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Jowy
08-29-2012, 05:34 AM
rules: one bad idea you acted on today; five words or less. leave some room for imagination. Be creative!

"taco bell drive thru"

aaaaaaaand go!

krissy
08-29-2012, 05:45 AM
guess i'll text her back

Jiro
08-29-2012, 05:54 AM
i'll eat that whole box

CimminyCricket
08-29-2012, 06:08 AM
I don't have to poop.

Citizen Bleys
08-29-2012, 06:18 AM
I'll just hit snooze.

(Now I have to get up 4 hours early tomorrow or my new kilt gets sent back to Scotland)

Raistlin
08-29-2012, 06:25 AM
I'll respond to PG.

Shorty
08-29-2012, 06:59 AM
Milk was a bad choice.

Rantz
08-29-2012, 07:38 AM
don't need no jacket

Laddy
08-29-2012, 07:55 AM
Footlong. Double meat, double cheese.

Freya
08-29-2012, 08:14 AM
Chocolate? For breakfast? GREAT IDEA!

Huckleberry Quin
08-29-2012, 11:48 AM
Furniture moving. Too many croissants.

Sephex
08-29-2012, 12:52 PM
"It's okay to post this on Facebook. I am sure everyone on my friend's list will agree with my religious opinion."

Christmas
08-29-2012, 01:22 PM
FLUSHING THE TOILET!

Criminally Vulgar
08-29-2012, 01:54 PM
letters to myself

britain rains. wear appropriate clothing.

late arrival means uncomfortable seating.

office work evaporates will

toothpaste, orange juice. No.

anxiety inevitable. sleep earlier please.

Old Manus
08-29-2012, 02:09 PM
Back Strauss to stay captain

I Took the Red Pill
08-29-2012, 03:34 PM
make a post with six words

Shiny
08-29-2012, 04:43 PM
Latte, with just the cream

Tigmafuzz
08-29-2012, 04:50 PM
"Pfft, condom."

NorthernChaosGod
08-29-2012, 05:15 PM
Eat all the food.

Shorty
08-29-2012, 05:53 PM
accidentally hot

Peegee
08-29-2012, 05:58 PM
Should I click post? YES

Jowy
08-29-2012, 06:06 PM
i'll come in early today

Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 06:37 PM
I'll come early today. *giggity*

I'll post this political swag on Eyes On, how bad can it be?

I'll post this joke I ruined on Eyes On, how bad can it be?

I'll post this picture of my thumb while it's shaped like a buttcrack... funny, right?

Bowl of Cheerios just before bed. (I'm gluten intolerant... and lactose intolerant... math)

Goldenboko
08-29-2012, 06:44 PM
"Can I microwave this?"

Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 06:58 PM
True story: Pop-Tart with aluminplastic cover in Microwave. Instant shrink-wrap... and sparks too.

Jowy
08-29-2012, 07:49 PM
it clearly states on the packaging to take them out before you put 'em in the microwave!

Shorty
08-29-2012, 07:50 PM
should I tell my boyfriend

Huckleberry Quin
08-29-2012, 08:07 PM
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

sharkythesharkdogg
08-29-2012, 08:09 PM
Yes, will make your Integra a racecar.

Rantz
08-29-2012, 08:12 PM
should I tell my boyfriend

"should I stay unbanned"

Shiny
08-29-2012, 08:21 PM
should I tell my boyfriend

"should I stay unbanned"
hahahaha

"We're having an affair. Surprise!"

Jowy
08-29-2012, 08:22 PM
this thread got pretty scandalous

CimminyCricket
08-29-2012, 09:09 PM
My kidney is just fine

Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 10:30 PM
I don't need to pass that stone. *ew*

True Story: retrieved passed stone from urinal. *very ew*

Faris
08-29-2012, 11:21 PM
"I'm sure it's safe to drink"

"Roll in this for superpowers." "Awesome!"

Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 11:26 PM
No adults. Two hyperactive kids. Big house. Lighter. Flammable objects. What could go wrong?

Bunny
08-29-2012, 11:31 PM
Yes, that sounds fun.

blackmage_nuke
08-29-2012, 11:38 PM
I'll skim EoFF before leaving

Old Manus
08-29-2012, 11:59 PM
I wouldn't say there are that many fat people here

Mercen-X
08-30-2012, 12:36 AM
Bouncy skinny African tribal warrior versus large muscular sumo... aaaand go!

Madame Adequate
08-30-2012, 12:40 AM
Pizza for breakfast, lunch, dinner

Shorty
08-30-2012, 12:41 AM
the fuck are you talking about, that sounds like a great idea!

Madame Adequate
08-30-2012, 12:51 AM
Oh it is.

Until I need to get it out the other end. :(

Shorty
08-30-2012, 12:51 AM
abort! abort!

Mercen-X
08-30-2012, 01:23 AM
It's a lovely ship, I think you should go down with it.

Huckleberry Quin
08-30-2012, 01:40 AM
This doesn't make me gay.

Rostum
08-30-2012, 03:15 AM
Flirt with that girl.

Alpha2099
08-30-2012, 03:39 AM
Hey guys! Watch this!

fire_of_avalon
08-30-2012, 03:40 AM
Prime rib? Yeah, prime rib.

Mercen-X
08-30-2012, 05:57 AM
One kiss isn't cheating.

NorthernChaosGod
08-30-2012, 07:36 AM
4chan never lies

Jiro
08-30-2012, 09:52 AM
just the juice and yoghurt

Raistlin
08-30-2012, 05:32 PM
I'll do it tomorrow

(originally said Monday)

Jowy
08-30-2012, 05:33 PM
"i'll hit reply all"

sharkythesharkdogg
08-30-2012, 06:52 PM
I'm sure it doesn't really mean premium octane required.

Shorty
08-30-2012, 07:10 PM
My shirt doesn't need ironing.

Citizen Bleys
08-30-2012, 07:26 PM
I'll wear my kilt while skydiving.

Mercen-X
08-31-2012, 04:56 AM
Shake hands with Lex Luthor.

Shake hands with the Joker.

Shake hands with the Hulk.

An habanero can't be any hotter than a jalapeņo.

Steve
08-31-2012, 05:09 AM
I'll agree to read 50 shades of grey when my girl asks me to do so. I'm still fucking disturbed by how badly written this shit is!

~*~Celes~*~
08-31-2012, 05:17 AM
Don't need to fry any legs!

...that one almost got me yelled at, a co worker i consulted on the decision took the fall though.

Steve
08-31-2012, 10:14 AM
"I know let's share a facebook status where I admit to having attempted to read 50 Shades Of Grey with my family, when my brother is a notorious bastard!"

Cool idea bro, got torn apart (rightfully so) lmao

Raistlin
08-31-2012, 06:34 PM
"eh, I'll manage with less sleep"

Rase
08-31-2012, 06:48 PM
What's one more drink, really?

Jowy
08-31-2012, 06:58 PM
"gonna eat this whole pineapple"

Mercen-X
08-31-2012, 07:00 PM
One more 24oz glass of apple juice, my good man!

Rase
08-31-2012, 07:04 PM
"Wonder if EoFF still exist..."

Huckleberry Quin
08-31-2012, 07:12 PM
I'm becoming more and more convinced that Iceglow and Mercen-X are the same person.

Steve
08-31-2012, 07:27 PM
"gonna eat this whole pineapple"

I once sat down and literally ate 2 whole pineapples back to back alone. I felt like a fruity, juicy god for a while afterwards.

Shorty
08-31-2012, 07:28 PM
That sounds incredibly sad.

Shiny
08-31-2012, 08:31 PM
My shirt doesn't need ironing.

There's stuff that you can spray on your shirt when you don't feel like ironing. I forgot what's it called. I think it begins with a D.

Citizen Bleys
08-31-2012, 08:45 PM
Dimethyl sulfate?

Jowy
08-31-2012, 09:08 PM
downy wrinkle release!

Citizen Bleys
08-31-2012, 09:23 PM
Back on topic:

I wonder if Downy Wrinkle Release works on my ba--*shot by a sniper*

Jowy
08-31-2012, 09:58 PM
spatvark hasn't posted here in years, bleys

someone else is holding the gun now it seems...

Rantz
08-31-2012, 10:06 PM
Flatliner can't be THAT bad...

Tigmafuzz
08-31-2012, 11:07 PM
spatvark hasn't posted here in years, bleys

someone else is holding the gun now it seems...

It must have been theundeadhero. For the lulz.

Mercen-X
09-01-2012, 12:32 AM
I will post online how much I despise coconuts.

Hollycat
09-01-2012, 12:42 AM
I wont need this later

Sephex
09-01-2012, 12:43 AM
"Sure, one more drink can't hurt."

Mercen-X
09-01-2012, 01:01 AM
If I have problem, I can just turn to my friends.

Jiro
09-01-2012, 04:34 PM
Get drunk. Write assignment. Submit.

(nah jk I didn't submit yet still gotta finish it)

Jowy
09-01-2012, 05:43 PM
write drunk; edit sober.

words to live by!

Mercen-X
09-01-2012, 06:22 PM
I've been holding it all day. I can hold it for the next 41 miles. Good thing I drank those two bottles of water. I need to stay hydrated.

Shorty
09-01-2012, 10:58 PM
Karaoke bar sounds fun.

also more gin and tonic, please

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2012, 11:37 PM
I'll just try talking French...

Mercen-X
09-02-2012, 12:15 AM
I jest try talking English...

Jowy
09-02-2012, 08:07 AM
let's go to olive garden

Jiro
09-02-2012, 08:10 AM
use by just a guide

Mercen-X
09-02-2012, 08:14 AM
This whole cheesecake is for me? (gone in one sitting)

Shorty
09-04-2012, 06:20 AM
Get all sixlets in mouth.

Mercen-X
09-04-2012, 06:32 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Mercen-X/35084e0e.gif

Raistlin
09-04-2012, 07:16 PM
Just ten more minutes....

Ace Protorney
09-05-2012, 03:24 PM
I can do this tomorrow.

*following day*

I can do this tomorrow.

*following day*

I can do this tomorrow.

etc...

Shorty
09-05-2012, 07:57 PM
Just one donut. Maybe another.

Mercen-X
09-05-2012, 08:50 PM
Nah, this joke isn't inappropriate.

Jowy
09-05-2012, 10:40 PM
what'd the caterers bring?

Raistlin
09-06-2012, 02:41 AM
"2 AM? No problem!"

"Sure, I could handle some more work."

Mercen-X
09-06-2012, 02:58 AM
Watching BloodRayne... right Though there was fairly decent sex scene at one point. Also the saving grace of the dragon movie Kristanna Loken was in as a Viking.

Jinx
09-06-2012, 10:29 PM
whole bag of flamin' hot cheetos in bean dip

Clo
09-06-2012, 11:22 PM
I'll feed that stray cat!

Mercen-X
09-07-2012, 08:15 AM
I don't need to wash my hands just now.

Araciel
09-07-2012, 06:36 PM
Overtime+after back workout...

FUCK THIS CHAIR

Tigmafuzz
09-08-2012, 12:28 AM
I'll feed that stray cat!

How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:

Shorty
09-08-2012, 12:29 AM
Ignore early flight check in.

Polnareff
09-08-2012, 04:06 AM
My bad idea for today was even getting the hell out of bed.

Let's see here.....

-car kept randomly shutting off
-had to go to the welfare office, which was crowded as smurf
-tried to go online at the library to send in a form. Computer kept crashing
-hung out with a friend, who unfortunately brought a bunch of kids I didn't know with her. One of these kids kept mentioning a place I wanna eventually go
-felt like a fifth wheel the whole time I hung out with said friend
-mom being weird as usual and smurfing taking medication while being drunk
-crush not talking to me, and when she does she never tells me anything (I wonder if she'll see this :P )
-PSP generally smurfing up, which is what I play to relieve stress
-the worst one of all, I have to go to work at 8 tomorrow morning. :/

Clo
09-08-2012, 05:03 AM
I'll feed that stray cat!

How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
The little mofo bit me after I fed him.

Tigmafuzz
09-08-2012, 06:04 AM
I'll feed that stray cat!

How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
The little mofo bit me after I fed him.

Not his fault you stuck around :doublecolbert:

Mercen-X
09-08-2012, 06:24 AM
Some cats are loudly screeching and hissing outside. I'm sure they're just hungry. "Here, kitties!"

Jowy
09-08-2012, 06:35 AM
lunchtime was naptime today

aliciad
09-08-2012, 11:51 AM
bad weather makes bad whole day.

Jiro
09-08-2012, 03:12 PM
Six words. You die now.

Tigmafuzz
09-08-2012, 11:33 PM
Six words. You die now.

Four words: four equals three.

Jiro
09-09-2012, 04:44 AM
He posted six, not me.

Mercen-X
09-09-2012, 04:48 AM
Twelve words: I really have to pee. Oh! No! It's number two!

Jowy
09-09-2012, 06:43 AM
four pages before this turned into poop jokes

that's a new record

Tigmafuzz
09-09-2012, 06:44 AM
It's page one for me.

Raistlin
09-09-2012, 06:46 AM
"Let's argue about posts/page again"

Jowy
09-09-2012, 07:01 AM
i heard the boxing bell sound effect ring three times when i read that post

Araciel
09-09-2012, 07:38 AM
Drank overpowered caesars so I couldn't drive our '13 Ford Escape home :( it's so pretty and robotic

Mercen-X
09-09-2012, 05:48 PM
To be fair, I really did have to desperately use the bathroom before I made my post...


bad idea of the day: just watch one more episode of Deadwood. (1am... my parents did this)

Jowy
09-15-2012, 07:55 PM
it went to page two

Raistlin
09-15-2012, 07:58 PM
*after having been up at 7:30 AM* "Sure, I'll drink until 1:30."

Shorty
09-15-2012, 08:13 PM
chimichanga, carrot cake and gin

Night Fury
09-15-2012, 08:24 PM
Bad mood ice cream purchase.

(5 words. :))

Jiro
09-16-2012, 06:33 AM
When did we ditch the 5 word limit stipulated in the OP? I liked the element of mystery ;___;

Doesn't smell like off food.

Jowy
09-16-2012, 06:38 AM
i abide by thread rules

Raistlin
09-16-2012, 07:12 AM
"Sure, I'll play another game."

Mercen-X
09-16-2012, 05:27 PM
When did we ditch the 5 word limit stipulated in the OP? I liked the element of mystery ;___;.

Not abiding by thread rules... my stomach hurts.

Clo
09-16-2012, 10:30 PM
Took too many shots, passed out on the party bus.

Shorty
09-17-2012, 06:15 AM
yesterday: locked out, 5yo through window

SHUT UP PHILIP I AM A GREAT BABYSITTER

Jinx
09-17-2012, 09:08 PM
yesterday: locked out, 5yo through window

SHUT UP PHILIP I AM A GREAT BABYSITTER

I NEED MORE THAN FIVE WORDS :OOOOO



Mine: volcano nachos, two potato burritos

Shorty
09-17-2012, 09:10 PM
TOO BAD DEM'S DA RULES

It was pretty comical, actually.

Jowy
09-17-2012, 09:11 PM
potato burritos are disgusting

Jinx
09-17-2012, 09:12 PM
TOO BAD DEM'S DA RULES

It was pretty comical, actually.

OKAY WELL YOU CAN TELL ME ON MSN


:D :D :D

Mercen-X
09-19-2012, 11:17 PM
Two fat-bowls of spaghetti does not agree with my digestion

Shorty
09-19-2012, 11:30 PM
I'll skip lunch today

Jinx
09-19-2012, 11:33 PM
I'll skip lunch today

BUT SARAH, CHEESEBURGERS WHY? D:

Shorty
09-19-2012, 11:34 PM
I decided no instead because fatty fat fat :(

Jinx
09-20-2012, 12:27 PM
why did i agree to work morning shift?

Night Fury
09-20-2012, 12:37 PM
Oh just one more Mojito.

Beowulf
09-20-2012, 03:25 PM
I'll leave by 8 today.

Jiro
09-20-2012, 04:22 PM
FOOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOONG

Shorty
09-20-2012, 06:09 PM
I don't need a shower.

Jowy
09-20-2012, 06:43 PM
camel bold box, please

Mercen-X
09-23-2012, 05:38 AM
Didn't thank hair stylist.
Didn't tip hair stylist.
Didn't ask hottie's phone number.
Open flip-phone in pocket. CRRRRRRACK! SNAP! :mad:

Unbreakable Will
09-23-2012, 05:48 AM
Three bowls of Raisin Bran? De.Lici.Ous.

Raistlin
09-23-2012, 05:57 AM
Eh, I'll do it later.