THERE IS A MOTH LIVING IN MY FRIDGE

[Pike]

IT WON'T COME OUT AND IT'S HIDING THERE AMIDST THE FOOD WAITING TO STRIKE

WHAT DO I DO

OH GOD

[Shlup]

What, exactly, does a moth do when it "strikes"?

[Pike]

WHEN A MOTH STRIKES IT LUNGES AT ME AND FLAPS AROUND IN MY FACE AND TERRIFIES ME

[Sephex]

The only solution is to get out your assault rifle and shoot up the fridge like it was a Cyber Demon. Shoot at the moth until it dies.

[Agent Proto]

It's time to man up and face your fear FACE TO FACE. Put on some rubber gloves, or some other form of gloves to protect your hands, grab some paper towel, and try to grab that sucker, killing it in the process. Do this so you can rid your fridge of the invading moth.

[Jiro]

Just leave it in there it'll probably freeze to death soon.

[Rantz]

Just buy a new fridge girl, it laid eggs inside the walls.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Try not to think about the fact that when a moth dies, particularly from cold or from being crushed, it releases a pheromone alerting all other moths in a 50 mile radius to swarm to the place of his death and avenge him.

[Jiro]

After further consideration I've decided the best course of action is to open your fridge and hope he flies away without alerting all the moths to eat you alive.

[Jinx]

Don't be such a puss.

[Bubba]

Marcus De Moth Diary - Day 4

I have arrived on a strange world that seems bereft of all life. The climate is harsh and cold and I may not be able to survive long. The world mainly consists of large, metallic, cylindrical structures with strange markings on them. Of the words I have managed to decipher so far I can only make out "Dr Pepper" and "Mountain Dew". The purpose of these structures is unclear but I have noticed a few have disappeared since my arrival.

I was visited this morning by a giant, bespectacled creature in the process of removing one of the numerous structures. The look of extreme horror on its face can only be attributed to my sudden appearance from behind 'Mount Mayo'. It has not appeared since so I am unclear as to my next course of action. I will remain at my camp behind the building of 'Utterly Butterly' while I formulate a plan

MDM, 31-07-12

[Faris]

Nuke it! Get lots and lots of explosives before it tries to bring more of its friends in!

[Iceglow]

Well that's gone did it gurl... you're going to have only one choice now. Take off and nuke the site from orbit!

[Hollycat]

Just "forget" to flush the toilet, the moth will be so disgusted it will leave and never return.

[Criminally Vulgar]

Just "forget to flush the toilet, the moth will be so disgusted it will leave and never return.

End that quote. Please. The suspense is killing me and my OCD.

CHANGE IT YOU FUCK.

Thanks.

Trying to dodge the profanity filter is against the rules! ~Pike

[Old Manus]

It's probably just Jeff Goldblum

[Shorty]

HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED THAT'S WHY HE FLIES AT YOUR FACE

don't hurt him, he's a sweetie :(

[Hollycat]

How big is it? If it is 6 feet tall, you've got a supervillain on your hands, if it 60 feet tall, you've got Mothra. If it is 65 feet tall, you've got mechamothra. If it is 6 inches tall, you've got the Iranian Suicide Bombmoth.

[Agent Proto]

HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED THAT'S WHY HE FLIES AT YOUR FACE

don't hurt him, he's a sweetie :(

Good god, Sarah! Are you purposely trying to traumatize Pike?!

[Shorty]

I'm trying to make her see that he won't harm her HE JUST WANTS HER LOVE

[Pike]

You guys are all terrible.

[Shorty]

You're living in fear, Pike. I am going to help you rise above it.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

That moth looks awesome. Let's make this the thread of kickass moth pictures.

:jess:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZgX-UkZVA0c/SnHAmAV20wI/AAAAAAAAFrQ/_yxfZH1qYWE/s400/plume+moth.JPG

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3193/2288434948_f086f5bd3d_o.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wak6YWynXoA/TED0ALS7F_I/AAAAAAAACnE/RZHEd3PUOhc/s1600/DSC_8420.jpg

[Pike]

I am not coming into this thread anymore.

[Hollycat]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/21/te2psoDOGUO8KM0h03RhvA2.gif

[Shorty]

dude, you scared her off with that first one, what the smurf is that

and I was trying to ease her into it, like feeding a baby deer! BUT YOU'VE SCARED HER OFF NOW

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I think it's called a plume moth. THEY'RE NOT SCARY, THEY'RE COOL!!

Look at the pretty humming bird moth, Steph! Look at the one that imitates a dried leaf. Neato!! natural camouflage is cool!

[Sephex]

I just got reminded of the time that one of those dead leaf moths landed in edczxcvbnm's room when he was still living with his folks a few years ago. He didn't want to deal with the bug, which happened to land on an old crash test dummy doll, so he threw the whole doll out of his window on top of the garage in the dead of winter. A few weeks later he went to go retrieve it, but the doll was frozen to the roof, but not before he partially tore one of the dummy's legs, which was now angled up about 45 degrees.

Months later, when spring returned we noticed that the dummy was still lying there with the leg up. edczxcvbnm and I had a good laugh.

Sometimes fear of bugs can lead to wonderful memories. :cry:

[Bunny]

Is this a serious question?

Burn your fucking house down. Come on.

[Clo]

One night I walked out to my car and it was covered with hundreds of moths. Apparently some tree had dripped sap onto my car, and at night the moths had a massive sappy moth orgy all over my car.

Moths are kinky.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The solution is obvious: kill it with fire.

[Tigmafuzz]

Pike, you should study its behavior. Learn as much about it as you can. Get into that bastard's psyche and use it against him. Convince him to slaughter as many of its own people as it can. Victory.

[Sylvie]

Leave the refrigerator closed and open it tomorrow.

[Værn]

Whatever you do, it is essential that you don't let it leave the fridge alive. It can do no harm as long as it's trapped inside, but as soon as it escapes it will set into motion an evil plan to devour your favorite sweatshirt(s).

[Peegee]

We removed all of the flat stones in the path one day in the front yard, and left them piled in a corner on a slant

A few weeks later after work on the yard we went to replace the stones. There was something giant just resting in the darkness of the shadows underneath the last one. I thought nothing of it....until we had laid all of the other stones and to grab the last one (they were heavy and it took two people to carry the stones)

A giant, and I mean the wingspan of a 11x7 sheet of paper moth was resting there. It flew away. Giant.

http://moblog.net/media/r/e/z/rez/giant-attack-moth-2.jpg

Moths.

[Hollycat]

don't leave it in your fridge, it means to poison everything that isn't a vegetable.

[Laddy]

If you need to get rise of it, ask your MOTHer! :lol:

/suicide

[Mirage]

Just buy a new fridge girl, it laid eggs inside the walls.

They're in the walls... THEY'RE IN THE WALLS!!

[Sephex]

I'm waiting for a third thread soon.

"THERE IS A MOTH LIVING IN THE SAME PAIR OF SHOES I HAVE HAD FOR 80 YEARS."

[Jiro]

What about a moth living inside her? Maybe MILF is a mothman and impregnated her with moth babbies.

[Tigmafuzz]

What about a moth living inside her? Maybe MILF is a mothman and impregnated her with moth babbies.

Worst. Fanfic. Ever.

[Jiro]

Fifty Shades of Grey.

[Agent Proto]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What about a moth living inside her? Maybe MILF is a mothman and impregnated her with moth babbies.

I think Pike needs to take a pregnancy test so we can confirm this.

[Loony BoB]

You know what's really cool? The moths that are so tiny that when you swat them, they basically obliterate. I like to believe that this means I am dealing with the problem in a somewhat humane manner.

The big ones are the ones that freak out Danielle, big time. The little ones annoy her and she hates them, but the big ones... she runs from the room, screaming to me (I am generally in another room) that there is a massive moth. I enter the room and see it - for a second - before hearing Danielle panic for an unjustified reason ("I thought it was behind me!"). I look at her to see if she's okay, but she has fled the room once more. That's when I realise I can't see the moth anymore. And it never shows it's face again.

Somewhere, deep within the crevices of our bedroom, there is a place where moths go to die, and there are many of them. I can only imagine that eventually Pike will visit our flat and have a heart attack as they were clearly waiting for her entrance to take vengeance on she who doesn't kill moths humanely, but instead traps them in fridges, forcing them to a long, slow, cold death.

So cold. So cold...

[Agent Proto]

Cold like Pike's metallic heart.

[Sephex]

http://i.imgur.com/zHVyH.jpg

Apparently this is a Poodle Moth.

Do you like it, Pike?

[Criminally Vulgar]

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