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Shorty
08-19-2012, 06:05 PM
Discuss why Tifa is better than Aeris.

1) Female fighter.
krissy
08-19-2012, 06:12 PM
this entire thread is such a turn on

sylvie i hope you're reading this

start drawing now
Shorty
08-19-2012, 06:13 PM
krissy, you're such an enabler! "dominates" was shorter than "is a million times better than"
Agent Proto
08-19-2012, 06:42 PM
Tifa knows how to defend herself from pricks. Am I doing this right? :confused:
Alpha2099
08-19-2012, 07:44 PM
this entire thread is such a turn on
Not gonna lie, that was my thought when I read the title.
Shorty
08-19-2012, 07:46 PM
baw
Gamblet
08-19-2012, 08:04 PM
2. Boobs
Hollycat
08-19-2012, 09:21 PM
3. She isn't the most ADD character since Crash Bandicoot, unlike Aeris.
4. cuter.
Jiro
08-20-2012, 02:32 AM
5. She's alive
Raistlin
08-20-2012, 02:49 AM
We all know what Shorty's kinks are now.

Anyway, Aeris was just a hussy, and a stereotypically weak damsel at that. Tifa was sensitive and caring and a badass fighter and had massive knockers.
iceman00890
08-20-2012, 04:09 AM
6. Magnificent cornholes
7. Magnificent fisting abilities
G13
08-20-2012, 04:17 AM
I'm not following the hussy bit, but I pretty much agree with Raistlin.

Also, bewbs. :shiny:
Sephex
08-20-2012, 04:20 AM
Tifa gets to ride the Highwind with Cloud, unlike Aeris who DITCHED him to hang with some damn fishes.
Madame Adequate
08-20-2012, 04:39 AM
I'll let Tifa and Aeris BOTH ride my Highwind anytime they want, if you catch my drift :smug:
Shorty
08-20-2012, 04:46 AM
You don't have a Highwind. Your mode of transportation is a chocobo. :confused:
Jiro
08-20-2012, 04:50 AM
Nonsense, if anything he has a Tiny Bronco.
krissy
08-20-2012, 04:51 AM
westley, how was aeris a hussy?
Raistlin
08-20-2012, 06:41 AM
She was constantly throwing herself at Cloud! That tramp.
Jinx
08-21-2012, 01:40 PM
Tifa put out.
Jowy
08-21-2012, 04:58 PM
great gospel vs YEAH YEAH MISS MISS MISS OKAY MISS.

loading yuffie down with materia, conformer + morph with mega-all is really the best choice.
Mercen-X
08-21-2012, 05:10 PM
Truly, if Yuffie hadn't been translated as a hidden character, she'd be the top contender. Sexy, slim, fast, smart, ranged, powerful... and just two years from being legal in America. :jokey:

Nonsense, if anything he has a Tiny Bronco.

I would assume the dude's got a Buggy. *bug bug**bug bug**sputter cough* (breaks down)