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Huckleberry Quin
09-05-2012, 12:55 AM
Copied from public blog. You fellows might wanna delete that one, if poss. xD

The best thing is, I was wondering why Freya asked us to put this in our blogs. I thought "That's a little public, isn't it?". I'm a professional.


1) Loony BoB has told Psychotic to "shut the smurf up". We don't allow swearing! We also don't allow people to order other people around in such a manner. Loony BoB has been a bad boy. He needs to be punished. What do you do?

Snip the post, then bitch about how CKs can't ban Admins even when the they're blatantly breaking the rules. If I could ban him, I'd give him a short term ban to see if he cools off. Repeat offences would lead to a permanent ban.


2) Pike and I'm My Own MILF were caught having sex in front of the children at her kindergarten. That's disgusting! What do you do?

This doesn't relate to EoFF. Shame on you both, though.


2a) Now the kids are asking what they were doing. What do you tell them?

MILF is smart enough to only smurf someone during class time, so I would ask the kids what they're doing skiving.




Snip, close thread, archive thread for hilarity. Perma-ban WK.

[QUOTE] 4) Shiny is replying to threads with nothing more than the statement "fire_of_avalon, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm sorry for what I have also done. Let's make up. Will you marry me?" This has nothing to do with the topic of the threads, and she will not stop. What do you do?

Warn her for silly thread whoring. Ban them both for being lesbians :republican:.


5) Del Murder has set Eyes on Final Fantasy on fire. It's already reached The Lounge, and the smoke is making it hard for Raistlin and Vivi22 to breathe. What do you do?

We cannot lose Vivi. Ensure his survival first, then take a CO2 fire extinguisher (you can't use foam or water on electrical things) and put the fire out. Raistlin is an acceptable loss.


6) krissy has started a thread demanding that all of Staff step down because "they're a bunch of titty pussy wanking homotwats that couldn't tell a mothersmurfer from a toilet seat if it hit them on the head." What do you do?

Rep the post. Snip it. Warn krissy. Assert my dominance.


7) Rantzien has been constantly entering porn links into the #eoff chatroom. What do you do?

Masturbate, then tell him to stop. If possible, remove him from the chat room.


8) Hypoallergenic Cactuar is humping your leg. What do you do? Knee him in the jaw and make him sit.


9) Hypoallergenic Cactuar isn't humping your leg. What do you do?
Reminisce.


10) You're unsure of what to do. What do you do?

Ask Rantz, presuming he isn't porning up the place, or BoB, presuming he isn't insulting everyone. If they've been banned, get Big Daddy Del on the scene.

I know it's not funny, but I'm tired and shut up. I'm no longer dying for a slash. :bigsmile:

Pike
09-05-2012, 01:07 AM
I laughed. Excellent efforts Quin :bigsmile:

Huckleberry Quin
09-05-2012, 01:11 AM
MILF is leaving my public blog up, because he is an evil, evil man. xD

Jiro
09-05-2012, 04:12 AM
You have to pay the price for your own stupidity :jess:

Huckleberry Quin
09-05-2012, 07:32 AM
Hey! I'm sober now, so it's obvious, but no drunk person could discern which blog KC meant. xD

Del Murder
09-05-2012, 07:47 AM
Say you were cut after the previous round. How would you feel? How would you react?

Huckleberry Quin
09-05-2012, 10:27 AM
I'd be a bit bummed out about it, simply because I lost. Nobody likes failing. It wouldn't be too bad however; I can still do the things I intend to do without being a CK, like help with the front site. I'd have a bit of a whine, though. xD

I'd also probably be a bit relieved, in the back of my mind. My life has taken a few big turns, and I have a lot on my plate so, while I want to contribute to the site, I'm aware that I'd have to manage my time really well. Though, I suppose it's all good practice, as I'm training to be a teacher so time management is important. Swings and roundabouts, really.

krissy
09-05-2012, 09:49 PM
Assert my dominance.

so
it has come to watersports

Huckleberry Quin
09-05-2012, 11:09 PM
;)

Jiro
09-06-2012, 07:20 AM
What is the origin of the term "swings and roundabouts"? I keep hearing it and it confuses me.

Del Murder
09-06-2012, 07:56 AM
Of the remaining contestants, who do you think deserves to win (besides yourself)?

Huckleberry Quin
09-06-2012, 08:47 AM
What is the origin of the term "swings and roundabouts"? I keep hearing it and it confuses me.

It's used to describe a situation where there are as many negative as there are positives. So, while becoming a CK would mean I'd have to manage my time really well (bad), I'll need to master it anyway to be a good teacher (good).


Of the remaining contestants, who do you think deserves to win (besides yourself)?

Sephex and Vivi, in that order. Either one would be a good choice, though Sephex seems a little more chilled. Vivi can sometimes get caught up in an argument, which might hinder him as a CK.

Jiro
09-06-2012, 09:11 AM
Any idea where it originated though? Who comes up with such a random phrase?

Steve
09-06-2012, 04:53 PM
What if you weren't dealing with staff members, answer the questions again as if they were normal everyman members of this forum.

Huckleberry Quin
09-06-2012, 11:45 PM
Yeah, I've heard that from other people who couldn't believe that I'd be honest about how I feel about the competition. Unlike you, however, I'm not full of trout all the time, Steve. ;)

Swings and roundabouts apparently comes from a poem about a guy who owned a small fairground. Sometimes loads of people would go on the swings and neglect the roundabout, sometimes vice versa. So the line was basically "what we lose on the roundabout, we pull up on the swings".

EDIT: Yes. Trout is the best.

Steve
09-07-2012, 10:02 AM
Yeah, I've heard that from other people who couldn't believe that I'd be honest about how I feel about the competition. Unlike you, however, I'm not full of trout all the time, Steve. ;)


What the fucking hell are you on about you damn fucking idiot. You answered the initial questions of part 4 as if the members you were dealing with were as named the staff members. I am merely suggesting that perhaps you ought to account for random names of staff members being used but not necessarily representing themselves as staff members in the question posed so think of it as if Psy and BoB were not admins but normal regular members of the forum for example. How would you change your answers then?

As for being full of trout? Well remarkably trout is a very tasty fish but I haven't had any trout for a while. Though I definitely prefer rainbow trout over plain old brown trout.

Huckleberry Quin
09-07-2012, 02:17 PM
Oh I see now. Sorry, I thought you were just being Steve, but it was actually a sensible question. My answers would be the same except without the jokes about them being staff members.

Jiro
09-07-2012, 03:11 PM
Everyone suffered the same traps though, Steve did us all a great service by pointing out that they should be responses as if they were normal members! After all, Cid's Knights have little to no authority over Admins!

Huckleberry Quin
09-08-2012, 01:43 AM
Nonetheless, the answers would be essentially identical.