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Shorty
07-31-2012, 05:43 PM
I feel like at any moment someone is going to come along and go hey you're really enjoying that aren't you :jokey:

What normal things do you feel silly doing for no reason?

Jinx
07-31-2012, 07:07 PM
Cut that banana up!

Sephex
07-31-2012, 07:09 PM
Shelly starts to laugh at me whenever I eat something long like a popsicle or hot dog. I laugh at her when she has my polish sausage in her mouth that I especially cook for her!

NeoCracker
07-31-2012, 07:10 PM
I feel like at any moment someone is going to come along and go hey you're really enjoying that aren't you :jokey:

What normal things do you feel silly doing for no reason?

I'm sure there's a small penis joke you could make about someone saying that to you.

Clo
07-31-2012, 07:18 PM
Bananas are delicious. I refuse to be self-conscious while eating them. In fact, it might just be a time to show off.

NorthernChaosGod
07-31-2012, 08:24 PM
Bananas are delicious. I refuse to be self-conscious while eating them. In fact, in might just be a time to show off.

*brofist*

G13
07-31-2012, 08:53 PM
Bananas are delicious. I refuse to be self-conscious while eating them. In fact, in might just be a time to show off.

Hey, baby, wanna go get a banana later?

I don't feel silly eating anything. Why should I be self conscious about my ability to swallow a hotdog whole? It's not my fault you're all filthy minded!

Shorty
07-31-2012, 09:32 PM
Okay, no more banana grabbing for anyone here.

Jinx
07-31-2012, 09:40 PM
Okay, no more banana grabbing for anyone here.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d85/filmlover73/mrbananagrabber.jpg


but why? :(

Miss Lady Shelly
07-31-2012, 11:07 PM
Shelly starts to laugh at me whenever I eat something long like a popsicle or hot dog. I laugh at her when she has my polish sausage in her mouth that I especially cook for her!

I dont do anything of the sort im a nice girlfriend who dont make fun of you for putting "long" things in your mouth. Why u gotta blast me like that man... NOT COOL! *Shakes fist at you*



:p He especially loves cream filled long johns

Sylvie
07-31-2012, 11:09 PM
I like to eat blue blow pops in a very purposeful, pornstar phallic manner and look at people while I do it. Especially if I'm the passenger in a car.

krissy
07-31-2012, 11:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/n1dFj.gif

Jinx
08-01-2012, 12:01 AM
wtf krissy

gtfo

Cuchulainn
08-01-2012, 12:02 AM
LOL a thread i didnt smurfing hate. Allah be Praised.

I always feel self conscious when i decide to get me some nutricious dog dirt. I know it's entirely my own neuroses but I can't help but think that when I'm there on all fours on a pavement tucking in to some labrador leavings that everyone walking past is silently judging me. I know they're not it's silly when I think about it now but my subconcious paranoia kicks in every time, especially when I'm spat on or when the police arrive or something. In fact the other day (this is crazy i know) when I got my spoon out for a terrior wet one i was convinced I seen a parent shield their childs eyes from me. It's all in my head of course.

Sephex
08-01-2012, 12:52 AM
Shelly starts to laugh at me whenever I eat something long like a popsicle or hot dog. I laugh at her when she has my polish sausage in her mouth that I especially cook for her!

I dont do anything of the sort im a nice girlfriend who dont make fun of you for putting "long" things in your mouth. Why u gotta blast me like that man... NOT COOL! *Shakes fist at you*



:p He especially loves cream filled long johns

Not sure how to reply to this, so I am posting this picture.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/cathotdog.jpg

Sylvie
08-01-2012, 12:56 AM
LOL a thread i didnt smurfing hate. Allah be Praised.
http://i48.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2rwtdvq.jpg

Shlup
08-01-2012, 01:02 AM
I can't think of anything I feel weird doing... I just don't have the kind of mind where everything has to be twisted into something sexual.

Though I get the banana thing, since it's a common joke. The few times people have made a "you're really enjoying that banana" or similar joke, I just look them in the eye and bite down.

Sylvie
08-01-2012, 01:10 AM
The few times people have made a "you're really enjoying that banana" or similar joke, I just look them in the eye and bite down.

Jowy
08-01-2012, 01:16 AM
big yellow joint

I feel weird when I crack my neck in public; I get the vibe that anyone who sees it thinks I have tourettes.

Sylvie
08-01-2012, 01:20 AM
you just need to stick your tongue out and start dribbling over your meal-tray

Jowy
08-01-2012, 01:21 AM
might be able to qualify for disability if i do that...good call.

Sylvie
08-01-2012, 01:25 AM
You need to gradually introduce the "meal tray" to your co-workers and supervisor; you've been "having some trouble", so for cleanliness and class, you have decided that you are going to use a very large metal tray that is on a device that connects to your chair. Once they've gotten as used to the meal tray as they are going to get, then hit the slobber button.

krissy
08-02-2012, 06:48 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzv89sBZ4P1r721sko1_500.png

Jowy
08-02-2012, 07:25 PM
we're gonna need a bigger bowl of rice krispies

Jiro
08-03-2012, 03:43 AM
Bananas are the primary currency of my state.

Sephex
08-03-2012, 03:56 AM
Bananas are the primary currency of my state.

I thought that it was dingos and boomerangs.

Jiro
08-03-2012, 03:59 AM
Nah, those belong to the NT.

Araciel
08-03-2012, 04:57 AM
Anything that involves the house...Mowing the lawn etc. Though I'm an old man it still feels weird acting like it.

Shiny
08-03-2012, 05:14 AM
krissy seriously wtf. I never want to eat another banana again after seeing those pics.

Tigmafuzz
08-03-2012, 08:08 PM
krissy seriously wtf. I never want to eat another banana again after seeing those pics.

It just makes me want to eat bananas even more. I dream of the day my banana turns into a little shark and I have to wrestle it to survive.

fire_of_avalon
08-04-2012, 12:34 AM
That banana with the face and cheeks somehow inspires violence in me. I want to destroy it. Not in a way where I'd eat it. I just want to get a rock and smash it over and over.

Jinx
08-04-2012, 12:39 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/philipcarter/humour/bananas.jpg

Tigmafuzz
08-04-2012, 07:43 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/philipcarter/humour/bananas.jpg

YEEEEES.

Pike
08-05-2012, 01:57 AM
Did you guys know that they remade that show and now it's computer-animated?

Ruining our childhoods one banana at a time, man

Madame Adequate
08-05-2012, 02:04 AM
You guys had that show in America?

Jowy
08-05-2012, 02:27 AM
Yeah...around 1996 I wanna say. It was on some really weird time of the afternoon too.

G13
08-05-2012, 04:00 AM
Did you guys know that they remade that show and now it's computer-animated?

Ruining our childhoods one banana at a time, man

Does George Lucas have anything to do with the production of this show?

Shorty
08-05-2012, 04:27 AM
You guys had that show in America?

You had that show in the UK?

Sephex
08-05-2012, 05:58 AM
If you ever need a good laugh just imagine Bane trying to eat a banana.

Jiro
08-05-2012, 08:31 AM
Bananas in Pajamas is pretty much the best thing ever. Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?

Jinx
08-05-2012, 09:05 PM
Bananas in Pajamas is pretty much the best thing ever. Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?

I think I am, B2!

Madame Adequate
08-05-2012, 09:25 PM
You guys had that show in America?

You had that show in the UK?

Why wouldn't we have a British show in Britain? :colbert:

Jinx
08-05-2012, 09:27 PM
You guys had that show in America?

You had that show in the UK?

Why wouldn't we have a British show in Britain? :colbert:

It's an Australian show.

Shorty
08-05-2012, 09:28 PM
ahahahahahaa

Pike
08-05-2012, 09:49 PM
You guys had that show in America?

You had that show in the UK?

Why wouldn't we have a British show in Britain? :colbert:

It's an Australian show.

ohhhh snap Hux

Madame Adequate
08-06-2012, 01:28 AM
You guys had that show in America?

You had that show in the UK?

Why wouldn't we have a British show in Britain? :colbert:

It's an Australian show.

The Queen is their head of state, they swear allegiance to her, and to the British crown. They're British.

Pike
08-06-2012, 01:41 AM
I knew you were going to say that.

Shorty
08-06-2012, 03:04 AM
No, you are wrong. And I am so loving this. :love:

NorthernChaosGod
08-06-2012, 09:39 AM
The Queen is their head of state, they swear allegiance to her, and to the British crown. They're British.

Okay, House.

Jiro
08-07-2012, 04:45 AM
Honestly, I'm on MILF's side here.

Trumpet Thief
08-07-2012, 10:01 AM
Bananas are absolutely delicious.

I don't consider myself to be a socially awkward penguin, but whenever I'm in a position where I'm at a desk watching someone do something, I feel absolutely ridiculous.

To expand on what that means, I'm talking about when you go to the bank and they're processing your request, or when you're going to get a blood test done and they are checking over your information for a few minutes, or when you're talking to a professor and he has to spend a few minutes looking for a certain file on his computer. Most of those moments are absolutely silent, and silence is nothing less than anguish to me. I can't just say 'So.. how about them Lakers' since the person is clearly occupied, yet I always feel like a doofus just standing there looking at what they are doing.

Clo
08-07-2012, 12:56 PM
Australians can be whatever the hell they want to be, as long as they keep all of their insects away from me.

Tigmafuzz
08-08-2012, 12:48 AM
Australians can be whatever the hell they want to be, as long as they keep all of their insects away from me.

Clo for president 2012

Psychotic
08-08-2012, 05:23 PM
I feel like at any moment someone is going to come along and go hey you're really enjoying that aren't you :jokey:how the fuck do you eat bananas for this to be an actual realistic scenario? Do you just not chew or something? I... what? :confused:

Shorty
08-08-2012, 05:26 PM
36697

It's as simple as putting the thing in your mouth, Paulrus.

Psychotic
08-08-2012, 05:35 PM
And you just hold it there like that for hours on end?

That's odd. You're odd.

Shorty
08-08-2012, 05:39 PM
:aimmad:

Jowy
08-08-2012, 05:40 PM
That -is- the correct face to use.

Rantz
08-08-2012, 06:17 PM
This is the correct way to eat bananas.

36698

Dragon Ash
08-08-2012, 09:21 PM
And you just hold it there like that for hours on end?

That's odd. You're odd.

We still talking banana's here? Or do we need to have a little chat about technique? ;)

Jessweeee♪
08-08-2012, 10:15 PM
Rantzien's got it!