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If you were never quite sure what the fuck I meant when I talked about bogans, now is your chance to consult your handy dandy dictionary (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/bogans/story-e6frg6n6-1226400727255). Bogan is now an official word (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-06-19/bogan-makes-it-into-oxford-dictionary/4078778) which is probably a major step forward for them but oh fucking hell it's a giant leap backwards in the way Australians are going to be perceived. But that's okay :bou::bou::bou::bou:, cause I got my holden ute and I'm ready to do some doughies on the way to woolies to pick up a six pack of xxxx gold to have at wazza's place :bou::bou::bou::bou: shits gonna be sweet we can bash some lebbo :bou::bou::bou::bou:s too
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Bogan Ass J <3
why isn't that still your custom title :colbert: BOGAN
xxxx gold as well you know xD oh dear, what a dire beer.
Drinking XXXX Gold is like drinking filthy drain water; it's a step up from the literal piss water that is VB and company, but it's hardly what you would celebrate. Or so they say. I don't drink these beers purely because they taste like fucking crap. Although I drank XXXX Gold with a buddy once thinking it was a mid strength beer and when I got up after like four in an hour and a half, I almost fell flat on my fucking face.
Sephex
07-11-2012, 06:00 PM
I don't understand this world anymore. :cry:
At least you're not drinking Fosters :up:
four X tastes like metal over here. when I was like 16-17 we used to get caned on it because it cost £5 for 8 cans and god damn you can taste why, literally just tastes like the can they put it in. never again with your filthy bogan beers.
Pheesh
07-11-2012, 06:08 PM
Do the rest of the Queenslanders know you're talking this way about XXXX Gold? They'll drag you through the streets for treason.
I keep my distaste for the state beverage a secret. Kids these days just drink goon anyway.
Rantz
07-11-2012, 07:10 PM
He's got a massive dunny no worries swagger. Built like a mullet with he's got a massive gobsmacked. As cross as a cockie my you little ripper kelpie. As cunning as a fossicker bloody he hasn't got a larrikin. As dry as a bathers no worries she'll be right fair dinkum. As cunning as a rort to we're going rage on. You little ripper no dramas no dramas we're going roo. Trent from punchy middy my stands out like a bush bash.
Freya
07-11-2012, 07:57 PM
I can't understand anything said in this thread o.o
Del Murder
07-11-2012, 07:58 PM
You owe me two minutes of my life back.
Agent Proto
07-11-2012, 08:33 PM
If you were never quite sure what the fuck I meant when I talked about bogans, now is your chance to consult your handy dandy dictionary (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/bogans/story-e6frg6n6-1226400727255). Bogan is now an official word (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-06-19/bogan-makes-it-into-oxford-dictionary/4078778) which is probably a major step forward for them but oh fucking hell it's a giant leap backwards in the way Australians are going to be perceived. But that's okay :bou::bou::bou::bou:, cause I got my holden ute and I'm ready to do some doughies on the way to woolies to pick up a six pack of xxxx gold to have at wazza's place :bou::bou::bou::bou: shits gonna be sweet we can bash some lebbo :bou::bou::bou::bou:s too
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Dafuq did I just read? :3
Parker
07-11-2012, 08:45 PM
UGH. *rolls eyes*
translation please.,.,
NorthernChaosGod
07-11-2012, 09:35 PM
NONE OF US KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DAK. YOU FILTHY ABO.
Shorty
07-11-2012, 10:38 PM
So they're Aussie heavy metal hicks.
Tigmafuzz
07-11-2012, 11:48 PM
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Pheesh
07-12-2012, 03:09 AM
Oi, Dazza, whole :bou::bou::bou::bou:in' thread is turning on us aye. I say we soup up the old tray backs and tie some bush yarn to the t-gate, tie the other endta these mother land dissin feral ass :bou::bou::bou::bou:-rags, stick er inna 5th and blast some acca dacca. I reckon yank and pom screams'll go well with a bit o the angus! Too right, have another coldie mate.
Too right mate, gonna have a bonza time with these :bou::bou::bou::bou:s bouncing about like a wallaby in heat. Make sure you're fanging it though, don't be a soft cock. Gotta love me some acca dacca, what a bunch of true blue blokes. Angus always had sheilas, reckon he invited a few back to his for a couple lamb chops and some snags on the barbie. Woulda hit 'em for six. Oi :bou::bou::bou::bou: when you get your western ass here you better bring a cozzy. Chicks'll be crazy for ya like they're standing at silly mid on. Billabong's been a real corker. Fucking cheers to the old ranga pm.
I can understand more of what's being said than I am entirely comfortable with. :|
The Man
07-13-2012, 12:11 AM
I can understand more of what's being said than I am entirely comfortable with. :|
You and me both bro. :(
Madame Adequate
07-13-2012, 12:28 AM
I can understand more of what's being said than I am entirely comfortable with. :|
Yeah I had that same reaction man, I can follow their fucking conversation and it's not a good feeling.
Also agree with you on four X, fucking right piss but that's what you've got to deal with when you're underage :shobon:
Pheesh
07-13-2012, 11:33 AM
No, cause the ads were really entertaining and make you think it'd be an okay drink. But it is actually evil...
And yes I am drunk, but at least I haven't beeen drinking fou r x ghold.
blackmage_nuke
07-13-2012, 12:41 PM
Im sure this makes me a treasonist but I hate the word brekkie and I especially hate it when maccas sticks it in the names of something i want to order. (Im not a fan of the word maccas either)
Geez, nukie you drongo, maccas brekkie menu is grouse cobber. You better make like Harold Holt before I toss me sanga at you. Bugger it, now I'm spewin'. As cross as a frog in a sock!
blackmage_nuke
07-13-2012, 02:17 PM
Harold Holt
For a moment I thought you were talking about that guy from Neighbours
The only aussie soapy character I know is Alf and you don't fuck with Alf.
qwertysaur
07-13-2012, 08:31 PM
Oy vey, all this Australian is going to drive someone meshugenah with all of the chutzpah. I don't want to shlep a translator in just to read every other post. I don't mean to kvetch, but not everyone is a maven of Australian slang, and we are all mishpocheh here so lets nosh on some bagels and call it a day.
Iceglow
07-13-2012, 11:55 PM
This thread....
This thread is the greatest thing ever.
Not only could I understand every post, I could more than likely respond to Jiro in full on Aussie. I'd even pronounce the R's that aren't there in Pa(r)sta and Gra(r)ss
Much love fella's lol
aww look at steve humouring the unclean ones, isn't he such a sweet and lovely man :kiss:
Iceglow
07-14-2012, 02:12 AM
lmao
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