View Full Version : Insults that have gone wrong but became funny at the end.

Miss Lady Shelly
07-28-2012, 06:56 AM
I have a friend who constantly tries to insult me but it always fails on his part anyway one of my favorite insults he attempted to do was when i dyed my hair red at one point and he said this to me...

"Don't go set off the fire alarms with your hair fire head" I found that to be one of the funniest things ever and to be a smart ass i made an email/sn with the name of fire head in it. So in a way it back fired on him and yet we both still laugh at this till this day.

What about you?

07-28-2012, 01:14 PM
One of my friends is amazing at this in general. I think it's either his delivery or how over the top his insults actually are. Probably the latter because he's insulted me by email on a few occasions and gotten really pissed that I was more amused than offended.

07-28-2012, 11:28 PM
I tried to text to my sister once that she was being a dick. Instead I typed "dock."

Huckleberry Quin
07-29-2012, 02:29 AM
My friend and I aggressively insult each other when in each other's company. It's great fun.

08-10-2012, 05:40 AM

08-10-2012, 05:43 AM

08-10-2012, 07:06 PM


08-10-2012, 07:08 PM
Quin: (On Jurassic Park) I like the bit where the T-Rex comes in and saves them.
Iceglow: Your mum got saved by a T-Rex while your dad molested you

Huckleberry Quin
08-10-2012, 07:49 PM
Don't forget the dramatic pause!

Probably the best insult I've heard in my life. I'm laughing just thinking about it. xD

08-11-2012, 01:50 AM
That dramatic pause would have been absolutely perfect. The subsequent line was just amazing. Poor Quin.

Huckleberry Quin
08-11-2012, 02:05 AM
It wasn't so much a dramatic pause, now that I think back. It was more a pause of realisation. Paul, Dan and I spent a good ten minutes in an absolutely state laughing.

08-11-2012, 02:14 AM
The T Rex and the parental molestation seem really jarring in a hilarious way.

Huckleberry Quin
08-11-2012, 02:40 AM
For all his pomp, Steve really does have the best insults.

08-12-2012, 12:51 AM
He's simply the best at being simply the worst.

08-12-2012, 08:03 AM
He's simply the bwerst

08-15-2012, 01:21 PM
He's simply the bwerst

I thought that was a type of sausage? :confused:

Loony BoB
08-15-2012, 01:30 PM
Back in the day, DK and I would spend our time creatively insulting each other. The rating method for the insults was how mandy D's there were on an xD.

08-15-2012, 11:21 PM
Very accurate form of measurement. I also like the garner how funny I am by the number of Ds on an xD when returned. Except for those weird people who don't ever use more than one. Godddamn them.

08-16-2012, 12:51 AM
Except for those weird people who don't ever use more than one. Godddamn them.

:( I've never seen anything that warranted more than one.

08-16-2012, 12:55 AM
(I don't use more than one often either. One sums it up usually, but xDDD can be fun!!! Just like multiple !!!)

08-16-2012, 01:25 AM
A girl made fun of me for farting before. She then queefed not too long after. I then called her Queen Laqueefa.

08-16-2012, 09:44 AM
No my dramatic pause as you put it was because I was at that time focusing on what I was doing in the game of ME3 we were playing, something to do with a fucking banshee and close quarters lol if I remember correctly.

Huckleberry Quin
08-16-2012, 10:35 PM
Nope. It was a custom race map in Reach. I could take you to the exact bend I was going around. That moment is burned forever in my memory. Ah, man, I'm still laughing. xD

08-19-2012, 04:34 AM
Nope. It was a custom race map in Reach. I could take you to the exact bend I was going around. That moment is burned forever in my memory. Ah, man, I'm still laughing. xD

Was I busy trying to shoot Paul? If so that'd account for dramatic pauses.

Huckleberry Quin
08-19-2012, 11:05 AM
We've already accounted for it. :roll2:

08-19-2012, 01:31 PM
No as in when we were doing the race track was I busy shooting paul or trying to because it would totally explain a delay as I focus on putting lead in his ass.

08-19-2012, 01:49 PM
You can't shoot while driving a Mongoose you fruit, and in that gametype you're invulnerable anyway so shooting me would have been as effective as... well... you shooting at me either way I guess. :shobon: Just admit the pause was you having a cheeky wank at the thought of putting Quin in his place yet again and we can all move past this.

Huckleberry Quin
08-19-2012, 01:50 PM
Okay, Steve. You were "shooting at Paul".

08-19-2012, 01:54 PM
yeah well both of your mums were saved by a Triceratops while your dads told you of for blocking up the toilets with bog roll again so fack off pauw and quim

08-23-2012, 08:34 PM
Someone suddenly sang "NEVAR TOUCHED A VAGINA!!" at me for mentioning Final Fantasy VI, for which I shot back with "You creep! You just judged my sex life on a game I played when I was eleven! Get away from me!"

Well it sure turned out funny for me :P