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Jowy
08-18-2012, 06:35 AM
- Presently chilled to perfection apple-mango juice.
- one lonely AA battery in the empty pack of four.
- Magic the Gathering: Ball Lightning in deck protector with $4.00 price tag still on.
- N*SYNC VHS tape discovered in basement storage.
- Portal 2
- Jar of cocoa almonds.
- X-Box 360 controller.

how bout you?

Tigmafuzz
08-18-2012, 06:48 AM
My desk is ridiculously cluttered. My coffee table, however, is not. There's actually nothing on it at all. Except for dust particles and air, probably.

Completely unrelated, a google image search for "coffee table" warrants http://i.imgur.com/Wxf7Z.jpg
Not safe for EoFF.

krissy
08-18-2012, 06:52 AM
you, baby

Miss Lady Shelly
08-18-2012, 07:22 AM
Coasters, tissue box, a container that holds remotes, back scratcher, candles, place mats.

Sephex
08-18-2012, 08:46 AM
I have an old coffee table my great grandmother left behind. It sits in my apartment and I often use my laptop on it.

blackmage_nuke
08-18-2012, 09:04 AM
I have a coffee table at the foot of my bed (my parents got a new one and were going to get rid of this one)

1) It has my shoes on the bottom part of the table
2) a small violin in it's case with bow and resin
3) some jackets on top of that
4) an old textbook about circuits
5) a large box containing:

a) a soccerball,
b) a basketball
c) two guitars, one unstrung and missing the nut and missing a lower fret (my highschool was throwing it out so I took it and havent been bothered to fix it up yet)
d) A wiffle sword
e) a shoulder bag which has:

i) 9 year old paint/paint brushes in it
ii) a sports cup
iii) Some suspenders with broken clips

The coffee table in the lounge room has some readers digests and ps2/3 games as well as a container of my ps1/2 memory cards.

Shorty
08-18-2012, 10:17 AM
I don't have a coffee table anymore but when I did, it had magazines and candles on it.

Pike
08-18-2012, 10:45 AM
What if I don't have a coffee table? :(

NorthernChaosGod
08-18-2012, 11:13 AM
What if I don't have a coffee table? :(

Clo
08-18-2012, 12:54 PM
- A Zonie's box
- Bills (HOLLA, not gonna pay you for a month)
- an ashtray
- a sealed jar of weed
- my glasses
- the Xbox game Half-Life 2
- Sally Hansen Nail Strengthener
- a nail file
- Cuticle treatment pen
- a notepad where I write out assignments from my German textbook
- a mason jar

:colbert:

Shauna
08-18-2012, 01:26 PM
Our coffee table is a footrest.

Faris
08-18-2012, 02:22 PM
Usually there are pillows and remotes on the coffee table, but it is currently bare. It also lifts!

Zeldy
08-18-2012, 02:40 PM
empty bottles of Vladivar vodka and Jack Daniels
various glasses with remainder of drink.
my piercing cleaning clutter.
sunglasses
star Gazer nailvarnish
Shake an Vac..
a spare 60gb xb360 harddrive.
Aussie miracle hair insurance
carton of orange juice which really should be in the fridge



We had a party last night

milliegoesbeep
08-18-2012, 02:51 PM
A plant, router/modem and telephone. We have OCD in my house so everything is in it's place :D

~*~Celes~*~
08-19-2012, 01:02 AM
I don't have one but if i did, it would be covered in pizza coupons, books, composition notebooks (my fiance is an office supplies freak :D), dvds, and lord knows what else. We've gotten better at keeping the place organized and clean, but that's how our habits roll xD

Sephex
08-19-2012, 02:00 AM
What if I don't have a coffee table? :(

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escobert
08-19-2012, 03:32 AM
I don't have a coffee table!

Nicolas
08-19-2012, 05:53 AM
Napkins. Remotes. Controllers. A keyboard and mouse. Also, dog hair. There's probably dog hair on it. So well kept.

Jowy
08-19-2012, 06:06 AM
I can tell who has the party pad and who does not with this thread alone.

If you don't have a coffee table, get one! They aren't too pricey and it'll stimulate the woodworking industry.

Shlup
08-19-2012, 09:34 AM
I've never owned a coffee table.

Pike
08-19-2012, 07:20 PM
I can tell who has the party pad and who does not with this thread alone.

If you don't have a coffee table, get one! They aren't too pricey and it'll stimulate the woodworking industry.

I would get one but I don't have room for one. :(

Clo
08-19-2012, 09:38 PM
I have a hard time picturing video gaming without a good ol' coffee table. I've been in countless apartments and rooms, we got our feet propped up on the coffee table, extra controllers on the table, some drinks, some snacks, everything needed for hours of failing at being a mobile human being.

Jiro
08-20-2012, 03:12 AM
Guess I gotta go buy a coffee table too.

Nicolas
08-20-2012, 03:33 AM
You really should buy one. Your life will never be the same again.

CouncilHouseSuperstar
08-24-2012, 02:31 AM
My cat.

She just sits there, looking all cute and stuff and meows at you if you talk to her.

God damn it Mimi.

Raistlin
08-24-2012, 03:19 AM
I pity the people who have never had a coffee table.

Mine generally has the TV remote, console controllers, and an assortment of random things. Most importantly, it is a foot rest for my sofa.

Hollycat
08-24-2012, 03:57 AM
A very lonely audio cassette with Adventures in Odyssey on it.
Also about thirty mixed coins arranged to look like mickey mouse

Christmas
08-26-2012, 02:37 AM
http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129159378225327285.jpg

Jowy
08-26-2012, 02:57 AM
d'awwww

thread's over, everyone go home