bad ideas of the day.

[Jowy]

rules: one bad idea you acted on today; five words or less. leave some room for imagination. Be creative!

"taco bell drive thru"

aaaaaaaand go!

[krissy]

guess i'll text her back

[Jiro]

i'll eat that whole box

[CimminyCricket]

I don't have to poop.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'll just hit snooze.

(Now I have to get up 4 hours early tomorrow or my new kilt gets sent back to Scotland)

[Raistlin]

I'll respond to PG.

[Shorty]

Milk was a bad choice.

[Rantz]

don't need no jacket

[Laddy]

Footlong. Double meat, double cheese.

[Freya]

Chocolate? For breakfast? GREAT IDEA!

[Quindiana Jones]

Furniture moving. Too many croissants.

[Sephex]

"It's okay to post this on Facebook. I am sure everyone on my friend's list will agree with my religious opinion."

[Christmas]

FLUSHING THE TOILET!

[Criminally Vulgar]

letters to myself

britain rains. wear appropriate clothing.

late arrival means uncomfortable seating.

office work evaporates will

toothpaste, orange juice. No.

anxiety inevitable. sleep earlier please.

[Old Manus]

Back Strauss to stay captain

[I Took the Red Pill]

make a post with six words

[Shiny]

Latte, with just the cream

[Tigmafuzz]

"Pfft, condom."

[NorthernChaosGod]

Eat all the food.

[Shorty]

accidentally hot

[Peegee]

Should I click post? YES

[Jowy]

i'll come in early today

[Mercen-X]

I'll come early today. *giggity*

I'll post this political swag on Eyes On, how bad can it be?

I'll post this joke I ruined on Eyes On, how bad can it be?

I'll post this picture of my thumb while it's shaped like a buttcrack... funny, right?

Bowl of Cheerios just before bed. (I'm gluten intolerant... and lactose intolerant... math)

[Goldenboko]

"Can I microwave this?"

[Mercen-X]

True story: Pop-Tart with aluminplastic cover in Microwave. Instant shrink-wrap... and sparks too.

[Jowy]

it clearly states on the packaging to take them out before you put 'em in the microwave!

[Shorty]

should I tell my boyfriend

[Quindiana Jones]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Yes, will make your Integra a racecar.

[Rantz]

should I tell my boyfriend

"should I stay unbanned"

[Shiny]

should I tell my boyfriend

"should I stay unbanned"
hahahaha

"We're having an affair. Surprise!"

[Jowy]

this thread got pretty scandalous

[CimminyCricket]

My kidney is just fine

[Mercen-X]

I don't need to pass that stone. *ew*

True Story: retrieved passed stone from urinal. *very ew*

[Faris]

"I'm sure it's safe to drink"

"Roll in this for superpowers." "Awesome!"

[Mercen-X]

No adults. Two hyperactive kids. Big house. Lighter. Flammable objects. What could go wrong?

[Bunny]

Yes, that sounds fun.

[blackmage_nuke]

I'll skim EoFF before leaving

[Old Manus]

I wouldn't say there are that many fat people here

[Mercen-X]

Bouncy skinny African tribal warrior versus large muscular sumo... aaaand go!

[Madame Adequate]

Pizza for breakfast, lunch, dinner

[Shorty]

the fuck are you talking about, that sounds like a great idea!

[Madame Adequate]

Oh it is.

Until I need to get it out the other end. :(

[Shorty]

abort! abort!

[Mercen-X]

It's a lovely ship, I think you should go down with it.

[Quindiana Jones]

This doesn't make me gay.

[Rostum]

Flirt with that girl.

[Alpha2099]

Hey guys! Watch this!

[fire_of_avalon]

Prime rib? Yeah, prime rib.

[Mercen-X]

One kiss isn't cheating.

[NorthernChaosGod]

4chan never lies

[Jiro]

just the juice and yoghurt

[Raistlin]

I'll do it tomorrow

(originally said Monday)

[Jowy]

"i'll hit reply all"

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'm sure it doesn't really mean premium octane required.

[Shorty]

My shirt doesn't need ironing.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'll wear my kilt while skydiving.

[Mercen-X]

Shake hands with Lex Luthor.

Shake hands with the Joker.

Shake hands with the Hulk.

An habanero can't be any hotter than a jalapeño.

[Iceglow]

I'll agree to read 50 shades of grey when my girl asks me to do so. I'm still fucking disturbed by how badly written this shit is!

[~*~Celes~*~]

Don't need to fry any legs!

...that one almost got me yelled at, a co worker i consulted on the decision took the fall though.

[Iceglow]

"I know let's share a facebook status where I admit to having attempted to read 50 Shades Of Grey with my family, when my brother is a notorious bastard!"

Cool idea bro, got torn apart (rightfully so) lmao

[Raistlin]

"eh, I'll manage with less sleep"

[Rase]

What's one more drink, really?

[Jowy]

"gonna eat this whole pineapple"

[Mercen-X]

One more 24oz glass of apple juice, my good man!

[Rase]

"Wonder if EoFF still exist..."

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm becoming more and more convinced that Iceglow and Mercen-X are the same person.

[Iceglow]

"gonna eat this whole pineapple"

I once sat down and literally ate 2 whole pineapples back to back alone. I felt like a fruity, juicy god for a while afterwards.

[Shorty]

That sounds incredibly sad.

[Shiny]

My shirt doesn't need ironing.

There's stuff that you can spray on your shirt when you don't feel like ironing. I forgot what's it called. I think it begins with a D.

[Citizen Bleys]

Dimethyl sulfate?

[Jowy]

downy wrinkle release!

[Citizen Bleys]

Back on topic:

I wonder if Downy Wrinkle Release works on my ba--*shot by a sniper*

[Jowy]

spatvark hasn't posted here in years, bleys

someone else is holding the gun now it seems...

[Rantz]

Flatliner can't be THAT bad...

[Tigmafuzz]

spatvark hasn't posted here in years, bleys

someone else is holding the gun now it seems...

It must have been theundeadhero. For the lulz.

[Mercen-X]

I will post online how much I despise coconuts.

[Hollycat]

I wont need this later

[Sephex]

"Sure, one more drink can't hurt."

[Mercen-X]

If I have problem, I can just turn to my friends.

[Jiro]

Get drunk. Write assignment. Submit.

(nah jk I didn't submit yet still gotta finish it)

[Jowy]

write drunk; edit sober.

words to live by!

[Mercen-X]

I've been holding it all day. I can hold it for the next 41 miles. Good thing I drank those two bottles of water. I need to stay hydrated.

[Shorty]

Karaoke bar sounds fun.

also more gin and tonic, please

[Quindiana Jones]

I'll just try talking French...

[Mercen-X]

I jest try talking English...

[Jowy]

let's go to olive garden

[Jiro]

use by just a guide

[Mercen-X]

This whole cheesecake is for me? (gone in one sitting)

[Shorty]

Get all sixlets in mouth.

[Mercen-X]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Mercen-X/35084e0e.gif

[Raistlin]

Just ten more minutes....

[Agent Proto]

I can do this tomorrow.

*following day*

I can do this tomorrow.

*following day*

I can do this tomorrow.

etc...

[Shorty]

Just one donut. Maybe another.

[Mercen-X]

Nah, this joke isn't inappropriate.

[Jowy]

what'd the caterers bring?

[Raistlin]

"2 AM? No problem!"

"Sure, I could handle some more work."

[Mercen-X]

Watching BloodRayne... right Though there was fairly decent sex scene at one point. Also the saving grace of the dragon movie Kristanna Loken was in as a Viking.

[Jinx]

whole bag of flamin' hot cheetos in bean dip

[Clo]

I'll feed that stray cat!

[Mercen-X]

I don't need to wash my hands just now.

[Araciel]

Overtime+after back workout...

FUCK THIS CHAIR

[Tigmafuzz]

I'll feed that stray cat!

How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:

[Shorty]

Ignore early flight check in.

[Polnareff]

My bad idea for today was even getting the hell out of bed.

Let's see here.....

-car kept randomly shutting off
-had to go to the welfare office, which was crowded as smurf
-tried to go online at the library to send in a form. Computer kept crashing
-hung out with a friend, who unfortunately brought a bunch of kids I didn't know with her. One of these kids kept mentioning a place I wanna eventually go
-felt like a fifth wheel the whole time I hung out with said friend
-mom being weird as usual and smurfing taking medication while being drunk
-crush not talking to me, and when she does she never tells me anything (I wonder if she'll see this :P )
-PSP generally smurfing up, which is what I play to relieve stress
-the worst one of all, I have to go to work at 8 tomorrow morning. :/

[Clo]

I'll feed that stray cat!

How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
The little mofo bit me after I fed him.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'll feed that stray cat!

How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
The little mofo bit me after I fed him.

Not his fault you stuck around :doublecolbert:

[Mercen-X]

Some cats are loudly screeching and hissing outside. I'm sure they're just hungry. "Here, kitties!"

[Jowy]

lunchtime was naptime today

[aliciad]

bad weather makes bad whole day.

[Jiro]

Six words. You die now.

[Tigmafuzz]

Six words. You die now.

Four words: four equals three.

[Jiro]

He posted six, not me.

[Mercen-X]

Twelve words: I really have to pee. Oh! No! It's number two!

[Jowy]

four pages before this turned into poop jokes

that's a new record

[Tigmafuzz]

It's page one for me.

[Raistlin]

"Let's argue about posts/page again"

[Jowy]

i heard the boxing bell sound effect ring three times when i read that post

[Araciel]

Drank overpowered caesars so I couldn't drive our '13 Ford Escape home :( it's so pretty and robotic

[Mercen-X]

To be fair, I really did have to desperately use the bathroom before I made my post...


bad idea of the day: just watch one more episode of Deadwood. (1am... my parents did this)

[Jowy]

it went to page two

[Raistlin]

*after having been up at 7:30 AM* "Sure, I'll drink until 1:30."

[Shorty]

chimichanga, carrot cake and gin

[Night Fury]

Bad mood ice cream purchase.

(5 words. :))

[Jiro]

When did we ditch the 5 word limit stipulated in the OP? I liked the element of mystery ;___;

Doesn't smell like off food.

[Jowy]

i abide by thread rules

[Raistlin]

"Sure, I'll play another game."

[Mercen-X]

When did we ditch the 5 word limit stipulated in the OP? I liked the element of mystery ;___;.

Not abiding by thread rules... my stomach hurts.

[Clo]

Took too many shots, passed out on the party bus.

[Shorty]

yesterday: locked out, 5yo through window

SHUT UP PHILIP I AM A GREAT BABYSITTER

[Jinx]

yesterday: locked out, 5yo through window

SHUT UP PHILIP I AM A GREAT BABYSITTER

I NEED MORE THAN FIVE WORDS :OOOOO



Mine: volcano nachos, two potato burritos

[Shorty]

TOO BAD DEM'S DA RULES

It was pretty comical, actually.

[Jowy]

potato burritos are disgusting

[Jinx]

TOO BAD DEM'S DA RULES

It was pretty comical, actually.

OKAY WELL YOU CAN TELL ME ON MSN


:D :D :D

[Mercen-X]

Two fat-bowls of spaghetti does not agree with my digestion

[Shorty]

I'll skip lunch today

[Jinx]

I'll skip lunch today

BUT SARAH, CHEESEBURGERS WHY? D:

[Shorty]

I decided no instead because fatty fat fat :(

[Jinx]

why did i agree to work morning shift?

[Night Fury]

Oh just one more Mojito.

[Beowulf]

I'll leave by 8 today.

[Jiro]

FOOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOONG

[Shorty]

I don't need a shower.

[Jowy]

camel bold box, please

[Mercen-X]

Didn't thank hair stylist.
Didn't tip hair stylist.
Didn't ask hottie's phone number.
Open flip-phone in pocket. CRRRRRRACK! SNAP! :mad:

[Unbreakable Will]

Three bowls of Raisin Bran? De.Lici.Ous.

[Raistlin]

Eh, I'll do it later.