Bubba[hasbeeninthehospital]forever

[Jinx]

So, EoFF's dear Bubbaforever had an appendectomy two weeks ago, but had to go back to the hospital and has been in for the last week do to further complications.

Let's tell him how much we love him and he needs to get better and shit.

[Tigmafuzz]

Dear Danny: We all love you and you need to get better and shit.

[Raistlin]

Dear Bubba,

I miss your entertaining and frequently inappropriate posts. Please come back soon and melt my heart, you sexy, sexy man.

Love,

Raistlin

[Agent Proto]

Hey Bubba! Hope to see you get better soon, bro. We miss you at EoFF!

[Jiro]

Dear Bubbaforever

See, this is what happens when you're more talented than me. Bad things happen. Stop being so damn amazing and handsome to boot and maybe I'll call my evil spirits off. Otherwise, have a nice appendectomy and I hope the complications aren't too serious. I don't hate you, just that you're better than me.

Love

Jirondil Heromaximus IV

[Sephex]

Dear Bubba,

How I wish I could be by your bedside as we both dominate the crap out of Mega Man 2! Best wishes to your current situation, man! *hugs*

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dearest Bubba,

I miss seeing your sexy face around the forums. Please come back to us soon or I may cry. :(

[Trumpet Thief]

Feel better Bubba!

[Freya]

Bubba,

PLEASE GET BETTER. WE LOVE YOU. GET BETTER NOW. I DEMAND IT.

Love,
Kaycee

[Rantz]

Get better! This place is sorely lacking you and Parker only seems like half a person anymore.

[Quindiana Jones]

Get better, or I'm gonna soccer punch you in the throat.

[Slothy]

Dear Bubba,

Get better so we can make out someday because you're too damn handsome and it confuses me.

[Jowy]

enjoy the pain meds and relaxation time! get better when you're ready to.

[Madame Adequate]

Dear Bubba,

Be cool.

From MILF.

[Pike]

Dear Bubba,

You are my favorite member. :love:

Love, Pike.

[Shorty]

Bubba, we need you to come back because we need your heavenly voice to lift the spirits of EoFF.

Please get better :(

[Psychotic]

Hi James,

I hope your bike gets fixed soon.

Yours,
Paul.

[The Man]

Get better an' shit :monster:

[Laddy]

Get well, Bubba. We miss you. :(

[Hollycat]

Get better soon, without people like you here, I just look strange.

[Madonna]

Bubbaforever,

If you keep this up until December, you might make Most Missed Member. Do not do that.

Madonna

[milliegoesbeep]

Dear Bubba;

We haven't met but I hope you get well soon. Looks like you're well loved in the community so come back so I can see what all the fuss is about!

Beep.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Bubba,
Stop milking this for attention. All the ladies around here already love you and all your sexy man-talents. The ladies like to pretend all the guys are actually you when they talk to us, and with out you around, they just ignore us. We're lonely. More lonely than usual. :(

Hugs, and kiss, and glitter, and pixie farts.

Love PG.

[G13]

Brobaforever,

I'm sorry your appendix decided to go on a solo career, but it will never make it without you. We all know who the real talent is. Get better soon an' junk.

-G13

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Get well soon Bubba!!!

[fire_of_avalon]

Dear Danny,

:(. I hope something really awesome happens to you very soon.

Love, Megan

[Shiny]

Dear bubba,

I didn't know your name was Danny till now, but I will just continue to call you Bubba. Okay Bubba? I hope you get well soon. You're a talented dude. Looking forward to hearing more songs from you soon.

[Rantz]

Oh dear Danny, lions eating radishes.

[Shauna]

I've only ever spoken to this guy briefly over chat, but he seemed like a pretty cool dude. Get better soon, man! :)

[Jiro]

Every day I see no response from him in this thread I get a little bit more worried :(

[Loony BoB]

Hey, Bubba. It's me, Loony BoB. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. So, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.

[Mirage]

Stop dying, bubba. That's an order.

[Jinx]

Update: He was out of the hospital last Wednesday, but went back in on Friday. I emailed him, but I haven't heard from him since. :(

[Raistlin]

Oh no, Bubba. :( Get well soon.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Warm wishes and positive thoughts!

[Faris]

Bubba, being sick isn't cool. You want to be cool, don't you? :colbert:

Seriously though, feel better and hope you make a fast recovery.

[Jiro]

GOD I KNEW I HAD REASON TO PANIC

[Jinx]

Still nothing. :(

I emailed his brother to hopefully get an update.

[NorthernChaosGod]

:(

[Pike]

Oof. I hope everything is okay... :(

[Tigmafuzz]

:whimper:

[Sephex]

This is starting to really worry me.

[Jinx]

He's not doing so great, but he's "okay" in the most basic sense of you know, being alive.

[Hollycat]

Any idea what happened? Did they botch it or something?

[Jinx]

I don't really want to discuss his personal business on the forum, Hypo, sorry. When he comes back, he can tell you guys all about it.

[Quindiana Jones]

Chances are he didn't think an appendectomy was manly enough, so he stabbed himself in the chest multiple times. That's very much a Bubba move. :cool:

[Jinx]

Chances are he didn't think an appendectomy was manly enough, so he stabbed himself in the chest multiple times. That's very much a Bubba move. :cool:

As if women didn't love him enough, now they'll be weeping over him, asking to take care of him.

[Tigmafuzz]

As if women everyone didn't love him enough, now they'll be weeping over him, asking to take care of him.

[Sephex]

As if women everyone didn't love him enough, now they'll be weeping over him, asking to take care of him.

Stop staring at my pants, Tigmafuzz.

[Freya]

Chances are he didn't think an appendectomy was manly enough, so he stabbed himself in the chest multiple times. That's very much a Bubba move. :cool:

As if women didn't love him enough, now they'll be weeping over him, asking to take care of him.
He can use it as ways to write sad songs and they'll love him even more so!

[Quindiana Jones]

In fact, I now request that the :cool: smiley be renamed :bubba:.

[Tigmafuzz]

In fact, I now request that the :cool: smiley be renamed :bubba:.

OFFICIAL PETITION

[Faris]

In fact, I now request that the :cool: smiley be renamed :bubba:.

OFFICIAL PETITION

I nominate a shrimp boat!

[Jiro]

Let's make this petition happen, guys. :cool: = :bubba:

MAKE IT HAPPEN

[Jinx]

UPDATE: Bubba's starting to feel better, and they think he should be out of the hospital in a week or so.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

In fact, I now request that the :cool: smiley be renamed :bubba:.

OFFICIAL PETITION

I nominate a shrimp boat!


Let's make this petition happen, guys. :cool: = :bubba:

MAKE IT HAPPEN

I like the idea of giving him a shrimp boat smiley as a welcome back present! He could probably use a pick me up after that long in the hospital.

[Raistlin]

UPDATE: Bubba's starting to feel better, and they think he should be out of the hospital in a week or so.

Huzzah! I look forward to seeing him back here.

[Pike]

UPDATE: Bubba's starting to feel better, and they think he should be out of the hospital in a week or so.

Oh good. I've missed his humor!

[Slothy]

Thank god.

Perhaps when he's feeling better we can have another Mario focused Skype play through so he can kick all of our asses and make us feel like we've never held a controller before.

[Jinx]

Thank god.

Perhaps when he's feeling better we can have another Mario focused Skype play through so he can kick all of our asses and make us feel like we've never held a controller before.

He's finally getting a new computer, so Skye is imminent.

[Shorty]

Come back soon, Bubba. :(

[Jinx]

Bubba has minor surgery today, and should be going home on Thursday. :)

[Slothy]

Hooray!

[NeoCracker]

A song for Bubba, in which I also get to take a few cheap shots at Quin.

You are BubbaForever (To the Tune of Billy Joel - I am the Entertainer)

You are BubaForever
The man who can't be banned
Another Forum Poster
And a hairy chested man

Today you are bedridden
Appendix got you down
Bubba have no fear
Don' shed another tear
Cause we'll all be here
Just in time to here
The story how you came aroun'

You are Bubaforever
Lover of the british bands
The ones who disagree with you
I touch with my big hands

Ah, but still they will all love you
So Sickness go away
So come back to dance
with our hands in your pants
As we molest your junk
Cause we think you're a hunk
Likely much to your dismay

You are bubaforever
Vulgarities you whirl
You offend all kinds of senses
Yet somehow get the girls

Your lack of posts are noticed
Your pressence has been missed
It's because you rock
Off our feat go the socks
You blow us away
what else can I say
To the man who can't be dissed

You are bubaforever
Okay so I lied
dissing you is possible
I have really tried

It's just so hard to riff you
But forever I will try
I'll insult your dick
and I'll call you a chick
But try as I might
I will lose the fight
All i can do now is cry

You are Bubaforever
You'll rise just like a star
We'll here your great comeback post
We're sure you'll raise the bar

It'll take you hours to type it
The best post of your life
The post is full of heart
It is sweet at tart
But we'll never get to know
The words you tried to sow
Cause Quin stabbed you with a knife

You are Bubbaforever
The Idol of our Quin
Said that surgery stories
'aren't cool enough for him'

So he brandished a sharp knife
To give bubba a tale
But His heart is good
But dumb as wood
So forgive his attack
That brought the surgery back
Cause quin's just made of fail



You are BubaForever
The man who can't be banned
Another Forum Poster
And a hairy chested man

Today you are bedridden
Stab wounds got you down
Bubba have no fear
Don' shed another tear
Cause we'll all be here
Just in time to here
The story how you came aroun'

[Tigmafuzz]

He's going to sing it when he comes back. I know he is.

[NeoCracker]

Well before anyone sings anything, I need to fix this bit.

It's just so hard to riff you
But forever I will try
I'll insult your dick
and I'll call you a chick
But try as I might
I will lose the fight
And utterly fail I do

The Lines 'But Forever will I try' and 'And utterly fail I do' should rhyme, but they don't. :cry:

Perhaps I can replace the the fail like with 'All i can do now is cry'? It rhymes, and flows with the rythm just as nicely...

[Jinx]

That's nice. :)

[Jessweeee♪]

We love you Bubba come back to us soon :excited:

[Jinx]

Danny gets out tomorrow~

:D

[Sephex]

Danny gets out tomorrow~

:D

*cheers*

[Rantz]

Hide all the booze! Hold onto your girlfriends and daughters!

[Jiro]

Soon.

[Pike]

Yay Bubba :love:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bubba, come back!

[Bubba]

Aww man... this thread got me a little emotional. Thanks so much everyone for your kind words and positive thoughts. I think it's fair to say that I would sooner be Bane's gay sex slave than see the inside of a hospital again...

Thanks to Miss Boobs for patiently awaiting my emails as they took an age to send due to my phone reception. You're a star, my dear.

Just to sum up. I went in for an appendectomy which went fine but had to go back in due to an unrelated problem. Though this wasn't spotted straight away as they thought it was related. It turns out it was a not very nice peptic ulcer but there were other issues as it wasn't reacting well to the medication. Anyway, my faith in doctors has decreased somewhat due to my experience but glad it was sorted in the end.

A lot has happened since I've been away. Here are some things I have discovered...

- A lot of members seem to have an unhealthy obsession with fish. Either that or the swear filter has been tampered with.
- I discovered that Uncle Big Hands is a lyrical genius.
- I've been waiting my whole life to see a British man win a major tennis tournament. Did I see all the drama unfold from the comfort of my home? No. A fat nurse called Mary told me when she brought my toast in the morning.
- Not all doctors get things right. In fact, they can be pretty smurfing incompetent sometimes.
- Old ladies in hospital either find it difficult to disguise their farts... or simply don't care.
- During my stay I discovered the series 'Firefly' which is just ridiculously awesome.
- Del Murder and Miriel got married which is equally awesome. Congrats guys.
- An opened loaf of bread kept in a cupboard does NOT keep fresh very long

Anyway, just want to say thanks again. I love all you guys and gals. :cool:

[Slothy]

Oh my god guys! He's back!


- Not all doctors get things right. In fact, they can be pretty smurfing incompetent sometimes.

Words to live by. Assuming you want to live longer that is.


- During my stay I discovered the series 'Firefly' which is just ridiculously awesome.

Everyone needs to watch that before they die.

[Sephex]

Glad you are back, Bubba! Hopefully you'll be alright from now on!

[Pike]

Welcome back, Bubba! Don't ever leave us again! :love:

[Freya]

WELCOME BACK BUBBA! We missed you :D

[Jessweeee♪]

Yay :spin:

[Raistlin]

Welcome home, Bubba. Glad you're ok!

[Agent Proto]

Glad to have you back, Bubba!

I also want to add that it was difficult to read your post using the Mobile Skin. Your color of choice against a white background means your post was unreadable.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Welcome back, man! :D

[The Man]

Glad you're back :monster:

[Chris]

Glad to hear that you're on the mend! However, I am so sorry that you had to suffer through Firefly! I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[fire_of_avalon]

Yaaaaaaay! Happy to have you back, sir. :D

EDIT: In b4 someone destroys Chris.

[Jinx]

dawwww


did you guys hear that?


i'm a star. :3

[Miss Lady Shelly]

Welcome back bubba!!!!

[Jiro]

Look it Bubba!

[Shauna]

~YAY~

[Bubba]

Everyone is too kind... I love you all.

I look forward to resuming my usual role of flooding the forums with drunken, inappropriate posts... though hopefully being charming enough to remain unbanned.

[Quindiana Jones]

It's our pity, not your charm, that keeps you from being banned.

:love:

[Sephex]

Everyone is too kind... I love you all.

I look forward to resuming my usual role of flooding the forums with drunken, inappropriate posts... though hopefully being charming enough to remain unbanned.

As long as you mention Mega Man 2 in there, it's all good.

*has no actual power but pretend I do*