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Psychotic
09-01-2012, 08:32 AM
Suppose Eyes on FF is an RPG and it has a class system. Fighter, Black Mage, White Mage, and what have you. What kind of classes would EoFF have? For example, you could have a Troll, who would cast berserk on people.

Please come up with as many suggestions as you like, and feel free to include amusing skills and abilities too. My favourite will win the day!

(you can submit entries to both immunity challenges btw. Heck, I encourage it)

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2012, 09:10 AM
Marshall Banana would be a Geomancer. Her attacks would change depending on which forum skin she was using. Fluffy Puff would Confuse and Blind enemies, Under the Sea would be a water attack that targets all enemies, Kitty Fantasy would cast Mini/Imp on a random opponent, and Kupo would inflict Dark damage to all enemies.

Psychotic
09-01-2012, 09:16 AM
Well okay I dig it. What would a Geomancer be in EoFF terms though? A Skinmancer? That sounds kind of creepy. ...I'm not doing your job for you actually :colbert: Or rather, my own job for me. :doublecolbert:

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2012, 09:22 AM
What's wrong with Geomancer? :(

Psychotic
09-01-2012, 09:23 AM
EoFF is not the Earth. Yet.

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2012, 09:28 AM
You can change the geography of the forum by changing the skin! It doesn't have to be about Earth or other celestial bodies. The physical characteristics, especially regarding the surface, of an area are called the geography of that area. :colbert:

Freya
09-01-2012, 09:51 AM
Yes but EoFF itself is not earth. It's eoff.

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2012, 10:12 AM
What did I just say, Freya? xD

Psychotic
09-01-2012, 10:15 AM
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?! Arguing with a senior member of staff. Tsk tsk... lack of respect for the chain of authority... that'll cost you points...!

Man I love this CK contest. I get to make you people do whatever I want! Then whenever you don't agree with me or fail to tell me how fantastic I am at all hours of the day I can make subtle threats to crush your internet dreams. We need to do this more often. :bigsmile:

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2012, 10:19 AM
What do you mean "you people"? I'm the only one here!

Citizen Bleys
09-01-2012, 12:07 PM
What do you mean "you people"?

The British, clearly.

Jiro
09-01-2012, 12:08 PM
You've given them too much freedom and it has stifled them all!

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2012, 04:07 PM
When's the deadline for this event? I win by default if nobody else gets involved, right?

Raistlin
09-01-2012, 05:30 PM
Quin, I think there might be more people getting involved sometime after just the first few hours. :p

Suggestions!

Shinra: the class of people who rule EoFF. They learn such abilities as Banhammer, Profile Rape, and Trolling.
Cranky Librarian: old codgers who have been around for so long and remember everything "back in the day." Their only ability is to complain endlessly.
Azn: PG. His (its?) only ability is to be PG.

Mercen-X
09-01-2012, 06:27 PM
EoFFmancer. When in Adventure forums, randomly inducts members in nonsensical contests. When in General forums, randomly inducts members in trivia contests based on modern media including reality television. When in Staff forums, kills members with boredom attacks. When in Square Enix forums, casts slow on enemies and hyper/haste on self/allies. When in Early Years forums, drops rocks, anvils, and other heavy objects on enemies in an attempt to flatten them into 2D objects. When in Compilation forums, casts confuse on enemies. When in Later Years, casts stop on enemies. When in Ivalice, casts Mini on enemies. When in FNC, transforms into a machine and behaves badly. When in Eor, stops paying attention to other members and just plays FF14. When in Reference, drops dead from wasted time.

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2012, 06:39 PM
Quin, I think there might be more people getting involved sometime after just the first few hours. :p

Shuddap! That was the only way I was going to win!

Freya
09-01-2012, 08:11 PM
Wow you guys suck at these immunity challenges :(

Huckleberry Quin
09-01-2012, 08:42 PM
And you suck at knowing the definitions of words. :mad2:

Laddy
09-01-2012, 11:40 PM
Agent: A conjuration-based class, capable of discovering the incredible secrets of the nuanced and deep FF8 story. Has high Entertainment stat, low Logic. Spells are quite dangerous to the caster if failed.

Skills: R=U: take one enemy and give it the abilities of others. Take a massive penalty to your Logic stat though.
Evidence: conjures something completely fictional absorbing damage of most monsters until the relatively thin barrier takes enough damage through logic-based attacks.
Squall is Dead: World explodes, death to all.
See: Future Esthar

Scholar: An unpredictable class with all-over-the-place stats. Logic isn't necessarily needed for their skills. Scholars cause relentless damage to their enemies but has a small chance of lashing out to their friends. Hail from the nation of EoEo, a dark place many enter, but few leave.

Skills: Strawman: significantly reduces enemies defenses.
Godwin's Law: Chance to insta-death an enemy, but usually fails and causes death to the caster. Make sure!
Word Flood: Create a giant wall of text with strong points, but easily evaded if the target is quick enough.
See: Phoenix Rising

Bot: A class with very low skills and HP, but somehow, without explanation, appears all the time.

Skills: omg chek this out: Creates a distraction to the enemy upon promised dwarf porn, thus making them vulnerable.
wats ur favarit animeyz: Can deal damage beyond death by creating a discussion despite banishment.
Auto-Life: Magically revives itself every few rounds just to die again.
See: The Second Page of General Chat

Hollycat
09-02-2012, 01:14 AM
Spammer- he randomly casts bunches of spells like a berserker, and sometimes randomly casts confuse on everyone in battle, including his party.

The Facebooker- has intellect of 0, and their sprite is a duck. can send enemies friend requests.

The Admin- see count orlandau cidolfus
the mod- see Agrias
the newbie- freelancer class
the skulker- randomly appears in battle to do a random effect on the enemy, from complete disarming to simply using attack.
the oldbie- enemies automatically attack him only after everyone else is dead
the banned- becomes disgruntled upon leaving the party, becoming a new rival. See seifer. See Seymore
the bot- cannot be killed, if the only one left, will stop attacking and game over.

skills
report- after a short time inflicts a status ailment on the target
rep- increases targets experience for this battle by a large amount
double post- attacks twice in quick succession, but then casts slow on self
promote- doubles the effect of the targets next move
spam- casts double damage on the target, but lowers relationship with party
Supreme trolling- Causes target to flee and never return, works on most bosses, results in banning of caster
snip- negates targets next attack
quote- see mimic
edit- change elemental weakness on self
PM- send items or weapons to others in a battle
Link- see warp

Mercen-X
09-02-2012, 01:15 AM
EMO: An unpredictable class with all-over-the-place stats. Logic isn't necessarily needed for their skills. Scholars cause relentless damage to their enemies but has a small chance of lashing out to their friends. Hail from the nation of EoEo, a dark place many enter, but few leave.


Scholars already exist in FF so...

Psychotic
09-02-2012, 01:04 PM
Good effort from Mercen-X, but the winner for this challenge is Quin, who now moves on to the Thunderdome.

Huckleberry Quin
09-02-2012, 01:15 PM
Fuck.

Jiro
09-02-2012, 01:53 PM
oh you fucked now boy you goin die it all over oh noe

Huckleberry Quin
09-02-2012, 02:06 PM
It's not the dying I'm worried about, it's the work! 36935

Shorty
09-03-2012, 06:15 AM
damn late timing

Mercen-X
09-04-2012, 05:44 AM
smurf.

Ditto.