milliegoesbeep
09-05-2012, 10:44 AM
Wow, I'm a finalist! Thank you everyone for believing in a lowly newbie :D For this round, here are my answers!
1. Loony BoB has told Psychotic to 'Shut the smurf up'. We don't allow swearing! We also don't allow people to order other people around in such a manner. Loony Bob has been a bad boy. He needs to be punished. What do you do?
Well, the situation needs to be addressed in steps. BoB should be privately spoken to (most likely PM) as we don't want to cause drama in front of the other members. He should be told that his language is not appropriate and neither is his actions towards Psy. Afterwards, try to resolve the issue between him and Psy so no future arguments can arise. Finally, BoB should either be warned (if this is the first time) or temporarily suspended.
2.Pike and I'm My Own Milf were caught having sex in front of the children at her kindergarten. That's disgusting! What do you do?
It has nothing to do with the forum so it really has nothing to do with the staff here. Everyone's welcome to their own opinion and everything, but there's no need for action, really.
2a. Now the kids are asking what they were doing. What do you tell them?
Again, nothing much to do with the forum but to answer the question; they were wrestling and it was really naughty of them. They will be punished.
3. Wolf Kanno is drunk. Again. He's also posting pornographic pictures of Pike and I'm My Own Milf having sex in front of children into a thread in EoFF. What do you do?
Take the photos down and warn Kanno about his behaviour. If he does not see reason, it calls for the account to be suspended temporarily. We can't stop people if they want to get drunk, but perhaps warn him not to post whilst drunk if he keeps breaking the rules doing so.
4. Shiny is replying to threads with nothing more than the statement "fire_of_avalon, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm sorry for what I have also done. Will you marry me?" This has nothing to do with the topic of the threads, and she will not stop. What do you do?
Tell her that her posts are inappropriate and irrelevant, if she wishes to sort out a feud then she should do so in private.
5. Del Murder has set Eyes on Final Fantasy on fire. It's already reached The Lounge and the smoke is making it hard for Raistlin and Vivi22 to breathe. What do you do?
Get them both to lay on the floor with cloth over their mouths and try to find an exit. Guide them out safely and call an ambulance. And the fire brigade. Then tell Del he is a moron.
6. Krissy has started a thread demanding that all of the Staff step down because "they're a bunch of titty pussy wanking homotwats that couldn't tell a mothersmurfer from a toilet seat if it hit them on the head."
Remove the thread and warn Krissy that her language was not acceptable and if she has a problem with the staff, she should discuss it with them. There's no need to cause drama.
7. Rantzien has been constantly entering porn links into the #eoff chatroom. What do you do?
Kick him from the chat and warn him that this behaviour will get him suspended. If he carries on, suspend him.
8. Hypoallergenic Cactuar is humping your leg. What do you do?
Kick him in the face. Politely tell him to get off.
9. Hypoallergenic Cactuar isn't humping your leg. What do you do?
Check for a fever.
10. You're unsure of what to do. What do you do?
Dance around to My Little Pony. Then watch Batman.
1. Loony BoB has told Psychotic to 'Shut the smurf up'. We don't allow swearing! We also don't allow people to order other people around in such a manner. Loony Bob has been a bad boy. He needs to be punished. What do you do?
Well, the situation needs to be addressed in steps. BoB should be privately spoken to (most likely PM) as we don't want to cause drama in front of the other members. He should be told that his language is not appropriate and neither is his actions towards Psy. Afterwards, try to resolve the issue between him and Psy so no future arguments can arise. Finally, BoB should either be warned (if this is the first time) or temporarily suspended.
2.Pike and I'm My Own Milf were caught having sex in front of the children at her kindergarten. That's disgusting! What do you do?
It has nothing to do with the forum so it really has nothing to do with the staff here. Everyone's welcome to their own opinion and everything, but there's no need for action, really.
2a. Now the kids are asking what they were doing. What do you tell them?
Again, nothing much to do with the forum but to answer the question; they were wrestling and it was really naughty of them. They will be punished.
3. Wolf Kanno is drunk. Again. He's also posting pornographic pictures of Pike and I'm My Own Milf having sex in front of children into a thread in EoFF. What do you do?
Take the photos down and warn Kanno about his behaviour. If he does not see reason, it calls for the account to be suspended temporarily. We can't stop people if they want to get drunk, but perhaps warn him not to post whilst drunk if he keeps breaking the rules doing so.
4. Shiny is replying to threads with nothing more than the statement "fire_of_avalon, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm sorry for what I have also done. Will you marry me?" This has nothing to do with the topic of the threads, and she will not stop. What do you do?
Tell her that her posts are inappropriate and irrelevant, if she wishes to sort out a feud then she should do so in private.
5. Del Murder has set Eyes on Final Fantasy on fire. It's already reached The Lounge and the smoke is making it hard for Raistlin and Vivi22 to breathe. What do you do?
Get them both to lay on the floor with cloth over their mouths and try to find an exit. Guide them out safely and call an ambulance. And the fire brigade. Then tell Del he is a moron.
6. Krissy has started a thread demanding that all of the Staff step down because "they're a bunch of titty pussy wanking homotwats that couldn't tell a mothersmurfer from a toilet seat if it hit them on the head."
Remove the thread and warn Krissy that her language was not acceptable and if she has a problem with the staff, she should discuss it with them. There's no need to cause drama.
7. Rantzien has been constantly entering porn links into the #eoff chatroom. What do you do?
Kick him from the chat and warn him that this behaviour will get him suspended. If he carries on, suspend him.
8. Hypoallergenic Cactuar is humping your leg. What do you do?
Kick him in the face. Politely tell him to get off.
9. Hypoallergenic Cactuar isn't humping your leg. What do you do?
Check for a fever.
10. You're unsure of what to do. What do you do?
Dance around to My Little Pony. Then watch Batman.