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Shorty
09-05-2012, 05:24 AM
Hurray, answers to the Round 4 questions posted by Freyacrest!

1) Loony BoB has told Psychotic to "shut the smurf up". We don't allow swearing! We also don't allow people to order other people around in such a manner. Loony BoB has been a bad boy. He needs to be punished. What do you do?
Knock their heads together and tell them that I have no qualms about turning this car around and going back home. Then I'd turn on Rantz and I's My Humps duet and I'd force them to listen to it as punishment. (Knock it off, you don't get to tell others what to do!)

2) Pike and I'm My Own MILF were caught having sex in front of the children at her kindergarten. That's disgusting! What do you do?
Contact the authorities to have Pike jailed until she rots and deport Huxley not back to the UK, but instead to France for the rest of his life. He'll love it there. :bigsmile: (Knock it off, no sex in front of the children!)

2a) Now the kids are asking what they were doing. What do you tell them?
Look, here comes the ice cream truck, kids!

3) Wolf Kanno is drunk. Again. He's also posting pornographic pictures of Pike and I'm My Own MILF having sex in front of children into a thread in EoFF. What do you do?
Bring out the shears. Snip, snip, snip! A more elaborate punishment will be decided by a jury of his peers as he is put on a humiliating trial in which he is forced to do a reversed version of Thriller dance over and over until he collapses and then has pies thrown at him while he writhes around on the floor. (Knock it off, no porn allowed, especially disgusting botporn :aimmad:)

4) Shiny is replying to threads with nothing more than the statement "fire_of_avalon, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm sorry for what I have also done. Let's make up. Will you marry me?" This has nothing to do with the topic of the threads, and she will not stop. What do youah do?
She just wants foa to love her, I see no problem here! (femme et la femme amor is a beautiful thing but knock it off and stay on topic or else :aimmad:)

5) Del Murder has set Eyes on Final Fantasy on fire. It's already reached The Lounge, and the smoke is making it hard for Raistlin and Vivi22 to breathe. What do you do?
WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERsmurfER BURN (We all knew this day would come.)

6) krissy has started a thread demanding that all of Staff step down because "they're a bunch of titty pussy wanking homotwats that couldn't tell a mothersmurfer from a toilet seat if it hit them on the head." What do you do?
I wouldn't need to do tit cause Loony BoB would ban that sumbitch faster than I could say Jack Robinson.

7) Rantzien has been constantly entering porn links into the #eoff chatroom. What do you do?
babe quit posting porn but it's okay cause ily just don't do it anymore okay honeybearlovesaucesbabycakesmoochmuffin (stop it or I'll ban you too)

8) Hypoallergenic Cactuar is humping your leg. What do you do?
Scream for Pike because she knows how to deal with him. She gets tit done like a boss.

9) Hypoallergenic Cactuar isn't humping your leg. What do you do?
Remain hidden in the shadows to avoid the herpolie urpolies and every once in a while sic him on Raistlin.

10) You're unsure of what to do. What do you do?
Consult my Book of Mormon like my bishop taught me to do when in times of doubt.

Jiro
09-05-2012, 05:40 AM
Good old Book of Mormon.

Freya
09-05-2012, 05:52 AM
Pike gets things done like a boss xD

Loony BoB
09-05-2012, 09:02 PM
I'm going around asking the people who are in the final eight questions. But I know you well enough already. So, how's things? xD But seriously, let's see what I can come up with.

1. Activity. How do you see your posting habits carrying on through the next year? If you were a Cid's Knight, do you think your time available to EoFF (and spent on EoFF) would be the same, more, or what?

2. Argumental. The EoFF staff can be, uh, very intense on occasions. Do you think you can handle the overly long posts, multi-threaded debates and general melodrama of a staff forum?

3. Relationships. Oh, c'mon, you knew it was coming! How do you feel your past and current relationships with current staffers would affect you potentially becoming a Cid's Knight?

4. Old-School. You've been around a long time at EoFF in all it's various circles. Do you think this gives you an advantage or a disadvantage?

5. Letter. Just kidding! ;)

And that's all for you. :D

Psychotic
09-05-2012, 09:15 PM
hey why would you knock my head into his? I AM A VICTIM HERE. For shame.

Loony BoB
09-05-2012, 09:28 PM
I'll leave you with rainbow coloured bruises again!

Shorty
09-05-2012, 09:56 PM
1. Activity. How do you see your posting habits carrying on through the next year? If you were a Cid's Knight, do you think your time available to EoFF (and spent on EoFF) would be the same, more, or what?
As far as carrying on through the next year, I don't see much change in my schedule anytime soon. Obviously things like vacation (and moving, hopefully) come up, but those are circumstances that should render me only temporarily unavailable. This contest has definitely increased my will to post and be more active and I'm sure that this was the underlying point that we are all supposed to take away from it. I do hope to be made a Cid's Knight (obvs) but I plan to boost my own activity on a couple of different levels regardless of how this competition turns out. I'm already available enough to EoFF as I can pretty much post all damn day from work.

2. Argumental. The EoFF staff can be, uh, very intense on occasions. Do you think you can handle the overly long posts, multi-threaded debates and general melodrama of a staff forum?
I think you know as well as anyone how argumental I can be. ;) I can handle debates, I can handle melodrama. If there's a problem that needs to be solved and the discussion needs to reach a certain point, I'm confident that I can contribute in a way that will hopefully resolve whatever issue is at hand.

3. Relationships. Oh, c'mon, you knew it was coming! How do you feel your past and current relationships with current staffers would affect you potentially becoming a Cid's Knight?
At first I was happy just dating those in power, but now I've gotten greedy and want power of my own. Seeing as I am the Staff Groupie, I did indeed see it coming. Past relationships are a non-issue because they are in the past and have nothing to do with me becoming a Cid's Knight. My current relationships are also a non-issue because they also have nothing to do with staff. I would hope that my relationship status has nothing to do with my potential to become a Cid's Knight and that you sasquatches pick me because you believe I'm the best candidate, not because I'm dating Ponce the Lovebear :aimmad:

also it's always been purely accidental, guess I just attract dudes with power

4. Old-School. You've been around a long time at EoFF in all it's various circles. Do you think this gives you an advantage or a disadvantage?
I have indeed been around a long time but I haven't necessarily been active throughout all of it. I'm proud to have made such a wide circle of friends throughout the years, but being a Cid's Knight isn't necessarily a popularity contest. I think that people who have been around for a long time have just as much room for growth as newbies. To answer bluntly, I don't think that seniority is a valued factor in this contest. If it was, Raistlin would win because he's a geezer.

5. Letter. Just kidding! ;)
Cheesecake! fine I'll write you a damn letter just shut uuup

Rantz
09-05-2012, 10:01 PM
:doublecolbert:

krissy
09-05-2012, 10:04 PM
GORO

Psychotic
09-05-2012, 10:04 PM
heh

ponce

Shorty
09-05-2012, 10:08 PM
:love:

Del Murder
09-06-2012, 07:54 AM
My question is simple: Do you think you deserve to win and why?

Shorty
09-06-2012, 08:28 AM
Yes, because I'd love to rub it in Raistlin's face that I beat him at something.

My honest opinion is that I believe there are members left in this competition who deserve to win more than I do, who perhaps probably took things more seriously, spent more time on the tasks issued - who are perhaps overall more quality staff material. I might be shooting myself in the foot by saying these things, but I'm surprised I've made it as far as I have. I don't think that I deserve to win, but I'd like to. I have some ideas that I'd like to throw around to spice things up around here and I think I'm personable with a decent mix of banter and seriousness that seems to go in hand with staff selection. I'd like to do what I can to help pull EoFF a little higher up the ladder.

This place isn't in shambles, but it does need some TLC and I know that I have it in me to give that, at the very least.