Bogan Ass J

[Jiro]

If you were never quite sure what the fuck I meant when I talked about bogans, now is your chance to consult your handy dandy dictionary (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/bogans/story-e6frg6n6-1226400727255). Bogan is now an official word (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-06-19/bogan-makes-it-into-oxford-dictionary/4078778) which is probably a major step forward for them but oh fucking hell it's a giant leap backwards in the way Australians are going to be perceived. But that's okay :bou::bou::bou::bou:, cause I got my holden ute and I'm ready to do some doughies on the way to woolies to pick up a six pack of xxxx gold to have at wazza's place :bou::bou::bou::bou: shits gonna be sweet we can bash some lebbo :bou::bou::bou::bou:s too


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[Jinx]

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[DK]

Bogan Ass J <3

why isn't that still your custom title :colbert: BOGAN

xxxx gold as well you know xD oh dear, what a dire beer.

[Jiro]

Drinking XXXX Gold is like drinking filthy drain water; it's a step up from the literal piss water that is VB and company, but it's hardly what you would celebrate. Or so they say. I don't drink these beers purely because they taste like fucking crap. Although I drank XXXX Gold with a buddy once thinking it was a mid strength beer and when I got up after like four in an hour and a half, I almost fell flat on my fucking face.

[Sephex]

I don't understand this world anymore. :cry:

[Jiro]

At least you're not drinking Fosters :up:

[DK]

four X tastes like metal over here. when I was like 16-17 we used to get caned on it because it cost £5 for 8 cans and god damn you can taste why, literally just tastes like the can they put it in. never again with your filthy bogan beers.

[Pheesh]

Do the rest of the Queenslanders know you're talking this way about XXXX Gold? They'll drag you through the streets for treason.

[Jiro]

I keep my distaste for the state beverage a secret. Kids these days just drink goon anyway.

[Rantz]

He's got a massive dunny no worries swagger. Built like a mullet with he's got a massive gobsmacked. As cross as a cockie my you little ripper kelpie. As cunning as a fossicker bloody he hasn't got a larrikin. As dry as a bathers no worries she'll be right fair dinkum. As cunning as a rort to we're going rage on. You little ripper no dramas no dramas we're going roo. Trent from punchy middy my stands out like a bush bash.

[Freya]

I can't understand anything said in this thread o.o

[Del Murder]

You owe me two minutes of my life back.

[Agent Proto]

If you were never quite sure what the fuck I meant when I talked about bogans, now is your chance to consult your handy dandy dictionary (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/bogans/story-e6frg6n6-1226400727255). Bogan is now an official word (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-06-19/bogan-makes-it-into-oxford-dictionary/4078778) which is probably a major step forward for them but oh fucking hell it's a giant leap backwards in the way Australians are going to be perceived. But that's okay :bou::bou::bou::bou:, cause I got my holden ute and I'm ready to do some doughies on the way to woolies to pick up a six pack of xxxx gold to have at wazza's place :bou::bou::bou::bou: shits gonna be sweet we can bash some lebbo :bou::bou::bou::bou:s too


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Dafuq did I just read? :3

[Parker]

UGH. *rolls eyes*

translation please.,.,

[NorthernChaosGod]

NONE OF US KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DAK. YOU FILTHY ABO.

[Shorty]

So they're Aussie heavy metal hicks.

[Tigmafuzz]

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[Pheesh]

Oi, Dazza, whole :bou::bou::bou::bou:in' thread is turning on us aye. I say we soup up the old tray backs and tie some bush yarn to the t-gate, tie the other endta these mother land dissin feral ass :bou::bou::bou::bou:-rags, stick er inna 5th and blast some acca dacca. I reckon yank and pom screams'll go well with a bit o the angus! Too right, have another coldie mate.

[Jiro]

Too right mate, gonna have a bonza time with these :bou::bou::bou::bou:s bouncing about like a wallaby in heat. Make sure you're fanging it though, don't be a soft cock. Gotta love me some acca dacca, what a bunch of true blue blokes. Angus always had sheilas, reckon he invited a few back to his for a couple lamb chops and some snags on the barbie. Woulda hit 'em for six. Oi :bou::bou::bou::bou: when you get your western ass here you better bring a cozzy. Chicks'll be crazy for ya like they're standing at silly mid on. Billabong's been a real corker. Fucking cheers to the old ranga pm.

[DK]

I can understand more of what's being said than I am entirely comfortable with. :|

[The Man]

I can understand more of what's being said than I am entirely comfortable with. :|

You and me both bro. :(

[Madame Adequate]

I can understand more of what's being said than I am entirely comfortable with. :|

Yeah I had that same reaction man, I can follow their fucking conversation and it's not a good feeling.

Also agree with you on four X, fucking right piss but that's what you've got to deal with when you're underage :shobon:

[Pike]

four X

...vidya?

[Pheesh]

No, cause the ads were really entertaining and make you think it'd be an okay drink. But it is actually evil...

And yes I am drunk, but at least I haven't beeen drinking fou r x ghold.

[blackmage_nuke]

Im sure this makes me a treasonist but I hate the word brekkie and I especially hate it when maccas sticks it in the names of something i want to order. (Im not a fan of the word maccas either)

[Jiro]

Geez, nukie you drongo, maccas brekkie menu is grouse cobber. You better make like Harold Holt before I toss me sanga at you. Bugger it, now I'm spewin'. As cross as a frog in a sock!

[blackmage_nuke]

Harold Holt

For a moment I thought you were talking about that guy from Neighbours

[Jiro]

The only aussie soapy character I know is Alf and you don't fuck with Alf.

[qwertysaur]

Oy vey, all this Australian is going to drive someone meshugenah with all of the chutzpah. I don't want to shlep a translator in just to read every other post. I don't mean to kvetch, but not everyone is a maven of Australian slang, and we are all mishpocheh here so lets nosh on some bagels and call it a day.

[Iceglow]

This thread....

This thread is the greatest thing ever.

Not only could I understand every post, I could more than likely respond to Jiro in full on Aussie. I'd even pronounce the R's that aren't there in Pa(r)sta and Gra(r)ss

Much love fella's lol

[DK]

aww look at steve humouring the unclean ones, isn't he such a sweet and lovely man :kiss:

[Iceglow]

lmao