Mercen-X
08-20-2012, 06:10 AM
My cousin is having pest problems. She says she hates ants, "They're plotting to take over the world."
She claimed she had ants in her head.
Response:
"Ants are in your head? I think what you're more likely seeing crawling behind your eyes is those little specky micoorganisms we all have on our eyes.
And that tickling sensation on your scalp is just your hair growing. And those tiny black dots dripping off your head and crawling around on the ground are just ants... ooh."
How have you been a smartass to friends or family lately?
She claimed she had ants in her head.
Response:
"Ants are in your head? I think what you're more likely seeing crawling behind your eyes is those little specky micoorganisms we all have on our eyes.
And that tickling sensation on your scalp is just your hair growing. And those tiny black dots dripping off your head and crawling around on the ground are just ants... ooh."
How have you been a smartass to friends or family lately?