I Wish It Was The Dona Party

[Forsaken Lover]

http://i.imgur.com/dro4U.jpg


I adore Dona. On the one hand we're told Summoners are these holy people who set out on selfless journeys to save the world. Yuna is an example of purity and modesty and all that junk.

In marches Dona, ready to trample all over you in the stilettos I don't think she's wearing. (Even still, I can fantasize) She's sassy, she's bossy, she's my kinda lady.

And it's not all about looks you see. Just listen to dat voice.

In the meantime I thin I'll have a nap. *looks at male companion* Oh Barthello..... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zznQJ_-b2fI&t=4m17s)

Barthello: I swear, I'll never wash this hand again!
Dona: Puh-lease! Touch me with that hand and I'll remove it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKq4Zx2jlTw&t=2m2s)

Do you share my love for Dona? If you don't she probably doesn't care and she'll make you love her anyway. Dominating women are the best.

[CimminyCricket]

I like how she dresses like a slut.

[Jinx]

I think she does wear stilettos, actually.

Dona's cool. Isaaru's a fucking idiot.

[Forsaken Lover]

I like how she dresses like a slut.

That is a very offensive word, sir. She's merely sharing the gifts Yevon bestowed her with.

A Summoner's sacred duty is to bring joy to the people of Spira. Who is Yuna bringing joy to? Or Isaaru for that matter? They should learn from Lady Dona.

[Jinx]

Yuna's bringing joy to Tidus

[CimminyCricket]

Have you played FFX-2? Yuna and Rikku both learned something from Dona.

[Jinx]

Yeah, Rikku learned about thongs.

Yuna learned how to show her tits.

[Forsaken Lover]

Have you played FFX-2? Yuna and Rikku both learned something from Dona.

You make an excellent point! My love for Dona has increased even more now.


Yeah, Rikku learned about thongs.

Yuna learned how to show her tits.

Blond teenage girls in thongs > Eternal Calm in terms of happiness brought to the population.

[Nebulance]

Yuna's bringing joy to Tidus

haha, yes! I mean, the scene in the lake in Macalania?? Tidus most certainly got some.

[Jinx]

Do we know that? Or did they just make out?

[Forsaken Lover]

Eh, people like to joke about them having sex but I really doubt it. Pretty sure it was just a makeout session.

Tidus was probably the first guy Yuna ever kissed or did anything with anyway.

[Roogle]

I liked the idea that Dona was presented as a rival for Yuna in the pilgrimage. She is a step away from the pure, innocent image of the typical summoner.

I am pretty sure that the scene at Macalania Lake is symbolic of some sort of intimacy. I always assumed that there was physical contact involved without clothing.

[Raistlin]

I agree that Dona is pretty cool, and way better than the painfully pure and holy Yuna.


I like how she dresses like a slut.

This is FFX. Almost every woman dresses like a slut.

[Jinx]

I agree that Dona is pretty cool, and way better than the painfully pure and holy Yuna.


I like how she dresses like a slut.

This is FFX. Almost every woman dresses like a slut.

I like how you can see her butt cheeks, but she wraps up her arms and hands like an eskimo.

[CimminyCricket]

Spiran values are clearly a little misguided.

[Jiro]

The Tidus-Yuna scene in the lake is clearly innuendo. They totally banged.

[CimminyCricket]

And I bet she kept her shirt on the whole time.

[Jinx]

Wah wah Tidus the light from the pyreflies is too bright.

[Pete for President]

I always cringe when Dona talks. A blitzball to the face is what an attitude like hers deserves.

[Cloudane]

My, my, my...

She'd make a good kebab if you ask me.

[Jessweeee♪]

Dona was pretty cool :spin:

[DMKA]

I just got done getting her and Bartello back together in X-2. I still don't get why the Cactus calls her a man though. o__O

[Jiro]

I always cringe when Dona talks. A blitzball to the face is what an attitude like hers deserves.

Yeah Dona was a bitch!

[Cloudane]

A blitzball to the face is what an attitude like hers deserves.

So that's why that kid wants to be a blitzball when he grows up... dirty boy...

[Christmas]

I thought this thread was about Donuts and I was like so excited....:(

[Forsaken Lover]

I always cringe when Dona talks. A blitzball to the face is what an attitude like hers deserves.

Yeah Dona was a bitch!

I don't like bitches either but some can make their bitchy quality a turn-on.

It's a subtle art but Dona was good at it.

Contrast with Lightning.

[ReloadPsi]

I don't like bitches either but some can make their bitchy quality a turn-on.

It's a subtle art but Dona was good at it.

Contrast with Lightning.

Her elitism got on my nerves a bit but on the whole I found Dona quite entertaining actually. Her as a full-time party member would've gotten on my nerves though.

[maybee]

The Tidus-Yuna scene in the lake is clearly innuendo. They totally banged.

This

It's like the FF6 scene where Terra's parents have flashy sparkles while they twist around each other in the air all shine- like.

About Dona, no she was a cow that dressed like the FF X version of Lady Gaga. No, No !

Though Final Fantasy sex sounds amazing.:wacky:

[Formalhaut]

I liked Dona's ur.. "honesty".

Though seriously, she could have taken on Sin single handedly. She traveled around Spira with only one guardian and seemed to fare fine. Here's Yuna with an army of guardians, and even then some people got game overs.

[Jiro]

Would she have sacrificed her sole guardian?

[Pheesh]

We did just establish she was a bitch.

[Formalhaut]

Exactly, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have even thought about Barthello.

[ReloadPsi]

Why wouldn't she sacrifice her sole guardian? She herself was gonna die straight after fighting Sin, was she not? Granted Barthello would've become the next Sin (oh god that would've been hilarious) and Dona would've had to wait a reeeeaaally long time to rejoice for eternity in the Farplane but there you go. It would've worked out eventually.

[Formalhaut]

Dooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

I agree, a Barthello sin would have been more comedic than scary. I wonder what his final aeon would look like?

[Jinx]

i wish it was the donner party

[maybee]

Dooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

I agree, a Barthello sin would have been more comedic than scary. I wonder what his final aeon would look like?

Auron's hand that Auron touched.

[Forsaken Lover]

i wish it was the donner party

Dona vore?