RIP Sephex

[Miss Lady Shelly]

It has been a very sad time for me and everyone to learn that my dearest Sephex passed on late last night due to the suffocation from fur from his cat. No one was able to hear the screams coming from his apartment because his cat was laying right on top of his face and would not move. That cat loved him dearly and loved him a bit to much. RIP!:(

[Tigmafuzz]

Poor Sephex. You will be missed. Rest in pieces. And fur.

[Jiro]

What a way to go. Sephex was a good man. He was always there, spreading laughter. I remember how we bonded over funny Final Fantasy images. Sephex was also instrumental in my Ciddies Speech success. Without his video skills, I never would have been so excited to keep working on speeches and bringing smiles and entertainment to people. I'm going to miss you, dude.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll203wjQ5G1qcmgy8o1_500.jpg

[Shorty]

wuh :(

[Shlup]

He died how he lived, with a face full of... fur. Cat. I like cats. My mom just got a new cat.

[Roogle]

Did you know that I can act as a medium? Should you wish to contact this Lost One, please contact me, and I will connect you to the one who has reached The Great Beyond.

[Shorty]

Get on that shit right now.

[G13]

When asked about his upbringing by his adoptive father, Sephex, Belto Maxson had this to say:

"Fruit powers go-go radish!"

Indeed. :(

[Jiro]

I remember this one time, Sephex popped some ambien just so he could chat with us in #eoff and create a crazy adventure for us. He was a hero, and sacrificed his life in a somewhat comical way just for us :(

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Remember that one time Sephex went crazy and told everyone he loved them? i dooo!

[Shorty]

Isn't that every time he gets drunks, though? :(

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Yes but he loved each one of us very very dearly

[Jiro]

He loved us all. He loved us more than live itself. Now he will live on forever in our hearts and dreams.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

:cry:

[Jiro]

At least it was painless. I hope. :confused:

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm pretty cat fur in your trachea is painless...

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Me too :( damn that saddens me alot

[Jiro]

I knew, from the moment I saw his cat, that it was going to end up killing him :(

[Miss Lady Shelly]

How can such a friendly cat do this!?!?!?! :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

That damn cat.

[Pike]

Well at least he died... cutely.

[Sephex]

You guys have it all wrong, I was making out with my cat. I just feel like she is suffocating me with her demands.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

You could at least have the good grace to stay dead. I hate it when ghosts are attention whores, and all that. "O00oo0OO000ooo.....I have unfinished business." Psshhhh, move on. You got suffocated by a cat. It's done.

:colbert:

[Peegee]

why are you guys making puns and jokes? a man is dead :mad2:

[Jinx]

Sephex died how he lived: with a face full of pussy.

[Faris]

Let this be a warning to us all. When your cat seduces you, it's intent is to suffocate you.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

My god im dating a ghost!!!!!!

[Jiro]

Well we all know who we need to call now, don't we?

[escobert]

Well we all know who we need to call now, don't we?

Roogle!

[Sephex]

Well we all know who we need to call now, don't we?

Sephexbusters just doesn't have the right ring to it.

[Sylvie]

I'm glad that piece of :skull::skull::skull::skull: is dead.

[Sephex]

I'm glad that piece of :skull::skull::skull::skull: is dead.

*adds to list to haunt*

[Sylvie]

I'm impenetrable.

[Sephex]

I'm impenetrable.

Not according to the movie Ghost Dad.

[Shlup]

He died how he lived, with a face full of... fur. Cat. I like cats. My mom just got a new cat.


Sephex died how he lived: with a face full of pussy.

You really thought this thread could get almost a page long without someone making the obvious joke?

[Jiro]

It is a disgrace to Sephex's memory to use any less than 50 posts per page.

[Jinx]

He died how he lived, with a face full of... fur. Cat. I like cats. My mom just got a new cat.


Sephex died how he lived: with a face full of pussy.

You really thought this thread could get almost a page long without someone making the obvious joke?


I should've known I wasn't the only one lacking class on this forum, Amanda. <3

EDIT: Jiro--most of the time I'm on the forum on my phone. Anything more than 15 posts a page is a bitch to scroll through.

[Jiro]

That's a self inflicted handicap. Just as Sephex knew that the cat who liked to sit on his face would one day suffocate him, you too know that using a mobile device to browse the forums attracts trouble.

[Del Murder]

On the bright side, now I don't have to pay that 10 bucks I owe him.

[Trumpet Thief]

Holy crap this thread title scared me. :eek:

[Bubba]

I'm feeling kind of mixed emotions. I loved Seph as he is just an absolute legend. I will obviously miss him dearly...

At the same time he's currently leading in Round 2 of the karaoke competition and I would love it if he was no longer involved.

[Sephex]

I'm not quite dead!

[Hollycat]

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

[Sephex]

I feel happy! I feel happy!

[Bubba]

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Go through his pockets and look for loose change!

[Shorty]

You don't rob a dead man. What's wrong with you?

[Bubba]

You don't rob a dead man. What's wrong with you?

In reality Sarah, I'd probably phone for an ambulance or something.

Though I'm pretty sure HC was quoting "The Princess Bride" though which is one of my favourite films!

[Shorty]

It looks like he indeed was :love:

[Hollycat]

I most certainly was. Love that movie.

[Sephex]

I most certainly was. Love that movie.

I remember when I first saw it as a kid I had the same emotional progression as Fred Savage's character did. Now that was some good movie immersion.

[Old Manus]

I would have thought the cause of death would be a case of autoerotic asphyxiation with Belto Maxson gone incredibly awry.

[Hollycat]

Best Parody ever by far.

[Tigmafuzz]

Well we all know who we need to call now, don't we?

GhostNappa?


I'm impenetrable.

Well, damn :(

[Shlup]

Guys, I think we're being haunted.

http://transitionculture.org/wp-content/uploads/thumb-ScoobyDoo.jpg

[Sylvie]

jinkies

[Sephex]

RAWR! I swear that I am really a ghost and not the bitter butler in disguise! RAWR!!

[Tigmafuzz]

Old man Sephex was the Creeper?!

[Sephex]

Old man Sephex was the Creeper?!

And I would have got away with it if it weren't for me leaving blatantly obvious clues and dumb luck from a damn dog!

[Old Manus]

RAWR! I swear that I am really a ghost and not the bitter butler in disguise! RAWR!!http://larisa-croft.narod.ru/tr3-scr/persons/winston.jpg

[Sylvie]

RAWR! I swear that I am really a ghost and not the bitter butler in disguise! RAWR!!http://larisa-croft.narod.ru/tr3-scr/persons/winston.jpg
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[Miss Lady Shelly]

You know what its like to date a ghost? Heavenly hahahahaha

[Hollycat]

I wonder what ghost sex is like. Do you just stand inside of eachother, or do you do the whole poltergeist thing.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Both at the same time hahah

[Sephex]

I wonder what ghost sex is like. Do you just stand inside of eachother, or do you do the whole poltergeist thing.

It makes following Kama Sutra easier.