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rules: one bad idea you acted on today; five words or less. leave some room for imagination. Be creative!
"taco bell drive thru"
aaaaaaaand go!
krissy
08-29-2012, 04:45 AM
guess i'll text her back
CimminyCricket
08-29-2012, 05:08 AM
I don't have to poop.
Citizen Bleys
08-29-2012, 05:18 AM
I'll just hit snooze.
(Now I have to get up 4 hours early tomorrow or my new kilt gets sent back to Scotland)
Raistlin
08-29-2012, 05:25 AM
I'll respond to PG.
Shorty
08-29-2012, 05:59 AM
Milk was a bad choice.
Rantz
08-29-2012, 06:38 AM
don't need no jacket
Laddy
08-29-2012, 06:55 AM
Footlong. Double meat, double cheese.
Freya
08-29-2012, 07:14 AM
Chocolate? For breakfast? GREAT IDEA!
Quindiana Jones
08-29-2012, 10:48 AM
Furniture moving. Too many croissants.
Sephex
08-29-2012, 11:52 AM
"It's okay to post this on Facebook. I am sure everyone on my friend's list will agree with my religious opinion."
Christmas
08-29-2012, 12:22 PM
FLUSHING THE TOILET!
Criminally Vulgar
08-29-2012, 12:54 PM
letters to myself
britain rains. wear appropriate clothing.
late arrival means uncomfortable seating.
office work evaporates will
toothpaste, orange juice. No.
anxiety inevitable. sleep earlier please.
Old Manus
08-29-2012, 01:09 PM
Back Strauss to stay captain
I Took the Red Pill
08-29-2012, 02:34 PM
make a post with six words
Shiny
08-29-2012, 03:43 PM
Latte, with just the cream
Tigmafuzz
08-29-2012, 03:50 PM
"Pfft, condom."
NorthernChaosGod
08-29-2012, 04:15 PM
Eat all the food.
Shorty
08-29-2012, 04:53 PM
accidentally hot
Peegee
08-29-2012, 04:58 PM
Should I click post? YES
Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 05:37 PM
I'll come early today. *giggity*
I'll post this political swag on Eyes On, how bad can it be?
I'll post this joke I ruined on Eyes On, how bad can it be?
I'll post this picture of my thumb while it's shaped like a buttcrack... funny, right?
Bowl of Cheerios just before bed. (I'm gluten intolerant... and lactose intolerant... math)
Goldenboko
08-29-2012, 05:44 PM
"Can I microwave this?"
Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 05:58 PM
True story: Pop-Tart with aluminplastic cover in Microwave. Instant shrink-wrap... and sparks too.
it clearly states on the packaging to take them out before you put 'em in the microwave!
Shorty
08-29-2012, 06:50 PM
should I tell my boyfriend
Quindiana Jones
08-29-2012, 07:07 PM
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.
sharkythesharkdogg
08-29-2012, 07:09 PM
Yes, will make your Integra a racecar.
Rantz
08-29-2012, 07:12 PM
should I tell my boyfriend
"should I stay unbanned"
Shiny
08-29-2012, 07:21 PM
should I tell my boyfriend
"should I stay unbanned"
hahahaha
"We're having an affair. Surprise!"
this thread got pretty scandalous
CimminyCricket
08-29-2012, 08:09 PM
My kidney is just fine
Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 09:30 PM
I don't need to pass that stone. *ew*
True Story: retrieved passed stone from urinal. *very ew*
Faris
08-29-2012, 10:21 PM
"I'm sure it's safe to drink"
"Roll in this for superpowers." "Awesome!"
Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 10:26 PM
No adults. Two hyperactive kids. Big house. Lighter. Flammable objects. What could go wrong?
Bunny
08-29-2012, 10:31 PM
Yes, that sounds fun.
blackmage_nuke
08-29-2012, 10:38 PM
I'll skim EoFF before leaving
Old Manus
08-29-2012, 10:59 PM
I wouldn't say there are that many fat people here
Mercen-X
08-29-2012, 11:36 PM
Bouncy skinny African tribal warrior versus large muscular sumo... aaaand go!
Madame Adequate
08-29-2012, 11:40 PM
Pizza for breakfast, lunch, dinner
Shorty
08-29-2012, 11:41 PM
the fuck are you talking about, that sounds like a great idea!
Madame Adequate
08-29-2012, 11:51 PM
Oh it is.
Until I need to get it out the other end. :(
Shorty
08-29-2012, 11:51 PM
abort! abort!
Mercen-X
08-30-2012, 12:23 AM
It's a lovely ship, I think you should go down with it.
Quindiana Jones
08-30-2012, 12:40 AM
This doesn't make me gay.
Rostum
08-30-2012, 02:15 AM
Flirt with that girl.
Alpha2099
08-30-2012, 02:39 AM
Hey guys! Watch this!
fire_of_avalon
08-30-2012, 02:40 AM
Prime rib? Yeah, prime rib.
Mercen-X
08-30-2012, 04:57 AM
One kiss isn't cheating.
NorthernChaosGod
08-30-2012, 06:36 AM
4chan never lies
just the juice and yoghurt
Raistlin
08-30-2012, 04:32 PM
I'll do it tomorrow
(originally said Monday)
sharkythesharkdogg
08-30-2012, 05:52 PM
I'm sure it doesn't really mean premium octane required.
Shorty
08-30-2012, 06:10 PM
My shirt doesn't need ironing.
Citizen Bleys
08-30-2012, 06:26 PM
I'll wear my kilt while skydiving.
Mercen-X
08-31-2012, 03:56 AM
Shake hands with Lex Luthor.
Shake hands with the Joker.
Shake hands with the Hulk.
An habanero can't be any hotter than a jalapeņo.
Iceglow
08-31-2012, 04:09 AM
I'll agree to read 50 shades of grey when my girl asks me to do so. I'm still fucking disturbed by how badly written this shit is!
~*~Celes~*~
08-31-2012, 04:17 AM
Don't need to fry any legs!
...that one almost got me yelled at, a co worker i consulted on the decision took the fall though.
Iceglow
08-31-2012, 09:14 AM
"I know let's share a facebook status where I admit to having attempted to read 50 Shades Of Grey with my family, when my brother is a notorious bastard!"
Cool idea bro, got torn apart (rightfully so) lmao
Raistlin
08-31-2012, 05:34 PM
"eh, I'll manage with less sleep"
What's one more drink, really?
"gonna eat this whole pineapple"
Mercen-X
08-31-2012, 06:00 PM
One more 24oz glass of apple juice, my good man!
"Wonder if EoFF still exist..."
Quindiana Jones
08-31-2012, 06:12 PM
I'm becoming more and more convinced that Iceglow and Mercen-X are the same person.
Iceglow
08-31-2012, 06:27 PM
"gonna eat this whole pineapple"
I once sat down and literally ate 2 whole pineapples back to back alone. I felt like a fruity, juicy god for a while afterwards.
Shorty
08-31-2012, 06:28 PM
That sounds incredibly sad.
Shiny
08-31-2012, 07:31 PM
My shirt doesn't need ironing.
There's stuff that you can spray on your shirt when you don't feel like ironing. I forgot what's it called. I think it begins with a D.
Citizen Bleys
08-31-2012, 07:45 PM
Dimethyl sulfate?
Citizen Bleys
08-31-2012, 08:23 PM
Back on topic:
I wonder if Downy Wrinkle Release works on my ba--*shot by a sniper*
spatvark hasn't posted here in years, bleys
someone else is holding the gun now it seems...
Rantz
08-31-2012, 09:06 PM
Flatliner can't be THAT bad...
Tigmafuzz
08-31-2012, 10:07 PM
spatvark hasn't posted here in years, bleys
someone else is holding the gun now it seems...
It must have been theundeadhero. For the lulz.
Mercen-X
08-31-2012, 11:32 PM
I will post online how much I despise coconuts.
Hollycat
08-31-2012, 11:42 PM
I wont need this later
Sephex
08-31-2012, 11:43 PM
"Sure, one more drink can't hurt."
Mercen-X
09-01-2012, 12:01 AM
If I have problem, I can just turn to my friends.
Get drunk. Write assignment. Submit.
(nah jk I didn't submit yet still gotta finish it)
write drunk; edit sober.
words to live by!
Mercen-X
09-01-2012, 05:22 PM
I've been holding it all day. I can hold it for the next 41 miles. Good thing I drank those two bottles of water. I need to stay hydrated.
Shorty
09-01-2012, 09:58 PM
Karaoke bar sounds fun.
also more gin and tonic, please
Quindiana Jones
09-01-2012, 10:37 PM
I'll just try talking French...
Mercen-X
09-01-2012, 11:15 PM
I jest try talking English...
Mercen-X
09-02-2012, 07:14 AM
This whole cheesecake is for me? (gone in one sitting)
Shorty
09-04-2012, 05:20 AM
Get all sixlets in mouth.
Mercen-X
09-04-2012, 05:32 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Mercen-X/35084e0e.gif
Raistlin
09-04-2012, 06:16 PM
Just ten more minutes....
Agent Proto
09-05-2012, 02:24 PM
I can do this tomorrow.
*following day*
I can do this tomorrow.
*following day*
I can do this tomorrow.
etc...
Shorty
09-05-2012, 06:57 PM
Just one donut. Maybe another.
Mercen-X
09-05-2012, 07:50 PM
Nah, this joke isn't inappropriate.
what'd the caterers bring?
Raistlin
09-06-2012, 01:41 AM
"2 AM? No problem!"
"Sure, I could handle some more work."
Mercen-X
09-06-2012, 01:58 AM
Watching BloodRayne... right Though there was fairly decent sex scene at one point. Also the saving grace of the dragon movie Kristanna Loken was in as a Viking.
whole bag of flamin' hot cheetos in bean dip
I'll feed that stray cat!
Mercen-X
09-07-2012, 07:15 AM
I don't need to wash my hands just now.
Araciel
09-07-2012, 05:36 PM
Overtime+after back workout...
FUCK THIS CHAIR
Tigmafuzz
09-07-2012, 11:28 PM
I'll feed that stray cat!
How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
Shorty
09-07-2012, 11:29 PM
Ignore early flight check in.
Polnareff
09-08-2012, 03:06 AM
My bad idea for today was even getting the hell out of bed.
Let's see here.....
-car kept randomly shutting off
-had to go to the welfare office, which was crowded as smurf
-tried to go online at the library to send in a form. Computer kept crashing
-hung out with a friend, who unfortunately brought a bunch of kids I didn't know with her. One of these kids kept mentioning a place I wanna eventually go
-felt like a fifth wheel the whole time I hung out with said friend
-mom being weird as usual and smurfing taking medication while being drunk
-crush not talking to me, and when she does she never tells me anything (I wonder if she'll see this :P )
-PSP generally smurfing up, which is what I play to relieve stress
-the worst one of all, I have to go to work at 8 tomorrow morning. :/
I'll feed that stray cat!
How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
The little mofo bit me after I fed him.
Tigmafuzz
09-08-2012, 05:04 AM
I'll feed that stray cat!
How is that a bad idea in any way? :colbert:
The little mofo bit me after I fed him.
Not his fault you stuck around :doublecolbert:
Mercen-X
09-08-2012, 05:24 AM
Some cats are loudly screeching and hissing outside. I'm sure they're just hungry. "Here, kitties!"
lunchtime was naptime today
aliciad
09-08-2012, 10:51 AM
bad weather makes bad whole day.
Tigmafuzz
09-08-2012, 10:33 PM
Six words. You die now.
Four words: four equals three.
Mercen-X
09-09-2012, 03:48 AM
Twelve words: I really have to pee. Oh! No! It's number two!
four pages before this turned into poop jokes
that's a new record
Tigmafuzz
09-09-2012, 05:44 AM
It's page one for me.
Raistlin
09-09-2012, 05:46 AM
"Let's argue about posts/page again"
i heard the boxing bell sound effect ring three times when i read that post
Araciel
09-09-2012, 06:38 AM
Drank overpowered caesars so I couldn't drive our '13 Ford Escape home :( it's so pretty and robotic
Mercen-X
09-09-2012, 04:48 PM
To be fair, I really did have to desperately use the bathroom before I made my post...
bad idea of the day: just watch one more episode of Deadwood. (1am... my parents did this)
Raistlin
09-15-2012, 06:58 PM
*after having been up at 7:30 AM* "Sure, I'll drink until 1:30."
Shorty
09-15-2012, 07:13 PM
chimichanga, carrot cake and gin
Night Fury
09-15-2012, 07:24 PM
Bad mood ice cream purchase.
(5 words. :))
When did we ditch the 5 word limit stipulated in the OP? I liked the element of mystery ;___;
Doesn't smell like off food.
Raistlin
09-16-2012, 06:12 AM
"Sure, I'll play another game."
Mercen-X
09-16-2012, 04:27 PM
When did we ditch the 5 word limit stipulated in the OP? I liked the element of mystery ;___;.
Not abiding by thread rules... my stomach hurts.
Took too many shots, passed out on the party bus.
Shorty
09-17-2012, 05:15 AM
yesterday: locked out, 5yo through window
SHUT UP PHILIP I AM A GREAT BABYSITTER
yesterday: locked out, 5yo through window
SHUT UP PHILIP I AM A GREAT BABYSITTER
I NEED MORE THAN FIVE WORDS :OOOOO
Mine: volcano nachos, two potato burritos
Shorty
09-17-2012, 08:10 PM
TOO BAD DEM'S DA RULES
It was pretty comical, actually.
potato burritos are disgusting
TOO BAD DEM'S DA RULES
It was pretty comical, actually.
OKAY WELL YOU CAN TELL ME ON MSN
:D :D :D
Mercen-X
09-19-2012, 10:17 PM
Two fat-bowls of spaghetti does not agree with my digestion
Shorty
09-19-2012, 10:30 PM
I'll skip lunch today
I'll skip lunch today
BUT SARAH, CHEESEBURGERS WHY? D:
Shorty
09-19-2012, 10:34 PM
I decided no instead because fatty fat fat :(
why did i agree to work morning shift?
Night Fury
09-20-2012, 11:37 AM
Oh just one more Mojito.
Beowulf
09-20-2012, 02:25 PM
I'll leave by 8 today.
Shorty
09-20-2012, 05:09 PM
I don't need a shower.
Mercen-X
09-23-2012, 04:38 AM
Didn't thank hair stylist.
Didn't tip hair stylist.
Didn't ask hottie's phone number.
Open flip-phone in pocket. CRRRRRRACK! SNAP! :mad:
Unbreakable Will
09-23-2012, 04:48 AM
Three bowls of Raisin Bran? De.Lici.Ous.
Raistlin
09-23-2012, 04:57 AM
Eh, I'll do it later.
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