shotguns up his bum?

[Jinx]

Which brings me to a better question:

Why the fuck does a vampire use a fucking pistol?

[Sephex]

The dude is just bitter because so many people prefer to use melee weapons over something with actual fire power. Shinra hasn't shut him down because all attempts to close his business has failed. In the Brazilian version of FFVII, he is the final boss.

[Jinx]

The dude is just bitter because so many people prefer to use melee weapons over something with actual fire power. Shinra hasn't shut him down because all attempts to close his business has failed. In the Brazilian version of FFVII, he is the final boss.

But if you get the Bathroom Guy after using the item Soapiroth, you can one-shot him. So I've heard.

[Sephex]

The dude is just bitter because so many people prefer to use melee weapons over something with actual fire power. Shinra hasn't shut him down because all attempts to close his business has failed. In the Brazilian version of FFVII, he is the final boss.

But if you get the Bathroom Guy after using the item Soapiroth, you can one-shot him. So I've heard.

Yeah, but they cut that from the game. Unless, they left it in the Brazilian version. I have never played that one. Can anyone confirm?

[Jiro]

I didn't play enough of the Brazilian version to reach this part, mostly because it was in bad Portuguese (which I can't read) and there were only three buttons on the controller, but I imagine Bhathe R. Uoom would still be unlockable if they left MAN'S WEAPON guy in there.

[Sephex]

I didn't play enough of the Brazilian version to reach this part, mostly because it was in bad Portuguese (which I can't read) and there were only three buttons on the controller, but I imagine Bhathe R. Uoom would still be unlockable if they left MAN'S WEAPON guy in there.

I am not even sure if the shop guy can be beat, actually. I just looked into it and the problem is that while the Soapiroth COULD one shot him, I don't think they completed the code that would tell the game to do if you beat the shop guy. There is a Gameshark code floating out on the internet that is about 255 lines long that patches the problem. This is assuming you have the original Brazilian copy and not the Greatest Hits version. You may have to be at level 99 with everyone in order for this to work too.

[Tigmafuzz]

Also, you have to have beaten Chocobo Weapon first.

[Gamblet]

Also, you have to have beaten Chocobo Weapon first.

You forgot the Demon Yuffie.

[Bubba]

What about Don Corneo's new bathroom-based pet?

Crapps.

[Tigmafuzz]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KFVpqHgpwj8/T4XfPCrs9II/AAAAAAAAELs/hOnnurPY6rU/s1600/71593__final_fantasy_vii_chocobo_weapon+phi+star+humor.jpg

[Sephex]

Impressive, but do you have screen shots of the other stuff?

[Sephex]

Also, been trying to hack the game. Then this happened.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/1293567979795.png

[Hollycat]

These are great, more more!

[Jinx]

I'm particularly fond of Cait Sithiroth.

[Jiro]

I'm fond of the Sephiroth who appears to be taking a dump on the floor of that swanky ghost hotel.

[Gamblet]

I like how Cloud looks on the picture.

[Jiro]

a SWORD is a mans weapon. but thats a lot of sephys there. howd you do that?

[OmegaSlayer]

after all of the characters turn into Sephiroths do they try to kill each other? I mean they are going after Sephiroth.

[Gamblet]

after all of the characters turn into Sephiroths do they try to kill each other? I mean they are going after Sephiroth.

Sephiroth-ception!

[Madame Adequate]

Also, been trying to hack the game. Then this happened.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/1293567979795.png

I found this a good deal more amusing than I should have. I like to imagine it's some hellish nightmare of Sephiroth's where he's actually wiped out everyone who isn't carrying Jenova's DNA and has turned everyone with the DNA into clones of himself and now he doesn't know wat do.