The Food Genie

[Pike]

The Food Genie is here to make all of your food-related wishes come true.

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The first thing I ask for is for things like bagels and fresh berries to last more than five seconds without going bad.

The second thing I ask for is an unlimited supply of Strawberry Pretzel Cake.

Third, I wish for more Strawberry Pretzel Cake

How about you guys?

[Madame Adequate]

I would wish that I could conjure any food I want, in any quantity, at any time.

Then for telekinetic control over all food.

Then for the ability to safely eat absolutely anything.

:smug: Your move genie, I've just loopholed my way into godlike powers.

[Sylvie]

I want sushi.

[fire_of_avalon]

Supper on demand.

An instantly stocked pantry when i think of something I want to make.

That spoil thing Pike said.

[Jinx]

I want sushi.

This.
Unlimited amounts of this and every curry ever.

I want Jiro's meat pies.

[Sephex]

I want Aurelio's Pizza on demand. That's what I want. No one can stop me.

[Tigmafuzz]

I would wish for Piccolo to come back to life and then wish him to Namek, and I would use the last wish for a magic plate that makes any food I am currently craving appear on it. Nice and practical.

[Jiro]

Honesty I just wish cooking didn't take so long.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah, MILF's pretty much covered all the bases.

[Bubba]

I would wish that I could conjure any food I want, in any quantity, at any time.

Food is one of the five principal exceptions to Gamp's Law of elemental transfiguration.

[Slothy]

I wouldn't ask for anything too outlandish. In fact, I only need one wish: Replicators.

Actually, make it two wishes. Wouldn't want to forget the fusion reactors to power them.

Third wish for shits and giggles: None of the replicators are programmed with the appropriate pattern for canola or other vegetable oils. Better off without them.

[Shorty]

Just... everything zero calories. All of it.

[Quindiana Jones]

That's an uncomfortable way to die.

[Shorty]

I still have two more wishes. I can change it back whenever I want.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why would you want zero calorie food in the first place?

[Bunny]

Wish 1: The ability to create any type of food within 5 seconds of wanting to do so.
Wish 2: Complete control over the entire food industry. ie I am the sole manufacturer of food.
Wish 3: Food replaces money as the worldwide currency.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Hot wings, Tacos, and Pizza

[Værn]

I wish I had an orange for a head.

[Jowy]

to never have to say "damn, i'm out of nutella" again.

[Hollycat]

I wish for a machine that could make any food I wanted from nothing, but with 0 calories, fat, or carbs

same thing with drinks.

[Sylvie]

I would personally attend each meal you consumed just so I could watch you die eventually.

[Hollycat]

I would personally attend each meal you consumed just so I could watch you die eventually.

Nutrient pills.

[Sylvie]

Sorry, there are not many pills, if any, that provide enough calories for you to not die.

[Hollycat]

I can eat other things too, it's just that I can eat unlimited potato casserole and stromboli from the machine.

[Sylvie]

I can control things like that.

[Hollycat]

I can control things like that.
You can make me infinite stromboli without literally turning me into stromboli?

[Sylvie]

No, I can make sure that you only eat what you get out of the machine.

[Jiro]

How about the machine automatically dispenses food that not only tastes just how you like, but matches your exact dietary requirements without so much as an ounce of thought on your part.

[Shorty]

Also, I'd like that gum from Charlie and the Chocolate factory that tastes like you're eating a three-course meal.

[NorthernChaosGod]

How about the machine automatically dispenses food that not only tastes just how you like, but matches your exact dietary requirements without so much as an ounce of thought on your part.

Best answer in the thread.

[Shlup]

If my diet were limited to sushi, fruit, and ice cream for the rest of my life... I really think I would be just fine.

[Jinx]

If my diet were limited to sushi, fruit, and ice cream for the rest of my life... I really think I would be just fine.

Sushi, curry, and Italian sausages and peppers for me.

[Tigmafuzz]

Ice cream, pizza, vodka.