View Full Version : things that are on your coffee table not relating to coffee

08-18-2012, 06:35 AM
- Presently chilled to perfection apple-mango juice.
- one lonely AA battery in the empty pack of four.
- Magic the Gathering: Ball Lightning in deck protector with $4.00 price tag still on.
- N*SYNC VHS tape discovered in basement storage.
- Portal 2
- Jar of cocoa almonds.
- X-Box 360 controller.

how bout you?

08-18-2012, 06:48 AM
My desk is ridiculously cluttered. My coffee table, however, is not. There's actually nothing on it at all. Except for dust particles and air, probably.

Completely unrelated, a google image search for "coffee table" warrants http://i.imgur.com/Wxf7Z.jpg
Not safe for EoFF.

08-18-2012, 06:52 AM
you, baby

Miss Lady Shelly
08-18-2012, 07:22 AM
Coasters, tissue box, a container that holds remotes, back scratcher, candles, place mats.

08-18-2012, 08:46 AM
I have an old coffee table my great grandmother left behind. It sits in my apartment and I often use my laptop on it.

08-18-2012, 09:04 AM
I have a coffee table at the foot of my bed (my parents got a new one and were going to get rid of this one)

1) It has my shoes on the bottom part of the table
2) a small violin in it's case with bow and resin
3) some jackets on top of that
4) an old textbook about circuits
5) a large box containing:

a) a soccerball,
b) a basketball
c) two guitars, one unstrung and missing the nut and missing a lower fret (my highschool was throwing it out so I took it and havent been bothered to fix it up yet)
d) A wiffle sword
e) a shoulder bag which has:

i) 9 year old paint/paint brushes in it
ii) a sports cup
iii) Some suspenders with broken clips

The coffee table in the lounge room has some readers digests and ps2/3 games as well as a container of my ps1/2 memory cards.

08-18-2012, 10:17 AM
I don't have a coffee table anymore but when I did, it had magazines and candles on it.

08-18-2012, 10:45 AM
What if I don't have a coffee table? :(

08-18-2012, 11:13 AM
What if I don't have a coffee table? :(

08-18-2012, 12:54 PM
- A Zonie's box
- Bills (HOLLA, not gonna pay you for a month)
- an ashtray
- a sealed jar of weed
- my glasses
- the Xbox game Half-Life 2
- Sally Hansen Nail Strengthener
- a nail file
- Cuticle treatment pen
- a notepad where I write out assignments from my German textbook
- a mason jar


08-18-2012, 01:26 PM
Our coffee table is a footrest.

08-18-2012, 02:22 PM
Usually there are pillows and remotes on the coffee table, but it is currently bare. It also lifts!

08-18-2012, 02:40 PM
empty bottles of Vladivar vodka and Jack Daniels
various glasses with remainder of drink.
my piercing cleaning clutter.
star Gazer nailvarnish
Shake an Vac..
a spare 60gb xb360 harddrive.
Aussie miracle hair insurance
carton of orange juice which really should be in the fridge

We had a party last night

08-18-2012, 02:51 PM
A plant, router/modem and telephone. We have OCD in my house so everything is in it's place :D

08-19-2012, 01:02 AM
I don't have one but if i did, it would be covered in pizza coupons, books, composition notebooks (my fiance is an office supplies freak :D), dvds, and lord knows what else. We've gotten better at keeping the place organized and clean, but that's how our habits roll xD

08-19-2012, 02:00 AM
What if I don't have a coffee table? :(


08-19-2012, 03:32 AM
I don't have a coffee table!

08-19-2012, 05:53 AM
Napkins. Remotes. Controllers. A keyboard and mouse. Also, dog hair. There's probably dog hair on it. So well kept.

08-19-2012, 06:06 AM
I can tell who has the party pad and who does not with this thread alone.

If you don't have a coffee table, get one! They aren't too pricey and it'll stimulate the woodworking industry.

08-19-2012, 09:34 AM
I've never owned a coffee table.

08-19-2012, 07:20 PM
I can tell who has the party pad and who does not with this thread alone.

If you don't have a coffee table, get one! They aren't too pricey and it'll stimulate the woodworking industry.

I would get one but I don't have room for one. :(

08-19-2012, 09:38 PM
I have a hard time picturing video gaming without a good ol' coffee table. I've been in countless apartments and rooms, we got our feet propped up on the coffee table, extra controllers on the table, some drinks, some snacks, everything needed for hours of failing at being a mobile human being.

08-20-2012, 03:12 AM
Guess I gotta go buy a coffee table too.

08-20-2012, 03:33 AM
You really should buy one. Your life will never be the same again.

08-24-2012, 02:31 AM
My cat.

She just sits there, looking all cute and stuff and meows at you if you talk to her.

God damn it Mimi.

08-24-2012, 03:19 AM
I pity the people who have never had a coffee table.

Mine generally has the TV remote, console controllers, and an assortment of random things. Most importantly, it is a foot rest for my sofa.

08-24-2012, 03:57 AM
A very lonely audio cassette with Adventures in Odyssey on it.
Also about thirty mixed coins arranged to look like mickey mouse

08-26-2012, 02:37 AM

08-26-2012, 02:57 AM

thread's over, everyone go home