Okay ladies...

[Pheesh]

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Spill it, which one are you?

[Quindiana Jones]

This thread is either going to be closed immediately or become a cult classic.

[Freya]

Wait. A thread about a video that wants us to talk about something that in said video is said that only 1/3 women will openly talk about? Yah this will work.

[Quindiana Jones]

I think I know which one Freya is.

[Jiro]

Y'know thinking about it now I think I have the perfect girl.

[Shiny]

I'm neither of these types. Also why do men take forever to poop? Just go in and gtfo. And stop clogging my toilet.

[Quindiana Jones]

Poop time is the time for reading, catching up on the news, playing a game or two on your phone, and just plain ol' relaxing. Never trust a man who does a quick poop; it means something terrible has happened.

[Psychotic]

Spill it, which one are you?Think you could've been a little bit more careful with your wording on that one.

[Sephex]

Spill it, which one are you?Think you could've been a little bit more careful with your wording on that one.

Beat me too it. Now I feel crappy.

Yeah, that one sucked, let me try again.

Poop is funny.

[Pheesh]

What would you suggest I doo doo?

[fire_of_avalon]

If I am ina public I try to avoid pooping because I just can't be aure of what smells will happen. I also try not to poop in friends homes for the same reason.

I don't find the topic interesting enough to want to talk about it but if someone I knew asked me what I was doing I would tell them.

[Faris]

You gotta do what you gotta do, but why act like it exists?

[Jinx]

I just took my morning poop.

[Shorty]

Gross, is this a poop thread?

I can't watch the video right now but I don't think I want to. :aimmad:

[Jinx]

Gross, is this a poop thread?

I can't watch the video right now but I don't think I want to. :aimmad:

It's not what you think it is. x)

[Clo]

I'm neither of these types. Also why do men take forever to poop? Just go in and gtfo. And stop clogging my toilet.

OMG, thank you! Every man I've been with ever takes forever to fucking shit. What is it about male-female anatomy that men have to build a fucking fort and hold it for an hour before they can eke out their business? I do not understand this about men!

You all sicken me. :colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

Like I said, it's the only chance we have to get away from you. :doublecolbert:

[Agent Proto]

Gross, is this a poop thread?

I can't watch the video right now but I don't think I want to. :aimmad:

Here's the rundown of the video.

Guy explains the three kind of girlfriends.

First girl he describes: the kind of girl who would try to avoid pooping as much as possible around their boyfriends.
Second girl is the exact opposite of girl number one, who usually likes to talk about their poop, and are descriptive about it.
Third girl is the kind of girl in between of girl number one and girl number two. The "perfect" kind of girl, according to the guy in the video. (They would often deny ever taking tits if asked.)

[Shorty]

Guess I know which one I am then. :colbert:

[Clo]

This guy is a moron. First of all, I don't know what constipated bitches he's been dating, but girls go do their business more than guys do. We don't go once a week, because we have a normal time pooping.

He probably thought his girlfriends were just taking a piss, when they were really just pooping that fast.

There is something seriously wrong with men's sphincters.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wtf are you talking about, Clograb? I poop daily.

[escobert]

I'm neither of these types. Also why do men take forever to poop? Just go in and gtfo. And stop clogging my toilet.

I poop in like 5 minutes so stfu!


This guy is a moron. First of all, I don't know what constipated bitches he's been dating, but girls go do their business more than guys do. We don't go once a week, because we have a normal time pooping.

He probably thought his girlfriends were just taking a piss, when they were really just pooping that fast.

There is something seriously wrong with men's sphincters.

I poop EVRYDAY at 5:30 am. Like on the dot.

[Clo]

I can't believe I'm partaking in this conversation.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Eyes on Pooping Fantasy.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Wtf are you talking about, Clograb? I poop daily.




I poop EVRYDAY at 5:30 am. Like on the dot.

I also have regular, normal BM cycles. Usually twice, one morning, one evening. :cheers:

[Old Manus]

I poop EVRYDAY at 5:30 am. Like on the dot.This must make for some pretty retrospectively funny situations.

[Sephex]

Man, now both the series and the message board has gone to s***!

[Bunny]

This guy is a moron. First of all, I don't know what constipated bitches he's been dating, but girls go do their business more than guys do. We don't go once a week, because we have a normal time pooping.

He probably thought his girlfriends were just taking a piss, when they were really just pooping that fast.

There is something seriously wrong with men's sphincters.

It's almost as if he's joking.

Guys take awhile to poop because we aren't in any rush. Why bother rushing something as beautiful as a good poop? Take your phone, take a book, take a newspaper or your favorite handheld gaming device. It won't take that long, but you might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

[Shlup]

I've been with the same guy for eleven years; there's no need to be shy about my personal time. And anyone who denies weighing themselves before and after is a big fat liar.

[Sephex]

I've been with the same guy for eleven years; there's no need to be shy about my personal time. And anyone who denies weighing themselves before and after is a big fat liar.

What if you don't own a scale? ;)

[Goldenboko]

Poop time is the time for reading, catching up on the news, playing a game or two on your phone, and just plain ol' relaxing. Never trust a man who does a quick poop; it means something terrible has happened.

The best is when I poop at work and play temple run, I'm getting paid to play temple run. That's as close as I'll ever be to being a "professional gamer".

[Quindiana Jones]

Hell yes. Coffee breaks, lunch breaks, and half hour poo breaks!

[fire_of_avalon]

I've been with the same guy for eleven years; there's no need to be shy about my personal time. And anyone who denies weighing themselves before and after is a big fat liar.

I only do this if I expect a toilet-clutcher. Otherwise it's not going to be interesting enough to follow-up with the results.

I am not regular at all and lately I have angry bowels. I guess I need me some old-people yogurt.

[Quindiana Jones]

... angry bowels?

[Hollycat]

sorry to be a party pooper, but I'm closing this fecalphiliac thread right now, It is obviously a colonic underachiever.

[Jiro]

You don't have the authority! :aimmad: I have some pretty hardcore internal systems because I only go like three or four times a week.

[Hollycat]

RESPEC MAH AUTHORITY< I AM MERICAN!!!!TWO!
Poop is only slightly less nasty than vomit.

[Tigmafuzz]

...Daily? I go like twice a week. I never thought much of it because it's always been that way, whether I was starving or stuffing my face every five minutes. Maybe bodies adjust poop cycles depending not only on what you eat, but also on how often, and how much you eat?


RESPEC MAH AUTHORITY< I AM MERICAN!!!!TWO!
Poop is only slightly less nasty than vomit.

I so very strongly disagree.

[G13]

This video is obviously a lie, girls don't poop.

[Shorty]

Eric gets it. Thank you, Eric.

[Pike]

My ex would take a shower immediately after pooping. Every time. Wtf.

[Quindiana Jones]

Unusual, but his arse must've smelled like a dream.

[Clo]

My ex would take a shower immediately after pooping. Every time. Wtf.

Yeah, that is.... weird.

[Pheesh]

He obviously wasn't confident in his wiping abilities.

[Jowy]

I knew a guy who always had to pop his shirt while he was on the toilet or absolutely nothing would go on. It was odd.

And yeah, I'm in the turbo-bathroom group with shockingly high regularity; Five minutes tops every six hours.