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blackmage_nuke
09-06-2012, 09:01 AM
Alright guys, I think we can stop now, this thread has gone on long enough!

Jiro
09-06-2012, 09:18 AM
CAN YOU NOT READ? I AM GOING TO SMASH YOU IN THE FACE. PAY ATTENTION TO THE TOPIC OF THE THREAD AND STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING COMPLAINER ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME HAVE TO USE CAPS?! SERIOUSLY YOU DICKBITCH I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY FIST SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT I GO THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE BODY AND GET SHAT OUT.

blackmage_nuke
09-06-2012, 09:43 AM
I don't know whats going on

Dont let Jiro hear you say that

Ace Protorney
09-06-2012, 10:07 AM
I don't know whats going on

I Took the Red Pill
09-06-2012, 10:55 AM
Wow, that wasn't very nice.

Goldenboko
09-06-2012, 05:41 PM
Not my fault you can't read​

Shorty
09-06-2012, 05:49 PM
:aimmad:

Tigmafuzz
09-07-2012, 04:12 AM
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT WOMAN

Shorty
09-07-2012, 04:19 AM
HOW DARE YOU

NeoCracker
09-07-2012, 04:27 AM
I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

Hollycat
09-07-2012, 04:30 AM
I hate it when people push their religion on me.

Tigmafuzz
09-07-2012, 04:52 AM
It's your fault, Shorty. Stop doing it and we won't hate you.

Shorty
09-07-2012, 04:54 AM
Why do you fucking people hate me for this?

Jiro
09-07-2012, 05:18 AM
Too many of you imbeciles are not reading the OP. The topic is clearly stated there. Stop dicking about! ESPECIALLY YOU SHORTY. Goodness grief girl, I thought you were smarter than this! I don't want to have to tell you again. I've already reported this fucking thread.

NeoCracker
09-07-2012, 05:20 AM
Jesus is appropriate for any thread. :colbert:

Shorty
09-07-2012, 05:21 AM
I WILL DO AS I PLEASE

NeoCracker
09-07-2012, 05:25 AM
I WILL DO AS I PLEASE

That's not what you said earlier in the thread!


I ONLY DO WHAT MY MALE SUPERIORS INSTRUCT ME TO DO, WHICH IS SANDWICH MAKING!

Shorty
09-07-2012, 05:26 AM
QUIT PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH

NeoCracker
09-07-2012, 05:29 AM
...Must resist making banworthy comment.

Jiro
09-07-2012, 05:33 AM
I'm wondering if you people even realise the point of this thread? We've derailed very quickly and I am starting to get rather annoyed. I urge you all to focus a little more so we can have a civil discussion. If you want to mess about and spam then take it to #eoff.

Shorty
09-07-2012, 05:35 AM
I think... I think I'm confused about the point of this thread.

NeoCracker
09-07-2012, 05:36 AM
We have kinda veered off from talking about that adorable Panda. :(

Ace Protorney
09-07-2012, 05:42 AM
You guys, the point of the thread is to have a conversation going the other way. So like, imagine what the previous post is responding to your next post. So we're going in the opposite direction, with the first post by blackmage_nuke being the last post.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about anymore. :(

Hollycat
09-07-2012, 05:42 AM
AND MY AXE

Mercen-X
09-07-2012, 06:50 AM
You people realise the point of this thread, I hope. Please pay attention in the future. I urge you all to focus. If you want to spam then take it to #eoff.

I love how Jiro has the ability to make a post that sounds like reprimanding but also just blends right into the thread so as to be unnoticeable even as he repeats himself. You can always count on Jiro.

I Took the Red Pill
09-07-2012, 06:51 AM
Is that even physically possible?

Tigmafuzz
09-07-2012, 07:13 AM
YOU HAVE MY BOW!

You guys seriously already ruined it? You EVEN QUOTED THE FUTURE?! Jesus.

Mercen-X
09-07-2012, 07:26 AM
What guarantee do you offer that this thread can even survive?

Hollycat
09-07-2012, 12:17 PM
I love this idea.

Jinx
09-07-2012, 02:03 PM
I think EoFF should make me queen and give me lots of presents. And allow my pick of the males for my bedfellows.

Goldenboko
09-07-2012, 04:36 PM
Personally, as an American, in America, I dislike the concept of Monarch's. It's so unamerican. In America.

NeoCracker
09-07-2012, 04:45 PM
Clearly the solution to this problem is to usurp the Australian government adn use their armies to launch a surprise attack on America, thus allowing us to place Al Sharpton in the position of Intercontinental dictator.

Mercen-X
09-07-2012, 05:46 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know we should stop buying Chinese products and pull our blah back from blah before China blah blah blah blah.

But how do we get our government to listen? We're always electing idiots who do exactly what their cabinet tells them. We would all be better off under the watchful eye the Reverend Al Sharpton.

I Took the Red Pill
09-07-2012, 06:12 PM
What we really need to do is stop buying Chinese products and pull our troops back from Iraq before China decides to starts its campaign for global domination.

Mercen-X
09-07-2012, 06:36 PM
This has potential to be an intriguing thread, but I find most people just repeat the thoughts of others.

No one has anything original to offer. No real problems; no real solutions.

I've got an idea: let's discuss our crumbling economy. There's a hot-topic, right? (I've seen no better ideas)

Aaaaaaaand GO!

This type of language is inappropriate for these forums. I'd expect you to know that, Jas. No matter how much clout you may hold, you are still accountable for your actions.

EDIT: -Sorry-

blackmage_nuke
09-07-2012, 06:38 PM
This has potential to be an intriguing thread, but I find most people just repeat the thoughts of others.

No one has anything original to offer. No real problems; no real solutions.

I've got an idea: let's discuss our crumbling economy. There's a hot-topic, right? (I've seen no better ideas)

Aaaaaaaand GO!

Ace Protorney
09-07-2012, 06:52 PM
Man, what a boring topic. Someone think up of something better.

Jinx
09-07-2012, 06:56 PM
GUYS I HEARD THEY'RE REMAKIGN FF7 FOR REAL THIS TIME

Shorty
09-07-2012, 07:35 PM
I am going to keep doing whatever it is that everyone is telling me not to do.

37017

Jinx
09-07-2012, 07:36 PM
SHORTY YOU DON'T GET THIS THREAD



But Liz :)

Shorty
09-07-2012, 07:38 PM
(yes I do I'm going backwards, you people don't get this thread)

Goldenboko
09-07-2012, 07:43 PM
Man shorty just don't get it.

Shorty
09-07-2012, 07:44 PM
:confused:

Hollycat
09-07-2012, 08:30 PM
Hah, Steve got banned.

Sephex
09-07-2012, 09:12 PM
I sure hope Steve doesn't get banned.

Goldenboko
09-07-2012, 09:20 PM
Steve is insulting Paul's mother. Again​.

Hollycat
09-07-2012, 09:46 PM
STEVE! Jesus Christ man, how much foul language can you fit in one post. And that bit about Paul's mom and the jar of mayo... ugh, I think I might hurl.

Reported. I hope someone deletes the post, and soon.

Shorty
09-07-2012, 10:12 PM
Whooooa. Tone it down there.

Jinx
09-07-2012, 10:33 PM
hey guys wanna see my tits

Sephex
09-07-2012, 10:54 PM
It would be nice to see a pair of boobs today. Preferably ones that belonged to Tifa.

Hollycat
09-07-2012, 11:12 PM
Who want's to see my Boobs?

Tigmafuzz
09-08-2012, 12:22 AM
Congratulations, HC! I never thought you'd actually turn into a viera!

Hollycat
09-08-2012, 12:40 AM
Guys... Seriously, I'm not joking, look, I'm a viera
See look, I've got a vagina and everything. Also ears and a tail
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The game Paul. The game.
HC that is very nice for you and I will be printing this off for later, but you can't post porn on EoFF ~Paul

Tigmafuzz
09-08-2012, 12:47 AM
Bullshit, HC. Prove it.

Hollycat
09-08-2012, 12:50 AM
Guys GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUSY GUYS.

I made a wish upon a star and woke up a viera this morning. I'm serious.
I am totally freakin serious.

On topic: I have no idea what that is.
Off topic: I'm a freakin viera!

Ace Protorney
09-08-2012, 02:19 AM
Whoa, that's almost as bad as HC making false claims.

Tigmafuzz
09-08-2012, 06:36 AM
God, Steve, don't post things like that. I can't even tell if that's an octopus or your mother's face.

NorthernChaosGod
09-08-2012, 07:03 AM
I predict this thread is going to go downhill pretty fast after that mess.

Mercen-X
09-08-2012, 07:33 AM
When did anybody say anything about killing Proto? You've massively misinterpreted some lighthearted flaming. I admit that HC needs to watch his mouth before he gets himself banned. :eep:


Nobody else knows what the hell this thread is about, why should I care? I actually thought the point was fairly clear. :kakapo:

What are our expectations as to the fate of this thread? :eyebrow:

Jiro
09-08-2012, 07:36 AM
Why the hell would you want to kill Proto, man? That's not even funny. He's a saint, an ace saint, and you're just out to violence him. Not cool. We all enjoy better lives thanks to Agent Proto.

Mercen-X
09-08-2012, 07:57 AM
Whoa! Hey, hey! Just straight chill, you know? Slow your roll. You all really need to calm the hell down now. Don't make me pull my stapler. This is a warn warning.

Ace Protorney
09-08-2012, 08:40 PM
That wasn't very nice of you to say that about me. :(

Tigmafuzz
09-08-2012, 11:44 PM
Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! You basket-hilt stale juggler, you! You starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! You tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!

NeoCracker
09-09-2012, 03:23 AM
And that's just his mother Tig's talking about. Just wait until you see what he says about Proto himself.

Mercen-X
09-09-2012, 03:30 AM
You'd better be careful there. Tig's got a fouler mouth on 'em. Just wait til he's drunk and spouting the pirate/goblin talk.

Still, I don't understand why you always drift off-topic when it comes to unicorns.

Tigmafuzz
09-09-2012, 03:49 AM
A knave! A rascal; an eater of broken meats; base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave! One that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Mercen-X
09-09-2012, 04:07 AM
Just ignore him, Tig.


Pegasus
D'oh my god, really? How many times does it have to be drilled in? "Pegasus is not a unicorn!" He has wings! He has no horns! Get it!?

NeoCracker
09-09-2012, 05:59 PM
You just had to make a your mom joke to tig, didn't' you Proto?

Ace Protorney
09-09-2012, 11:28 PM
I heard that's how your mom likes it.

Tigmafuzz
09-09-2012, 11:59 PM
I could fly if I tried really hard!

You couldn't fly if you let Pegasus take you from behind as payment. I hear that's what unicorns like, right?

Shorty
09-10-2012, 12:11 AM
Nobody else knows what the hell this thread is about, why should I care?

Hollycat
09-10-2012, 12:17 AM
I could fly if I tried really hard!

Tigmafuzz
09-10-2012, 10:49 AM
I wonder what it would be like to fly.

Ace Protorney
09-10-2012, 10:09 PM
No, you can't just glue feathers onto your arms like that. That's just silly and it won't make you fly.

Hollycat
09-10-2012, 10:28 PM
Guys, I came up with an awesome idea. You know how birds can fly? Well it's not because of how light they are right, I mean airplanes fly, so I figured out if I glue a bunch of feathers all over me I can fly too! Screw you traffic!

I've been out all day trying to find feathers. So far I'm up to 6.

And no, I don't think that sounds tasty at all.

Mercen-X
09-11-2012, 05:16 PM
I didn't know they made those anymore. I don't even know what to think of that.

Anybody else find the idea of a rootbeer sandwich appealing? No, I'm not saying Rootbeer and a sandwich. Just a straight rootbeer sandwich.

Ace Protorney
09-19-2012, 03:39 PM
Guys, are we still doing this? I can't wait to try out rootbeer sandwiches!

Christmas
09-19-2012, 04:35 PM
Proto, you said you will never leave me! You said no root beer or sandwiches can hinder us. Now what are we going to do with our diabolical offsprings?

Mercen-X
09-19-2012, 10:37 PM
Ahahahahaha. That's so cruel! Prote's left you high and dry. Sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But you had to know the man was a devil.


Seriously though, you people make this impossible.

By the way, Shorty, do you even know what this thread is about?

Arizona Lively
09-21-2012, 10:34 PM
You created what? Ew!

I'm so sorry Christmas-kun! If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here for you.
Meanwhile, Proto-chan can suck it!

Gordon Freeman
09-22-2012, 11:35 AM
...

Christmas
09-23-2012, 04:56 AM
Freeman just won this round. :bigsmile:

Mercen-X
09-23-2012, 05:13 AM
Say, what!? That's disgusting! Prepare to be labeled! *click-click*

Gordon Freeman... I don't know what to say. Try not to do it again, I guess?
Good luck with that.

Ace Protorney
09-25-2012, 05:57 AM
Damn Gordon, I had no idea you were into Christmas like that! If you want to have her, go ahead! She's all yours!

Arizona Lively
09-25-2012, 07:56 PM
Whoa, boy, you better back down, FG. I'm pretty sure the girl's spoken for. Unless there's Prote hadn't not told us yet.

Tigmafuzz
09-25-2012, 08:27 PM
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH HER I'LL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOUR PARENTS

Jeez... what a buzzkill.

Mercen-X
09-26-2012, 12:37 AM
I've done it! I've created sentient eyeballs with insect legs! Muhahaha!

With how off-topic we are already, the next thing you know, Tigmafuzz is going to post an irrelevant quote from some other thread that totally alters the mood of this thread.

Gordon Freeman
09-26-2012, 10:54 AM
...

Christmas
09-26-2012, 04:13 PM
Another epic statement by freeman!!! :kaoclove:

Mercen-X
09-29-2012, 10:49 PM
You people and your insane requests.

It's one thing to ask for a picture of an elephant screwing in a lightbulb, but now this is getting out of hand. Next thing you know, Christmas is gonna drag Gordon Freeman in yet again.

I know that's you, girl.

Arizona Lively
09-29-2012, 10:56 PM
This is getting kind of retarded now.

What?

Hollycat
09-29-2012, 11:10 PM
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Mercen-X
09-29-2012, 11:27 PM
I don't think I've once seen a post anymore pointless or stupid than that... and that's having taken Hypo into account.

Tigmafuzz
09-30-2012, 05:15 AM
I saw a cloud today. It made me hungry so I ate part of a tree nearby. It was fun.

Christmas
09-30-2012, 05:51 AM
...

Mercen-X
10-01-2012, 06:04 PM
...

Arizona Lively
10-01-2012, 06:06 PM
Gordo has a lot of followers so quickly. I hope he doesn't cultify Mercen-X and Christmas next. :worried:

Gordon Freeman
10-01-2012, 06:15 PM
..You guttersnipes are incomprehensible. I will bend your puny minds to my will and maybe then you will attain some sense of intelligence.

Tigmafuzz
10-01-2012, 06:23 PM
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Mercen-X
10-02-2012, 12:26 AM
http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/stock-emoticons/misc-emoticon-0026.gif

That ate a make brain my head hurt dirt loud explode hard pain.

I mean: "That made my head hurt. My brain can't process that ridiculous shat. I'd rather be eaten by zombies than listen to your blubbering, you flearing puade!"

And, of course, by "flearing puade", I really mean... well, nothing.

Tigmafuzz
10-02-2012, 04:44 AM
NARFLE THE GARTHOK

Huckleberry Quin
10-06-2012, 04:05 PM
Hey guys, I just found this garthok. It looks pretty distresed. Anybody know what I should do with it?

Bubba
10-06-2012, 05:37 PM
I'd be willing to bet a million pounds that Harle-y Davidson will be next to post in this thread...

Evastio
10-06-2012, 10:25 PM
You know what they say! All toasters toast toast!!
How many times do I have to say it? All toasters toast bread, not toast.

(Rolls eyes at above three posts that claim that toasters toast toast)

Mercen-X
10-07-2012, 07:06 AM
Yeah, toasty toasting toasters toast toast usually, if they're dependable, but rarely are toast-toasting toasters as dependable as Harley Davidson.

Jiro
10-07-2012, 01:10 PM
do toasty toasting toasters actually toast toast or what? they are crazy novelty things. need to get a sparky onto it

Bubba
10-07-2012, 03:36 PM
What the hell are you talking about? A giraffe would totally win in that fight!

Mmm... hungry.

I think I might stick some toast in the toaster.

Huckleberry Quin
10-07-2012, 09:10 PM
So, I've got this jumper, right? It has a picture of a shark fighting a bear across the chest. I'm thinking about stitching a picture of a giraffe on it as well, because it's always a great conversation starter. "Which do you think would win?" "Oh, a bear, definitely." OH WAIT! Now there's a giraffe!

FYI, bear would totally win. I mean, it's a damn bear. You know what they say! All toasters toast toast! And all bears win jungle bar fights!

Mercen-X
10-07-2012, 09:43 PM
Ooooh. Well, okay, I guess I can see that. But let's stop veering off-topic. This thread is getting ridiculous. What the hell were we originally talking about?

Somebody post a refresher please!

Huckleberry Quin
10-07-2012, 10:02 PM
Just buckets and buckets of it. xD

Well, that effectively ends this discussion. :erm:

Jiro
10-11-2012, 03:18 PM
So this one time, on band camp, I was making cheesecake and was whipping the mixture and I was just going at it for so long because nobody said anything and then suddenly a smurfing animal came out of nowhere and I flipped my trout and it just went everywhere.

Just buckets and buckets of it. xD

blackmage_nuke
11-09-2012, 12:44 PM
Hey guys I think it would be cool if we had a thread where we post backwards in time.

Take a few weeks to think up a good first post, if you cant think of anything just talk about toasters or band camp or what you did with your toaster at bandcamp or something