apples and carrots in the vending machine

[Jowy]

what's the most asinine thing you've come across lately?

[Jinx]

what's the most asinine thing you've come across lately?

What was that show where they replaced fruits and veg in the vending machine and everything went bad? My brain's telling me Tim and Eric, but my heart's saying no.

[Pike]

Kmart's business practices

[Sylvie]

this girl that works at the gas station down the street has a PT Cruiser with a pink domo-kun sticker on the back of it. it makes me angry.

[Shorty]

What was that show where they replaced fruits and veg in the vending machine and everything went bad? My brain's telling me Tim and Eric, but my heart's saying no.

The Office, in the Weight Loss episode. Dwight replaces all of the candy and tit with fruit and vegetables and it gets flies and gross and stuff. It's the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread xD

The most asinine thing I've seen today is this sign on someone's lawn in my neighborhood:

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It makes me want to take my dog over there to evacuate his bowels just because.

[Jinx]

omg, thank you Sarah. That was driving me insane. Ily <3

[Shorty]

ily <3

eric is this what your vending machine looked like

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/dwight.jpg

[Jowy]

no i'll snap a picture tomorrow.

there used to be muffins in there. now there's not.

[Shlup]

Our vending machine has Lunchables. Guess what I eat for lunch all the damn time?

Lunchables. What did you expect?

[ReloadPsi]

It would have to be some recently changed governmental policies that effectively made me homeless around the time I graduated. It's a good thing my mother has a two-bedroomed house or I'd be royally boned right now.

[Shorty]

Someone asked me today if the DIRTY DISHES sign on the dishwasher meant that the dishes inside said dishwasher were dirty.

That was the most asinine thing that happened to me today.

[Sylvie]

Our vending machine has Lunchables. Guess what I eat for lunch all the damn time?

Lunchables. What did you expect?
That's probably one of the least cost-effective or health-effective culinary decisions you could possibly make.

[Sephex]

The threads are bad on rods that were cut too short from a vendor.

Better make you check all 241 of them just to be sure.

[Sylvie]

Some girl with pink hair yelled from a car "Suck my hole", and I wish I could've stopped her and said "sure".

[Araciel]

A sign that said dry paint.

But then I realized how awesome it was.

[Tigmafuzz]

CAUTION - THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES

(also the bridge is out ahead)

[DMKA]

They sell individually wrapped apples and oranges at our movie theater for like $5 each.

And people actually buy them.

[Citizen Bleys]

http://www.bleysmaynard.net/caf2.jpg

Yes, those are peanut machines.

[Sylvie]

please don't cram these products down your urethra

[balloon]

my neighbors were blasting this like mariachi tit and from the words they were chanting i guess the occasion was a birthday party, and i was like imagining this scenario where i would configure the instruments of my deck as necessary to allow me, once i'd jacked in, to spill a frequency through their speakers that would demand forced immediate evacuation of their assholes through their cocks, and then change it to play like ace of base or something. then i would jack out, grab a cigarette, walk out there, light up, and lean against the fence, soothed as i pull calm drags from my cigarette and observe the party writhing on the pavement in eviscerated, pain-soaked delirium to I Saw the Sign



please don't cram these products down your urethra

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[Citizen Bleys]

please don't cram these products down your urethra

Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.

[Sylvie]

please don't cram these products down your urethra

Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.

baseball players, football players, basketball players, frisbee players, dads & sons are also catchy

[Mirage]

what's the most asinine thing you've come across lately?

>healthy food instead of the shit that makes you all americans obese
>asinine
pick one

[Sephex]

The other day I was sitting in the back porch of my parent's house. There was this party going out out of my sight, but I could hear this one loud guy.

"Free bird."
"Free bird."
"Free bird."
"Free bird."
"Free bird."
"FREE BIRD."
"FREE BIRD."
"FREE BIRD."

He was drunk and requesting a turn on a karaoke machine. He then proceeded to sing maybe four lines from the song and then kept repeating into the mic, "This is the best rock and roll song ever."

It was annoying.

[Sylvie]

That sounds hilarious.

[balloon]

please don't cram these products down your urethra

Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.

baseball players, football players, basketball players, frisbee players, dads & sons are also catchy
aw f*** nice catch dude

[Sylvie]

please don't cram these products down your urethra

Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.

baseball players, football players, basketball players, frisbee players, dads & sons are also catchy
aw f*** nice catch dude
"Great catch, son."
"You're really getting better at focusing the throw on the snap of your wrist."
"Let's go out to the store today and get you a nice mitt."

All things that your father never said to you.

[balloon]

please don't cram these products down your urethra

Don't worry, I don't even listen to her. I mean, that one song might be slightly catchy, but so is freakin' nyan cat.

baseball players, football players, basketball players, frisbee players, dads & sons are also catchy
aw f*** nice catch dude
"Great catch, son."
"You're really getting better at focusing the throw on the snap of your wrist."
"Let's go out to the store today and get you a nice mitt."

All things that your father never said to you.

Nah, he said "great catch, son."

[Sylvie]

shut the hell up

no he didn't

[balloon]

f*** you sylvie yes he did

we weren't playin' ball tho

[Sylvie]

f*** you sylvie yes he did

we weren't playin' ball tho
hehehehe~

[Jowy]

mirage:

the asinine factor stems from the fact that with two dollars i can buy five fresh and delicious apples at the grocery RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET or half of an apple cut up into little slices that's been in a machine for two weeks. carrot sticks are a buck fifty; same scenario.

[Sylvie]

mirage:

the asinine factor stems from the fact that with two dollars i can buy five fresh and delicious apples at the grocery RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET or half of an apple cut up into little slices that's been in a machine for two weeks. carrot sticks are a buck fifty; same scenario.

A vending machine at work sells one (1) unit of Cup Noodles for $1.75. I can buy like 6 packs of ramen at the grocery store for that.

[Jowy]

can of diet coke for $1.25

fuck you that's what

[Sylvie]

A can? Yeah dude what the fuck.

[Jowy]

i know. twenty-ounce bottles are 2.00. i will stick to my free coffee and water. :skull::skull::skull::skull: is overpriced and everyone throws money at it

[Sylvie]

People who buy things that are clearly overpriced to an unethical degree need to be round up and sent to some kind of camp where they can get rid of the inmates before new shipments of them arrive as to not overcrowd the temporary living quarters of the guests.