EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing...

[Pike]

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We made it across with no issues. :)

[Shorty]

AAAAWESOME

Go Team EoFF! :love:

[Psychotic]

WEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAMPIOOOOONS

MAH FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS!

[Pike]

Oh hey look a nice little shop on the other side of the river, let's just see what's inside and OH MY GOD IT'S AN UGLY PIRATE WITH A MULLET

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[Shorty]

ahahaha look at his gimpy wooden leg

[Rantz]

Steal his wooden leg. Do it. This is important.

[Freya]

Man he looks scary!

[Pike]

I noticed that we lost our rifle at some point (so we can't go hunting anymore) and the gimpy pirate was selling one but he wanted like half our money for it so he can piss right off as far as I'm concerned! :colbert: Let's continue!

[Shorty]

Wait WHAT?! How will we defend ourselves if the injuns happen upon us?!

[Psychotic]

Buy both of his teapots.

[Agent Proto]

Nice going, Pike. Your family is going to die from starvation since you can't go hunting because you lack a rifle.

[Pike]

Nice going, Pike. Your family is going to die from starvation since you can't go hunting because you lack a rifle.

Especially because now we're down to a mere 200 pounds of bacon left! D:

Also, ooooh:

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[Shorty]

Search for something! :D

[Psychotic]

Ignore it, there's probably ghosts or owls inside.

[Pike]

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YES A KITCHEN CUPBOARD

edit: Oops forgot to crop. :shobon:

[Rantz]

I wish there was an option to search it for something useless.

Ahahaha kitchen cupboard wut

[Shorty]

Oh man, it's August? We've been traveling for so long ;-;

[Pike]

Look guys, we found another one. And searching it provided something to put INSIDE our brand new kitchen cupboard!

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[Rantz]

MOM

DAAAAD

I NEED TO PEE

[Pike]

MOM

DAAAAD

I NEED TO PEE

No you need to stop playing in the germ-filled MUD

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[Jinx]

MOM

DAAAAD

I NEED TO PEE

No you need to stop playing in the germ-filled MUD

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Rantz looks like an idiot.

[Pike]

Guys

The game is starting to give me all sorts of warnings

LOW FOOD

NO FRUIT

NO VEGETABLES

We may have to go Donner Party here

[Shorty]

I KNEW IT

An unfortunate turn of events may be coming our way :(

[Jinx]

SARAH SAID IF WE TOOK THE LARGE WAGON TRAIN THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN


LIES ALL OF IT

EDIT: Also, what the smurf? Who says you can't live on bacon alone?

[Shorty]

NO, I said that in case of a Donner Party situation WE'D BE MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE

[Jessweeee♪]

Let's just give Rantz the rest of the bacon.

[Pike]

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Three feet deep. Caulk... or ford?

[Jinx]

Caulk.

[Shorty]

Do we need to float if it's only three feet, though?

[Jinx]

Wait

Fording it is just rolling through, isn't it?

For some reason I was thinking that's putting it on a raft

Ford it

[Pike]

We have one for caulk and one for ford! Who wants to cast a third vote?

Edit: okay that's two for ford. LET'S DO IT.

[Jinx]

##unvote: caulk
##vote: ford

[Shorty]

FULL SPEED AHEAD

[Psychotic]

what the hell is a Donner Party?

[Rantz]

Let's just give Rantz the rest of the bacon.

I don't care about any rivers, I support this course of action.

[Pike]

Uh guys

I don't think fording should work quite like this

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[Jessweeee♪]

GOD DAMN IT

[Shorty]

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

EDIT: You've never heard of The Donner Party (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party)?

[Pike]

OH MAN YOU GUYS WE'RE GETTING SO CLOSE

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[Shorty]

MORE RIVERS WHAT THE FUCK

[Psychotic]

Cannibalism? Mmm Sarah I bet your butt would feed us for a month :drool:

[Shorty]

You stay away from my butt.

[Psychotic]

That's kind of hard given that I am pretty certain it has its own gravitational pull.

[Shorty]

I'm going to sit on you. You will not be happy.

[Pike]

Guys! We made it! :jess:

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[Jinx]

See what lies ahead!

[Madame Adequate]

FINALLY

Now to put that gunpowder to good use!

EDIT

WAIT

WILLAMETTE? FUCK WE NEEDED TO BY THAT RIFLE GUYS

[Shorty]

OH GOD THE PROMISED LAND AT LAST

[Psychotic]

And nobody died?!

Hurray! Oregon! ...wait, what the fuck is the point of Oregon? Can we actually do anything?

...do I get to keep the bonnets, or...?

[Pike]

See what lies ahead!

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Sounds like I've got it made, dunno about what happened to the rest of you guys :monster:

[Sephex]

Back and chilling at girlfriend's house with my laptop. Wow! We made it? After more river disasters I thought at least one or two people would have died!

I like to think that Oregon me sat in the back and drank booze the whole time.

Congrats everyone! *high fives EoFF Trail group*

[Psychotic]

Go rep the first post you butts!

[Pike]

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The final score!

[Jinx]

NEW GAME?

[Pike]

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Good job you guys, we scored better than Bizarro-Dubya


NEW GAME?

There shall be a new game. Not right now, but soon. Soon there will be an EoFF Oregon Trail (more like Oregon Fail, am i rite) Part 2, with 50% more ailments and death.

[Jinx]

CAN I RESERVE MY SPOT?

[Pike]

Yes you may!

SIGN UPS FOR OREGON TRAIL ROUND 2:

1. Tifa's Boobs
2.
3.
4.
5.

[Shorty]

Thanks to Miss Pike for keeping us all alive! I don't know how she managed to do it, half my party always dies :(

Clearly she is a wizard!

[Sephex]

Yes you may!

SIGN UPS FOR OREGON TRAIL ROUND 2:

1. Tifa's Boobs
2.
3.
4.
5.

I'll sit back and watch the next time this rolls around. In fact, I think the party besides Pike should be all new EoFFers!

[Del Murder]

I want to be in part 2!

[Pike]

Yes you may!

SIGN UPS FOR OREGON TRAIL ROUND 2:

1. Tifa's Boobs
2. Del Murder
3.
4.
5.

[Shorty]

I'm anxious to see how the new party handles the rivers. :colbert:

[Agent Proto]

Pike is a robot. Robots never fail.

[Madame Adequate]

I'M IN!

[Pike]

SIGN UPS FOR OREGON TRAIL ROUND 2:

1. Tifa's Boobs
2. Del Murder
3. I'm my own MILF
4.
5.

We're pulling a pretty good team together so far. This next game is gonna be good.

[Agent Proto]

Okay, I'm in it then!

[Rantz]

Jessweeee♪ was the only one who cared about the remaining animals enough to keep feeding them bacon until the grass grew long enough to gnaw on, so she settled as a rancher. However, the animals had grown to like bacon and for that reason were accepted as true americans and, sadly, fed burgers until they died of overconsumption. Jessweeee? died of sadness during the course of the many funerals.

Sephex married the blacksmith's daughter and moved to Klondike to seek his fortune. Sadly, they both sunk and drowned in a three-foot deep river they for some strange reason tried to float across.

Rantz found a new shop clerk girl to act the boy around, which led her to open her skirts for him, thinking he was playing some boyish game. They built a charming family, until sadly, the mother died of old age and Rantz drank his 20's away and eventually died of alcohol poisoning.

Shorty married into great fortune when she found the sheriff was an ass fetishist. Sadly, he couldn't distinguish between the word's different meanings and cheated on her with one of Jessweeee's mules. Until it died and fell on him, killing him in the fall, sadly leaving Shorty to die of loneliness.

Psychotic was driven to insanity when one of his last ten biscuits were stolen. From that day, he was only seen through the window of his cabin, where you could see him gazing out over the plains with the last rifle tightly clutched in his hands, wearing a bonnet and prepared to fight to the death to protect his remaining biscuit and bonnet supply. Sadly, he shot himself in the ankle and bled to death.

Pike lived happily ever after.

[Shorty]

Who's the sheriff and where can I get his number?

[Pike]

The Updated List:
Oregon Trail Part 2:

1. Tifa's Boobs
2. Del Murder
3. I'm my own MILF
4. Agent Proto
5.

[escobert]

what version of the game is this? It looks so much better than the early 90's one I played growing up xD

and I'm down to be in it!

[Pike]

what version of the game is this? It looks so much better than the early 90's one I played growing up xD

and I'm down to be in it!

It's "Version 5", it came out in... oh I dunno, 2001 maybe? And yeah it's an updated version, it's got quite a lot more stuff in it than the original did which is why I decided to go with it.

OKAY, OREGON TRAIL PART 2!

Oregon Trail Part 2:

1. Tifa's Boobs
2. Del Murder
3. I'm my own MILF
4. Agent Proto
5. Bert

Not sure when I'll get around to this, maybe tonight? Maybe tomorrow? Soon though!

[Sephex]

Calling it now: The next party is DOOMED! Not that I want that to happen, but the group I was in got so damn lucky!

[Shorty]

We should come up with team names for the different games.

We'll be Team Voldemort.

[Hollycat]

Aw, I wanna play too...

[Værn]

Aw, I wanna play too...
Let's reserve spots in the Round 3 team.

[Agent Proto]

So... when are we gonna start the next round? :3

[Pike]

Well I was waiting for a time when the majority of people who signed up would be online, so if I happen to come online and see that most of ya'll are on, I'll probably start it spontaneously.

It also might not be all in one go like it was last time, so anybody who doesn't happen to be online can get in on the action.

[Dignified Pauper]

This (http://jayisgames.com/games/thule-trail/) is better.

[DarkBahamut]

D'awww :( I like the idea of reserving for round 3, cuz I'd be in.

[Jinx]

LET'S DO THIS

[Pike]

Are people going to be around tomorrow? Let's do it tomorrow.

[Jinx]

FUCK YEAH

[Sephex]

If timing permits, I will be watching this round!

[Jiro]

I wondered where this thread came from. I would like a spot in round 3. Though maybe round 3 should be Organ Trail (http://hatsproductions.com/organtrail.html).

EDIT: Also I been to the Laramie River. Good times.

[Jinx]

When they stopped in Laramie, I asked if you were there.

[Pike]

OREGON TRAIL PART 2:
1. Tifa's Boobs
2. Del Murder
3. I'm my own MILF
4. Agent Proto
5. Bert

WHO'S READY FOR THIS?

I'm going to go to the bank while we wait to see if people show up, then if enough people are here, we'll start it up on my return.

[Jinx]

I've been ready.

[Del Murder]

Speaking of banks, I was always the banker when I played this game because they had the most money. Or we could just rob the bank. Either works.

[Pike]

Speaking of which: while I am gone, help me decide what "class" to play. This determines things like bonuses, cash on hand, etc.

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[Madame Adequate]

Trapper. Kill all the things.

[Jinx]

PASTOR

[Del Murder]

Either Trapper, Pharmacist, or Banker.

[Pike]

And trapper wins the most votes!

[Madame Adequate]

This is gonna be good :excited:

[Pike]

WHO'S READY?

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[Madame Adequate]

Del is older than that, try 85 :colbert:

[Pike]

Well? Do we want any other animals besides oxen?

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[Madame Adequate]

A pig and all the chickens imo.

Where are the rest of you bastards :aimmad:

[Jinx]

Milk cows and horses

They'll give you milk and let you ride them if you play Epona's song!

[Del Murder]

How did we spend so much money already. :(

Oxen are fine. We could just trap bears to pull it if need be. The rest are too expensive.

EDIT: Get MILF his chicken so he can choke it nightly

[escobert]

I'm 5!? wth :(!

[Sephex]

Whenever I see those status screens, the item shop music from the original Final Fantasy plays in my head.

[Pike]

We need guns. Lots of guns.

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Also we're low on money because I took the liberty to buy us a few months' worth of food. And some medicine. So it takes a little bit longer for us to die.

[Del Murder]

What the hell Pike!? Trappers don't need food. We shoot all the food!

All our money should go towards guns, bullets, and whiskey.

[Pike]

Do we want any spares of anything, in case something breaks and we can't fix it?

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[Jinx]

We need about 60 guns. Nothing else.

We're trappers. We live off the land.

Jeez.

EDIT: wtf is a wagon tongue

[Del Murder]

We need at least 5 guns. 6 if MILF wants to double fist it.

[Del Murder]

They broke a wheel last time so maybe we should have one of those wheel things.

Also, go back and buy more guns and ammo. Sell the food and Bert if you have to.

[Pike]

whiskey.

Got it.

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[Jinx]

Get me some pistols so I can get Annie Oakley up in this bitch.

[Del Murder]

Tifa's Boobs should have one of those guns that fit snugly in a woman's clevage. Do they sell those?

[Pike]

Okay, more guns. I'm also going to trade some of our food away for even MORE guns.

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[Jinx]

Tifa's Boobs should have one of those guns that fit snugly in a woman's clevage. Do they sell those?

I could probably fit more like 3 or 4 of those, Del. ;D

[Madame Adequate]

Pics for proof of that claim imo

Also do we have sufficient explosives? I do like my explosives you see, and you never know when several thousand pounds of gunpowder will come in handy.

[Del Murder]

Good idea, we may need to wire Bert with a suicide vest and send him into an enemy camp at some point.

[Madame Adequate]

Better get him prepared with that anyway, just in case something comes up and we don't have time to rig it up before we need a young mujahid to save us.

[Pike]

WHO DO WE WANT TO GO WITH??

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[Madame Adequate]

People are terrible, dangerous, swimming with disease, and probable cannibals. I vote for Train 1.

[Del Murder]

Let's go with less people so it will be easier to take over the pack once our inevitable mutiny occurs.

[Jinx]

Pics for proof of that claim imo

Also do we have sufficient explosives? I do like my explosives you see, and you never know when several thousand pounds of gunpowder will come in handy.

Del Murder is the brains
Tifa's Boobs is the looks
Bert is the brawn
DEL MURDER IS THE FUCKING WILD CARD



(and Agent Proto isn't around.)

[Pike]

Got it. Train 1 it is!

[Jinx]

I also vote Train 1.

[Madame Adequate]

Let's go with less people so it will be easier to take over the pack once our inevitable mutiny occurs.

Fewer.

[Del Murder]

Let's go with less people so it will be easier to take over the pack once our inevitable mutiny occurs.

Fewer.
Say that to the barrel of my rifle, Milf-boy.

[Pike]

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A couple of steps out of town and already a frozen river.

[Jinx]

I think with all these guns we'll probably end up killing each other.

[Jinx]

Cross on the ice.

[Del Murder]

Shoot the ice to see how thick it is first.

[Madame Adequate]

Send Shorty's fat ass out into the ice. If it can hold her it can hold the rest of us!

@Del: Stannis Baratheon doesn't have time for your nonsense. You will bend the knee (to proper grammar) or I will destroy you.

[Jinx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrKRGZ7yKbY&feature=related

This is us.

[Madame Adequate]

Hopelessly broken? Sounds about right!

e; well now my post looks pretty silly, thanks Tifa's Boobs! xD

[Pike]

We successfully navigated our way across the ice AND avoided shooting each other to death. I'm proud of us so far.

[Pike]

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Should we go in and buy more guns?

[Del Murder]

Day 1 was a success folks! Let's shoot things to celebrate.

Yeah, go in and see if they have any good deals on semi-automatics.

[Pike]

Okay, I bought us some more guns.

[Madame Adequate]

Okay that sounds good, but maybe we should consider spending some of our remaining money on some more guns?

[Jinx]

Okay that sounds good, but maybe we should consider spending some of our remaining money on some more guns?

Dear Huxley, don't forget we also need ammunition.

[Pike]

*GASP*

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[Madame Adequate]

KILL THEM

IT'S THEM OR US

[Del Murder]

Shoot first is our policy, obviously.

I guess the closest option to that is continue at a distance. Shoot if they approach.

[Jinx]

Approach them.

We have guns.

Even Bert.

[Pike]

Okay, we've approached them.

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I don't trust this guy at all. He looks like the type of a guy in one of those horror movies who you find out is actually an undead at the end.

[Madame Adequate]

An "artist" with a "surveying expedition"?

Sure thing "Philip Mattox", you're not a creepy fucker who eats virgins or anything. My policy regarded undead abominations is well know: Shoot him in the head.

Failing that, spam "Pardon" until he does something amusing.

[Jinx]

PARDON?

[Del Murder]

I got a bad feeling about this...

[Pike]

This guy is getting creepier and creepier. Now he's warning us about "antagonizing the locals".

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[Madame Adequate]

So basically we're in The Missouri Bow Saw Massacre?

[Jinx]

He's telling us NOT to shoot things?

Kill him.

[Pike]

The game won't let me kill him ( :( ) so we're just going to walk away slowly. Whilst keeping an eye on him and his gang the entire time.

[Pike]

Our next river isn't frozen!

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[Madame Adequate]

Ford it.

Wait, is Bert over three feet tall?

[Jinx]

Ford it.

Also $6.60 to take the fucking ferry? That's robbery!

[Del Murder]

Ford that bitch. And rob the ferry.

[Pike]

Congratulations, team! We have successfully forded the river.

[Del Murder]

So far we're approximately 1000000 times more awesome than Psychotic's team

[Pike]

This place is River Central. Shall we ford again?

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[Jinx]

So far we're approximately 1000000 times more awesome than Psychotic's team

This.


Also, ford it.

[Del Murder]

Two feet? MILF's nuts hang lower than that. Ford it.

[Pike]

That's two rivers down without incident! (Three if you count the frozen one.)

[Madame Adequate]

Feels pretty soothing to drag my ballbag along the rocky riverbed, let me tell you. Really scratches an itch.

[Jinx]

That's two rivers down without incident! (Three if you count the frozen one.)

I do.

And how many rivers did Psychotic's team have their wagon tip over in?

[Pike]

3 1/2 feet?? This one might be a little trickier!

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[Jinx]

Ford it.

[Madame Adequate]

Ford it.

[Del Murder]

Ford it.

[Pike]

Okay we'll ford it, three and a half feet is no biggie and OXEN NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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[Pike]

We lost several pounds of bacon and three boxes of bullets, by the way.

[Jinx]

Blame it on the oxen.

[Jinx]

We lost several pounds of bacon and three boxes of bullets, by the way.

NOT THE BULLETS D:

[Del Murder]

Bullets dry.

[escobert]

that was a deep 3 1/2 feet!

[escobert]

ARE WE THERE YET???

[Shorty]

See, it's not our fault :aimmad: You guys suck at rivers, too!

[Madame Adequate]

Shut up Sarah by the time you got this far you'd lost half your supplies and Jessweeeee was dead.

[Jinx]

See, it's not our fault :aimmad: You guys suck at rivers, too!

3/4

[Shorty]

Shut up Sarah by the time you got this far you'd lost half your supplies and Jessweeeee was dead.

We lost bacon, Huxley. Bacon was not half our supplies.

ALSO NO ONE DIED and I hope you get the rickets

[Pike]

On the plus side we shot a stag. You might say it's a... stag party over here.

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[Agent Proto]

SHOOT IT...

oh, I'm late. :>

[Madame Adequate]

Shut up Sarah by the time you got this far you'd lost half your supplies and Jessweeeee was dead.

We lost bacon, Huxley. Bacon was not half our supplies.

ALSO NO ONE DIED and I hope you get the rickets

Looks more like I've got us some venison. :smug: How rapidly did you replace your great quantities of lost supplies, Sarah? :smug: Was it within hours of losing them? :smug:

[Pike]

Oooh, a fort. These places sell ammunition, right? I mean, it's the military, right?

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[Jinx]

Shut up Sarah by the time you got this far you'd lost half your supplies and Jessweeeee was dead.

We lost bacon, Huxley. Bacon was not half our supplies.

ALSO NO ONE DIED and I hope you get the rickets

Looks more like I've got us some venison. :smug: How rapidly did you replace your great quantities of lost supplies, Sarah? :smug: Was it within hours of losing them? :smug:


I like this.

[Shorty]

Shut up Sarah by the time you got this far you'd lost half your supplies and Jessweeeee was dead.

We lost bacon, Huxley. Bacon was not half our supplies.

ALSO NO ONE DIED and I hope you get the rickets

Looks more like I've got us some venison. :smug: How rapidly did you replace your great quantities of lost supplies, Sarah? :smug: Was it within hours of losing them? :smug:

Something happened to our guns. It's Pike's fault.

[Jinx]

Visit it.

[Del Murder]

Get ammo at the fort.

[Madame Adequate]

A FORT! Can we take it? I bet it's mostly just regular bandits in there so we should be fine. I'll solo it as I am a stealthy Khajiit type, then we can raid it for supplies and strikingly small quantities of gold.

[Agent Proto]

....Hey, wait a minute, was I left behind from the start?

[Pike]

Don't worry, Proto, we aren't very far along at all.

I went into the fort and bought us some ammo.

[Madame Adequate]

Something happened to our guns. It's Pike's fault.

What happened was they all fell overboard when your wagon fell over fourteen thousand times. Because you are terrible and incompetent at crossing rivers, in comparison to our peerless expertise. :smug:

[Pike]

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OH GOD WAT DO

(also: In b4 MILF volunteers to use the "suction method".)

[Del Murder]

Yeah, we lost food and ammo and within minutes got it all back. Go team!

[Madame Adequate]

I think we need to bind Tifa's Boobs very tightly and then use the suction method.

[Agent Proto]

Depends on where the bite took place, right?

[Del Murder]

I have two words for you:

Suck it.

[Jinx]

All male members of my party use suction method


And then I get up and exercise because, like Iceglow, I can walk off anything.

[Shorty]

Something happened to our guns. It's Pike's fault.

What happened was they all fell overboard when your wagon fell over fourteen thousand times. Because you are terrible and incompetent at crossing rivers, in comparison to our peerless expertise. :smug:

Your guns are useless without ammo and I can't wait until you drown when your wagon tips over again in three feet of water.

[Pike]

SUCTION METHOD INCOMING

[Madame Adequate]

Something happened to our guns. It's Pike's fault.

What happened was they all fell overboard when your wagon fell over fourteen thousand times. Because you are terrible and incompetent at crossing rivers, in comparison to our peerless expertise. :smug:

Your guns are useless without ammo and I can't wait until you drown when your wagon tips over again in three feet of water.

Good thing we just BOUGHT SOME AMMO THEN

[Shorty]

oh hell with you

[Madame Adequate]

ilu2 bbcks :aimkiss:

[Pike]

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I can't tell if you guys are sucking too hard, or not sucking hard enough.

[Jinx]

oh fuck

tifa's boobs gon die

[Madame Adequate]

If that constitutes "fair health" I'm fucking dreading what "poor" must be.

[Shorty]

ilu2 bbcks :aimkiss:

I won't be happy until you're dead on this journey.

[Jinx]

If that constitutes "fair health" I'm smurfing dreading what "poor" must be.

[Madame Adequate]

ilu2 bbcks :aimkiss:

I won't be happy until you're dead on this journey.

You sound pretty mad dear. Maybe you should smoke some of the 'erb and relax mon.

[Del Murder]

We should probably rest. And if need be, put her down.

[Jinx]

We should probably rest. And if need be, put her down.

You can take my life


but you'll never take my guns

[Pike]

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Ford it?

[Jinx]

Ford it.

[Agent Proto]

It's like she's already drunk in that condition.

smurf, why am I behind you guys. I need to catch up.

[Madame Adequate]

Three fucking thousand feet wide? What is it, Sarah's butt?

Check the conditions.

[Pike]

Check the conditions.

Checking the conditions just tells us the all the stuff at the bottom of the screenshot. Anything else would be much too useful!

[Madame Adequate]

Ahhh see I thought that it would give a popup like "The river is currently lazy" and you could wait for better conditions or whatever.

FORD IT!

[Jinx]

I've been drunk since Westport, Proots.


FORD IT

[Agent Proto]

only 2 ft deep. WE CAN DO THIS

[Pike]

Another river successfully navigated! /smug

[Shorty]

Three smurfing thousand feet wide? What is it, Sarah's butt?

Check the conditions.

Atleast my fat ass made it out alive! You're going to accidentally get shot by Murder's gun frenzy and I'm going to dance on your grave :aimkiss:

[Del Murder]

Ford!

[Pike]

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All that sucking made Tifa's Boobs feel good.

[Madame Adequate]

Three smurfing thousand feet wide? What is it, Sarah's butt?

Check the conditions.

Atleast my fat ass made it out alive! You're going to accidentally get shot by Murder's gun frenzy and I'm going to dance on your grave :aimkiss:

I dunno we managed to just ford a two foot deep river, which means we're pretty confirmed for more competent than your party will ever be. I'm sure if Murd goes on a gun frenzy the people he shoots will all be shot quite deliberately!

[Jinx]

;D ;D ;D


it's like this game knows me or something

[Del Murder]

I knew all that pain was just a bluff.

[Pike]

QUICK WHERE'S DAK, HE CAN LEAD US ACROSS!

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[Jinx]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii



ford that sonbitch

[Madame Adequate]

Ford it.

[Pike]

Another river successfully crossed! Good work, team! :aimkiss:

[Del Murder]

This is boring. Shoot more stuff.

[Jinx]

I'm surprised our wagon doesn't sink to the bottom, since it's entirely made up of guns.

[Pike]

River crossings: the game

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[Jinx]

Ford it


ALSO ARE THOSE STORM CLOUDS

[Madame Adequate]

Tranquil? It's an ambush. Take the ferry.

[Pike]

Just for Murd, I went hunting and shot us a bear.

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[Agent Proto]

smurf YEAH!

[Del Murder]

YES!

[Pike]

So shall we ford or ferry?

[Madame Adequate]

ALPHA AS FUCK!

What now Moonflower Starchild?

[Del Murder]

Chevy it.

I mean ford it.

[Agent Proto]

We haven't failed yet, so go ford it.

[Pike]

Another successful crossing. And the Mormon Ferry Trading Post is on the other side! Time for hot multiple wives action again?

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[Jinx]

Run fast.

[Agent Proto]

There should be enough of them for us guys, right? /smug

[Pike]

Poor little guy. :(

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[Jinx]

There aren't enough Mormon men for me, though. :(


Increase fluids.

[Del Murder]

I don't trust them. *cocks rifle*

[Madame Adequate]

Oh hey time for Sarah again :) Sarah why are you such a devout Mormon?

[Del Murder]

Pump him full of fluids, and if that doesn't work, full of lead.

[Pike]

Fluids have been increased for wee lil' Bert.

Now look! Time to go hiking! Yay!

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[Madame Adequate]

Continue up the hill.

[Del Murder]

I think those hills, much like Tifa's Boobs, need to be double teamed.

[Pike]

Continue up the hill.

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And apparently we're all much too lazy to pick it back up and put it back in the wagon.