Websites That Make Your Eyes Bleed

[Pike]

† WELCOME TO THE REVELATION OF OUR TIME † A 21ST CENTURY TAPESTRY IN CHRIST † (http://www.constellation7.org/Constellation-Seven/Josiah/Index.htm)

:onoes:

[Sephex]

Oh my god that it's a Jesuscites site!

Anyone else from this forum remember Ed's Technicolor Nightmare? That was awesome.

[Jessweeee♪]

Pike that almost crashed my browser :(

I applied for a job once to fix this mess: Crystal River, Homosassa Springs Vacation Rentals, on Private Island (http://www.paradisefoundisland.com/)

The guy was hella creepy though so I didn't go in for the second interview. He had just had a fight with his wife and talked about how out there in that town they toss you in the swamp, no cops no siree. I didn't see his wife anywhere :erm:

[Old Manus]

Betfair (http://www.betfair.com/). It's smurfing horrible and nigh-unusable, retaining a design from something like 2004 optimised for 800x600 screens, and is slow as hell. It's a shame, because they almost always offer better odds and I end up having to go elsewhere.

It's not even like it's some MS Frontpage website made by an octogenerian crank who believes in simultaneous four-day cubes; Betfair is a really big company.

[Agent Proto]

† WELCOME TO THE REVELATION OF OUR TIME † A 21ST CENTURY TAPESTRY IN CHRIST † (http://www.constellation7.org/Constellation-Seven/Josiah/Index.htm)

:onoes:

Yeah, I'll just leave this site open, ignore it but just listen to the music for the time being. It's pretty relaxing for what it is worth.

[Alpha2099]

I think it's been fixed up now, but a few years ago Plentyoffish.com was awful. The layout was poorly done, and there were ads all over the place. It was a royal mess.

[Quindiana Jones]

The Escapist is a god awful website.

[Madame Adequate]

My browser just straight up refuses to load the site in the OP :lol:

[Pike]

My browser just straight up refuses to load the site in the OP :lol:

You are missing out on something truly amazing

[Raistlin]

That OP's website combines the worst qualities of 1990s geocities (flashy design, complicated, random sounds, automatic background music), crazy religious whackjob writing (pictures, content, random capitalization), and conspiracy theorists (color-coded text that eludes logic and random all-caps emphasis). It may be the worst website ever created.

It's apparently a ministry in Hong Kong. And it must have been updated sometime within the past year or two because it links to the Google+ page.

Oh man, it also links to other great fundie nuggets, like this Noah's Ark page (http://www.arkdiscovery.com/noah%27s_ark.htm), which offers highly persuasive proof that the REAL Noah's Ark site has been found in Turkey, such as... the local government built a visitor's center to accommodate the tourists.

[Shiny]

Any geocities website.

[XxSephirothxX]

Gabrielle Chana/Brent Spiner/Vladimir Putin (http://www.gabriellechana.com/)

[Clo]

For some reason I have a blinding and relentless hatred for the Chive.

[Laddy]

That website makes a gay club look subtle and understated.

[Jinx]

INTENSE MULTIMEDIA WEBSITE

BE ENTHRALLED

ALLELUIA AND HALLELUJAH



dear Jesus
literally

[Jowy]

http://http://timecube.com/

IGNORING TIME CUBE IS EVIL

[Baloki]

Any geociti

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