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Mercen-X
08-20-2012, 06:10 AM
My cousin is having pest problems. She says she hates ants, "They're plotting to take over the world."

She claimed she had ants in her head.

Response:
"Ants are in your head? I think what you're more likely seeing crawling behind your eyes is those little specky micoorganisms we all have on our eyes.
And that tickling sensation on your scalp is just your hair growing. And those tiny black dots dripping off your head and crawling around on the ground are just ants... ooh."

How have you been a smartass to friends or family lately?

Shlup
08-20-2012, 10:26 AM
Never. I would never wise-off to my dear, dear friends and family.

Clo
08-20-2012, 02:04 PM
Not sure if that example counts as being a smartass. And your cousin might be schizophrenic.

Sephex
08-20-2012, 05:05 PM
Never. I would never wise-off to my dear, dear friends and family.

Meanwhile, in Shulp's childhood...

http://buffetoblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/child-looking-suspicious-by-house-fire.jpg

Shorty
08-20-2012, 05:08 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about ants.

I'm not really a smartass to my family. We just blatantly insult eachother.

Jessweeee♪
08-20-2012, 05:36 PM
Ants are scary :(

Mercen-X
08-20-2012, 09:26 PM
Not sure if that example counts as being a smartass. And your cousin might be schizophrenic.Actually, the schizo in the family is none other than me.



Never. I would never wise-off to my dear, dear friends and family.

Meanwhile, in Shlup's childhood...[img]
Nice.

I thought this thread was going to be about ants.
It originally was... but then I realized I don't care about ants.


Ants are scary :(

Well, fire ants bite and there are giant ants... but then there are ants you can eat like grapes :drool: