Round 4! (PART 1!) Bam, Boom, Straight to the Moon!

[Freya]

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Congratulations to all those who have made it to our finals. We really appreciate all the hard work you've put in and if you're here, you're here for a reason! You've shown you can still be a super fan in the lower forums, you have the enthusiasm to create user events for the site and you've shown your dedication to not only the forums but our frontsite as well. Thank you all for working so hard. To those whom are still with us and those who passed on. :( Thank you!

Now we're going to have this one in parts. This first bit will be from you in your Blogs. We don't want you sharing answers on this test! We want to know how you would handle certain situations. So, Make a blog for this round! In this blog we want you to answer these questions honestly and truthfully.


1) Loony BoB has told Psychotic to "shut the fu<b></b>ck up". We don't allow swearing! We also don't allow people to order other people around in such a manner. Loony BoB has been a bad boy. He needs to be punished. What do you do?

2) Pike and I'm My Own MILF were caught having sex in front of the children at her kindergarten. That's disgusting! What do you do?

2a) Now the kids are asking what they were doing. What do you tell them?

3) Wolf Kanno is drunk. Again. He's also posting pornographic pictures of Pike and I'm My Own MILF having sex in front of children into a thread in EoFF. What do you do?

4) Shiny is replying to threads with nothing more than the statement "fire_of_avalon, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm sorry for what I have also done. Let's make up. Will you marry me?" This has nothing to do with the topic of the threads, and she will not stop. What do you do?

5) Del Murder has set Eyes on Final Fantasy on fire. It's already reached The Lounge, and the smoke is making it hard for Raistlin and Vivi22 to breathe. What do you do?

6) krissy has started a thread demanding that all of Staff step down because "they're a bunch of titty pussy wanking homotwats that couldn't tell a mothersmurfer from a toilet seat if it hit them on the head." What do you do?

7) Rantzien has been constantly entering porn links into the #eoff chatroom. What do you do?

8) Hypoallergenic Cactuar is humping your leg. What do you do?

9) Hypoallergenic Cactuar isn't humping your leg. What do you do?

10) You're unsure of what to do. What do you do?

Please answer these as best you can! We'll have part two up for you soon! See you in Mognet Central ;)

[Pike]

Oh this is going to be good. Can't wait to read these. :hyper: Good luck everyone!

[Citizen Bleys]

Honestly and truthfully? A tall order. Can't it be one or the other?

[Freya]

ONLY BOTH. It could be dishonest truth! Honest lying!

[Shorty]

Bleys is well-versed in both of those, so it shouldn't be a problem.

[Quindiana Jones]

These are the best questions ever.

[Raistlin]

Ooh, I enjoy this game. This version has funnier questions, but I must say I do miss the pictures.

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[Quindiana Jones]

If anyone's wondering after reading my blog, it was very nice and I feel a lot better now.

[Goldenboko]

My answers are up.

[Jiro]

I love pop quizzes!

[Shorty]

The OP may be the first time I've ever seen the swear filter bypassed.

[Freya]

How did I do that o.o

[Shorty]

Swearing's not allowed, kc :aimmad:

[Jiro]

I can teach you how ;)

[blackmage_nuke]

Dang why did I drop out just before the fun round...

[Shiny]

#9 is a trick. HC is always humping your leg.

[Mercen-X]

1) Loony BoB has told Psychotic to "shut the fuck up". We don't allow swearing! We also don't allow people to order other people around in such a manner. Loony BoB has been a bad boy. He needs to be punished. What do you do?
Seriously, I would tell Loony BoB not to weasel past the swear filter and *snip* his post. If he did it again, I'd ban him. Of course, I don't know if CK's have that power, but I'd be thinking about it.

Now for crazy fruit hat fun time: I'd find out where Loony BoB lived, stalk him for six weeks, then walk up to him, look him right square in the eye and say, "You disappoint me" with a stern expression. Then I'd shake my head somberly and walk away in a slouch.

2) Pike and I'm My Own MILF were caught having sex in front of the children at her kindergarten. That's disgusting! What do you do?
I don't honestly see what this situation has to do with the forums.

I'd shoo the kids out and force my way in there for a threesome and I'd demand they enjoy it... or else! I don't know what I'm threatening, but "or else" usually does the trick.

2a) Now the kids are asking what they were doing. What do you tell them?
Ask the police. I'm sure they'll tell you.

They're cannibals and they were trying to eat each other!

3) Wolf Kanno is drunk. Again. He's also posting pornographic pictures of Pike and I'm My Own MILF having sex in front of children into a thread in EoFF. What do you do?
*snip* the first post and warn WK. One more case and he gets banned.

I'd make sure to copy/paste all of the pics Wolf's got before *snipping* them and then banning him.

4) Shiny is replying to threads with nothing more than the statement "fire_of_avalon, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm sorry for what I have also done. Let's make up. Will you marry me?" This has nothing to do with the topic of the threads, and she will not stop. What do you do?
First, I'll ask foa if this statement means anything, then regardless, I'll *snip* them all and demand Shiny stop lest she face my banning stapler.

Pretty much just that.

5) Del Murder has set Eyes on Final Fantasy on fire. It's already reached The Lounge, and the smoke is making it hard for Raistlin and Vivi22 to breathe. What do you do?
I first gently remind Raist and V that there really isn't a fire, but just in case, I have gas masks. Yes, Vivi, they look broken, but they still work. No, Raist, the mask isn't gonna make you breathe in farts.

Oh, mother of god in heaven, Saint Mary, and Joseph, don't remind me of my past!!!!!!!!

6) krissy has started a thread demanding that all of Staff step down because "they're a bunch of titty pussy wanking homotwats that couldn't tell a mothersmurfer from a toilet seat if it hit them on the head." What do you do?
I'd suggest that krissy was drunk and that she should probably get some sleep. I'd then delete all of her posts for the whole day and tell everyone she has moved to Burbank.

I'd tell her to watch where she was stepping because I'm pretty sure she's drunk and just used the bathroom near that wall.

7) Rantzien has been constantly entering porn links into the #eoff chatroom. What do you do?
No warning for the Rantz fever. Intant ban.

I'd then check out every last link for legitimacy. Then again, I don't use chat, so I'd most likely miss out.

8) Hypoallergenic Cactuar is humping your leg. What do you do?
I am blind to how this relates to the forum.

Aww, is HC in love with my leg? Does HC want a biscuit? My! HC has a lot of energy today! Yes! Who's a good Cactuar? My, these needle proof pants were a good investment.

9) Hypoallergenic Cactuar isn't humping your leg. What do you do?
See the blue above.

Hmmph! Whatever!

10) You're unsure of what to do. What do you do?
That's a lie. I'm never unsure of what to do. Unless there are too many options.

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[Jiro]

poor krissy

[krissy]

burbank
jeez