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Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
07-19-2012, 11:28 AM
Everyone's a hero in their own way. In their own, no so heroic way...

Wait. That isn't where I was going with this.

What is it about you that makes you awesome. We are all awesome here in our own awesome ways. I want to know what it is about yourself that you just think is the tits! I don't care what anyone else thinks.
Just you.

Why are you awesome?

oddler
07-19-2012, 11:36 AM
I'm such an optimist photographer, I never worry about the negatives. :choc2:

Jinx
07-19-2012, 01:27 PM
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Sephex
07-19-2012, 02:54 PM
I've been told I am good at making people laugh, so I am going to go with that!

Hollycat
07-19-2012, 03:09 PM
I have really dense bones.
I've been teaching classes since I was 12
I sat through old yeller without even starting to cry
I can close both of my nostrils without touching them
I can wiggle my ears
I can watch a movie one time and record all the audio in my head, so I am able to listen to movies as often as I want.

Bubba
07-19-2012, 03:22 PM
Hmmm....

- I can drink a pint of beer in 7.4 seconds
- I can talk bollocks for hours after continuously demonstrating the above ability
- I can play Bohemian Rhapsody in its entirety using only a ukulele
- I am only five seconds off the world record for the 100 metres
- I would never give you up, let you down, run around or desert you

Jessweeee♪
07-19-2012, 03:44 PM
I make a mean Heath cake.

Fynn
07-19-2012, 03:50 PM
Hmm...
-I'm bilingual (Polish/English) and learn new languages nearly effortlessly
-I can do a lot of things with my voice - I learned throat singing just by listening to the theoretical description
-I sing in a choir and am very proud of the fact that I am a tenor - there's not that many of those, you see...
-I have wonderful friends, the best of whom is my girlfriend - our relationship is the most awesome thing in the world :)
-I can do circular breathing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_breathing)! (though I still can't do it on my flute...)
-I can jog for 30 minutes non-stop! :D
-My main sense is not sight, but hearing. Whenever I study, I have to listen or speak - it's even better if I can move then. If I can do all this - I have an excellent memory. If I don't do this, however, then I am screwed.
-I'm studying to be a teacher - I don't care that I won't have a lot of money because of that, I just think it's awesome that I can spread my knowledge on something to others.

Shorty
07-19-2012, 04:26 PM
I can roll my tongue in two different ways.

That's about the extent of my abilities.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-19-2012, 04:37 PM
I can watch the shit out of some Star Gate.

Faris
07-19-2012, 04:55 PM
Not a clue why. I am often told that I am awesome and I roll with it, but I mentally question it every time.

Psychotic
07-19-2012, 06:15 PM
Awesome is too 00's for me. I'm epic because I'm all about the 10's.

Sephex
07-19-2012, 07:32 PM
Awesome is too 00's for me. I'm epic because I'm all about the 10's.

LOSER.

Get all the ball, fail King. Everyone got sick of "epic" before 2010! Feel bad about yourself because I am typing mean words at your through the internet! Good! Now slap yourself!

NOW DO IT HARDER JUST FOR ME.

This post is slightly inspired by "50 Shades of Putting Down People on the Internet."

Psychotic
07-19-2012, 07:37 PM
you say "everyone" but I imagine if one were to search ye olde facebooke for status updates with the word epic in made today...

Jinx
07-19-2012, 07:39 PM
Legit is the word you're looking for, Paul.

Sephex
07-19-2012, 07:39 PM
you say "everyone" but I imagine if one were to search ye olde facebooke for status updates with the word epic in made today...

Oh. Well, carry on then...

escobert
07-19-2012, 08:35 PM
I'm lazy
I'm uneducated
I have no ambition
I'm clumsy
I get nervous very easily
Yup, I'm pretty awesome.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
07-19-2012, 08:38 PM
You all are pretty awesome.

I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I can also unwrap a Starburst in my mouth and tie a cherry stem.

Melissaur
07-19-2012, 09:29 PM
I'm lazy
I'm uneducated
I have no ambition
I'm clumsy
I get nervous very easily
Yup, I'm pretty awesome.

The most awesome person in this entire thread.

Jowy
07-19-2012, 09:43 PM
No matter how many times something can knock me down, I will never hesitate to get back up.

Trumpet Thief
07-19-2012, 11:14 PM
Every time I reach my front doorstep I do a 3 second dance :)

Hollycat
07-19-2012, 11:21 PM
I'm lazy
I'm uneducated
I have no ambition
I'm clumsy
I get nervous very easily
Yup, I'm pretty awesome.

But are you circumcised?

escobert
07-20-2012, 12:36 AM
I'm lazy
I'm uneducated
I have no ambition
I'm clumsy
I get nervous very easily
Yup, I'm pretty awesome.

But are you circumcised?

Yes.

Hollycat
07-20-2012, 12:41 AM
I'm lazy
I'm uneducated
I have no ambition
I'm clumsy
I get nervous very easily
Yup, I'm pretty awesome.

But are you circumcised?

Yes.

Sorry, but that changes your score from 100 to 16.

escobert
07-20-2012, 12:47 AM
Why would I not want to be? so it can get infected when I'm 80 and they have to cut it off then? No thanks.

Sephex
07-20-2012, 12:49 AM
Oh god, thread derailed over stupid debate incoming.

escobert
07-20-2012, 12:52 AM
Oh god, thread derailed over stupid debate incoming.

Probably not because what you have seen is the most debating I'm willing to do.

Hollycat
07-20-2012, 12:53 AM
Oh god, thread derailed over stupid debate incoming.

Probably not because what you have seen is the most debating I'm willing to do.

lol @ severed weewee

fire_of_avalon
07-20-2012, 02:36 AM
I mean, do i really need to post?

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
07-20-2012, 05:51 AM
I mean, do i really need to post?

Not ever.

Miss Lady Shelly
07-20-2012, 06:47 AM
I'm awesome just because im here.

Tigmafuzz
07-20-2012, 07:17 AM
I'm awesome just because im here.

http://i.imgur.com/uiLIi.gif

Pike
07-20-2012, 10:37 AM
I once spent three hours rigging up SMAC and SMAX to run on Linux

Shattered Dreamer
07-20-2012, 10:56 AM
I'm Irish so being awesome is in my DNA :lol:

Tigmafuzz
07-20-2012, 01:25 PM
I'm Irish so being awesome is in my DNA :lol:

The Irish in me agrees with this statement.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-20-2012, 02:23 PM
The Irish in me calls bullshit.

Quindiana Jones
07-20-2012, 02:53 PM
I don't need a reason.

Shattered Dreamer
07-20-2012, 03:43 PM
The Irish in me calls bulltit.

Clearly you're not Irish enough sir :lol:

sharkythesharkdogg
07-20-2012, 05:54 PM
The Irish in me calls bulltit.

Clearly you're not Irish enough sir :lol:

The Jewish in me says "Ba-zing!"

Jiro
07-21-2012, 01:20 AM
Oh I can do some pretty awesome things.

qwertysaur
07-21-2012, 07:14 AM
I have a second degree black belt

Hollycat
07-21-2012, 06:57 PM
I have a second degree black belt

I have a second degree burn on my finger from a pizza oven.

Sylvie
07-21-2012, 07:06 PM
I don't need to say why I'm awesome. It has been demonstrated.

Hollycat
07-21-2012, 07:08 PM
Is it because you have a penis?

Sylvie
07-21-2012, 07:40 PM
It's one of the reasons.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-21-2012, 11:55 PM
Is it because you can tuck it really well?

Sylvie
07-22-2012, 01:02 AM
I don't tuck. Ever.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-22-2012, 02:35 AM
Well. :colbert:

Tigmafuzz
07-22-2012, 03:12 AM
Like it makes a difference http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d111/monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey_monkey/pinkzombert.png

Sylvie
07-22-2012, 04:37 PM
Yes, it does. I happen to be very proud of my cock. Why tuck it? I'm not trying to fool anyo-- well, maybe sometimes.

Pike
07-22-2012, 04:54 PM
I swear if HC derails one more thread into penis discussion

jenovajunkie
07-22-2012, 05:57 PM
I'm awesome because I'm me. Because I don't lie. I never cheat on anything. I always want to help. If I don't know enough to aid, I'll go learn.

I love

I'll defend the mistreated, the abused, the hurt. I work hard. And I'll never, never quit.

Hollycat
07-22-2012, 08:25 PM
I swear if HC derails one more thread into penis discussion
(because I've totally derailed tons of threads with discussions of peni. )

I just want to find out if she's bigger than me.





Last comment I swear

Pike
07-22-2012, 08:33 PM
I swear if HC derails one more thread into penis discussion
(because I've totally derailed tons of threads with discussions of peni. )

I just want to find out if she's bigger than me.

You have, and let's not and say we did.

Sylvie
07-22-2012, 08:35 PM
I just want to find out if she's bigger than me.
Probably. But even if not, it's still better.

jenovajunkie
07-23-2012, 04:07 AM
Bigger doesn't mean better. Titanic was large. That shit failed. Hard.

Sylvie
07-23-2012, 04:09 AM
It's a good thing that a cervix doesn't have the same destructive force as a monolithic mass of ice.

Shattered Dreamer
07-23-2012, 09:22 AM
Girth is what's important! Girth! There's a word that really couldn't be describing anything but a penis. Girth! Say it one time out loud. Girth! G-IR-TH

Pike
07-23-2012, 10:27 AM
I swear to god I'm gonna have to start a thread called "The Penis Thread" and redirect everything there, like we had to do with "The Drunk Thread".

Also get back on topic :p

Shattered Dreamer
07-23-2012, 10:36 AM
I swear to god I'm gonna have to start a thread called "The Penis Thread" and redirect everything there, like we had to do with "The Drunk Thread".

Also get back on topic :p

If you do if should be called "The Penis Envy Thread" because anyone who redirects conversations towards penises (what is the plural of penis?) is obviously envious of somebody elses "member".

Rantz
07-23-2012, 11:30 AM
Awesome is too 00's for me. I'm epic because I'm all about the 10's.

I think it's "fresh" these days. Old Manus told me

I'm fresh because, um, I showered today? :confused:

sharkythesharkdogg
07-23-2012, 12:26 PM
Can I use bodacious again yet?

Shattered Dreamer
07-23-2012, 01:40 PM
Can I use bodacious again yet?

If it is being used to describe an ample chested young lady then there is nothing stopping you ;)

Quindiana Jones
07-23-2012, 01:56 PM
I support The Breasts Thread more than I support any penis threads, so at least this is a step in the right erection.

Uh, direction. :shifty:

sharkythesharkdogg
07-23-2012, 03:04 PM
I thought they were lucious? As in melons? I thought the ass was bodacious? :confused:

I'm not good at objectifying women. I need more practice.

Melissaur
07-23-2012, 03:11 PM
Bodacious is for booties.

I'm pretty awesome because I can do the Carlton like a baws

crashNUMBERS
07-23-2012, 04:16 PM
Im the Flying Pig. Im a Fucking Hero. thats why

Hollycat
07-23-2012, 04:43 PM
I like smaller boobs.

I'm awesome because I eat raisin bran.

Quindiana Jones
07-23-2012, 04:47 PM
I'm pretty awesome because I can do the Carlton like a baws

Vid-e-o! Vid-e-o! :D