RAMP SEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[G13]

I knew a guy once

And he knew a guy, who knew a guy, who knew a girl, who'd only heard about this legend of a man named Rantz.

Well the legend is no more apparently! Who thought to remove this king of men from power and NOT notify the public? Quite a shock to receive after returning from my journey West.

DIDYOUKNOW that Rantz is Swedish!? Let me answer for you: YES!

BUTDIDYOUKNOW that Rantz was never a Knight!? He was born an admin.

DIDYOUKNOW he once punched a shark? Right in the nose!

DIDYOUKNOW Rantz used to hang out with a skeleton man? It was his best friend in the whole world. We thought it was weird. We laughed at him.

He laughed at our funerals :stare:

[Miss Lady Shelly]

omg i just lost it.

[Rantz]

Little did the people know, in the Developer title lay the real powers.

Q.E.D.: Your new avatar. :)

[Miss Lady Shelly]

I....I just coughed up soda from laughing at this.

[G13]

Little did the people know, in the Developer title lay the real powers.

Q.E.D.: Your new avatar. :)

Little do you know I thoroughly enjoy this new avy because you are a gem, sir. A gem!

[Miss Lady Shelly]

and im still going to hell lol.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I missed your threads.

[Faris]

Tell me more, tell me more! Like does he have a car that goes vroom? :hyper:

[Tigmafuzz]

Your new avatar looks like an aged Flying Mullet.

[Shorty]

Fuzzy, that is exactly what I thought. This is the best thread ever.

Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.

[Sylvie]

I didn't read the OP at all, I just came in to say that I saw your avatar and for a split second I thought it was Flying Mullet making a post. I became very excited.

Then I realized it was you.

[Bunny]

This thread is bullshit. I knew all of this already.

[Jiro]

Rantz used to help me out all the time. Whenever I was in need of a strong man to save me, he was bestmin. Whenever I had some ills that needed fixin', he was there for me. Adios, muchacho

[Sephex]

The original post almost sounds like something I would write when my occasional ambien kicks in.

[Shiny]

Rantzien once approached a whole group of Japanese school girls. He showed him his lilly white belly and they all fainted. It was way too amazing from them to comprehend.

[G13]

Rantz once spent a year hunting lions in Kenya with a Maasai warrior tribe. He spooned their leader one night to stay warm.

There's really no point to this story, it's just an amusing anecdote.

[Rantz]

Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.

Oh my god, what!? That's disgusting. You've got it all backwards; I clean my teeth with my toenails. Geez!

[Jiro]

Phew, I was actually worried for a moment!

[Sephex]

Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.

Oh my god, what!? That's disgusting. You've got it all backwards; I clean my teeth with my toenails. Geez!

Exactly. Not many people know that it is more effective and sanitary compared to using a toothbrush.

[Shorty]

I saw teeth scraping toenails. How was I supposed to know it was the other way around?

Rantzien once went into the sewers to fight a crocodile that had been terrorizing the city. Instead of fighting, they shared tea and crumpets and chatted about the nuclear overhauser effect.

[Tigmafuzz]

Rantzien's hotness is the number one cause of global warming.

[Pike]

Rantzien once taught me how to play DotA so I could get into all the crazy Swedish parties

0OzWIFX8M-Y

[theundeadhero]

Rantzien is a fish. I feel like a can tell you that now that he's not really gone.

[Sephex]

Rantz once ate a Reese's the wrong way. There were no survivors.

[Clo]

Eric is better than all of you.

ALL OF YOU.

[Sylvie]

I feel like a can tell you that now that he's not really gone.

the fuck did you just say

No swear filter dodging, mon cheri.