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Laddy
08-21-2012, 11:11 PM
...is a badass.

Let's talk about Liam Neeson.

Iceglow
08-21-2012, 11:43 PM
Liam Neeson is the new and improved Chuck Norris.

Pike
08-21-2012, 11:46 PM
He could break my kneecaps in with a baseball bat any day, baby.

Quindiana Jones
08-21-2012, 11:50 PM
Liam Neeson, born 7/06/1952 in Ballymena, Country Antrim, Northern Ireland, is an Irish actor who has been nominated for an Oscar, a BAFTA and three Golden Globes. He has a voice made out of thunder and is the physical manifestation of Zeus.

Jinx
08-22-2012, 12:15 AM
He did the voice of Aslan.


<3 <3 <3

proverbial Jesus

Sephex
08-22-2012, 01:00 AM
Best Liam Neeson moment ever.

lbdeAhpIPhE

Jiro
08-22-2012, 03:21 AM
Where's that image that says Liam Neeson is fucking amazing because of x reasons? Anyway he does know how to get shit done, and he was my dad in Fallout 3!

Shorty
08-22-2012, 04:44 AM
oh tit, he was in Breakfast on Pluto? I don't remember him at all! also krull ahahahahaha

I have to admit that I didn't like him until I saw Taken, but I haven't seen a whole lot of movies he's in. He's definitey a badass.

Raistlin
08-22-2012, 04:47 AM
Where's that image that says Liam Neeson is fucking amazing because of x reasons?

http://us13.memecdn.com/Liam-Neeson_o_97400.jpg?

Hollycat
08-22-2012, 05:03 AM
Still not as cool as Captain Jack Sparrow.

But yeah, he's awesome.

Shorty
08-22-2012, 05:05 AM
Dude Liam Neeson would wipe the floor with Jack Sparrow. He eats Jack Sparrow for breakfast.

G13
08-22-2012, 05:15 AM
I know what's eating Gilbert Grape.

It's Liam fucking Neeson.

For breakfast.

Hollycat
08-22-2012, 05:16 AM
Dude Liam Neeson would wipe the floor with Jack Sparrow. He eats Jack Sparrow for breakfast.

Sea turtles mate

Jiro
08-22-2012, 05:18 AM
Where's that image that says Liam Neeson is smurfing amazing because of x reasons?

http://us13.memecdn.com/Liam-Neeson_o_97400.jpg?
There's another one that's a little bit longer, including him being Aslan and Zeus and basically saying he's the epitome of badass and if you try to mess with him he will absolutely decimate you.

Which is why a part of me hates the idea of Taken 2 as nobody in their right mind would fuck with him again​.

Fujiko
08-22-2012, 07:18 AM
Dude Liam Neeson would wipe the floor with Jack Sparrow. He eats Jack Sparrow for breakfast.

YES.

Quindiana Jones
08-22-2012, 10:13 AM
I love the fact that they made a sequel to Taken, just for the jokes that have occurred because of it.

Goldenboko
08-22-2012, 12:04 PM
Where's that image that says Liam Neeson is smurfing amazing because of x reasons?

http://us13.memecdn.com/Liam-Neeson_o_97400.jpg?
There's another one that's a little bit longer, including him being Aslan and Zeus and basically saying he's the epitome of badass and if you try to mess with him he will absolutely decimate you.

Which is why a part of me hates the idea of Taken 2 as nobody in their right mind would smurf with him again​.

36813

Shauna
08-22-2012, 12:36 PM
36814

Liam Neeson don't care if you're a dog. He will get you.

Jinx
08-22-2012, 12:59 PM
Liam Neeson died for your sins.

Laddy
08-22-2012, 04:30 PM
Yes. Ras Al Ghul... died. Qui-Gon Jinn... died. Aslan... died. Zeus... imprisoned by Hades. Hannibal... court martialed. Yeah... truly... badass.
He always come back, more pissed off than before.

Quindiana Jones
08-22-2012, 04:37 PM
Death in no way revokes or reduces badassity.

Mercen-X
08-22-2012, 04:40 PM
lol Not always. A halucination for Bruce... a Jedi spectre for Obi-Wan... heh

G13
08-22-2012, 06:04 PM
Ra's al Ghul's legacy lived on in the League of Shadows. Qui-Gon Jinn became more powerful with his death. Death did not prevent Aslan from freeing his world.


Death in no way revokes or reduces badassity.

Psychotic
08-22-2012, 06:08 PM
I genuinely felt bad when he was disappointed in me for giving Megaton a nuclear makeover.

Peegee
08-22-2012, 07:47 PM
He's the voice of asian? that makes perfect sense now!

I also did not become a fan of him until Taken, which was a shame because he's also in Star Wars 1 (or 4...whatever) in the batman trilogy, etc etc.

Shorty
08-22-2012, 11:08 PM
Star Wars 1 should never be spoken of. Ever.

Mercen-X
08-22-2012, 11:29 PM
Save for in discussion of its remake. :jokey:

Pike
08-23-2012, 12:38 AM
Star Wars 1 should never be spoken of. Ever.

Unless you watch The Phantom Edit which is actually a surprisingly tolerable version.

Shiny
08-23-2012, 04:13 AM
Okay, I will tell my Liam Neeson story.

So it was back in Freshman year in uni. I believe it was 2008 or 2009. My introduction to production class professor at the time was friends with the director of this movie called, After Life starring Christina Ricci. Incidentally, it also starred Liam Neeson. They happened to be shooting a few scenes in New York so he invited my class to a viewing of an autopsy scene and the scene where she looks in to a mirror and it gets foggy from her breath. If you haven't seen the movie: very general plot is that a girl supposedly dies in a car accident, but then when she wakes up in the morgue, she's talking.

So we get there, and watch the scene with tiny little Christina Ricci. They do the scene about thirty times or something ridiculous like that because the D.P. (Director of Photography) kept saying, "I SEE NO FOG WHERE IS THE FOG WE NEED MORE FOG".

After that in walks in Mr. Neeson with his bad self. They shoot the scene where she's lying there under the sheet. Liam doesn't realize the huge group of teenagers and 20-somethings watching him the first take. So they shoot. We see him in his element; sternly looking down at Christina Ricci. The director yells, "CUT" and some dude claps. Neeson turns around abruptly. He looks at him and gives him the dirtest look I've ever seen, well actually...third dirtest. The first was some racist white lady and the second was from Catherine Zeta-Jones to the papparazi.

Anyway, Neeson walks over to the director and whispers something in his ear. Then the director kindly tells us that we must leave the set momentarily as they shoot this scene. So we all exit, but we can still hear what's going on. We hear, "ACTION" and they start shooting. Halfway through Neeson, yells "GET THIS IDIOT OFF THE SET". I don't know entirely wtf happened, but the same clapping guy had stayed when everyone else left. So yeah, a bit of an anti-climatic story, but basically never fuck with Neeson.

Jiro
08-23-2012, 06:04 AM
Mega...ton?

Fallout 3, brah. Liam Neeson is yo dad.

Hollycat
08-23-2012, 01:21 PM
Mega...ton?

Fallout 3, brah. Liam Neeson is yo dad.

That's not true, that's impossible!

Oh Bethesda, you and your silly infatuation with killing voice actors

Sephex
08-23-2012, 07:32 PM
Mega...ton?

Fallout 3, brah. Liam Neeson is yo dad.

That's not true, that's impossible!

Oh Bethesda, you and your silly infatuation with killing voice actors

Oh cool, it's Patrick Stewart!

...

I guess that red shirt finally caught up to him.

Peegee
08-23-2012, 08:25 PM
I wouldn't want to be that clapping fool. Forever he would know that his hero Liam Neeson hates his guts for not having any etiquette

Tigmafuzz
08-23-2012, 08:41 PM
36813

I will raise my future children to believe that Liam Neeson is not an actor, but in fact a revolutionary badass who is the subject of several documentaries.

Rocket Edge
08-28-2012, 02:12 PM
If anyone hasn't seen Neeson in the Extra's spoof you should really check it out. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lldrizLu_d8)

He is one of my favourite actors.

Mercen-X
08-28-2012, 04:24 PM
Falcon Awesome!

Peegee
08-28-2012, 10:45 PM
Watched Expendables 2 last weekend - there will be a Taken sequel!

Taken 2 (2012) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1397280/)

Tigmafuzz
08-29-2012, 01:18 AM
Watched Expendables 2 last weekend - there will be a Taken sequel!

Taken 2 (2012) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1397280/)

...Why?

Jiro
08-29-2012, 01:46 AM
Because you still need a vague excuse to watch him kick butt.

Peegee
08-29-2012, 03:01 AM
Liam Neeson should kick ass in Expendables 3.

Completely agree. Also hulk hogan. And Bolo Yeung

Tigmafuzz
08-29-2012, 03:15 PM
Liam Neeson should kick ass in Expendables 3.

Completely agree. Also hulk hogan. And Bolo Yeung

I guess we'll throw in Mr. T, Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and John Saxon too.

Christmas
08-29-2012, 03:19 PM
36896

AWESOME!!!!! HE IS AWESOME!!!! :kaoclove:

36897

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 05:54 PM
I guess we'll throw in Mr. T, Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and John Saxon too.

You sad, sad, dufus. was already killed in Expendables 2.

Who the hell is John Saxon?

Also Dolph Lundgren... what are you talking about? Are you a resident of this planet?

Old Manus
08-29-2012, 06:17 PM
some dude claps. Neeson turns around abruptly. He looks at him and gives him the dirtest look I've ever seenClapping after someone talks is actually a grave insult to those from Northern Ireland (it's why you never hear anyone clap after Gerry Adams says anything)

Peegee
08-29-2012, 06:47 PM
He's half trolling

I would actually second bringing back John Saxon except he's probably on his deathbed.

Laddy
08-29-2012, 08:03 PM
We should have an Academy Award Expendables, for people who can kick your ass in three languages.

I propose Daniel Craig, Sigourney Weaver, Liam Neeson, Harrison Ford, and Ken Watanabe. All sophisticated, all deadly.

Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 09:33 PM
How the hell do you half-troll?

Liam Neeson's best role: Rob Roy MacGregor

Tigmafuzz
08-29-2012, 09:55 PM
Who the hell is John Saxon?

Also Dolph Lundgren... what are you talking about? Are you a resident of this planet?


You sad, sad, dufus.

The irony... it burns :skull:


How the hell do you half-troll?

Like this:


Liam Neeson's best role: Rob Roy MacGregor

Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 10:11 PM
I'm pretty sure that's half-elf half-orc.

Peegee
08-29-2012, 10:19 PM
okay fine he's outright trolling. All holes are holes.