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Freya
08-13-2012, 10:37 AM
Do you think you have what it takes? Do you think you can be what Eyeson needs?! Do you like the color blue? If you said yes to any of those we want you...! To try out to be a CK! I'm your host Freykanacrest and welcome to Eyeson Idol!


http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx68/Prettyypenguin/Eyesonidol3.png

Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 3: Eyeson Idol


We want you to audition to be our next Cid's Knight! You'll compete against others to have a chance at being our next Mod! I'll be your host, guiding you through as a series of (:shifty: Eyeson's Admins and current CK's :shifty:) judge your skills. Will you have what it takes? Will they give you critiques or will they praise the ground you walk on? There's only one way to find out! Try out!

All you have to do is sign up. "Audition" in this thread. Post that you would like to join and you too can take part of this exciting reality event! The whole event will start soon but we need you to join up first! Good luck!

Timekeeper
08-13-2012, 11:47 AM
trumpets are pretty great

Old Manus
08-13-2012, 11:49 AM
I don't care what happens as long as PG wins.

Or Cuchulainn

Goldenboko
08-13-2012, 11:53 AM
An April Fools joke in August? Come on guys we are better than this.

Freya
08-13-2012, 11:53 AM
You just don't think you could make it huh gobo :colbert: I see how it is. It's okay. No shame here. Well a little shame.

Clo
08-13-2012, 12:43 PM
I vote for Cuch! :cuch:

Laddy
08-13-2012, 02:19 PM
I auditioned. Do I lose?

Hollycat
08-13-2012, 02:52 PM
I would like to join.

Del Murder
08-13-2012, 02:53 PM
Those who remember will try
Those who forget will cry
When the frenzy is unleashed
And the power is bequeathed
Many will pay their dues
But only one will we choose
To go through this forum rite
And become Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight

This is no 'joke', as anyone who was around for the last two competitions will be aware. Also, literally anyone can win this. Even you, Old Manus or Goldenboko! Do you think we had Flying Mullet, Wolf Kanno, or Shiny on our radars when we did this thing before?

There will be games, jokes, and abuse of power, but only for those who sign up. Good luck people!

Jinx
08-13-2012, 02:54 PM
I'll put myself up for consideration, because it's not like mods do anything around here.

escobert
08-13-2012, 02:55 PM
I've been a member here far too long to have no powa!

I Don't Need A Name
08-13-2012, 03:02 PM
I'm game, why not!

dandy da oak
08-13-2012, 03:05 PM
I've been away for so long :( BUT I'M BACK! And I'm totally down for this :D

escobert
08-13-2012, 03:10 PM
I've been away for so long :( BUT I'M BACK! And I'm totally down for this :D

huh you joined like 2 months ago. how could be gone for long at all!?

Jessweeee♪
08-13-2012, 03:50 PM
This is no 'joke', as anyone who was around for the last two competitions will be aware.

And even if it is a joke you might still win :bigsmile:

Ace Protorney
08-13-2012, 03:56 PM
My timing to starting round one for the screen name tourney is terrible. No one is going to pay attention to that if this is up. :(

Sephex
08-13-2012, 03:56 PM
I'm in.

Huckleberry Quin
08-13-2012, 04:06 PM
Yey! Forum events. I'll join.

Also, I nominate Cuch. You should force him to be a CK.

Goldenboko
08-13-2012, 04:10 PM
Alright I'll play your little game...
For now.

Mister Adequate
08-13-2012, 04:13 PM
Remember.

I will be watching you.

Watching. And judging.

Goldenboko
08-13-2012, 04:23 PM
Remember.

I will be watching you.

Watching. And judging.

Is that any different than normal?

Huckleberry Quin
08-13-2012, 04:34 PM
Now he has a reason that would stand up in court.

Raistlin
08-13-2012, 05:13 PM
It will be tough to beat the April Fools CK competition for sheer hilarity, but these are always entertaining.

Del Murder
08-13-2012, 05:14 PM
My timing to starting round one for the screen name tourney is terrible. No one is going to pay attention to that if this is up. :(
To be fair, at the rate that tournament has been going, the December Ciddies would also be interferring with it. I think people can handle multiple events at once, though.

I hope you sign up for this competition Proto because as a former CK your experience and knowledge would be valuable.

I hope EVERYONE signs up! :bigsmile:

Ace Protorney
08-13-2012, 05:56 PM
Sure, put me in this then.

Freya
08-13-2012, 05:59 PM
WEEEE! Raistlin are you signing up too? Or just watching?

Psychotic
08-13-2012, 06:16 PM
trumpets are pretty greatyeop.

Also everyone should sign up, even if they don't want to be a CK. Just for the fun of it, like.

Also also, last time around I picked out lil unknown newbie Guardian XIII as my boy to support and look where he is now! A former staff! Do you want me to discover you and pluck you from obscurity like I did him? I CAN MAKE YOU A STAR. And you will probably burn out after 6 months :)

Del Murder
08-13-2012, 06:37 PM
Speaking of which, I hope Jiro signs up too.

Raistlin
08-13-2012, 06:41 PM
WEEEE! Raistlin are you signing up too? Or just watching?

How could I resist?

Tigmafuzz
08-13-2012, 06:41 PM
Well... I like the color blue... I don't know how it feels about me, though.


I'll put myself up for consideration, because it's not like mods do anything around here.


I'm in.

I want these two people to win. Both of them.

Del Murder
08-13-2012, 06:53 PM
Don't you mean all three of them?

Shorty
08-13-2012, 06:55 PM
I'm game.

Put up your dukes, competitors.

Freya
08-13-2012, 07:00 PM
This is Freykanacrest reporting in! It looks like Shorty plans on physically beating up the competition. More on this as it develops.

Shorty
08-13-2012, 07:02 PM
Hey man, whatever it takes. I'm not afraid to go She-Hulk on everyone's asses.

Sephex
08-13-2012, 07:08 PM
Hey man, whatever it takes. I'm not afraid to go She-Hulk on everyone's asses.

You wanna throw down, brosephiroth? Come at me.

Shorty
08-13-2012, 07:09 PM
Dude, we lose points if we go at eachother before they ring the bell. Come on now.

Jessweeee♪
08-13-2012, 07:12 PM
I was thinking of signing up for funsies but now I'm scared :(

Shorty
08-13-2012, 07:13 PM
*flexxx*

no Jesswee ily I'd never hurt you

krissy
08-13-2012, 07:15 PM
as your future cids knight i promise to never close a thread and open up any closed thread that you the people want opened

Rantz
08-13-2012, 07:21 PM
I'll sign up for this.

Old Manus
08-13-2012, 07:23 PM
I'll do it, but I'm wary of the imminent danger of MILF trying to sleep with me if I do win.

Sephex
08-13-2012, 07:27 PM
I'll do it, but I'm wary of the imminent danger of MILF trying to sleep with me if I do win.

I hadn't thought of that...

I'm still in.

escobert
08-13-2012, 09:31 PM
I can almost guarantee I will not will and probably will be one of the first few out!

Clo
08-13-2012, 09:37 PM
I may sign up for this.

Maybe.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrc2n7fX7l1qaa1who1_400.gif

Shattered Dreamer
08-13-2012, 09:38 PM
A competition to become a CK?

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escobert
08-13-2012, 09:41 PM
I vote everyone who already has a colored title be expelled from the competition! :mad2:

Ace Protorney
08-13-2012, 10:49 PM
Well good thing... oh wait. Former Staff. :(

Cuchulainn
08-13-2012, 11:41 PM
stop saying my name. there is absolutely no way on earth i'd even think of doing this, and likewise there is absolutely no way on earth the admins would consider a cretin like me.

It's best suited to the power trippers, little hitlers & arselicking bell ends. No offence.

Freya
08-13-2012, 11:44 PM
You don't want to have fun in a forum event? :( You're so mean to me cuch. I just wanted some fun. You must hate fun.

NEW RULE: IF YOU HATE FUN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO JOIN :colbert:

Del Murder
08-13-2012, 11:45 PM
That's fine Cuch. Anyone is free to not participate if they don't feel like they could handle the position.

blackmage_nuke
08-14-2012, 12:19 AM
NEW RULE: IF YOU HATE FUN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO JOIN :colbert:

I thought this was one of the requirements to be part of Shinra Inc Eoff Forum staff

Also I'll join

Freya
08-14-2012, 12:29 AM
I'm actively trying to change it. They have so far refused making an otter themed forum skin. It's a work in progress.

Raistlin
08-14-2012, 12:32 AM
Cuch, you should still join in. There is a significant minority of participants for all of these competitions that have absolutely no expectation of anything but entertainment. And I will keep chanting your name until you sign up.

CUCH CUCH CUCH CUCH CUCH :cuch:

Freya
08-14-2012, 12:37 AM
Alright so just to be clear, Clo is a maybe? Krissy is in? JUST TO BE CLEAR SO WE CAN GET THINGS STARTED! I'm hoping to only have the sign up open for the next dayish. So decide quickly!

Pike
08-14-2012, 12:49 AM
I'd CK Cuch anyway, just to see what would happen next, whilst eating popcorn

(Reason #393 Pike Will Never Be an Admin)

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 01:32 AM
Cuch for Admin!

Jiro
08-14-2012, 03:21 AM
Speaking of which, I hope Jiro signs up too.

I'm going to pass. I mentor my prospects on the down low. I'll be cheering for secret team awesome from the sidelines. No need for me to make a fool of myself in public :jiro:

NorthernChaosGod
08-14-2012, 03:24 AM
Lol, this should be fun to watch.

Madonna
08-14-2012, 03:48 AM
Guys, guys, I am here. You can close the application process now.

Freya
08-14-2012, 03:48 AM
JULIAN YOU SHOULD JOIN.

krissy
08-14-2012, 03:49 AM
i will ban everyone

edit: whoa little title

NOTE HOW I AM EDITING MY POST AND NOT DOUBLE POSTING

LIKE A PROPER CIVILIZED CIDS NITE OR WHATEVES

Sephex
08-14-2012, 03:55 AM
I like the title color. But BLUE WOULD LOOK BETTER HINT HINT.

Freya
08-14-2012, 03:56 AM
Blue is a privilege not a right. You have to earn it! Show us you're worthy of the blue!

Jiro
08-14-2012, 04:02 AM
You look so cute, kids. Don't hurt each other with the wooden swords now!

Ace Protorney
08-14-2012, 04:03 AM
This will be easy. Once I win, I'm going to say that...

:cool:

I blue the competition away.

Jiro
08-14-2012, 04:11 AM
Z9rD4Paq0zE

NorthernChaosGod
08-14-2012, 04:18 AM
JULIAN YOU SHOULD JOIN.

No thanks.

Like the staff would make me a CK anyway.

Del Murder
08-14-2012, 04:21 AM
Like the staff would make me a CK anyway.
That's what Flying Mullet said too...

Jiro
08-14-2012, 04:21 AM
Dude, they gave Eric and I a go. You could make it the trifecta!

blackmage_nuke
08-14-2012, 04:30 AM
I wonder if there'll be forced avatar changes and how to call dibs on which avatar i will be forced into

Jiro
08-14-2012, 04:38 AM
I knew that blue text looked familiar. Goddamn.

escobert
08-14-2012, 04:44 AM
Blue is a privilege not a right. You have to earn it! Show us you're worthy of the blue!

Blue is my favorite color! It's also my eye color and birthstone. BLUE IS MINE

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 05:02 AM
Can CKs change people's avatar or such? Not that I'm suggesting I ever would, but... but humans are at their best when they pursue knowledge for knowledge's sake. :shifty:

Sephex
08-14-2012, 05:04 AM
Blue is a privilege not a right. You have to earn it! Show us you're worthy of the blue!

I don't know what to do yet, so I will hope that John Madden rambling will somehow trick people in making me a Calvin Klein.

yyoH88yCK-U

Jiro
08-14-2012, 05:07 AM
Can CKs change people's avatar or such? Not that I'm suggesting I ever would, but... but humans are at their best when they pursue knowledge for knowledge's sake. :shifty:

Avatar and signature, yes indeedy. Ask Hypoallergenic Cactuar about how much fun I had with his set ;)

Ace Protorney
08-14-2012, 05:14 AM
I don't remember doing that when I was a CK. But that was over eight years ago.

Tigmafuzz
08-14-2012, 05:19 AM
little hitlers

Well, damn. Sign me up then :mad:

Freya
08-14-2012, 05:21 AM
YAH?

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 05:26 AM
Can CKs change people's avatar or such? Not that I'm suggesting I ever would, but... but humans are at their best when they pursue knowledge for knowledge's sake. :shifty:

Avatar and signature, yes indeedy. Ask Hypoallergenic Cactuar about how much fun I had with his set ;)

That's very interesting, thank you for the information. Having said that, I am disappointed to hear that you would abuse your powers in such a way, especially at the expense of a fellow member. :holmes:

Tigmafuzz
08-14-2012, 05:37 AM
YAH?

Does http://i.imgur.com/AI41e.jpg answer your question?

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 05:40 AM
I don't think there exists a question to which that might be the answer.

krissy
08-14-2012, 05:41 AM
well i dont' see why anyone would bother singing up anymore wat wth me and lynx in the running

we'll combine into a robot mecah cids knigth with like 50 arms

each arm will have like 4 hands each hand with 20 fingers

each finger hitting the close thread button somewhere on the forum

Freya
08-14-2012, 05:49 AM
Can CKs change people's avatar or such? Not that I'm suggesting I ever would, but... but humans are at their best when they pursue knowledge for knowledge's sake. :shifty:

Avatar and signature, yes indeedy. Ask Hypoallergenic Cactuar about how much fun I had with his set ;)

That's very interesting, thank you for the information. Having said that, I am disappointed to hear that you would abuse your powers in such a way, especially at the expense of a fellow member. :holmes:
That's the actual reason we fired him from staff :shifty: yes that's it. :shifty:

Ace Protorney
08-14-2012, 05:50 AM
Note to self: Don't abuse Hypoallergenic Cactuar.

Freya
08-14-2012, 05:51 AM
Note to self: Don't admit to it :shifty:

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 05:54 AM
There are too many shifty smilies in that quote pyramid. I believe there may be something suspicious occurring. I will use my naturally inquisitive mind and my ability to get to the bottom of things quickly and efficiently to solve this problem before it gets out of hand.

...

I have concluded that the initial poster actually has every intention of changing avatar and signature sets, presumably to the detriment of those afflicted. The latest poster believes that the person known as Jiro was removed from staff - whether by himself or by external forces is as of yet unknown - for reasons other than his general insidiousness.

Shorty
08-14-2012, 06:19 AM
Good, the more the merrier. You all will trip over eachother at the start and I'll be like ZING! SEEYA

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 06:21 AM
On a different note, I made you all cookies.

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Please, take one; I made them for you. :bigsmile:

Shorty
08-14-2012, 06:24 AM
I'm sure they aren't filled with laxatives or anything.

Jiro
08-14-2012, 06:24 AM
Okay Arty Holmes. If you need a source, come chat to me. I can tell you all sorts of fun information.

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 06:25 AM
Of course not! Those are raisins! :)

Tigmafuzz
08-14-2012, 06:28 AM
I was a raisin once.

Jiro
08-14-2012, 06:33 AM
I might very well have eaten you, Dr Vodka.

Miss Lady Shelly
08-14-2012, 06:35 AM
I dont know what i get my self into these days... but blue is my fav color.

G13
08-14-2012, 07:29 AM
Teach us me how to blitz!

Madonna
08-14-2012, 08:58 AM
I need a fancy title if I am going to compete, so please do not forget me. I will cry, I swear I will.

Slothy
08-14-2012, 02:24 PM
I wasn't going to participate because I'd be at best an unreliable CK, and at worst a tyrant for five minutes until an Admin noticed and cast me down to lie with you lowly mortals.

Then I realized that competitions are more fun with more participants and none of the reasons I shouldn't be made a CK has ever stopped anyone with any power around here from having said power and still being nozzles.

So assuming I'm not too late, sign me the fuck up.

Jessweeee♪
08-14-2012, 02:26 PM
Sign...me...up...?

Slothy
08-14-2012, 02:33 PM
Sign...me...up...?

Your non-committal answer shows you lack the strength to win this competition. You will be crushed with all others who stand in my way.

Or something.

Old Manus
08-14-2012, 03:24 PM
Posting to make it appear that the majority of my time isn't spent lurking

Hollycat
08-14-2012, 03:34 PM
I think Cid's SOLDIER would be more appropriate

Sephex
08-14-2012, 04:00 PM
Patrolling EoFF almost makes you wish for a nuclear troller.

Mercen-X
08-14-2012, 05:08 PM
I auditioned. Do I lose?

I'll apply. If only because it seems everyone here gets a temporary title through the duration of the comp. And I've so envied the titleous among us.

Slothy
08-14-2012, 05:41 PM
I'll apply. If only because it seems everyone here gets a temporary title through the duration of the comp. And I've so envied the titleous among us.

Half the reason I threw my name in was to get two titles. :D

G13
08-14-2012, 07:32 PM
Can I be Psy's protégé again? Oh the fun we had! :jess:

Laddy
08-14-2012, 09:30 PM
Let the bloodbath begin.

escobert
08-14-2012, 10:09 PM
I should win because I will follow the rules, be just to all and I'm a really nice guy if I wanna be! :bigsmile:

Slothy
08-14-2012, 10:13 PM
I should win because I will follow the rules, be just to all

You know this is a competition to become a Cid's Knight right?

Shattered Dreamer
08-14-2012, 10:24 PM
Right who do I needed to kill/sleep with to win this thing? I'm flexible on what order the death or the sex happen in!

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 10:38 PM
All of the competition and all of the staff, respectively. Not in that order, though.

Tigmafuzz
08-14-2012, 10:41 PM
Right who do I needed to kill/sleep with to win this thing? I'm flexible on what order the death or the sex happen in!


All of the competition and all of the staff, respectively. Not in that order, though.

So... we kill the competitors... and then sleep with the staff... and then sleep with the dead competitors?

Sounds easy enough.

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 10:59 PM
No, noooo. You sleep with the staff to get in their good graces so they don't mind when you kill all your competitors. Then you sleep with the dead competitors.

Slothy
08-14-2012, 11:01 PM
Then you sleep with the dead competitors.

So they don't mind that you killed them?

Also, why don't I have another title yet damn it? We need some new blood among the staff. Someone who will get stuff done. Someone like Quin.

We may not like what he does, but by god he won't dilly dally in getting it done.

Huckleberry Quin
08-14-2012, 11:05 PM
So they don't mind that you killed them?

I didn't hear them complaining the last time something like this happened.


Also, why don't I have another title yet damn it? We need some new blood among the staff. Someone who will get stuff done. Someone like Quin.

We may not like what he does, but by god he won't dilly dally in getting it done.

I'm the hero Eizon needs, but not the one it deserves.

Slothy
08-14-2012, 11:20 PM
Well what we all deserve is barium enemas so given that alternative I think we'll settle for you.

Quin for CK 2012: still better than an enema!

Goldenboko
08-14-2012, 11:53 PM
I like that the title says cycle, it makes me feel like I am fighting the reapers, and no matter how hard I struggle I will end up either indoctrinated, synthesized, or dead. :)

Clearly defiance is the only option.

Pike
08-14-2012, 11:55 PM
I want each of the Cid's Squires to have a campaign slogan.

Ace Protorney
08-15-2012, 12:00 AM
Agent Proto for CK: Because he is just that... ace!

Didn't need to think twice about that.

Tigmafuzz
08-15-2012, 12:03 AM
"Vote for me or I will vomit cats at you."

http://i.imgur.com/Ue4So.gif

NorthernChaosGod
08-15-2012, 12:03 AM
I think there should be a swimsuit competition. And no, Wes does not get to use his old bikini photo.

Huckleberry Quin
08-15-2012, 12:04 AM
Well, we've already settled on mine!

Tigmafuzz
08-15-2012, 12:06 AM
I think there should be a swimsuit competition.

But I swim naked.

Shattered Dreamer
08-15-2012, 12:09 AM
It's just plain weird to have sex with something you didn't kill yourself!

Campaign slogan?

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And they make sweet love to your cold dead body? Politics always brings out the worst in people doesn't it and I'm pretty sure necrophilia is one of the worst things anybody has ever done :lol:

Huckleberry Quin
08-15-2012, 12:10 AM
Not on this site it isn't.

Shattered Dreamer
08-15-2012, 12:12 AM
Not on this site it isn't.

It brings dirty politics to a whole new high not even the Bill Clinton & the va jay jay cigar thing even touches :lol:

escobert
08-15-2012, 12:19 AM
"Vote for me or I will vomit cats at you."

http://i.imgur.com/Ue4So.gif

Oh snap!

Slothy
08-15-2012, 12:26 AM
Campaign slogan? Easy:

Vivi22 for Cid's Knight 2012: Still better than a snake in your boot!

Or maybe:

Vivi22 for Cid's Knight 2012: Because people who hate you need more power!

escobert
08-15-2012, 12:29 AM
Bert for Cid's Knight 2012: Can't be any worse than Levian! :love:

Raistlin
08-15-2012, 12:39 AM
Raistlin: Because Shlup needs a pimp hand.

Tigmafuzz
08-15-2012, 12:41 AM
Tigmafuzz: because vodka.

blackmage_nuke
08-15-2012, 12:43 AM
Blackmage_Nuke for CK: He'll stop reporting obvious spam if he has the power to handle it himself.

Sephex
08-15-2012, 01:44 AM
Sephex: Because the poor guy has never managed to win a Ciddie since 2001.

Jinx
08-15-2012, 01:53 AM
Tifa's Boobs: Boobs.

escobert
08-15-2012, 01:57 AM
Tifa's Boobs: Boobs.

winner!

Slothy
08-15-2012, 01:59 AM
Sephex: Because the poor guy has never managed to win a Ciddie since 2001.

Seriously? If that's true then I'm voting for you for everything in the next Ciddies.

Tigmafuzz
08-15-2012, 02:10 AM
Tifa's Boobs: because if she wins she'll show everyone her boobs.

Fixed that for you.

Ace Protorney
08-15-2012, 02:38 AM
We already have enough boobs in CK. We need more alpha males! TWO IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH!

Sephex
08-15-2012, 02:45 AM
Sephex: Because the poor guy has never managed to win a Ciddie since 2001.

Seriously? If that's true then I'm voting for you for everything in the next Ciddies.

Yeah, but I am mainly joking around. I came awfully close a couple of months ago, though. It's mainly my fault due to inactivity or just not being a good poster. Not to say that I caused problems, but I simply just hung around and wasn't really an active member of the forum when I did frequent! I thank you, regardless!

Tigmafuzz
08-15-2012, 02:58 AM
We already have enough boobs in CK. We need more alpha males! TWO IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH!

But that would ruin Foa's Fiery Female Forces of Fury.

Goldenboko
08-15-2012, 03:27 AM
36733

Mercen-X
08-15-2012, 03:33 AM
What is the point of this thread again? Am I supposed to come back?
I want each of the Cid's Squires to have a campaign slogan.
Should I design a huge banner to go with that?

(Mercen-X): Because the poor guy has never managed to win a Ciddie since... ever

Aw, thank you Seph, I didn't realize anyone cared. *sarcmark*

Del Murder
08-15-2012, 04:17 AM
There is a point to this, and our host Ryan Frecrest will fill you all in on the details once the sign-up period is over.

Freya
08-15-2012, 04:27 AM
I have to know if your'e participating before I put you lot to work! Just wait! We're leaving it open for sign ups for all those stragglers!

Tigmafuzz
08-15-2012, 04:48 AM
before I put you lot to work!

I'm not going to have use my imagination, am I? Bad things can happen when I use my imagination...

Ace Protorney
08-15-2012, 04:51 AM
Well, I'm also running a tournament while playing along in this. I'm not just doing this just for kicks, y'know?

Tigmafuzz
08-15-2012, 05:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/QXlQl.png

DMKA
08-15-2012, 05:09 AM
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!

I'm in! I've always wanted to be awesome.

Citizen Bleys
08-15-2012, 05:15 AM
Yeah, enough time has elapsed that the very notion no longer plagues my nightmares.

Instead I have dreams about being unable to stop saying the F word in front of the Queen.

I'm in.

Citizen Bleys: More fun than a piñata filled with bees

Shorty
08-15-2012, 05:36 AM
Shorty: Size matters.

Tigmafuzz
08-15-2012, 05:45 AM
Shorty: Size matters.

By that logic, I should win by default.

Shorty
08-15-2012, 05:51 AM
No, shut up. This is my thing.

Hollycat
08-15-2012, 06:03 AM
Vote for HC: He collects coins!

Jiro
08-15-2012, 06:13 AM
Oh snap, Bleys is in it to win it.

Del Murder
08-15-2012, 06:15 AM
I love that we have so many former staff signing up. Especially Bleys.

krissy
08-15-2012, 06:40 AM
when you stare into the abyss, krissy sets fire to your couch

Citizen Bleys
08-15-2012, 07:05 AM
Oh snap, Bleys is in it to troll

fixed your slaik

Shiny
08-15-2012, 07:50 AM
I like the title color. But BLUE WOULD LOOK BETTER HINT HINT.

That color is pretty sexy too tbh. That's a Leeza color.

iceman00890
08-15-2012, 08:02 AM
I want to play. Where do I sign up?

Jinx
08-15-2012, 08:09 AM
Tifa's Boobs: Technically shorter than Shorty; Boobs.

Huckleberry Quin
08-15-2012, 08:11 AM
I'm voting for iceman. Or blackmage_nuke. You can't win underrated member if they make you Staff! Them's the rules!

Rantz
08-15-2012, 08:43 AM
Rantz: The Status Quo EoFF needs!

Mercen-X
08-15-2012, 04:11 PM
when you stare into the abyss, krissy sets fire to your couch

DON'T MAKE ME LOVE YOU!

Shorty
08-15-2012, 05:02 PM
Shorty: Could slam Tifa's Boobs in a Boob-out.

Jinx
08-15-2012, 05:07 PM
Tifa's Boobs: 34D

Slothy
08-15-2012, 05:08 PM
Tifa's Boobs: 34D

I feel like I should just concede victory right now.

Cuchulainn
08-15-2012, 05:15 PM
look at you. look at all you pathetic little performing chimps dancing through hoops for the promise of a peanut. Pond life.

G13
08-15-2012, 05:17 PM
It's an event, Cuch. Most of us are just doing it for funsies.

Speaking of which, why haven't I received my Squire badge yet? :G

Sephex
08-15-2012, 05:20 PM
look at you. look at all you pathetic little performing chimps dancing through hoops for the promise of a peanut. Pond life.

But peanuts taste good. Sounds like you need a hug, bro. *hugs* :)

Slothy
08-15-2012, 05:24 PM
look at you. look at all you pathetic little performing chimps dancing through hoops for the promise of a peanut. Pond life.

You act as though most of us are actually expecting to win this thing and not just doing it for shits and giggles you raving loon.

Citizen Bleys
08-15-2012, 06:08 PM
look at you. look at all you pathetic little performing chimps dancing through hoops for the promise of a peanut. Pond life.

You, sir, are the wind beneath my wings~

Clo
08-15-2012, 06:15 PM
Cuch should be in charge of this site. :cuch:

Citizen Bleys
08-15-2012, 06:17 PM
Cuch is winning the competition and he's explicitly refused to participate.

Shorty
08-15-2012, 06:17 PM
You people all want the destruction of the world. Cuch is your man to bring it.

Goldenboko
08-15-2012, 06:32 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24962875.jpg

Psychotic
08-15-2012, 06:35 PM
I'm a judge and I'll pick you if you just promise to be my friend and talk to me every now and then I guess....

Rantz
08-15-2012, 06:40 PM
Eh, not worth it. I'll get other judges' favour.

Psychotic
08-15-2012, 06:42 PM
You don't even have to do it, you just have to promise to do it... :(

Tigmafuzz
08-15-2012, 08:02 PM
look at you. look at all you pathetic little performing chimps dancing through hoops for the promise of a peanut. Pond life.

I didn't find the pond life. Pond life found me.

Citizen Bleys
08-15-2012, 10:06 PM
I wonder who will be the first to write a parody of "Thug Life."

It will not be me.

Mercen-X
08-15-2012, 10:15 PM
Speaking of which, why haven't I received my Squire badge yet?
Why would give a badge to the nonexistent?

I'll pick you if you just promise to be my friend and talk to me every now and then I guess....
I'd rather pick your nose.



Mercen-X for CK: Because Premium Rush is the worst name for a movie... ever!


Vivi22 said he was competing for a second title. But they removed his original. L O L blech

Slothy
08-15-2012, 10:50 PM
Vivi22 said he was competing for a second title. But they removed his original. L O L blech

Yep, my plan backfired. Oh well. At least the Cid's Squire title looks nicer than the recognized member title.

Jiro
08-15-2012, 11:07 PM
Those bastards. I knew the Shinra were up to something!

NorthernChaosGod
08-15-2012, 11:31 PM
Tifa's Boobs: 34D

Someone's not pulling any punches.

Elite Lord Sigma
08-15-2012, 11:54 PM
Eh, why not? I'll give this a shot.

Hollycat
08-16-2012, 12:38 AM
HC for CK: he generally wants the position, is willing to cut down on his trolling to get it, and promises not to abuse the power.

Jiro
08-16-2012, 12:41 AM
I think you mean genuinely.

I love that you're all creating campaign slogans. Make sure you back them up otherwise you're going to fizzle and fade.

Mercen-X
08-16-2012, 12:43 AM
M-X for Cid's Knight: Considers the position more appealing than actual British knighthood, is willing to increase his trolling sevenfold, and swears on pain of indigestion to abuse all within the stretch of his power. Muhaha!

Sephex
08-16-2012, 12:44 AM
Changed signature to fit the spirit of the competition!

Tigmafuzz
08-16-2012, 01:06 AM
Tigmafuzz for next CK: because you all know it would be a bad idea, and it would be hilarious to see what happens.

Slothy
08-16-2012, 01:12 AM
Changed signature to fit the spirit of the competition!

Funny, I changed my sig in the spirit of being the next CK.

It also works for the remaining census results we'll reveal.

Sephex
08-16-2012, 01:17 AM
Clever girl...

Hollycat
08-16-2012, 01:27 AM
I think you mean genuinely.

I love that you're all creating campaign slogans. Make sure you back them up otherwise you're going to fizzle and fade.

Nope, Generally, about 50% of the time I want to be a CK, the other half of the time I want to be a viera.

Old Manus
08-16-2012, 01:49 AM
Nice save there, sport.

escobert
08-16-2012, 02:57 AM
I'm a judge and I'll pick you if you just promise to be my friend and talk to me every now and then I guess....

noone wants to talk to you.. ever

Hollycat
08-16-2012, 03:03 AM
I'm a judge and I'll pick you if you just promise to be my friend and talk to me every now and then I guess....
I'll add you as a friend on Eoff, you can contact me whenever you want

Tigmafuzz
08-16-2012, 04:18 AM
I'm a judge and I'll pick you if you just promise to be my friend and talk to me every now and then I guess....
I'll add you as a friend on Eoff, you can contact me whenever you want

I think you just failed the first test.

Hollycat
08-16-2012, 04:32 AM
I'm a judge and I'll pick you if you just promise to be my friend and talk to me every now and then I guess....
I'll add you as a friend on Eoff, you can contact me whenever you want

I think you just failed the first test.

Choose from the following options:
1. give me ten bucks
2. quit the competition
3. ten minutes in the ranchor pit
4. ten minutes in the sex pit with rosie o'donell

Madonna
08-16-2012, 04:53 AM
Madonna: Maverick Maverick Hunter

With the sudden appearance of Citizen Bleys, the apprehension I was able to dispel is coming back. I mean, my fellow participants make me worry, but about their own well-being, not anything competitively related. Look at me and you look at someone who watched all the Olympics this year. How intense is that for training?

Clo
08-16-2012, 05:19 AM
I don't want to be a Cid's Knight. Responsibilities -- on the Internet? Pshaw.

And in what Final Fantasy did Cid have knights anyway? What inane business is this?

Jiro
08-16-2012, 06:03 AM
Clo is disqualified for being completely uneducated on why the term is Cid's Knights. Pshaw yourself! I was trying to think of slogans if I were to compete, but I cannot come up with anything text based. Imagine, if you will, me sitting behind a desk covered with a Jiro 2012 banner, little posters of me giving thumbs up behind me on the walls and my handsome mug there as the camera man counts down. 3. 2. 1. Go. A little Jiro for CK jingle plays. Then I begin my speech. "Why should I be the next CK?" I begin. "Well..." That is where I start to laugh so hard that I turn inside out.

Ace Protorney
08-16-2012, 06:09 AM
Why should Jiro be the next CK?

Well... why not? :mwahaha:

Jiro
08-16-2012, 06:36 AM
Oh I'm sure there are plenty of reasons. But the most pressing is that I am yesterday's jam; an influx of new ideas and new blood is what we all need.

Del Murder
08-16-2012, 06:55 AM
We fired Jiro. Why would we want him back?

Jiro
08-16-2012, 07:06 AM
Because then you could fire me again :D?

Citizen Bleys
08-16-2012, 07:13 AM
Madonna: Maverick Maverick Hunter

An apt slogan for any foe of mine

Steve
08-16-2012, 08:38 AM
I reckon you ought to put me in for the giggles.

As for a slogan;

Iceglow for CK, add another c and an o to that and it's what he'll drop in Psy's face!

Jiro
08-16-2012, 08:41 AM
Oh god. Iceglow for Co-CK.

Pike
08-16-2012, 10:56 AM
Iceglow for CKco!

Steve
08-16-2012, 11:03 AM
Jiro was spot on the money it's Iceglow not PG.

milliegoesbeep
08-16-2012, 12:18 PM
I'd love to be put up for consideration even though I only joined yesterday.. >.>" but if it's not too much trouble ^^

Jiro
08-16-2012, 12:54 PM
Newbie superstars, perhaps!

Goldenboko
08-16-2012, 02:37 PM
y'all are gonna start this the moment I start moving aren't you :P

Hollycat
08-16-2012, 02:38 PM
y'all are gonna start this the moment I start moving aren't you :P
That's the plan rubber band.

Jiro
08-16-2012, 02:39 PM
gobo you don't even need to be in the first round, you got this brudda :aimsun:

Goldenboko
08-16-2012, 02:41 PM
I have been told I have swag coming out my ovaries.

Freya
08-16-2012, 04:37 PM
I plan on closing sign ups TONIGHT! So hopefully the first round will start tomorrow!

Mercen-X
08-16-2012, 04:49 PM
"Growing up on the southside of C-A, poor, on welfare, always on the wrong side of town, you know, it was tough. I did my part. Did well in school, tried to make friends. I made mistakes too. Stole from liquor stores (remember those little football chocolates? Also took bottles of coke), lifted a nintendo cartridge from a "friend." I was a runner, a climber, a lawbreaker... I was on rooftops I shouldn't o'been, breaking windows meant to replace windows some other snot had broken. I once took a drag off a cigarette and nearly dropped a lung. Ah! Those were the days. I got my head busted open by a golf club by this one dumbass trying to smack tennis balls across a busy street. I never bled so much in my life. Never did again...

What was I talking about again?"
--X, excerpt from actual autobiography subject to change because I'm still growing and also because nobody knows who the hell I am. Peace

Steve
08-16-2012, 08:00 PM
Where's my squire status?

escobert
08-16-2012, 08:01 PM
You aren't allowed in.

And if gobo wins I'm never coming back to eoff EVAR

Steve
08-16-2012, 08:11 PM
But that's not fair, I have a catchy slogan :D

Goldenboko
08-16-2012, 08:25 PM
You aren't allowed in.

And if gobo wins I'm never coming back to eoff EVAR

All the pro-Goldenboko argument I need.

Laddy
08-16-2012, 08:42 PM
I reckon you ought to put me in for the giggles.

As for a slogan;

Iceglow for CK, add another c and an o to that and it's what he'll drop in Psy's face!
Don't vote Iceglow; even his slogan is tl;dr.

Ace Protorney
08-16-2012, 09:14 PM
This is like having an EoFF elections but without the parties.

Sephex
08-16-2012, 09:36 PM
So far Jiro's got my back, and I couldn't be more proud!

Goldenboko
08-16-2012, 09:49 PM
So far Jiro's got my back, and I couldn't be more proud!

You don't know what it's like for Dakoda to have your back until you're running for you life, the enemy trying to gun you down, Husks breathing down your neck, Boston in darkness illuminated only by flames, and just as you trip, fall to the ground, and resign to your fate that this half-machine half-human freak is going to enjoy you as its meal only to see a sniper shot sever his head. Then you'll know man. Then you'll know.

Huckleberry Quin
08-16-2012, 10:00 PM
Hey everyone! This is your candidate for the Cid's Knight Competition 2012. Don't vote for the other guys! They'll just fuck you up the arse and shoot burning hate through your entire body. Vote for me, and I promise I won't be entirely like that!

Quin2012: Still better than an enema!

Mercen-X
08-16-2012, 11:41 PM
All votes for me earn you fictional money to spend on lame EOFF favors. Also you're invited to my inauguration party in the Writer's Corner where I'll write out a party scenario detailing everything you do because, as a writer, I am God and you are my puppets.

Mercen-X: Because he puts the X in eXtremely eXtra seXy.

Ace Protorney
08-16-2012, 11:44 PM
You would need to rename yourself Mercen-XXX to fill up for extra X's.

Huckleberry Quin
08-16-2012, 11:54 PM
I also pledge to edit Iceglow's posts into list format and to keep the colonials from getting rowdy and speaking up.

Mercen-X
08-17-2012, 12:16 AM
You would need to rename yourself Mercen-XXX to fill up for extra X's.

The letter X has the ability to reproduce asexually. So, not a problem.

Sephex
08-17-2012, 12:16 AM
Vote for me because I am a real EoFFer, I fight for the rights of every...Jeffer?

Well, at least Agent Proto will like that. Maybe.

Shattered Dreamer
08-17-2012, 12:28 AM
Vote for me because I have cake........in the back of my van ;) I've lost this already :lol:

DMKA
08-17-2012, 12:36 AM
What else is back there?

Jiro
08-17-2012, 12:56 AM
You had me at cake!

Shattered Dreamer
08-17-2012, 01:01 AM
What else is back there?

A good time :lol:

Huckleberry Quin
08-17-2012, 01:04 AM
Vote Quin, because contributing 14,000 pieces of shit has got to be worth something.

Jiro
08-17-2012, 01:35 AM
Don't sell yourself short, Quinny boy.

Huckleberry Quin
08-17-2012, 01:58 AM
I didn't I still have 266 good posts somewhere.

Tigmafuzz
08-17-2012, 02:04 AM
This thread makes me hungry every time I check it. It's like it's forcing me to get fat and stay in front of the computer. I have a bad feeling about this competition... :erm:

Hollycat
08-17-2012, 02:28 AM
Vote for me because unlike most of these people, I'm active all the time every day, every week, every month, every year, and I never disappear.

Jiro
08-17-2012, 02:36 AM
Honestly, that is a very compelling reason. Being super active is a good look.

Tigmafuzz
08-17-2012, 04:39 AM
I guess that means I automatically lose.

Citizen Bleys
08-17-2012, 04:41 AM
I think not. Freedo was once quite a bit more active than HC.

EDIT: Why do I feel like I've just violated Godwin's Law? I like Freedo.
EDIT2: And you know who else violated Godwin's Law? Hitler.

NorthernChaosGod
08-17-2012, 05:16 AM
You people are just straight up ridiculous.

Mercen-X
08-17-2012, 06:15 AM
Vote for me because I have cake........in the back of my van

You had at van

Tigmafuzz
08-17-2012, 09:03 AM
Vote for me because I have cake........in the back of my van

You had at van

Did you accidentally a word or is "at van" a noun referring to something that I have never heard of before? Because I would like at van also.

Jiro
08-17-2012, 10:27 AM
I think not. Freedo was once quite a bit more active than HC.

EDIT: Why do I feel like I've just violated Godwin's Law? I like Freedo.
EDIT2: And you know who else violated Godwin's Law? Hitler.

Your ability to reference Hitler in every situation is absolutely sublime.

As an aside, Hypoallergenic Cactuar is actually stealing his EoFF Official Spammer title from me. I think you'll find I have the most posts this year. Although perhaps mine are better quality. Maybe. That's the only reason I can see for him maintaining that title. YOUR CHOICE :greenie:

Freya
08-17-2012, 03:21 PM
If you haven't noticed yet, Round one is up! (http://home.eyesonff.com/mog-house/) GO MY PRETTIES!

Slothy
08-17-2012, 06:12 PM
If you haven't noticed yet, Round one is up! (http://home.eyesonff.com/mog-house/) GO MY PRETTIES!

I think I'm going pretty well although it means I've gotten little work done today.

G13
08-17-2012, 07:07 PM
Am I too late to add my slogan?

G13: Putting the angst back in gangsta.