Round Five! The round that most staff will deny is valid!

[Loony BoB]

Your final task, everyone, is to buy FFXIV and join the Fat Chocobos linkshell and play it for at least an hour a week. Chop chop! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

[Slothy]

I'm broke. You'll have to buy a copy for me, send it to me, and pay my subscription fee (do MMO's still have those).

[Loony BoB]

Then how will you afford to pay for your Cid's Knight status? :confused:

[Slothy]

Pimp you out obviously.

[Mercen-X]

I can only find the Fat Moogle link-thingy. Can I get a time-extension on this?

[Sephex]

I totally just did it. I have proof, but I don't feel like posting it.

[Raistlin]

I just got my copy of FFXIV in actually! I am going to use it to write up current changes to FFXIV, though I'll probably wait until after I'm done FFX for Eyes on Plays to start. I will be the best Fat Chocobo I can be!

[Citizen Bleys]

I already did this, two years ago. Extra credit for turning in my assignment really really early?

[Loony BoB]

Right, that's it. Nobody wins this competition because nobody has played one hour of FFXIV this week. Terrible, simply terrible. Didn't you know this is an obligation of every staffer!?

[Mercen-X]

"But I really tried this time! I really, really tried!" - Bart Simpson