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I knew a guy once
And he knew a guy, who knew a guy, who knew a girl, who'd only heard about this legend of a man named Rantz.
Well the legend is no more apparently! Who thought to remove this king of men from power and NOT notify the public? Quite a shock to receive after returning from my journey West.
DIDYOUKNOW that Rantz is Swedish!? Let me answer for you: YES!
BUTDIDYOUKNOW that Rantz was never a Knight!? He was born an admin.
DIDYOUKNOW he once punched a shark? Right in the nose!
DIDYOUKNOW Rantz used to hang out with a skeleton man? It was his best friend in the whole world. We thought it was weird. We laughed at him.
He laughed at our funerals :stare:
Miss Lady Shelly
07-30-2012, 07:52 AM
omg i just lost it.
Rantz
07-30-2012, 07:52 AM
Little did the people know, in the Developer title lay the real powers.
Q.E.D.: Your new avatar. :)
Miss Lady Shelly
07-30-2012, 07:53 AM
I....I just coughed up soda from laughing at this.
Little did the people know, in the Developer title lay the real powers.
Q.E.D.: Your new avatar. :)
Little do you know I thoroughly enjoy this new avy because you are a gem, sir. A gem!
Miss Lady Shelly
07-30-2012, 08:17 AM
and im still going to hell lol.
NorthernChaosGod
07-30-2012, 08:25 AM
I missed your threads.
Faris
07-30-2012, 01:14 PM
Tell me more, tell me more! Like does he have a car that goes vroom? :hyper:
Tigmafuzz
07-30-2012, 05:46 PM
Your new avatar looks like an aged Flying Mullet.
Shorty
07-31-2012, 12:40 AM
Fuzzy, that is exactly what I thought. This is the best thread ever.
Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.
Sylvie
07-31-2012, 01:22 AM
I didn't read the OP at all, I just came in to say that I saw your avatar and for a split second I thought it was Flying Mullet making a post. I became very excited.
Then I realized it was you.
Bunny
07-31-2012, 01:30 AM
This thread is bullshit. I knew all of this already.
Rantz used to help me out all the time. Whenever I was in need of a strong man to save me, he was bestmin. Whenever I had some ills that needed fixin', he was there for me. Adios, muchacho
Sephex
07-31-2012, 02:21 AM
The original post almost sounds like something I would write when my occasional ambien kicks in.
Shiny
07-31-2012, 04:58 AM
Rantzien once approached a whole group of Japanese school girls. He showed him his lilly white belly and they all fainted. It was way too amazing from them to comprehend.
Rantz once spent a year hunting lions in Kenya with a Maasai warrior tribe. He spooned their leader one night to stay warm.
There's really no point to this story, it's just an amusing anecdote.
Rantz
07-31-2012, 08:26 AM
Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.
Oh my god, what!? That's disgusting. You've got it all backwards; I clean my teeth with my toenails. Geez!
Phew, I was actually worried for a moment!
Sephex
07-31-2012, 10:54 AM
Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.
Oh my god, what!? That's disgusting. You've got it all backwards; I clean my teeth with my toenails. Geez!
Exactly. Not many people know that it is more effective and sanitary compared to using a toothbrush.
Shorty
07-31-2012, 04:48 PM
I saw teeth scraping toenails. How was I supposed to know it was the other way around?
Rantzien once went into the sewers to fight a crocodile that had been terrorizing the city. Instead of fighting, they shared tea and crumpets and chatted about the nuclear overhauser effect.
Tigmafuzz
08-01-2012, 01:40 AM
Rantzien's hotness is the number one cause of global warming.
Rantzien once taught me how to play DotA so I could get into all the crazy Swedish parties
0OzWIFX8M-Y
theundeadhero
08-01-2012, 11:48 PM
Rantzien is a fish. I feel like a can tell you that now that he's not really gone.
Sephex
08-02-2012, 01:48 AM
Rantz once ate a Reese's the wrong way. There were no survivors.
Eric is better than all of you.
ALL OF YOU.
Sylvie
08-02-2012, 09:37 PM
I feel like a can tell you that now that he's not really gone.
the fuck did you just say
No swear filter dodging, mon cheri.
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