Quin's Round Three Burden of Terminal Unoriginality and Creative Retardation

[Quindiana Jones]

"To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them."

So Round Three has begun and I've bugger all clue what to do. I'm gonna catch up on the news articles and read them with a more analytical mindset to see what's what. Fortunately, it's easy for me to access because I always have the sidebar because I'm not weird. I mean, really!

On France, I've just received my bank card. It declares that I have financial residence in France (tax identity and that) and a job (Professeur d'anglais, bitches!), and provides health insurance. France is awesome.

[Rantz]

How long are you staying in France?

[Quindiana Jones]

Six months? A year? A million years? I've not yet decided. I think I'll make it my base of operations when I go travelling using TEFL, since it's just so much better than England. I've forgotten all my French, so it's all confusing and imposing, but that'll change. Right now, because of the constant work, my brain is absolutely shattered. Not only am I going through government files, which is mind-numbing enough, but I'm having to learn and try to understand the language at the same time!

Me so sleepy! xD

[Jiro]

Professor Flambard. Not bad, son.

[Quindiana Jones]

Well, it just means teacher. I'll also be a formateur, which is trainer. I'm not so cool as to be a proper professor!

[Del Murder]

The article is a blank canvas. You can make whatever you want of it.

[Jiro]

I'm still gonna call you Professor, because when you inevitably annoy me I can call you Professor Jackass and that makes me smile a little.

[Del Murder]

Professor Jackass is certainly better than many of the atrocious screen names he's chosen for himself over the years.

[Quindiana Jones]

Scandalous lies.

[Jiro]

I propose we change his name to that for a brief stint sometime soon.

[Quindiana Jones]

It'd be good to add another name to my monstrous list of names.

[Psychotic]

Quinter Wonderland is next up, surely.

[Quindiana Jones]

It wasn't, but it bloody well is now.

I used to just change my name every year, around my join date. A tradition. Now I'm like some crack whore for names. What have you people done to me?

[Psychotic]

What have you done to yourself?

[Quindiana Jones]

I don't think I should talk about that here, but I'm flattered by your interest.

[Jiro]

Quinter Wonderland is superb. Winner Quinner Chicken Dinner. FUCK I DON'T KNOW I'M HORRIBLE AT THIS

[Rantz]

Epi Quin?

[Quindiana Jones]

I am the Quintessential member.

[Del Murder]

Quin, the Other White Meat

[Psychotic]

You've got to be in it to Quin it.

[Rantz]

"Oops what a QUINKYDINK!!!!"

[Quindiana Jones]

These puns are getting atrocious.

Also, fellow Cid's Squire, GET OUT OF MY SPECIAL PLACE.

[Shiny]

That's quite Quincidental.

[Jiro]

Working Harle or Harley Working

[Christmas]

Did you go eat up all the good food food in France like a little good Quina? :bigsmile:

Oh ya, must go around and kiss kiss in France. Kiss kiss is good good in France. :bigsmile:

[Quindiana Jones]

You in France, Christmas? :kiss:

[Christmas]

I WISH I AM!!!! I wanna eat all the good good food there!!! :bigsmile:

And maybe push you off the Eiffel tower or something. :bigsmile:

[Quindiana Jones]

That sounds like really good fun! You'll have to carry me to the top, though. :D

[Christmas]

If you win this and become a CK, I will carry you all the way from the bottom to the top!!!! :bigsmile:

Even if you are as heavy as a fat giant Panda!!! :bigsmile:

GOGO!!!!!! ALL THE BEST!!! RAWR!!! :kaoclove:

[Quindiana Jones]

If you win this and become a CK, I will carry you all the way from the bottom to the top!!!! :bigsmile:

You may say this jokingly, but I have it on record now and I will hold you to it. :p

[Christmas]

I MEANT WHAT I SAID!! LIKE THE TIME THAT I PROMISED YOU SOMETHING LIKE MANY DONKEY YEARS AGO, AND I DID FULFILL THE PROMISE!!! :bigsmile:

PS: I cannot post in your visitor messages for reasons unknown. lol.

[Quindiana Jones]

You gave me mules, not donkeys!

[Jiro]

I will mark that down too. I want to see you carried to the top.

[Quindiana Jones]

This in where we find out that Christmas isn't the tiny Asian girl we all thought, but is actually Rampage Jackson. O_O

[Christmas]

http://home.eyesonff.com/mog-house/144558-round-3-immunity-challenge-part-iii-thunderdome-krissy-vs-quin-loser-goes-home.html

We will see after you get through this!!! LOL. :bigsmile:

[Quindiana Jones]

If I don't get through, I'll carry you to the top of the Eiffel Tower. :D

[Jiro]

This is hilarious because you had a much better shot of making it through than krissy did imo. So you basically gave yourself a strong loss ratio when you didn't need to. Hahahahahahahahahahaha don't die please :(

[Christmas]

Whether you are carrying or getting carried, do your best!!!! RAWR!!! :kaoclove:

[Quindiana Jones]

Alright then, Jiro. If I win, I'll carry the first person to visit me in France to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Your move, EoFF.

[Jiro]

I live so far away but I feel like having you carry anyone up there is too good to pass up.

[Hollycat]

Alright then, Jiro. If I win, I'll carry the first person to visit me in France to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Your move, EoFF.

I'm buying my plane ticket now.

[Jiro]

Take a camera with you!

[Christmas]

I dun really know how that competition works but you won that. lol. Good job I guess. :bigsmile:

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm not a CK yet, folks.

[Jiro]

We're still alive in here folks!

[Quindiana Jones]

Yousa crazy, misser Jiro.

[Jiro]

I am systematically eliminating people on this sheet of paper until I reach a winner. I can't tell you my methods but suffice to say this is kind of my "model" of outcomes and you look pretty sharp in about 6 of them.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm teaching my first class today. I haven't stopped soiling myself since yesterday. I know that's not related, I just needed to throw it out there. Wish me luck, you handsome man!

[Freya]

I'm not a handsome man but GOOD LUCK QUIN!

[Jiro]

I will assume he was referring to me! GET IN THERE AND MAKE THEM LEARN.

[Quindiana Jones]

Just letting you two know that I totally owned the lesson. :smug:

[Jiro]

Congratulations, Professor Quincy.

[Quindiana Jones]

Today's lesson was less good, due to a mix up with class schedule. I was set to teach a lower-intermediate class, but ended up teaching higher-intermediate, so I had to completely change everything to make it more complex. It was challenging and nerve-wracking and really great fun. Teaching is hard! :D

[Jiro]

Did the advanced kids know how to call you an idiot already? :p

[Quindiana Jones]

That was the first thing I taught them. ;)

[Christmas]

Did they ask for milk?:bigsmile:

[Quindiana Jones]

Non-stop.