Would you rather...

[Agent Proto]

Okay, a poll inspired by Fuzakeru, and I hope she doesn't mind if I make this thread. She made a post on Facebook asking this...

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So what would it be, EoFF?

[Jinx]

Fart glitter. Because those paper things in confetti taste gross. No one would really know you were farting glitter as long as you were wearing pants.

[Jiro]

I don't think farting is meant to have emissions.

[Pike]

I want to burp confetti so more people can see it. If you fart glitter it just ends up all over the inside of your pants, and that's no fun.

[Quindiana Jones]

I would terrify/mesmerise animals with my glittery buns.

[Faris]

I don't understand the ones who would rather fart glitter. That stuff would get all over your underpants and it's unpleasant enough to get glitter off other clothing!

[Quindiana Jones]

If I could fart glitter, I wouldn't need to wear underpants. Just check on a sock and paint the town red!

[Tigmafuzz]

If I could fart glitter, I wouldn't need to wear underpants. Just check on a sock and paint the town red!

You mean brown.

[Faris]

If I could fart glitter, I wouldn't need to wear underpants. Just check on a sock and paint the town red!

You mean brown.

Yeah! It's a serious problem when it's red. You should see Ke$ha, she knows all about glitter problems.

[ReloadPsi]

Does burping confetti extend to sneezing it as well?

[Shorty]

Fart glitter. Because those paper things in confetti taste gross. No one would really know you were farting glitter as long as you were wearing pants.

Come on now, lady. What if you're wearing a skirt, or a dress? EVERYONE WOULD KNOW but girls don't fast so I guess it's not a problem

Burp confetti, because it would be like always having a party.

[Agent Proto]

Does burping confetti extend to sneezing it as well?

No, unless you can burp while sneezing.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm farting glitter, not shitting myself.

[Shorty]

They could go hand in hand, you know.

[Jiro]

Like I said before: I didn't think there were emissions when you farted.

[G13]

Magical dutch oven indeed.

[Manny]

Fart glitter. Because those paper things in confetti taste gross. No one would really know you were farting glitter as long as you were wearing pants.

But what's the point of producing glitter if you can't share it with the world!

[Sephex]

Burp confetti. That way I can see all the action!

[Jessweeee♪]

Burp confetti. Every soda is a celebration!

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Burp confetti

[OmegaSlayer]

It's better to burp and taste than fart and waste it

[Shlup]

Anyone who picks' "fart glitter" is an idiot. You fart way more than you burp, and glitter would be just everywhere all the time. I'm sure having that stuck in your pants all day would get itchy, and there's no way you could wipe it all off.

Horrible. Just horrible.