The OOC Thread of Poorly Made Tacos

[Shorty]

Jiro> Sharty> mechanic tried to hit on me today
Shorty> ahahaha
Shorty> WAIT
Shorty> oh my god I have a story
Shorty> today I did get hit on
Shorty> and it was weird
Jiro> this went better than expected
mike> By a mechanic
Shorty> xD
Shorty> no no
skt> lol
Shorty> a shirtless man came into our office
mike> sorry
Shorty> shirtless
mike> by mechanic
rubah> shirtless man
Shorty> with no shirt
skt> was he hot shirtless
rubah> idaho

edit: I reallize that this sounds a lot better than it actually was. He was weird and had Scruffy Nips Syndrome.

[Shorty]

Nicolas> Life is so much easier when you just murder those closest to you.

You nerds can forget about this thread, but I'm going to keep it alive!

[Pumpkin]

[14:51:06] <shion> I would want them to fire you Faris
[14:51:08] <@Pike> I vote vidya
[14:51:11] <lekana> the editor position is more of some on consistent to do those things but one or two peopel can't do it all! that's where members come in
[14:51:16] <faris> ...
[14:51:18] <@Rantzien> That's so cruel shion
[14:51:27] <shion> crap
[14:51:27] <@Pike> ICE COLD
[14:51:28] <shion> wouldnt
[14:51:30] <faris> xDDDD
[14:51:30] <shion> OMIGOSH
[14:51:33] <@Rantzien> ahahaa
[14:51:38] <lekana> hahah
[14:51:43] <shion> Im an awful person
[14:51:45] <shion> ;__;
[14:51:53] <@Rantzien> !addquote <shion> I would want them to fire you Faris
[14:51:53] <sugarlips`> Quote has been added to storage file.
[14:51:58] <@Rantzien> That's that</sugarlips`></shion></shion></shion></lekana></shion></faris></shion></shion></faris></lekana></shion>

[Shorty]

ice cold xD

[Shorty]

00:09 UncleBigHands> mike> This is a brilliant plan
00:09 UncleBigHands> Yeah, he did it.
00:09 Shorty> I knew it.
00:10 UncleBigHands> mike is just the kind of guy to stroke his own ego like that.
00:10 Shorty> Totally.
00:10 Loco> He's a solo-stroker.
00:11 Shorty> xD
00:14 Loco> This is the part where we all stopped talking because we didn't want to interrupt mike's rhythm.
00:14 mike ......strokes

[LocoColt04]

This definitely just happened.

Also,
[02:19] <@Shorty> coxswain makes me lol

[snacks]

lmao whoops

[Jinx]

[08:55] <mike> WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY WIIIIIILLLLLL I GET AAAIIIIIIDDSSSSS

[Shorty]

AwardBug> I also get to touch girls

[Shauna]

That is actually almost entirely in context too!

[Denmark]

[22:23:34] <Jowy> BBBQ
[22:23:41] <PaperStar> wb eric
[22:23:45] <Jowy> the extra B is for BYOBB
[22:23:45] <Araciel> The extra B is for BYOBB
[22:23:45] <denmark> the extra B is for BYOBB

[snacks]

REVIVIN' MOM YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
[01:47] <~Loony_BoB> Rantzien ilu
[01:47] <snacks> lol
[01:47] <~Loony_BoB> save me
[01:48] * @Rantzien holds out catching arms
[01:48] * ~Loony_BoB embraces
[01:48] * snacks romantic music plays
[01:48] * Carl|PC whips his camera out

[Shorty]

Loony_BoB> I've only really been drunk once or twice from the date of the Ciddies onwards.
Shorty> that was a week ago
Loony_BoB> was it?

He's drunk right now, clearly.

[Tigmafuzz]

I only get penis like once a week.

[Pumpkin]

] shion pokes tav in the piriformas
[02:21:41] <tavaryn> uh
[02:21:43] tavaryn looks that up
[02:21:50] <RebelliousEagle> I was also at a party tonight so I am dead
[02:21:58] <shion> *piriformis
[02:21:59] <tavaryn> oh
[02:21:59] <Loco> You're pretty chipper for a dead girl.
[02:22:00] tavaryn blushes
[02:22:12] <shion> ahahah
[02:22:27] <tavaryn> keep your hands to yourself >:I
[02:22:35] <shion> no
[02:22:39] <tavaryn> okay

It should be noted that I didn't know what a piriformis was until after this conversation. It made things juts a bit more awkward

[LocoColt04]

[01:34] <Loco> SHION
[01:34] <Loco> DON'T STOP NOW
[01:34] <shion> dont stop what
[01:34] <Loco> Going to bed.
[01:34] <Loco> OH DAMNIT
[01:34] <shion> IM SORRY I HAVE TO SLEEP Værn
[01:34] <Loco> THAT WAS MY CUE FOR BELIEVING
[01:34] <Værn> T_T
[01:35] * Loco walks away in shame for missing his Journey moment.
[01:35] <shion> DONT STOP
[01:35] <shion> BELIEVIN
[01:35] <Loco> HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEEEEEEELING
[01:35] <shion> okay goodnight

[Loony BoB]

<Formy> Have you seen my package yet?

[Raistlin]

Goddammit, BoB, you have corrupted him. You showing your wood off to everyone, now Formy's doing the same to his package.

[CimminyCricket]

[17:46] <parker> i do love cum also so

[Flying Mullet]

I'm a failure. :(

[Jinx]

I'm a failure. :(

Quotes the guy with the highest points. ;)

[Loony BoB]

[00:22] <Loony_BoB> on another completely different note
[00:23] <Loony_BoB> penis
[00:23] <Shorty> oh, nice!
[00:23] <Shorty> that's actually really awesome

[Shorty]

literally seconds apart :colbert:

[Loony BoB]

There was definitely a delay.

[Jiro]

[05:00] Loony_BoB> Of course moving country is warranted; the point was that you could move country and the relative distance would still put you in the same Australian state, but then again, the new place could be just as different as moving countries would be, so who PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
[05:00] Loony_BoB> I like it.

[Shorty]

Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]

[Flying Mullet]

Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]
What kind of noises do corpses make?

[Shorty]

BoB seems to know, ask him.

[Jinx]

Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]
What kind of noises do corpses make?

I don't think they make noises themselves, it's more that the friction created makes noises when BoB defiles them.

[Flying Mullet]

Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]
What kind of noises do corpses make?

I don't think they make noises themselves, it's more that the friction created makes noises when BoB defiles them.
Dammit BoB! I thought we had a talk about this... :colbert:

[Raistlin]

Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]
What kind of noises do corpses make?

I don't think they make noises themselves, it's more that the friction created makes noises when BoB defiles them.

Poor [insert former female member who never posts anymore (my money's on Chaos)]. :(

[Flying Mullet]

I bounce all over.

[Araciel]

45849

[Flying Mullet]

The only time I'm gentle is in bed :smug:

wait

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Shorty]

Loony BoB (via text): we need to get a lot of things to do it all over the world

This is punishment for his continual predictive word texting.

[Tigmafuzz]

12:57:33 PM Paula C.: i'll make pudding molds of my butt

oh skype you so crazy

[Lonely Paper Star]

12:57:33 PM Paula C.: i'll make pudding molds of my butt

oh skype you so crazy

Mine would have extra jiggle.

[Flying Mullet]

We hold annual Testicle Festivals.

[Shorty]

Nicolas> Find a child to steal a lolipop from.

[Pike]

Sarah while [OOH! SUPER SECRET PLACE WE WERE CHATTING! I CANNOT TELL YOU EXACTLY WHERE IT WAS BECAUSE IT MAY POSSIBLY RUIN THE CONTEXT! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/smiley/emot-ohdear_zps1e0d1059.png ]: "I never use drugs because then I get addicted and it's a huge pain in the ass"

[Spuuky]

Please do not provide context for quotes in this thread.

[Madame Adequate]

Yes please don't, whoever did, which was nobody, because the place a quote came from is not the same as context.

[Spuuky]

Yes please don't, whoever did, which was nobody, because the place a quote came from is not the same as context.Context - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/context)

You're welcome. If you aren't able to accurately discern the intended meaning of the quote with the context that it was said while playing New Vegas, that probably just means you don't know what New Vegas is.

[Pike]

Don't worry, I edited it so we're all good.

Sarah actually wasn't playing New Vegas, we were just at a twitch channel

You will never know if she was actually talking about New Vegas or not

[Flying Mullet]

You're welcome.

[Parker]

Faris 's box mews

:|

[Baloki]

&lt;Loony_BoB&gt; I like Chocobos.

[Shorty]

foa> stabby midgets are fucking scary
foa> sorry
foa> That is like
foa> about as racist as I get.

[Spooniest]

Dear Sirs and Madames
I would like to submit my candidacy for being included in this thread, my qualifications are that I have caught an amazing number of fish today just off the coast of OOmpapamaomao and they are delicious

In addition, i believe I can bring a certain savoir faire and je ne sais quois to the proceedings, as I have an advanced degree in teaching spastics to dance

Yours Truly
The Empress of Colney Hatch

[Flying Mullet]

Mulley is so bad ass.

[Shorty]

idgaf if this doesn't qualify because he's not a member

my step-dad, on the phone: "well watch out for the black ones, they'll slap you back"

[Tigmafuzz]

[8/25/2013 9:07:29 AM] Max: now i wanna jack it to chinese people failing to connect to google.com

Parker's new fetish, ladies and gentleman.

[Jinx]

If I had to choose between being a Native American or a horse...I'd probably be a horse.

[Tigmafuzz]

[9:26:21 AM] Paula C.: i guess we better form the ass club

sry paula :D

[Flying Mullet]

You weren't letting go and he was just standing there in front of my face and I felt awkward.

[Shorty]

come on, man xD

[Loony BoB]

Oh God xD I didn't even think about how that could be misconstrued.

[Pike]

I was massaging it simultaneously while screaming.

[Shorty]

baw worst pain of my life and you make a mockery of it xD

[Shauna]

It is pretty hilarious out of context.

[Pike]

"It's no good trying to force it in when neither of us is enjoying it."

[Jinx]

"No one's actually Japanese."--Denmark

[Ayen]

I don't stick it in till the third date.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

[23:17] Proto:
Agent Protato</proto>

[Pike]

49194

[Jinx]

Never liked Freya, always found her a bit dull.

[Shorty]

Shorty> I'm going to get ice cream soon! Santa brought me a cold stone gift card.
Sheetlebug> why would you want cold stones

and later


Ghosteses> wait you can download icecream?

[Nicolas]

Shorty> I'm going to get ice cream soon! Santa brought me a cold stone gift card.
Sheetlebug> why would you want cold stones

and later


Ghosteses> wait you can download icecream?

If you're going to quote things, make them better. ;o

[Shorty]

Quiet, Nicolas. I made this as an example for her, because she was wondering what this thread was about.

[Ghosteses]

Shorty> I'm going to get ice cream soon! Santa brought me a cold stone gift card.
Sheetlebug> why would you want cold stones

and later


Ghosteses> wait you can download icecream?

If you're going to quote things, make them better. ;o

saying my quote is unfunny? ;-;


Freya> I send sarah pms all the time. I'm like girl, have some cramps

[Carl the Llama]

Oh man that was a long one!

[Ghosteses]

foa> I can make underaged disabled people drink tequila until they puke in my pool



foa> "If women put tampons in their butt how do they poop?"

[Jinx]

Denmark: "Remember 9/11? That was a thing."

[Denmark]

To be fair, that quote was pretty off-color IN context, too.

[Pumpkin]

[21:33] <Ashton> just a city plef
[21:33] <Ashton> living in a lonely plef
[21:33] <Ashton> took the midnight plef
[21:33] <Ashton> going aaannyy plef
[21:34] <plef> How beautiful! <3
[21:34] <PaperStar> lollll
[21:34] <Ashton> it really is
[21:35] <Proto> carry on my wayward plef
[21:36] <Proto> there will be plef when you done
[21:36] <&mike> There'll be plef when you are done
[21:36] <&mike> oh snap
[21:37] <Proto> lay your weary head on plef
[21:37] <@foa> There'll be plef when you are plef :zombert:
[21:37] <@foa> DOn't you plef no more
[21:39] <Ashton> u guise are totally ripping off my creative genius >:[
[21:39] <starlet> Plefs, plefs, plefs get fucked when I fuck plefs
[21:40] <&mike> plef was a young boy
[21:40] <&mike> he had a heart of plef
[21:40] <&mike> lived 9 to plef
[21:40] <PaperStar> hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, i don't care what pleffies say. i don't even look their way
[21:40] <Proto> rising up, back on the plef, took my plef, took my pleffies
[21:40] <&mike> and he pleffed his fingers to the boooooone
[21:41] <@foa> ahahahaha
[21:41] <@foa> Just barely out of plef
[21:41] <@foa> came from the plef of town
[21:41] <&mike> CAME FROM THE EDGE OF PLEF
[21:41] <@foa> NO THE PLEF OF TOWN IS FUNNIER
[21:41] <@foa> 18 and plef you got it
[21:41] <@foa> 18 and plef YOU KNOW
[21:41] <@foa> your plef is plef and it's
[21:42] <@foa> 18 and plef TO GO
[21:42] <&mike> YOU CRIME IS PLEF AND IT'S
[21:42] <@foa> I HATE THIS SONG NOW MIKE RUINT IT
[21:42] <Proto> it's the eye of the pleffies it's the thrill of the plef rising up to the plefs of our rivals
[21:42] <@foa> pleffing up
[21:43] <Proto> and the last know plef stalks his prey in the night
[21:43] <Proto> *known
[21:43] <plef> I think you guys should sing video sing these to me.
[21:44] <Proto> and he's watching us all with the eye of the plef
[21:45] <PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well

[Shorty]

look at how that penis hangs and look at a normal human male

[Ayen]

Jowy is a dick. :stare:

[Jowy]

Jowy is a dick. :stare:

I get that a lot.

[Tigmafuzz]

"ginger hair, baboon semen, and honey and cinnamon to taste" - wishes to remain anonymous :greenie:

[Ayen]

Alright let's stop talking about our individual penises.

[Lonely Paper Star]

<Nicolas> dick for dak... wait

[Pumpkin]

[01:01] <Kalevala> How dare you subject me to potato-y seconds.
[01:02] <Værn> To be fair, I didn't know that we were already dating. You've kept it a secret from me for so long. Or maybe not so long. I can't be certain, really.
[01:03] <Loco> You're not really potato-y seconds though.
[01:03] <Loco> I got second potato.
[01:03] <Kalevala> For smurfsake.
[01:03] <Loco> And then there were like four more.
[01:03] <Værn> Yeah
[01:03] <shion> hehehehe
[01:03] <Værn> I mean
[01:03] <Loco> CALLED OUT
[01:03] <Værn> I don't want to use the phrases "bottom of the barrel" or "last resort"
[01:03] <Kalevala> Bottom of the potato.
[01:03] <Værn> but you were kind of the last person to get a potato.

******

[01:08] * Værn gives shion a second potato.
[01:08] <shion> :D
[01:08] <Kalevala> What the smurf?!

[LocoColt04]

[23:44] <Vaern> Can't expect everyone on the forum to know enough about Final Fantasy to answer those questions :O
[23:44] <Vaern> I mean, what is this? Some sort of Final Fantasy forum or something? o.O
[23:44] <Loco> no
[23:44] <Loco> It's a niche dating site.

[Tigmafuzz]

"I would rather be eaten by a giant eggplant than a swarm of flying scrotums" - stop sending me dog pictures, my phone doesn't have a lot of space

[Shorty]

Nicolas> But I'm not going to drive near a school.
Nicolas> As an adult.
Nicolas> And take a picture.

[Loony BoB]

[22:51] <Freya> hold on i think my apartment is on fire or something
[22:51] <Freya> wtf
[22:51] <Sheetlebug> wat
[22:51] <_> o_o
[22:51] <Freya> okay
[22:51] <Freya> not on fire
[22:51] <Freya> old person

[Pike]

<Aulayna> sex talk atm
<Shorty> I love that!

[Bones]

<sporklet> good god this is the worst spoonful of anal butter ive ever seen

[Shorty]

noxy> I taught my daughter how to shuck corn
Takkun> That sounds hot.

[Loony BoB]

<Yeargdribble Fenrir> omg it makes super cute noises when I whip it out!

[Carl the Llama]

Suck the meat

[Lonely Paper Star]

<Pitye> doing those at all the same time?
<tavaryn> yeah
<tavaryn> might get sticky

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

[21:14] <spoonspoon> i practice safe sax
[21:14] <LoneWolfLeonhart> make sure you use a reed

[Agent Proto]

<Jinx> i want bear people

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

[00:04] <noxy> finally . poop.
[00:04] <noxy> brb shower

[NeoCracker]

[01:55:33] <kotora> i think noxy passed out
[01:55:48] <UncleBigHands> Well I think you just gave me a way to solve the virgin thing!

[Agent Proto]

<PaperStar> i' mdong now

[Tigmafuzz]

<PaperStar> i' mdong now

I'm pretty sure she's always dong, though.

[Nicolas]

Mm. This was good enough to revive this thread.

< PaperStar > because i like using my fingers for things

[Lonely Paper Star]

Why are two posts in a row about things I've said. You guys are dirty. :colbert:

[Scotty_ffgamer]

<UncleBigHands> Please, no one can master these big hands.

[starlet]

<BigHandsofDEQUEEN> I mean tha twas a lot of meat I threw prior to becoming your hands.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

[01:23] <AlayzienFFProtoStar> xD
[01:23] <@PaperProtoMaeffgamer> xD
[01:23] <ScottyMaeStarAgentzien> xD
[01:23] <AgentAlaynaScottyStarzien> xD

[Carl the Llama]

I love exploring dark, wet crevices.

[Tigmafuzz]

Why are two posts in a row about things I've said. You guys are dirty. :colbert:

Coming from the lady who brought us such classics as "my butt is out of commission" and "but you want me to die by eaten"

[NeoCracker]

(Lonely Paper Star)<PaperButtDicks>: sausages always good~

[Lonely Paper Star]

[19:57] <Yumitsuka> PaperStar: Aexoden said: " I ​​love sticky "

[Night Fury]

SHORTY: Babies make worse problems
Congratulations, Shorty, you've guessed the secret word: worse. Sadly, there's no prize, but at least you guessed it, eh? This is your 1st win, and you're in 50th place! Guessed in 10 hours, 57 minutes, 6.90 seconds.

[Shorty]

ZING EAT IT BITCHES

[noxious.sunshine]

[01:55:33] <kotora> i think noxy passed out
[01:55:48] <UncleBigHands> Well I think you just gave me a way to solve the virgin thing!
.....I ... yeah. IDK.

[The Man]

[22:41] <PaperStar|cell> i dong hace bdrriends

[Shorty]

PaperStar> blood
PaperStar> is funny
Kerluhverluh> especially ass blood

[Loony BoB]

[08:28] <DC|Work> BoB pls
[08:28] <DC|Work> <3
[08:28] <DC|Work> it's so hefty

[Shorty]

Araciel> I have a no fap bank
Araciel> It's like
Araciel> Old men and baseball

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Sephex> Ever think of the jerk hole?