More FF9 Riddles

[Hollycat]

Because the old thread died and DM disappeared.

Same rules as always.

Here's a simple one to start it off:

I copy the others, but I'm not one of them
I scream for your gems, and I'll gladly take ten
No matter what you may think, I am not your friend
You can give me what I want, but the battle wont end.

Who is the I?
Who are the others?

[Jiro]

Shit.

The others are the friendly monsters that you meet. They all want different gems and when you give them what they want, you get AP bonuses.

The I is... Gimme Cat? I know there's a "friendly monster" who just rips you off, what a prick.

[Hollycat]

Correct!

[Jiro]

Short and stout and lazy is he
Just how fat can one person be!?
Steal his stuff and leave today
We can go running some other day

[Hollycat]

cinna?

[Jiro]

Incorrect!

[iceman00890]

Kohel's armor was stolen. Kohel?

[Jiro]

Nope. Focus on the descriptions first; that should make it a lot easier.

[Quindiana Jones]

Bit harsh, Jiro. It's not his fault he's fat. xD

[Jiro]

I don't want to hear your argument about genetics. He's fucking fat, man.

[Jinx]

Hippaul

[Jiro]

Ding Ding Ding!

Short and stout and lazy is he

He's a hippo, a lazy fat hippo

Just how fat can one person be!?

Like I said. Fat.

Steal his stuff and leave today

The first time you're in Alexandria you can nick a bunch of his cards

We can go running some other day

And then when you return, you can run with the fat bastard