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Ace Protorney
07-09-2012, 05:25 PM
Summertime is among us, and it's been several weeks since the last Ciddies, what with Pike sweeping up wins left and right, I think its time for a tournament where Pike has a fat chance of winning. What's that? Yes, it's time for another moment of Screen Name Tournament!

Okay, so maybe not that great, but it's been awhile so why not? There are currently 24 screen names in the Official UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame, with the latest entry being Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World, quite a mouthful, and the winner of this tournament would make the list 25.

UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame
Big Ogre Umaro
boris no no
Crunchy Beverage
Death by Moogles
Del Murder
I'm my own MILF
I Took the Red Pill
Kawaii RyŻkishi
Meat Puppet
Melted Snowman
Mr Twisticles
mystic ice cube
Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World
Rad Bromance
Rydia of Mist

Before I officially start of this tournament, I want to collect screen names, and usually I do that on my own, but I want to give you guys a chance to get more involved in name selections! So... if you want to see certain screen names included into this tournament, then by all means, please tell me in this thread! You are free to "nominate" any screen name that is not already included in the Hall of Fame, and I will list them in the tournament. I will be looking for 128, but if we come up with twice that, I will try to get them all in, if possible! There is really no limit to how many screen names you can name, so feel free to list as many as you want!

So, get those names coming!

Deadline is July 15.

round 2: http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/143520-summertime-screen-name-tournament-6.html#post3113037

07-09-2012, 05:28 PM
Pike (for the lulz)
Tifa's Boobs

07-09-2012, 05:31 PM
Tifa's BoobsI think this is going to be our winner right here.

What a shame that Aerith's Crabs is Aerith's Crabs no more.

07-09-2012, 05:33 PM
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Zack's Crotch
Aerith's Crabs

Ace Protorney
07-09-2012, 05:44 PM
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Zack's Crotch
Aerith's Crabs

You can't name yourself twice, HC.

07-09-2012, 05:52 PM
Pike (for the lulz)
Tifa's Boobs

Tifa's BoobsI think this is going to be our winner right here.

What a shame that Aerith's Crabs is Aerith's Crabs no more.

:D :D :D

Trumpet Thief
07-09-2012, 07:02 PM
Agent Proto
Hyperallogenic Cactuar

07-09-2012, 08:05 PM
technically he should still be aerith's crabs and I should still be zack's crotch since the bet was for 1 month.

07-09-2012, 08:13 PM
technically he should still be aerith's crabs and I should still be zack's crotch since the bet was for 1 month.

Yeah, and naming yourself after an FFVII character's anatomy is SUCH AN ORIGINAL IDEA.

Ace Protorney
07-09-2012, 08:24 PM
technically he should still be aerith's crabs and I should still be zack's crotch since the bet was for 1 month.

You can ask to get your name back to Zack's Crotch if you want, I only asked for my name to be changed back because I didn't really like the name in the first place. Sorry about that.

07-09-2012, 08:28 PM
I was gonna name Proto back myself because I kept seeing "Aerith's" and thinking it was Aerith's Knight posting, and it was confusing me.

Ace Protorney
07-09-2012, 08:38 PM
Let's get those screen names for the tournament!

Trumpet Thief
07-09-2012, 09:04 PM
Can/should we name inactive members, and does seconding a name do anything?

Because I want to mention 'Giga Guess', and of course, I want to second 'Tifa's Boobs'.

Ace Protorney
07-09-2012, 09:08 PM
You can name inactive members if you want, as long they aren't banned. I guess that means Peegee is out of the running then! :shobon:

Trumpet Thief
07-09-2012, 09:19 PM
You can name inactive members if you want, as long they aren't banned. I guess that means Peegee is out of the running then! :shobon:

Thanks for clearing that up :D

Big D
Dignified Pauper
Giga Guess

(Not sure if any of them are banned, but feel free to exclude them if they are :p)

Del Murder
07-10-2012, 04:48 AM
loony bob penetrated me
Rantzien's Granddaughter

07-10-2012, 05:51 AM
There is a reason I leave myself out of the screen name competition every time I run it folks. Can I anti vote for my name? I would much prefer to go in as Extreme Wheelie, honestly.

Ace Protorney
07-10-2012, 10:45 AM
There is a reason I leave myself out of the screen name competition every time I run it folks. Can I anti vote for my name? I would much prefer to go in as Extreme Wheelie, honestly.

No can do, I can't do this unless your name is Extreme Wheelie.

07-10-2012, 12:16 PM
I know :( I would like to add Woodinator to the list though. What a name. The Shoeless Hobo, too, just for Loony BoB's sake. Mikeneko Rocker -- Tim, too, if you please.


ahaha and add this one too: BOB'S ILLEGITIM8 CHILD #2

Ace Protorney
07-11-2012, 01:36 AM
Would like to get more names, I know you guys have some favorites you want to see included! :)

07-11-2012, 07:07 AM
That fencing cactuar dude. The array one. You know who I mean.

Ace Protorney
07-11-2012, 07:50 AM
I want to include >_<

07-11-2012, 11:45 AM

Ace Protorney
07-13-2012, 04:17 AM
I just realized that hosting this now would get in the way with the karaoke contest, so I'll postpone actually starting until that event is over. However, I will still be taking names so please continue to submit screen names you want to be included. Thanks.

07-13-2012, 04:19 AM
Can I request to not be in it? I never make it further than the second round and that depresses me.

Ace Protorney
07-13-2012, 04:24 AM
If you can give me several names you DO want to see in, then I can do this for you. :p

07-13-2012, 04:33 AM
Trumpet Thief
Shattered Dreamer
Tifa's Boobs

07-13-2012, 08:47 AM
Shit yes, I want to do the same thing as NCG!

Flambard D'Quinceteth
My Little Pokey
Rocket Edge

07-13-2012, 09:12 AM
I was actually coming here just now to nominate Quin too.

07-13-2012, 09:14 AM
I would like to opt out of my name being in the tournament as well. But I will nominate:

Shattered Dreamer
Happy Noodle Phil
whatever Quin's name is currently
Tifa's Boobs, obviously
This guy (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/37003.html)
This other guy (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/37004.html)

All of these guys

07-13-2012, 02:19 PM
One of those accounts belongs to me! :o

EDIT: Too bad Psychotic gave me herpes has been renamed. Add FatalChronic and Jentleness to the list

Ace Protorney
07-13-2012, 02:22 PM
This guy (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/37003.html)
This other guy (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/37004.html)

All of these guys
View Profile: loony bob gave me herpes - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/17514.html)
View Profile: loony bob impregnated me - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/17498.html)
View Profile: loony bob jiggled my tits - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/17505.html)
View Profile: loony bob kissed my goat - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/17518.html)
View Profile: loony bob penetrated me - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/17501.html)
View Profile: loony bob shaved my nip. - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/17520.html)
View Profile: loony bob stripped 4 me - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/17508.html)
View Profile: loony bob touched my ass - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/17497.html)

Yeah, I don't think they'll be in. Too many "loony bob _______ me" as it is, so only one will make it to represent the whole gang of those kind of names.

07-13-2012, 10:07 PM
I don't need a name

07-15-2012, 05:28 PM
Agent Proto


Huckleberry Quin
07-20-2012, 04:40 PM
It's really flattering to have a name that people think is awesome even though they can't remember it.

Del Murder
07-21-2012, 07:51 AM
I can remember Harle.

07-21-2012, 07:53 AM
I can remember Harle.


07-24-2012, 06:38 AM
Just to be clear, this entire event lost all relevance after edczxcvbnm successfully and rightfully won. I don't even know why it was still held after that.

Del Murder
07-24-2012, 06:12 PM
Just to be clear, this entire event lost all relevance after Del Murder successfully and rightfully won. I don't even know why it was still held after that.
I fixed that for you. Be sure to thank me three years from now when you actually read this.

Ace Protorney
07-26-2012, 01:33 AM
I am still taking names, so if you have a good one you want to enter, post em!

07-26-2012, 02:00 AM
sekve, agento

Huckleberry Quin
07-26-2012, 02:09 AM
Yeah, I like sekve, agento too, but only when written in the colour scheme of the sig.

07-26-2012, 02:11 AM
Quin doesn't deserve to be in this.

He sucks.

And so does his name.

Ace Protorney
07-26-2012, 02:13 AM
If my screen name hasn't been changed by the time I officially start this tournament, I will put sekve, agento in.

07-26-2012, 02:18 AM
Too late.

07-26-2012, 02:30 AM
It was only because you said something :shobon:

Huckleberry Quin
07-26-2012, 02:38 AM
You sadistic bastards.

Ace Protorney
07-26-2012, 02:47 AM
Well, there goes that idea. :shiny:

07-26-2012, 03:22 AM
If I haven't been nominated yet, I nominate myself.

07-26-2012, 03:27 AM
If I haven't been nominated yet, I nominate myself.


Also Shoeberto

07-26-2012, 04:12 AM
Uncle Big Hands is a creepy name.

07-26-2012, 04:19 AM
Uncle Big Hands is a creepy name.

He had to change his name from Touchy to Big Hands in order to keep running his underground nudist-only daycare business for the development of young minds. "Uncle Touchy's Naked Infant Puzzle Basement" just doesn't sound right.

07-26-2012, 11:17 PM
Quin doesn't deserve to be in this.

He sucks.

And so does his name.


Ace Protorney
08-06-2012, 03:11 AM
Still looking for names, if I don't get any extra names, it looks like I'll be looking for some in the memberlist! Or I may cancel those requests of those who don't want to be listed and include them in.

08-06-2012, 03:53 AM
Or I may cancel those requests of those who don't want to be listed and include them in.

You are an evil man.

08-06-2012, 09:33 AM
If you put me in, I'm not voting. :colbert:

Ace Protorney
08-06-2012, 12:28 PM
Well, I'm going to need... at least 50 more names to reach my goal. Since the karaoke contest seems to be slowing down, I'm going to set a deadline for names to be nominated. It will be on this Friday!

08-06-2012, 08:46 PM
I'll go ahead and Nominate Wolf Kanno. I would have earlier, but for some reason I thought he was nominated already. :p
And I don't recall seeing fire_of_avalon, so I'll throw her in.
And Manny. :p
Edit: And The Captain

08-06-2012, 08:48 PM
I nominate Uncle Big Hands because although I know him not, I giggle when I see his/her name.

08-06-2012, 09:15 PM
I nominate Uncle Big Hands because although I know him not, I giggle when I see his/her name.


Not that we really talked before my name change, BUT STILL! ;_;

08-06-2012, 09:22 PM
I nominate Uncle Big Hands because although I know him not, I giggle when I see his/her name.


Not that we really talked before my name change, BUT STILL! ;_;

Oh. I just clicked on your profile. Yeah, I remember you. Nice name change.

08-06-2012, 09:51 PM
I nominate Clo.

Huckleberry Quin
08-06-2012, 11:19 PM
Holy shit, it's NeoCracker! I always wondered where you went.

08-07-2012, 02:35 AM
I second the nomination for fire_of_avalon since I forgot last time (please don't kill me foaffles http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif)and I also nominate Miss Lady Shelly now that her name is all classy-like.

08-07-2012, 04:38 AM
Include me then, take a little bit of strain off your back.

Del Murder
08-07-2012, 04:08 PM
This preliminary name gathering has lasted longer than most tournaments.

08-07-2012, 04:42 PM
This thread is a stunning example of why some name changes are bad.

Holy shit. I hate what I have become.

Ace Protorney
08-07-2012, 04:42 PM
I know, I didn't think the karaoke contest would take so long. I'll have this tournament ready by next week!

Ace Protorney
08-13-2012, 02:39 AM
Well, I didn't get the number of names I wanted, so I went ahead and gathered some random names from the memberlist! I hope that would be fine, so you may be seeing some screen names from members who haven't posted in a long time! Not that it matters, I'm just trying to reach my quota of names for the tournament, which will start tomorrow!

Commence the hype machine.

08-13-2012, 02:47 AM
You just watch. I'm going to kick major ass this time for no real reason. It's just destined.

Ace Protorney
08-13-2012, 11:15 AM
Before I start, allow me to state the rules of this tournament to refresh your memories, or get you started with how things will go in here.

1. You must send your votes in private in a Mognet Message to me, Agent Proto. This way, no one will be influenced by how others had voted and the results will be more of a surprise when they happen.
2. You may vote for your own screen name, but if you choose not to, please leave a blank or "no vote" in place of your absent vote.
3. Don't leave any spaces between votes. What I mean by this...

I want to see this.

1. vote
2. vote
3. vote
4. vote

Not this.

1. vote
2. vote

3. vote.

4. vote.

Are we good?
4. Each round will take 2 days, so don't lolly around expecting this thread's title to be updated because that may not happen right away when results are up and a new round starts. This tournament happens rather fast so don't miss out on voting when a new round occurs. Best advice I can give you? Watch this thread so you can keep up with results and such. Even with the new Eyeson Idol thing just starting, we can keep this tournament going. I do not want to see a repeat of the last tournament where Jiro held up the tournament due to lack of votes. Vote when a new round starts to keep things going, okay?
5. Copy and paste is your friend. Don't manually type your votes, so speed things and ctrl+c and ctrl+v the votes!
6. Have fun and enjoy yourselves.

With that, let's get ROUND ONE started!

Round One

Normal Division
1. Foob
1. m4tt
2. KentaRawr!
2. black orb
3. G13
3. DK
5. dandy da oak
5. balloon
6. fire_of_avalon
6. Chzn8r
7. rubah
7. Ouch!
8. blackmage_nuke
8. a tree dusguised as a cow

Fire Division
1. Rantz
1. Freya
2. Roogle
2. Citizen Bleys
3. The Shoeless Hobo
3. Madonna
4. Shlup
4. Happy Noodle Boy
5. Peegee
5. Phoenix Rising
6. Tifa's Boobs
6. Shoeberto
7. Trumpet Thief
7. Fuzakeru
8. Jiro
8. Lone Wolf Leonhart

Grass Division
1. Dignified Pauper
1. ShinGundam
2. theundeadhero
2. Rocket Edge
3. Woodinator
3. War Angel
4. Giga Guess
4. TimeKeeper
5. Flying Arrow
5. Batman
6. Big D
6. Earthworm Jim
7. Mercen-X
7. SuperMillionaire
8. Agent Proto
8. Iron Man

Flying Division
1. Flying Mullet
1. FatalChronic
2. The Captain
2. Moon Rabbits
3. Wolf Kanno
3. Penguins Attack!
4. Loony BoB
4. Dragon Ash
5. Shattered Dreamer
5. Criminally Vulgar
6. Flambard D'Quinceteth
6. Miss Murder
7. Ultima Shadow
7. Old Manus
8. Depression Moon
8. SomethingBig

Ghost Division
1. Unbreakable Will
1. Dr. Casey
2. Awrini
2. Iceglow
3. Raistlin
3. Spuuky
4. Cuchulainn
4. Jentleness
5. The Babekeepers
5. Rostum
6. Pike
6. KaiserDragon
7. Clo
7. Shauna
8. Gamblet
8. Miss Lady Shelly

Psychic Division
1. Marshall Banana
1. loony bob penetrated me
2. Bubbaforever
2. >_<
3. I Don't Need A Name
4. Uncle Big Hands
4. KentuckyFriedChocobo
5. Behold The Void
5. qwertysaur
6. My Little Pokey
6. Christmas
7. Vermachtnis
7. Psychotic
8. Hypoallergenic Cactuar
8. Rantzien's Granddaughter

Water Division
1. sharkythesharkdogg
1. Tranquil
2. GhandiOwnsYou
2. Zeldy
3. Spooniest
3. Chemical
4. Levian
4. Kirobaito
5. scrumpleberry
5. Miriel
6. Mikeneko Rocker -- Tim
6. Shaibana
7. Versaille
7. Pete for President
8. Melissaur
8. Krissy

Bug Division
1. ShineTheLion
1. Cid
2. Manny
2. Goldenboko
3. Quina
3. Bowser
4. Yamaneko
4. Jowy
5. Shorty
5. Laddy
6. Baloki
6. Mirage
7. Elpizo
7. Takkun
8. Fujiko
8. Shiny

Voting starts now and will end by Aug. 15.

08-13-2012, 11:23 AM
... I'm actually in the tournament? My name isn't creative or funny at all.

Ace Protorney
08-13-2012, 11:25 AM
It... really doesn't matter. It may or may not go that far, and I do need the names to get 128 screen names. They are hard to get when some of the better names had already won in the past.

08-13-2012, 12:44 PM
A vote for me is a vote for America!

Or whatever your country of residence is.

Ace Protorney
08-13-2012, 01:04 PM
Remember to vote!

Miss Lady Shelly
08-13-2012, 06:21 PM
Is there any limit to how many votes per category?

Ace Protorney
08-13-2012, 06:23 PM
There are 8 pairs of names in each division. Please pick one from each pair when you vote.

Miss Lady Shelly
08-13-2012, 07:44 PM
Voted.. it was kind of hard at first considering i didn't know who half of the people are that were mentioned.

Ace Protorney
08-13-2012, 09:05 PM
Yeah, it's not about the people behind the names. This tournament, it's more about the screen name. Vote which one you feel is best. It's hard because there's so much, but in the later rounds, it may get easier, or harder. Depends on how you see it.

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 01:24 AM
A vote for me is a vote for Clo!

08-14-2012, 03:38 AM
fucking FIRE DIVISION is full of juggernauts. Just going to have to topple all of you bastards first up so I can stand atop your bloody corpses as I claim my victory. Still should've gotten someone to change me to smurfing Extreme Wheelie.

Ace Protorney
08-14-2012, 04:21 AM
You can also see that most of the "joke" names are in the Psychic Division.

08-14-2012, 04:23 AM
Yeah I noticed you put Uncle Big Hands and Hypoallergenic Cactuar in there ;)

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 05:04 AM
I'm gonna win this, then I'm gonna win the CK competition, and then I'm gonna ban all those who stood against me! :mwahaha:

08-14-2012, 05:50 AM
and then I'm gonna ban all those who stood against me! :mwahaha:

What about those behind you? Or parallel to you? Or floating directly above you?

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 06:17 AM
They'll be fine.

08-14-2012, 06:34 AM
They're always fine.

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 06:37 AM
The ones behind me might have a difficult time, every now and then.

08-14-2012, 07:53 AM
Quin for ruler of EyesOn 2012.

Loony BoB
08-14-2012, 10:00 AM
Bug Division was really hard to do.

Also, a tree dusguised as a cow. Oh my God I

Ace Protorney
08-14-2012, 11:29 AM
Halfway thru round one. Allow me to follow this with a breakup of the votes for each Division.

Normal Division: 2 blow-outs
Fire Division: 3 blow-outs
Grass Division: 2 blow-outs, 2 to-close-to-calls
Flying Division: 1 blow-out, 1 to-close-to-call
Ghost Division: 1 blow-out, 1 to-close-to-call
Psychic Division: 4 to-close-to-calls
Water Division: 4 blow-outs, 2 to-close-to-calls
Bug Division: 2 to-close-to-calls

A blow-out is almost all votes go to one of the names in a pair.
A to-close-to-call is a tie or one-vote difference in a pair.

08-14-2012, 07:08 PM
Why am I in the Ghost division? Is it because I only come to this site one month out of the year?

Ace Protorney
08-14-2012, 09:19 PM
If that's true, why is Pike also in the same Division?

08-14-2012, 09:52 PM
Pfft, as if I'm observant.

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 10:37 PM
It's 'cause you're pasty white, like a ghost. :jiro:

Ace Protorney
08-15-2012, 12:09 AM
Let's try to get some more votes in, guys. I only have a good handful, but I would like more please.

Huckleberry Quin
08-15-2012, 12:16 AM
I can vote again if you like? 36732

Ace Protorney
08-15-2012, 01:24 AM
Tournament Brackets (http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/bbd142d9ea205)

If you want to see the brackets. I'll update each round.

Ace Protorney
08-15-2012, 06:57 AM
Round One Results

Normal Division

1. Foob.......................||||\|||| (9)
1. m4tt.......................|||| (4)
2. KentaRawr!.................||||\||||\| (11)
2. black orb..................|| (2)
3. G13........................||||\||| (8)
3. DK.........................||||\ (5)
4. HOOTERS....................||||\||||\|| (12)
4. DMKA.......................| (1)
5. dandy da oak...............||||\||||\||| (13)
5. balloon.................... (0)
6. fire_of_avalon.............||||\|||| (9)
6. Chzn8r.....................||| (3)
7. rubah......................||| (3)
7. Ouch!......................||||\||||\ (10)
8. blackmage_nuke.............|||| (4)
8. a tree dusguised as a cow..||||\|||| (9)

Fire Division

1. Rantz...............||||\||||\ (10)
1. Freya...............||| (3)
2. Roogle..............|| (2)
2. Citizen Bleys.......||||\||||\| (11)
3. The Shoeless Hobo...||||\||||\| (11)
3. Madonna.............|| (2)
4. Shlup...............|| (2)
4. Happy Noodle Boy....||||\||||\| (11)
5. Peegee..............||||\ (5)
5. Phoenix Rising......||||\||| (8)
6. Tifa's Boobs........||||\||||\ (10)
6. Shoeberto...........||| (3)
7. Trumpet Thief.......||||\||||\||| (13)
7. Fuzakeru............ (0)
8. Jiro................||||\||| (8)
8. Lone Wolf Leonhart..||||\ (5)

Grass Division

1. Dignified Pauper..||||\||||\||| (13)
1. ShinGundam........ (0)
2. theundeadhero.....||||\||| (8)
2. Rocket Edge.......||||\ (5)
3. Woodinator........||||\||||\|| (12)
3. War Angel.........| (1)
4. Giga Guess........||||\| (6)*
4. TimeKeeper........||||\| (6)
5. Flying Arrow......||||\|| (7)
5. Batman............||||\| (6)
6. Big D.............|||| (4)
6. Earthworm Jim.....||||\|||| (9)
7. Mercen-X..........|||| (4)
7. SuperMillionaire..||||\|||| (9)
8. Agent Proto.......||||\||||\ (10)
8. Iron Man..........|| (2)

Flying Division

1. Flying Mullet..........||||\||||\||| (13)
1. FatalChronic........... (0)
2. The Captain............|||| (4)
2. Moon Rabbits...........||||\|||| (9)
3. Wolf Kanno.............||| (3)
3. Penguins Attack!.......||||\||||\ (10)
4. Loony BoB..............||||\|| (7)
4. Dragon Ash.............||||\| (6)
5. Shattered Dreamer......||||\|| (7)
5. Criminally Vulgar......||||\ (5)
6. Flambard D'Quinceteth..||||\||||\| (11)
6. Miss Murder............|| (2)
7. Ultima Shadow..........|| (2)
7. Old Manus..............||||\||||\| (11)
8. Depression Moon........|||| (4)
8. SomethingBig...........||||\|||| (9)

Ghost Division

1. Unbreakable Will..||||\|||| (9)
1. Dr. Casey.........|||| (4)
2. Awrini............|||| (4)
2. Iceglow...........||||\|||| (9)
3. Raistlin..........||||\|| (7)
3. Spuuky............||||\| (6)
4. Cuchulainn........||||\||||\ (10)
4. Jentleness........||| (3)
5. The Babekeepers...||||\|||| (9)
5. Rostum............|||| (4)
6. Pike..............||||\|| (7)
6. KaiserDragon......||||\| (6)
7. Clo...............||||\||||\|| (12)
7. Shauna............| (1)
8. Gamblet...........|||| (4)
8. Miss Lady Shelly..||||\|||| (9)

Psychic Division

1. Marshall Banana...........||||\ (5)
1. loony bob penetrated me...||||\||| (8)
2. Bubbaforever..............||||\||| (8)
2. >_<.......................||||\ (5)
3. I Don't Need A Name.......||||\|||| (9)
3. BOB'S ILLEGITM8 CHILD #2..|||| (4)
4. Uncle Big Hands...........||||\|||| (9)
4. KentuckyFriedChocobo......|||| (4)
5. Behold The Void...........||||\|| (7)
5. qwertysaur................||||\| (6)
6. My Little Pokey...........||||\||| (8)
6. Christmas.................||||\ (5)
7. Vermachtnis...............|||| (4)
7. Psychotic.................||||\|||| (9)
8. Hypoallergenic Cactuar....||| (3)
8. Rantzien's Granddaughter..||||\||||\ (10)

Water Division

1. sharkythesharkdogg......||||\||||\||| (13)
1. Tranquil................ (0)
2. GhandiOwnsYou...........||||\||||\|| (12)
2. Zeldy...................| (1)
3. Spooniest...............||||\|||| (9)
3. Chemical................|||| (4)
4. Levian..................||||\| (6)
4. Kirobaito...............||||\|| (7)
5. scrumpleberry...........||||\|||| (9)
5. Miriel..................|||| (4)
6. Mikeneko Rocker -- Tim..||||\|| (7)
6. Shaibana................||||\| (6)
7. Versaille...............|| (2)
7. Pete for President......||||\||||\| (11)
8. Melissaur...............||||\||||\| (11)
8. Krissy..................|| (2)

Bug Division

1. ShineTheLion..||||\|||(8)
1. Cid...........||||\ (5)
2. Manny.........|| (2)
2. Goldenboko....||||\||||\| (11)
3. Quina.........||||\| (6)
3. Bowser........||||\|| (7)
4. Yamaneko......||||\||||\ (10)
4. Jowy..........|| (2)
5. Shorty........||||\||||\ (10)
5. Laddy.........||| (3)
6. Baloki........||||\||| (8)
6. Mirage........||||\ (5)
7. Elpizo........||||\||| (8)
7. Takkun........||||\ (5)
8. Fujiko........||||\| (6)
8. Shiny.........||||\|| (7)

Just need some filler posts in between while I prepare the next round.

Updated Brackets (http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/c5735f4f3b205)

08-15-2012, 07:00 AM
8 votes fucking slaying the competition. Watch out Trumpet Thief, you're next buddy. Don't pull a Trowa on me! :jiro:

Ace Protorney
08-15-2012, 07:24 AM
Okay, that's good. Hopefully you guys can still discuss about the results while also voting into the next round! Two days as usual!

Round Two

Normal Division
1. Foob
1. KentaRawr!
2. G13
3. dandy da oak
3. fire_of_avalon
4. Ouch!
4. a tree dusguised as a cow

Fire Division
1. Rantz
1. Citizen Bleys
2. The Shoeless Hobo
2. Happy Noodle Boy
3. Phoenix Rising
3. Tifa's Boobs
4. Trumpet Thief
4. Jiro

Grass Division
1. Dignified Pauper
1. theundeadhero
2. Woodinator
2. Giga Guess
3. Flying Arrow
3. Earthworm Jim
4. SuperMillionaire
4. Agent Proto

Flying Division
1. Flying Mullet
1. Moon Rabbits
2. Penguins Attack!
2. Loony BoB
3. Shattered Dreamer
3. Flambard D'Quinceteth
4. Old Manus
4. SomethingBig

Ghost Division
1. Unbreakable Will
1. Iceglow
2. Raistlin
2. Cuchulainn
3. The Babekeepers
3. Pike
4. Clo
4. Miss Lady Shelly

Psychic Division
1. loony bob penetrated me
1. Bubbaforever
2. I Don't Need A Name
2. Uncle Big Hands
3. Behold The Void
3. My Little Pokey
4. Psychotic
4. Rantzien's Granddaughter

Water Division
1. sharkythesharkdogg
1. GhandiOwnsYou
2. Spooniest
2. Kirobaito
3. scrumpleberry
3. Mikeneko Rocker -- Tim
4. Pete for President
4. Melissaur

Bug Division
1. ShineTheLion
1. Goldenboko
2. Bowser
2. Yamaneko
3. Shorty
3. Baloki
4. Elpizo
4. Shiny

Voting starts asap and will end by Aug. 17.

08-15-2012, 11:16 PM
Watch out world, I'm on fiyah.

Ace Protorney
08-15-2012, 11:58 PM
I wish you guys would pay more attention to this.

08-16-2012, 12:16 AM

08-16-2012, 01:55 AM
Out in round 1, ouch.

08-16-2012, 03:41 AM
I will vote tomorrow. Until then, vote for me, you fools.

Ace Protorney
08-16-2012, 06:29 AM
Alright. Seven votes so far. We could do better than this!

08-16-2012, 08:07 AM
Tournament Brackets (http://betterbracketmaker.com/#%21/bbd142d9ea205)

If you want to see the brackets. I'll update each round.

I want to see my name advance in here :(

Ace Protorney
08-16-2012, 09:12 PM
This one is updated, Jiro.

Brackets (http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/c5735f4f3b205)

Anyway, still plenty of time left before this round ends, and I still need a couple more votes to decide on names. I'm not going to extend voting periods like Jiro did last time, so do your part and at least vote!

Huckleberry Quin
08-16-2012, 10:15 PM
Have I voted in this round yet, or am I just getting really weird deja vu?

08-17-2012, 12:24 AM
1a 2a 3a 4b

1a 2b 3b 4b

1b 2a 3b 4a

1- 2a 3b 4b

1b 2b 3b 4a

1a 2a 3a 4b

1b 2b 3b 4a

1a 2a 3b 4a

08-17-2012, 12:56 AM
You, uh, have to send them to Proto via Mognet!

Huckleberry Quin
08-17-2012, 01:01 AM
Hey guys, I totally just remembered that you can check your sent messages. Clearly I'm an incompetent fool.

...Perfect CK material! 36748

Ace Protorney
08-17-2012, 05:32 AM
Yeah, I might need a few more votes. Maybe one or two before I close this round's voting.

Ace Protorney
08-17-2012, 06:32 AM
I guess it's time to close this round and reveal the results!

Round Two Results

Normal Division

1. Foob.......................||||\| (6)
1. KentaRawr!.................||||\ (5)
2. G13........................|||| (4)
2. HOOTERS....................||||\|| (7)
3. dandy da oak...............||||\|| (7)
3. fire_of_avalon.............|||| (4)
4. Ouch!......................||| (3)
4. a tree dusguised as a cow..||||\||| (8)

Fire Division

1. Rantz..............||| (3)
1. Citizen Bleys......||||\||| (8)
2. The Shoeless Hobo..||||\||| (8)
2. Happy Noodle Boy...||| (3)
3. Phoenix Rising.....||(2)
3. Tifa's Boobs.......||||\|||| (9)
4. Trumpet Thief......||||\||| (8)
4. Jiro...............||| (3)

Grass Division

1. Dignified Pauper..||||\ (5)
1. theundeadhero.....||||\| (6)
2. Woodinator........||||\||||\| (11)
2. Giga Guess........ (0)
3. Flying Arrow......||||\ (5)
3. Earthworm Jim.....||||\| (6)
4. SuperMillionaire..|| (2)
4. Agent Proto.......||||\||| (8)

Flying Division

1. Flying Mullet..........||||\|||| (9)
1. Moon Rabbits...........| (1)
2. Penguins Attack!.......||||\|||| (9)
2. Loony BoB..............|| (2)
3. Shattered Dreamer......|||| (4)
3. Flambard D'Quinceteth..||||\|| (7)
4. Old Manus..............||||\ (5)
4. SomethingBig...........||||\| (6)

Ghost Division

1. Unbreakable Will..||||\|| (7)
1. Iceglow...........|||| (4)
2. Raistlin..........|| (2)
2. Cuchulainn........||||\|||| (9)
3. The Babekeepers...||||\ (5)
3. Pike..............||||\| (6)
4. Clo...............|||| (4)
4. Miss Lady Shelly..||||\|| (7)

Psychic Division

1. loony bob penetrated me...||||\|| (7)
1. Bubbaforever..............|||| (4)
2. I Don't Need A Name.......||||\| (6)
2. Uncle Big Hands...........||||\ (5)
3. Behold The Void...........||||\|||| (9)
3. My Little Pokey...........|| (2)
4. Psychotic.................||| (3)
4. Rantzien's Granddaughter..||||\||| (8)

Water Division

1. sharkythesharkdogg......||||\||| (8)
1. GhandiOwnsYou...........||| (3)
2. Spooniest...............||||\|| (7)
2. Kirobaito...............|||| (4)
3. scrumpleberry...........||||\|| (7)
3. Mikeneko Rocker -- Tim..|||| (4)
4. Pete for President......||||\|| (7)
4. Melissaur...............|||| (4)

Bug Division

1. ShineTheLion..||||\ (5)
1. Goldenboko....||||\| (6)
2. Bowser........|||| (4)
2. Yamaneko......||||\|| (7)
3. Shorty........||||\ (5)
3. Baloki........||||\| (6)
4. Elpizo........||||\|| (7)
4. Shiny.........|||| (4)

Updated Brackets (http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/c5735f4f3b205)

08-17-2012, 10:29 AM


Ace Protorney
08-17-2012, 11:44 AM
There seems to be a problem with my laptop at this moment that is preventing me to get the. Next round started. Please bear with me while I deal with this. I'm sure no one will care though.

08-17-2012, 11:45 AM
I care bro :( if I can help, Mognet me! (If you can still do that, of course :aimsad:)

Huckleberry Quin
08-17-2012, 11:57 AM
No no! This is good! I'm not like to be active again till Sunday. More delays! :D

08-17-2012, 12:45 PM
Oh, poop guys.

I'm over it.

Ace Protorney
08-17-2012, 01:14 PM
At least you guys care! Not everyone shares the same enthusiasm as you! :D

Anyway, I might start off this round now that I got everything under control for now. With the way voting is going, this might not cause me more trouble than I'm already having.

Round Three

The Divisions are finally close to seeing who will win each one with four names remaining for each one. That means 32 names are at stake! And of the remaining names, three are apparently silly names, like a tree disguised as a cow. I mean, really? Anyway... let's move on!

Normal Division
1. Foob
2. dandy da oak
2. a tree dusguised as a cow

Fire Division
1. Citizen Bleys
1. The Shoeless Hobo
2. Tifa's Boobs
2. Trumpet Thief

Grass Division
1. theundeadhero
1. Woodinator
2. Earthworm Jim
2. Agent Proto

Flying Division
1. Flying Mullet
1. Penguins Attack!
2. Flambard D'Quinceteth
2. SomethingBig

Ghost Division
1. Unbreakable Will
1. Cuchulainn
2. Pike
2. Miss Lady Shelly

Psychic Division
1. loony bob penetrated me
1. I Don't Need A Name
2. Behold The Void
2. Rantzien's Granddaughter

Water Division
1. sharkythesharkdogg
1. Spooniest
2. scrumpleberry
2. Pete for President

Bug Division
1. Goldenboko
1. Yamaneko
2. Baloki
2. Elpizo

Voting starts and will end within two days!

Miss Lady Shelly
08-17-2012, 04:45 PM
I agree some of the names really make me giggle.

Del Murder
08-17-2012, 07:54 PM
How does a dumb name like Foob keep skating by?

Huckleberry Quin
08-17-2012, 08:16 PM
I know, I'm shocked too. I keep voting for Del Murder, but somehow it never gets through. I can only presume match fixing.

08-18-2012, 02:29 AM
At least this time I know I didn't vote for Foob.

Huckleberry Quin
08-18-2012, 04:33 AM
Were you unsure before? :tongue:

08-18-2012, 04:37 AM
Well I can't remember.

08-18-2012, 05:00 AM
You didn't even take MY votes into consideration, did ya Age?

Ace Protorney
08-18-2012, 09:31 PM
You didn't even take MY votes into consideration, did ya Age?

Actually, I did. Next time, just send me a mognet message.

Ace Protorney
08-19-2012, 01:26 PM
Okay guys, I'm going to need votes or this thing is going to be dropped if I don't get more votes today!

08-19-2012, 05:45 PM
They are simply crying over the loss of the clearly best name in the tournametn. :colbert:

08-19-2012, 07:51 PM
I don't want to send you a Mognet Message. To me, that implies a too personal relationship. :cool::kakapo:

Ace Protorney
08-19-2012, 07:54 PM
Trust me, there's nothing personal about our relationship.

Ace Protorney
08-20-2012, 01:55 AM
Okay, I have enough votes to end this extended round.

Round Three Results

Normal Division

1. Foob.......................|| (2)
1. HOOTERS....................||||\| (6)
2. dandy da oak...............||||\ (5)
2. a tree dusguised as a cow..|||| (4)

Fire Division

1. Citizen Bleys......| (1)
1. The Shoeless Hobo..||||\||| (8)
2. Tifa's Boobs.......|| (2)
2. Trumpet Thief......||||\| (6)

Grass Division

1. theundeadhero...||| (3)
1. Woodinator......||||\| (6)
2. Earthworm Jim...||| (3)
2. Agent Proto.....||||\ (5)

Flying Division

1. Flying Mullet..........|||| (4)
1. Penguins Attack!.......||||\ (5)
2. Flambard D'Quinceteth..||||\| (6)
2. SomethingBig...........|| (2)

Ghost Division

1. Unbreakable Will..||| (3)
1. Cuchulainn........||||\ (5)
2. Pike..............||||\ (5)
2. Miss Lady Shelly..|||| (4)

Psychic Division

1. loony bob penetrated me...|||| (4)
1. I Don't Need A Name.......||||\ (5)
2. Behold The Void...........||||\ (5)
2. Rantzien's Granddaughter..||| (3)

Water Division

1. sharkythesharkdogg..||||\ (5)
1. Spooniest...........|||| (4)
2. scrumpleberry.......||| (3)
2. Pete for President..||||\ (5)

Bug Division

1. Goldenboko..||||\| (6)
1. Yamaneko....||| (3)
2. Baloki......||| (3)
2. Elpizo......||||\ (5)

Updated Brackets (http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/c5735f4f3b205)

The next round will start soon! Feel free to discuss or get mad that your favorite name has lost. :D

08-20-2012, 02:50 AM
I'm rooting for Penguins Attack!

Ace Protorney
08-20-2012, 05:50 AM
Time for the Divisional Finals! Or Sweet 16 as this round is usually also known by.

Sweet 16

Normal Division
dandy da oak

Fire Division
The Shoeless Hobo
Trumpet Thief

Grass Division
Agent Proto

Flying Division
Penguins Attack!
Flambard D'Quinceteth

Ghost Division

Psychic Division
I Don't Need A Name
Behold The Void

Water Division
Pete for President

Bug Division

Voting will last about two days! Remember to vote, everyone!

08-20-2012, 06:16 AM
Ye bean votten for urselve, havin you prote?

Ace Protorney
08-23-2012, 12:33 PM
Ok folks. Let's get somee votes in my inbox by the end of the day. I don't have enough at the moment.

08-23-2012, 06:46 PM
I'm making an article to hopefully boost this. HOPEFULLY if people check that thing.

08-23-2012, 08:35 PM
You got my votes, right?

Something along the lines of


I'm pretty sure that's what it was.

Ace Protorney
08-23-2012, 10:55 PM
Yes, I did.

Ace Protorney
08-24-2012, 05:13 AM
Speaking of votes. Voting is over for the sweet 16! Let's see how the divisions turned out in this round.

Normal Division

HOOTERS.......|| (2)
dandy da oak..||||\|| (7)

In the Normal Division, HOOTERS, a member who has not posted in a long time, faces off against a fresh face by the name of dandy da oak. Apparently, it appears that dandy's freshness made him move to the next round.

Fire Division

The Shoeless Hobo..||||\ (5)
Trumpet Thief......|||| (4)

It was a close match in the Fire Division between The Shoeless Hobo and Trumpet Thief. The hobo always seems to be a popular name among, and it won a tight race with Trumpet Thief, who's back from a long absence with a strong return!

Grass Division

Woodinator...||||\|| (7)
Agent Proto..| (1)

It appears that I was no match against the mighty Woodinator.

Flying Division

Penguins Attack!.......||| (3)
Flambard D'Quinceteth..||||\| (6)

In the Flying Division, Quin's recent name seems to be faring well against an attack of penguins to win this division.

Ghost Division

Cuchulainn..||||\|| (7)
Pike........|| (2)

Pike was off to a great start in this tournament, but unfortunately for her, her ride ends at the hands of the drunken Irish. :cuch:

Psychic Division

I Don't Need A Name..||||\|| (7)
Behold The Void......|| (2)

Alas, Behold The Void just couldn't take on the one without a name. I Don't Need A Name advances!

Water Division

sharkythesharkdogg..||||\ (5)
Pete for President..|||| (4)

Another tight race in this round, as sharkythesharkdogg beats out Pete for President for the Divisional Title.

Bug Division

Goldenboko..||||\||| (8)
Elpizo......| (1)

And finally, Goldenboko easily crushes Elpizo in the Bug Division. Woohoo.

Updated Brackets (http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/c5735f4f3b205)

The Elite Eight will start soon! Might need some filler posts before I get the post up!

08-24-2012, 05:23 AM
No, Pete! :( Sad to see Penguins Attack! go down, but at least it was to Quin.

Ace Protorney
08-24-2012, 06:32 AM
Have your favorites won their respective divisions? Well, it's now time for the Eilte Eight!

Eight screen names remain, and only four will advance to the Semi-Finals, and then to the finals. How exciting, if only more votes will come this way as well with the "excitement"

Now, let's take a look at our eight finalists.

Elite Eight

1. dandy da oak
1. The Shoeless Hobo
2. Woodinator
2. Flambard D'Quinceteth
3. Cuchulainn
3. I Don't Need A Name
4. sharkythesharkdogg
4. Goldenboko

Remember to vote! You have two days to do so.

Huckleberry Quin
08-24-2012, 11:00 AM
I'm pretty surprised and happy to have made it into the Elite Eight. I thought I was done for when I went up against Penguins Attack!

Ace Protorney
08-26-2012, 04:24 AM
Time for da resuuuuuuults!!!!!!!

Elite Eight Results

1. dandy da oak...........|| (2)
1. The Shoeless Hobo......||||\| (6)
2. Woodinator.............||||\| (6)
2. Flambard D'Quinceteth..|| (2)
3. Cuchulainn.............|| (2)
3. I Don't Need A Name....||||\| (6)
4. sharkythesharkdogg.....||||\ (5)
4. Goldenboko.............||| (3)

No difficulties for our winning four screen names. Only close one was perhaps the fourth match-up between sharkythesharkdogg and Goldenboko. Otherwise, the rest were 6 to 2. Thus we are left with the Final Four, which consists of the following.

Final Four

The Shoeless Hobo (Fire Division Winner)
Woodinator (Grass Division Winner)


I Don't Need A Name (Psychic Division Winner)
sharkythesharkdogg (Water Division Winner)

Voting can start now and shall last 2 days, or so. We're down to the wire folks!

08-26-2012, 05:11 AM
The Shoeless Hobo cannot win. We'd never hear the end of it from BoB.

08-26-2012, 05:15 AM
Well maybe if you bastards voted for me over I don't Need a Name, we'd have a contender that could stop The Shoeless Hobo. :colbert:

08-26-2012, 05:46 AM
What's in "A Name"? Don't worry. It is not "A Name"s fate to win this comp.:kakapo:

Ace Protorney
08-27-2012, 08:05 PM
Looking for a couple more votes before the end of the day so I can finally reveal the results for the Final Four. :) Keep em coming if you can do so.

08-27-2012, 10:30 PM
Simply count my vote twice.:jess:

Ace Protorney
08-28-2012, 05:49 AM
well, I guess it's time to reveal the results of the votes for the Semi-Finals!


Final Four Results

1. The Shoeless Hobo....|| (2)
1. Woodinator...........||||\ (5)
2. I Don't Need A Name..|||| (4)
2. sharkythesharkdogg...||| (3)

It looks like The Shoeless Hobo has yet to reach to Finals as he's been denied by the more "powerful" name of the Woodinator, 2 to 5! Also, I Don't Need A Name barely gets by sharkythesharkdogg to reach the Finals to face off against Woodinator! So it looks like we have our Screen Name Tournament Finals matched up!

The Grand Finale

I Don't Need A Name

Will it be the one name wonder, or the... rebellious nameless member who doesn't need a name to identify himself with? You decide, EoFFers!

Voting will start and will last for two days!

Ace Protorney
08-30-2012, 12:31 AM
Well, update time! I just have only 5 votes at this very moment, and I would like a little more before I close and reveal the winner!

08-30-2012, 08:45 AM
It is such a hard choice between the man without a name and the man whose name is fucking woodinator

Ace Protorney
08-30-2012, 08:20 PM
Okay, time to release the results of the el grande finale!

The Grand Finale Results

Woodinator...........||||\ (5)
I Don't Need A Name..||| (3)

Wood ya know it? You DO need a name to win and it looks like that name would also be Woodinator as the winner of this Summertime Screen Name Tournament. Winner of the Grass Division, defeating such names like my very own Agent Proto, Flambard D'Quinceteth, The Shoeless Hobo, and finally I Don't Need A Name (who would be the third such name featuring "I" in their usernames, joining I'm my own MILF and I Took The Red Pill) to win!

He would join 24 others in the UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame, making it to a cool 25 members. Congrats dude, wherever you are. Your name is amongst the best!

Huckleberry Quin
08-30-2012, 08:30 PM
No shame in losing to the winner. :D

Ace Protorney
08-31-2012, 02:17 AM
I love how this is getting no attention. :rolleyes: But yeah, I think this will be the last tournament for awhile. 25 names in the UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame is good enough to call it quits for now. :shobon:

08-31-2012, 03:13 AM
I'm still sad Quin didn't win. :(

08-31-2012, 04:58 AM
Good job fucking WOODINATOR. I voted for Andy but I was happy either way. I wonder if adding "inator" to other names would give them a better shot. Maybe The Shoeless Hoboinator would win next time.

08-31-2012, 05:24 AM
Mercen-Xinator. I don't know that works as well.:confused:

08-31-2012, 05:27 AM
I wonder if adding "inator" to other names would give them a better shot. Maybe The Shoeless Hoboinator would win next time.

Dear god. I think you're on to something.

"loony bob touched my assinator"


Arizona Lively
08-31-2012, 05:43 AM

Ace Protorney
08-31-2012, 06:22 AM

Yes, tell me more.

08-31-2012, 06:23 AM
Damnit this is done? I was coming here to vote. :( Sorry proot. I hadn't been checking GC much with trying to keep track of the CK comp.

Huckleberry Quin
08-31-2012, 11:05 AM
Good job fucking WOODINATOR. I voted for Andy but I was happy either way. I wonder if adding "inator" to other names would give them a better shot. Maybe The Shoeless Hoboinator would win next time.

I think my name is long enough already. xD

Loony BoB
08-31-2012, 11:10 AM
A good name to win it in Woodinator. Shame a cow disguised as a tree didn't make it further in the competition, and of course my favourite The Shoeless Hobo lost out again, but overall a good contest this time around. Thanks, pr00t, for your efforts.

I Took the Red Pill
08-31-2012, 11:15 AM
Congrats, Woodinator.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_KNYNzN6A">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_KNYNzN6A</a>

08-31-2012, 05:17 PM
Yes, tell me more.

"My new invention will destroy you, Perry the Platipus. I call it the Woodinatorinator!"

09-01-2012, 03:24 AM
I wanna know how Trumpet Thief beat me out. :P

09-01-2012, 03:59 AM
How does one beat anyone out?

Del Murder
09-01-2012, 07:47 AM
Dammit, IDNAN was my pick to win it all and I forgot to vote.

09-01-2012, 03:49 PM

09-01-2012, 05:19 PM

one works better than others