I take your moth and give you a GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT

[Freya]

GODDAMN SCORPION IN MY GODDAMN SINK. I was doing the dishes when oh look at this guy trying to sting me. WTH?!

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/314127_10151196913385681_980365984_n.jpg

What surprise scary creatures surprised and scared you? Moths don't count. Ones that can ACTUALLY hurt you.

[NorthernChaosGod]

It was already in the sink, tell me you just drowned it.

[Psychotic]

nope, moths are worse. Annoying is worse than deadly.

[Peegee]

moths can FLY

INTO YOUR MOUTH

[Sephex]

I remember being in my great grandmother's garage when I was very small. There was a weird looking scorpion just crawling across the ground. I had no idea what it was, but I knew to stay the hell away. I just walked back in the house and let it be on its way. I never saw anything like that ever again.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

You should have handed it a tiny pamphlet/tiny Book of Mormon and asked it if it had found Jesus. It would have left, never to return, AND have told all it's scorpion friends.

[Pike]

nope, moths are worse.

[Raistlin]

I once stumbled across a black widow spider while changing the filter on a pool, which was pretty scary. I also saw several scorpions when I was in Key West. But all of that was a long ago. Oh, and one time a few months ago at my mom's when I was in the backyard I saw a snapping turtle, which can be nasty biters if you get too close.

[Clo]

Bats. Bats!

[Faris]

Nothing exciting here, so moths.

[Tigmafuzz]

I like scorpions. Not having them on me, but I like looking at them. I would have one if I could have its stinger and venom removed. I was chased by a five or six inch scorpion once while on a hike and it was hilarious. They're fast little buggers.

The only real insects that scare me are cockroaches. There's nothing they can do to hurt me, and I know it. They just freak the living dhit out of me :( I have a phobia from when one almost drowned me when I was younger.

[Shorty]

aww, clo, batties are cute!

FUCKING SCORPIONS FUCK YOU uuuuugh scorpions are the worst. I saw a scorpion dash across my bathroom floor once and I screamed bloody murrrder. I hope you smashed it dead, kc, or it's going to come back to get you!

[Bunny]

What the fuck.

That's it? That's what you were complaining about yesterday? You wuss.

[fire_of_avalon]

I am not afaid of anything mentioned so far except for cockroaches. All you gotta do is get that scorpion in a cup and take it outside.

[Shorty]

No, wrong. You stamp on it's head.

[Iceglow]

I double dare you to rip it's stinger off and eat it!

[Pheesh]

I think I've seen freckles bigger than that thing. I'm with bunny.

[Mercen-X]

When I was 11 living in a small lakeside cabin, a big black spider (not a black widow, just black) with about an inch-long legspan dropped down atop me from our ceiling fan. Yeah. I didn't enjoy that.

This next experience was not scary but it was my only encounter with a scorpion (I thought it was neat). I was up in the mountains with my parents hunting for crystals (we like shiny things) and I lifted up a rock to find a small white scorpion underneath. I think it was drowsy because it hardly made an effort to crawl away. I was like twelve or thirteen.

[Jiro]

Snakes in my drawers.

[Mercen-X]

When we were living in that cabin, we did encounter a lot of snakes, but I just assumed because they were small that they were harmless. It wasn't till later that I found out some of those snakes were poisonous. Good thing I never got bit.

[Pheesh]

Meanwhile, in Australia...

wd_U6obb9Ps

[Freya]

Oh, and one time a few months ago at my mom's when I was in the backyard I saw a snapping turtle, which can be nasty biters if you get too close.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s720x720/576561_10150798427240681_2086265236_n.jpg

That was in my driveway a few months ago. YAY OKLAHOMA! :D


OMG PHIL WTH?! WTH THAT IS TERRIFYING!

[Iceglow]

You should definitely eat the turtle and the scorpion together. Form a stew of sorts.

[Christmas]

36917

[Slothy]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s720x720/576561_10150798427240681_2086265236_n.jpg

That was in my driveway a few months ago. YAY OKLAHOMA! :D

I love the look of snapping turtles. Like miniature modern dinosaurs.

[Jinx]

Phil: I remember seeing the video my junior year of high school. My chemistry teacher showed it to us.


THINGS NEVER TO DO: VISIT DAK OR PHIL

[Jiro]

Visit Rostum though, he's awesome.

[Loony BoB]

Swans and Ants.