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Pike
08-10-2012, 10:39 AM
JUST NOW I WAS SITTING HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND SOMETHING FLAPPED DOWN FROM BEHIND MY MONITOR AND SAT RIGHT THERE NEXT TO MY KEYBOARD

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

I spent about ten minutes trying to hype myself up into killing it with a flyswatter and upon failing I managed to isolate it and now I've got it under a cup.

WAT DO

I NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DEMON CREATURE

Shlup
08-10-2012, 10:40 AM
He's just there to warn you. You should heed and thank him.

Pike
08-10-2012, 10:44 AM
This is about the one in the fridge isn't it?

HE'S SENDING IN ALL HIS FRIENDS ISN'T HE??

Agent Proto
08-10-2012, 11:36 AM
Yes, this is why you shouldn't leave them alone in fridges. He's been telepathically inviting his friends over letting them know you will not harm them since you are afraid of them.

Rantz
08-10-2012, 12:09 PM
Just buy a new fridge girl, it laid eggs inside the walls.
I told you!

Shauna
08-10-2012, 12:24 PM
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Faris
08-10-2012, 01:03 PM
Set it on fire! Everything must burn! :radred:

Or just let it free outside as a sign of peace.

Sephex
08-10-2012, 01:16 PM
Overclock Civ by upping the graffix processorz and burn the moth from within.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-10-2012, 01:40 PM
This is about the one in the fridge isn't it?

HE'S SENDING IN ALL HIS FRIENDS ISN'T HE??


Try not to think about the fact that when a moth dies, particularly from cold or from being crushed, it releases a pheromone alerting all other moths in a 50 mile radius to swarm to the place of his death and avenge him.

I tried to tell you. :colbert:

Sephex
08-10-2012, 01:59 PM
Wait. No one made the joke.

Looks like your computer has a bug. Ha ha.

Jinx
08-10-2012, 02:28 PM
Tell him you want to ride Gwaihir.

I hear they're friends.

Pike
08-10-2012, 03:13 PM
Okay I let him go outside. Do you think mothkind will forgive me or have I just signed my death warrant?

Parker
08-10-2012, 03:32 PM
once when i was a kid i found a grasshopper so i buried it in a little ball thing you get toys inside from those vending machines

like a week later i dug him up and he was still alive

Iceglow
08-10-2012, 03:40 PM
I told you in the fridge thread to take off and nuke the site from orbit. You ignore me, you signed your death warrant young laddy!

escobert
08-10-2012, 03:47 PM
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
This

Freya
08-10-2012, 04:14 PM
Pike the Bug Queen!

Jinx
08-10-2012, 04:16 PM
Pike the Bug Queen!

http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu1/razoredge09/80537919.png

Bunny
08-10-2012, 05:43 PM
I told you to burn it down. You did not listen, you deserve to suffer.

Psychotic
08-10-2012, 05:59 PM
There is no point to moths. Someone explain to me why they exist.

Shorty
08-10-2012, 06:09 PM
He just wants to love you, Pike. Give him a chance.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-10-2012, 06:13 PM
I found the mastermind behind these heinous attacks.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyws1v7NMH1r9xqnno1_500.jpg

I'll try to open negotiations.

Shorty
08-10-2012, 07:01 PM
36708

Clo
08-10-2012, 07:31 PM
Close your windows at night!

Pike
08-10-2012, 11:08 PM
They are always closed; I don't know how they get in :(

Agent Proto
08-10-2012, 11:29 PM
They sometimes sneak in after you open your door when you go outside.

Shorty
08-10-2012, 11:33 PM
Don't be silly, Jeff. They apparate.

Agent Proto
08-10-2012, 11:35 PM
Moths are like ninjas in some ways as well! You don't see them, but when you do, they strike!

That's probably why Pike is so afraid of them.

Shlup
08-10-2012, 11:40 PM
This is about the one in the fridge isn't it?

HE'S SENDING IN ALL HIS FRIENDS ISN'T HE??

I just mean, aren't moths harbingers of death? You should see a doctor. Or maybe a psychic.

Hollycat
08-11-2012, 01:23 AM
WAIT!
His name is Paul Armestead, he is actually a human! Ginyu switched places with a moth, then switched places with Paul, you need to get him back into his own body before it is too late, he is the only one who knows how to stop the machines!

Jiro
08-11-2012, 01:36 AM
Just don't panic. Moths hate it when you panic.

Tigmafuzz
08-11-2012, 06:24 AM
Everyone knows moths vibrate their molecules at a ridiculously high speed in order to slowly phase through solid objects like walls and such. And that they can turn invisible while they do it. And at any other time they choose. And once enough of them gather in a single place, a few thousand or so (which really only takes about a week), they form together to create a giant flame-breathing Demi-Lich type of moth that can not only destroy your soul if touch it, but can trap your soul permanently within its green eyes made of otherworldly gems that are impossible to understand nor recreate even with the greatest of alchemic knowledge.

Run, Pike. Run for your robot life.


Just don't panic. Moths hate it when you panic.

Stay calm and pretend there's a plan.

Værn
08-11-2012, 09:14 AM
Okay I let him go outside. Do you think mothkind will forgive me or have I just signed my death warrant?

You've probably just signed your death warrant.
I don't know what you did about the moth in your fridge since you stopped visiting the moth-in-fridge thread forever, but I'm assuming that it's still there and alive since you never informed us otherwise.
The moth that you just released was the scout for a covert rescue party, searching for a missing forager moth (Fridge Moth). Computer Moth will tell the rescue party that their cover is blown, and that you are unwelcoming and unwilling to negotiate for Fridge Moth's freedom. They will retreat for now, but will soon return with an elite warrior moth squad to neutralize you and free Fridge Moth by force.
You could free Fridge Moth and avoid all of this, but if you have already killed him or he died in the back of your fridge somewhere then I'm afraid you have no escape from this moth-y doom.

Jiro
08-12-2012, 08:11 AM
I haven't seen a moth for a while so I believe they are all coming to you Pike. Flee. The city. The country. Flee the world. There's nowhere you can hide but you can run, run far away.

Fynn
08-12-2012, 08:32 AM
But moths are so pretty! :( Why do you hate them?

G13
08-12-2012, 08:39 AM
Once when I was young I told my sister moths sucked the blood from your eyes. She didn't believe me...

Protect your face, Pike!