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Pumpkin
08-08-2012, 01:17 PM
As proof of this, he spent the morning singing about dry humping and making fun of my high-pitched voice and mild French-Canadian accent.

To prove that I'm a grown up, I made this thread.

What things do you do to prove your adultism?

Peegee
08-08-2012, 02:16 PM
I can't tell if this thread is serious or not.

but today I dressed myself.

Quindiana Jones
08-08-2012, 02:21 PM
I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

Peegee
08-08-2012, 02:34 PM
I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

I blame your chav parents too.

Slothy
08-08-2012, 02:51 PM
I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

Yup.

Sephex
08-08-2012, 02:54 PM
I irresponsibly drink at times to handle stress.

escobert
08-08-2012, 02:56 PM
Whatever I want whenever I want!

Hollycat
08-08-2012, 03:14 PM
I switch between acting like I am 15 and acting like I am 40 with no middle ground.

Pike
08-08-2012, 03:22 PM
I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

I work in a big box retail store and regret every decision that brought me here.

Slothy
08-08-2012, 03:28 PM
I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

I work in a big box retail store and regret every decision that brought me here.

We should just all combine our talents to make video games all day.

Or just quit our jobs and play video games. Either works for me until the food runs out.

Cuchulainn
08-08-2012, 04:48 PM
I help people to reverse into tricky parking places or out of side streets to a busy road.

Clo
08-08-2012, 05:03 PM
Phew. I am so glad your boyfriend isn't a pubescent boy.

Psychotic
08-08-2012, 05:05 PM
I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet. :(

Shorty
08-08-2012, 05:40 PM
I don't have anything of worth to prove my adultism.

Jinx
08-08-2012, 06:18 PM
Choose not to spend my money of clothes and fun things so I can pay bills. :(

Sephex
08-08-2012, 07:28 PM
I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet. :(

Sounds like something strange is afoot, as per usual with you, sir.

fire_of_avalon
08-08-2012, 07:49 PM
Since I reached adulthood at eight years-old I don't have to prove nothin to nobody.

Jowy
08-08-2012, 09:24 PM
shaving, buying beer, paying taxes, working overtime every week.

being a grown-up is whack.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-08-2012, 09:37 PM
Apparently, as an adult, I write my own music and can do impersonations for a living. :kakapo:

Tigmafuzz
08-08-2012, 09:43 PM
I irresponsibly drink at times to handle stress.

I switch between acting like I am 15 and acting like I am 40 with no middle ground.

Choose not to spend my money of clothes and fun things so I can pay bills. :(

Since I reached adulthood at eight years-old I don't have to prove nothin to nobody.

These things.


I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet. :(

wut

Faris
08-08-2012, 10:14 PM
I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! :bigsmile: Next I will learn to tie them!

Breine
08-08-2012, 11:14 PM
I've realized that I'm gonna be a child forever - and I'm more than okay with that.

Jiro
08-08-2012, 11:43 PM
Remembering to eat and bathe and clothe myself each day is pretty good going

Shlup
08-09-2012, 12:55 AM
My husband cut a metal pole for me to hang my tomato plant from and fixed the air conditioning in my car.

Citizen Bleys
08-09-2012, 03:33 AM
Nothing. I may be 32, but I am no adult. You know what I want to be when I grow up? Dead of old age.

Quindiana Jones
08-09-2012, 05:25 AM
I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! :bigsmile: Next I will learn to tie them!

I recently bought a pair of Velcro shoes. Screw laces. Velcro is superior in every way.

Jiro
08-09-2012, 08:15 AM
oh. I cut my hair. I look infinitely less like a hobo and more like a professional something or other.

Quindiana Jones
08-09-2012, 08:25 AM
Professional street urchin.

Faris
08-09-2012, 06:57 PM
>:O

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! :bigsmile: Next I will learn to tie them!

I recently bought a pair of Velcro shoes. Screw laces. Velcro is superior in every way.

Yeah, well... I bet they don't light up when you walk! >:O

Goldenboko
08-09-2012, 08:28 PM
I'm an adult. I don't want you're autographs. Phonies!

Jinx
08-09-2012, 10:21 PM
oh. I cut my hair. I look infinitely less like a hobo and more like a professional something or other.

Thank god. You were turning into a shaggy dog.

Sephex
08-09-2012, 10:41 PM
You know, there are moments where I actually do feel like a real adult. Then it all comes crashing down when I completely lose composure laughing at the pics like the one below.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/woddy.jpg

Tigmafuzz
08-10-2012, 01:37 AM
You know, there are moments where I actually do feel like a real adult. Then it all comes crashing down when I completely lose composure laughing at the pics like the one below.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/woddy.jpg



I chuckled at the picture, then actually laughed when I read the filename because I imagined a dolan version of Toy Story. I sat here for thirty minutes stuck in my imagination. Damn you Sephex.

~*~Celes~*~
08-10-2012, 02:10 AM
from what I'm told, my dear love has become more of an adult since we got together. I suppose he just needed to find someone to settle down with to get himself motivated!

Sephex
08-10-2012, 02:22 AM
[QUOTE=Sephex;3111053]You know, there are moments where I actually do feel like a real adult. Then it all comes crashing down when I completely lose composure laughing at the pics like the one below.

*PIC*


I chuckled at the picture, then actually laughed when I read the filename because I imagined a dolan version of Toy Story. I sat here for thirty minutes stuck in my imagination. Damn you Sephex.

You reminded me that I once did my own edits of some Toy Story comic thingy. Here is one I made:

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/tscomic.png

EDIT: I think this one is better. Spoiler because I don't want to have my post annoyingly long: http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/tscomic2.png

Jinx
08-10-2012, 03:50 PM
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAH A THAT LAST ONE SEPHEX


Do you have more? :3

Sephex
08-10-2012, 03:53 PM
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAH A THAT LAST ONE SEPHEX


Do you have more? :3

I have two more, but I can't get to my photobucket while I am at work. I will post them in here later! :)

Araciel
08-10-2012, 06:19 PM
I just saved a ton of money by switching insurance companies.

Sephex
08-10-2012, 09:46 PM
As requested for Tifa'as Boobs, here are the other two. Spoiler Tag again because I don't want to annoy people who aren't interested.


http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/tscomic4.png

This one creeped out foa when I showed her these. :)
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/tscomic3.png

Jiro
08-11-2012, 01:47 AM
I'm scarred for life now.

fire_of_avalon
08-11-2012, 01:58 AM
For some reason I must have been having a flat day when you showed me those, Sephex, because I remember thinking they were weird but now I am laughing hysterically.

Hollycat
08-11-2012, 02:04 AM
I must be the odd one out, because I don't find them funny.

40 mode: engage.

Jinx
08-11-2012, 02:41 AM
Sephex, I want to make Toy Story comics too.

Today I went and renewed my gym membership and went back to the gym. Not just so I can look good, but for like, health stuff too. Yuck.

Sephex
08-11-2012, 02:48 AM
Sephex, I want to make Toy Story comics too.



As you wish.

Toy Story Comic Creator | Write comic strips and books | Disney (http://disney.go.com/create/apps/comiccreator/toystory1)

Jinx
08-11-2012, 02:50 AM
Omg omg omg I'm gonna have so much fun with this when I get home from work on Sunday!

Thanks Sephy <3

Sephex
08-11-2012, 02:53 AM
Omg omg omg I'm gonna have so much fun with this when I get home from work on Sunday!

Thanks Sephy <3

Not a problem. ;)

Quindiana Jones
08-11-2012, 03:15 AM
When you make some, Sam, make a new thread for them all. We could get everyone to make their own! :jess:

Jinx
08-11-2012, 03:18 AM
When you make some, Sam, make a new thread for them all. We could get everyone to make their own! :jess:

Way ahead of you. :)

krissy
08-11-2012, 04:08 AM
sam where's your toy story comix thread i want to be a part of it:

http://i.imgur.com/9rAoE.png

Hollycat
08-11-2012, 04:13 AM
I call Mr. Potato head should be modeled after me in all circumstances.

Tigmafuzz
08-11-2012, 08:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ru2kD.png

Sephex
08-11-2012, 08:54 AM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/tscomic5.png

Jinx
08-11-2012, 03:01 PM
I'm at work. I'll make a thread on Sunday.

I have a couple good ones planned. :3

Sephex
08-11-2012, 03:10 PM
I'm at work. I'll make a thread on Sunday.

I have a couple good ones planned. :3

I'm looking forward to that.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/woody2.jpg

Goldenboko
08-11-2012, 05:27 PM
This thread was about prove your adultism, not your autism.

Sephex
08-11-2012, 05:53 PM
This thread was about prove your adultism, not your autism.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/tscomic6.png

Jiro
08-12-2012, 08:07 AM
I feel like all the good I did by cutting my hair has been undone by the childish giggling at Woody. And now his name made me snigger. Fuck.

Pike
08-12-2012, 11:02 AM
I found this whilst going through old pics I had saved up the other day:

36714

Sephex
08-12-2012, 04:03 PM
That one is simple, but effective. Love it!

fire_of_avalon
08-12-2012, 07:29 PM
ITT, new topic is better than original. xD.

We are none of us adults.

Elite Lord Sigma
08-13-2012, 12:33 AM
I was about to type a post where I talked about adult things like occasionally (read: in very special circumstances) listening to my mom when she tells me to shave my beard, but I got sidetracked by chuckling at all of the Toy Story tomfoolery. Thanks, Sephex.